>I ate the burger.
>>214221708>flies burger upside down into local mcdonalds>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>214221708>Sir, this is a McDonald's, we don't serve crab legs here>Kinoplex? Singles policy? Popcorn mines?>I have no idea what you're talking about, you must have me confused with someone else, Anon
>>214221708Michael Keaton is black>ah Denzel washington
Ayo. Grill it, nigga.
>>214221846
>>214221846>If I shave a line into my brillo pad head, it will give an illusion of having combable hair and a part on the side
>>214222001>ketchup or sweet and sour>call it
>>214221708I hate this.
>>214221708>where do I play it?
>I don't understand>What do I do with the burger after I eat it?>Where do I deposit the waste from my body?>Do you live here?>How do you get out from behind that counter, do you just...>Crawl through the window?>I don't care if your shift ended an hour ago I still have more questions>No but I still don't understand how->AHHHH
>I'd like to request one large beef wellington and a side of spotted dick>Be snappy about it, chop chop!>There's a good lad
>They forgot my toy>Motherfuckers
>what's this?>your food, sir>but I ordered a cheese
>Heh>You're pretty fast>Guess that's why they call you Speedee>You're still not faster than me, kid
>I ATE IT SPEEDEE>THE BURGER>I UNDERSTAND NOW>I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
>Oh, you don't understand Mr. Kroc...>You ARE the burger>aha ha ha HA HA HA HA
>>214221708>>214221920A daring synthesis
>>214221817what do you mean I can't bring my falcon in here? what kinda shithole is this?
>>214222122wtf is this real
>>214221708this is definitely not the thread
>"it's treason then?"
>>214221817Last time I went to the 'plex, they forbade me from bringing my 8 yo car, Frank, whom I call "Frankus," inside. I was very upset and demanded a free ticket to a movie of my choosing within the next 30 days. They refused that too! Never going back. fuck them.
>You order a burger from McDonald's. You're eating it.>How am I?>How are you what?>How am I eating it?>Uhh you take it out the wrapper?>Where do I eat it?>In your car, on a bench, anywhere you want. It's hypothetical.>Did I tip the server?>There's no server, there's no tips. Just a cashier.>How did I order if there's not a waiter?>The cashier is the same thing. >So why don't I tip the cashier?>That's not the question.. anyways you're eating a burger...>With a fork? Where's the utensils?>You just eat with your hands>With my hands? Like an Indian? Why am I Indian?
>>214222747>Are Millennials Killing Movie Theaters?
>>214222826Just saying, a 39 year old man should be allowed to take his feline to see a flick. wtf is going on in this country?!?
>>214222805I got frozen yogurt with my gf today. It was one of those places where you pour the yogurt and add the toppings yourself. When she went to weigh it with the cashier, the icon popped up "suggesting" a tip.My girlfriend poured the yogurt and added the toppings herself. Why does the cashier deserve anything? Why would they even ask me that?
>>214222805Did they write this down for you, Speedee?
>>214222860>the icon popped up "suggesting" a tip.tablet "registers" at lots of places do this now. Sometimes the chashier politely reaches over and presses Skip. Now that I think of it, I went to a store where they used a tablet that had a tipping option, and a few inches away there was a tip jar. lol
>>214222737>"The wagie will decide your fate"
>>214222859Get it registered as a service animal and Robert won't be able to do shit
>>214222805>Why am I Indian?kek
>>214221708A daring synthesis
>stares
Founder memes are forced and lame.
>>214224501Im.the better man because I haven't seen it. I'd rather be amused at the silliness.
>>214221708>MC DEEZ AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
