>watching some german kino>character takes a shit>has a shitenshelfen toilet>takes a picture of the feces and masturbates to it laterwhy are they like this?
>>214220463poopensharted ik cuckstoel
>>214220463We have the same toilets in Japan
>>214220487No we dont
>be americanWhy are americans like this?
The point of a toilet is that the feces is immediately submerged in water when it leaves your body, thus the smell is not releasedSo in Germany does the entire bathroom just smell like shit every time you go? What is wrong with them
>>214220526>germans are perverts that jerk off to their own shit>americans are well dressed niggersi don't quite think this is the own you envisioned it being
>>214220463My shits are too big and solid for the poopenschupen. I know they’d clog that thing every time.
>>214220543yes the whole country smells like feces and kebab, truly revolting
>>214220463 Very important. When was the last time your doctor asked you about your stool. Shape, consistency, size, solid, soft, or wet. Never? Your doctor is engaging in medical malpractice. The reason behind German toilet is to help in stool inspection. That’s vital. America accounts for 70% of world pharmaceutical sales. America is only 4% of the world. Now you know. Inspect your stool. It’s literally the difference between life and death. The stool should come out solid but not too hard, with minimal wiping. If it’s constantly wet and and too soft well guess what? You have a health issue. Talk to your doctor.
>>214220463perfidious anglo strikes again
>>214220463It is their way. Some cultures are different than others. The world is a large and diverse place.
>>214221026>yes the whole country smells like feces and kebabI think that post-dated the "shit inspection shelf" toilet. That is more of a new and exotic development in shit-based science and they needed the finest minds from Asia to accomplish it!
>internet, p0rnhub, onlyfans exposes americans as the most debased sexual degenerstes"BWAHHAHA those russian women all look like men and germans jerk of to shit BWAHAHHAHA"kys
>>214221334There are zero toilets in the UK of that design. Another fantastic prank pulled on the JFs.
>>214220463DON'T YOU FLUSH THOSE TOILETS! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THOSE LOGS FOR ME TO INSPECT!
>>214220463The last house i lived at was owned by a Jewish psychiatrist and all the toilets were German shit-inspection style and there were bidets on all toilets too.
>>214220463>This guy bursts in while you poopenshittenWhat do?
>>214221680semites have shit issues. arabs always poopin on people jews making shit porn
>>214220508squat toilets are basically shelves
>>214223239... Retard.
>>214223316where does the poop hide from you?
>>214220543Ist der kaviar. >translation: it's served on a plate for them to eat it back up like a scat obsessed orobouros
>>214221182Indian hands typed this post
>>214220543germans love poo
>>214223377Sp why don't they and India form an alliance?
>>214220526>dikekikeNow there is a name I've not heard in a long long time.
>>214220463Real talk: Jeets adopting this style toilet would be a huge win-win for the planet>poos actually use the loos>they still get to savor their natural diarrhea shit aroma, and even can save some for later since it is held on a shelf until it gets flushed away
>>214220463i never understood why americans find these toilets so incredible hilarious
>>214223602they'd clog it 99 times out of 100
>>214223602he said it in plain English
>>214223959Toilets are made to be clogged.
>>214224119nice meme nigger
i'm not german but I can't imagine doing a shit and not looking at it. I have to take a good look
>>214223350foreigners really shit like this?
>>214223239Squat toilets are way more healthier than sit-toilets because by squatting you squeeze the entire shit out of your colon and it makes you feel better afterwards
>>214224216i have no idea how you're supposed to squat and take a shit and not piss on your pants
>>214223399Esoteric Hitlerism tried.
>>214220463those toilets were literally invented so jews could fish swallowed jewelry out of their shit
>>214224327they wear kimonos
>>214224178KEKEKEKEK
>>214224327Just take off your pants
>this thread again
>>214223350how the fuck are you supposed to relax enough to loosten your asshole while supporting your weight and balancing over a narrow opening?
