T. Ocellus stealing the episode and our hearts editionPrevious: >>214216956
Post webms, niggers
>>214224799Look at him go
>>214224799Streaming site has episode 5 up in case the gatekeeping faggots are here.Goodbye, I'll be back after watching so I can avoid any spoilers.https://ww4.seeflix.to/alien-earth/
lmao
>>214224799
>>214224872Top alien scientist, you wouldn’t understand
BEST CHARACTER ON ALIEN EARTH
competency crises is still a thing in the future I see
>>214224799So what did Tang do with the big titted babe? Did he somehow managed to bang her while she was in cryosleep or did he just masturbate on her cryo casket?
>>214224836where the FUCK is Zoya_plapping.webm
>>214224799Big dimes Billy strikes again
>>214224872top kek, he cute. post more webms, the fights
Why was eyeball engineer fighting the alien? Were they different random ayys that hate eachother?
>>214224872this stuff makes me feel like they're answering "if pieces of the Thing got out onto the mainland"
>>214224902he masturbates while watching her, seemed pretty clear
>>214224872Best character in the show and he doesn't even speak.
>>214224902I assumed it was the latter.>>214224955It was puppeteering a human body and the xeno kills humans.
>>214224971I really don’t like the way this show portrays Asian males as creepy perverts
>>214224902>>214224856Why did she never talked?I was expecting some hololina action but she was just lying there wearing underwear and never said a single worldTang (synth, cyborg?) was such a pervert
>>214224955yeah, they said at the beginning they are from different species. not sure if they collected them from different planets or not
>>214224904I don't think I've ever seen a sex scene with PG13 visuals and X-rated audio beforeIt was actually jarring that they were doing the regular TV "soft focus fully clothed" thing but it was dubbed over with actual hard fucking noises
>>214225011you mean factual reality?
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214224872Rewatching this it's clear ocellus was distracting her. Also we now know the ticks are pretty clever too. Loving this freakshow so far, wish the plant thing would finally do something though.
>>214225017tang is just a /b/ regular, he is human
>>214225030>best episode of the series>she wasn't in itBig think
>>214225030You posted the wrong pic; that’s not Ocelly-Chan.
>>214225030>not ocellus pic
>>214224799I'm the ultimate lifef-ACK
>>214224872makes the scientists from Prometheus look fully qualified for their jobs
>>214225043next episode is called THE FLY
>>214225043Speaking of the plant thing, how did it get out between the crash and SAR showing up?
>>214225083Reminder that we repeated the "pet the angry alien snek" scene except this time it worked
>>214225083Maybe Idiocracy is part of Alien canon and Prometheus crew were really the best that money could buy.
>>214225079>xenoKWAB
>Russian guy is selling out everyone and gets himself killed to help an oligarchkek
>>214225113It was a traumatized child able to speak the alien language doing it, though.
She is such a horrible fucking actress. Her performance is downright comical. Just awful. And this sex scene was fucking laughable, lmao. This show is rated M. Can't even show a nipple? What the fuck is this crap? Absolute kek. Disney+ certified "sex" scene.
By the way this is one of two episodes written and directed by Hawlery himself, the other being the first one.
>>214225083>>214225117We all meme about Alien characters being retards but I think this guy actually won the very difficult championship
>>214225113>>214225136it was a hybrid lol
Someone post a webm of Ocellus jumping the xeno.
How the fuck did the company not flag the Russian guy trying to sell out the ship to Boy Retard via COMPANY COMMUNICATIONS
>>214225140women don;t need to act, they only need to look good, just like irl
>>214225149To be fair you can't be very smart to sign up for a 65 year trip.
>all that build up>no booba girl running around screamingdisappointing
>>214225140It was weird that they didn't show anything but made full on wet slappy sex noises like he was really squelching around up in her
>>214225149This twat must be legit 60IQ. Here's your Weyland Yutani engineers, bro.
>>214225149Yeah was thinking that, he is definitely king of the morons.
>>214225117Prometheus LOVES Brawndo. The Thirst Mutilator!
>>214225140webm of ocellus fighting the xeno plz, that was very satisfying
I did not speed watch or second screen the showI never saw the Russian guy before it was revealed he was the traitorI actually got invested in the mystery and was pissed when they revealed "it's none of the characters you met lol it's a cryo dude"Was the guy in the episode and I missed it?
>>214225184We were robbed!
>>214225236He was in the first episode but not this one.You should have paid attention.
>>214225193Maybe he was good with machines?
>>214225184she can't act, she's a fucking model and an escort in thailand
Did anyone understand what the fuck was wrong with the ChinkBot? Why did they let him act so smug? Literally, what was his major malfunction? We dont even see him do anything, even his death was offscreen, what the fuck. Did he really just serve the purpose of misleading the audience about who had sabotaged the ship?
>>214224872How did they even capture all of them in the first place considering how stupid they are?I don't believe these fuckers landed on multiple hostile planets and captured numerous aliens in their natural habitats.
>>214225140What the fuck is going on here? What is she dropping? Does she not see the facehugger?
>>214224857SHES SUCH A GOOD GIRL
>>214225268he is human
>>214225184So, did the xeno get to her, or did she die from the crash.
>>214225268He literally just wanted to browse pod girls
>>214225166>year 100 of the three day special military operation >am in space trying to sellout employers and kill crew mates to give dangerous specimens to rival oligarchRussians are still retarded backstabbers in the future lmao
>>214225263none of them could act lol
>>214225276They did mention in passing that they started with a much larger crewOf course that raises the question, if numerous people had died capturing the aliens in the first place why were they so casual with them
>>214224902i>>214224971isnt he a synthetic thou
>>214225276They lost a lot of people capturing them. The engineer said it in the first episode
Tang was such a boss. This was the Tang episode.
>>214225307no, he is fully human
>>214225291So I guess he was just autistic then.
>>214225276It’s a “deep space science ship”. They were probably just transporting them to a space station. The mission to Earth was either secret and known only to black robot guy or entirely unexpected and a result of the Russian working with Boy Retard.Either way, this was not a hunting crew.
>>214224955Ocellus is a good girl and xenomorphs arent
>>214225307retard
>>214225304How’d they even collect the eggs if they open when they sense an organism?
>>214225011can't you stand reality?>>214225140it's like she always plays herself>>214225184how tf did she get the job?Man, just let her say something>>214225153
>>214224955Eyeball probably just realized that the xenomorph is a far larger threat then tard humans.
>>214224898Filler episode outside of octopussy saving the day. Best girl indeed.
>tang knew all along that cryo russian was sabotaging the ship and everyone would probably die>gave 0 shits>lived only to goonA man of integrity
Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
Wtf is his damn endgame?
>>214225299The USSR exists in this universe too which makes the whole thing even funnier.
>be scariest monster in all of fiction>kill, rape, hiss, strut around as the ultimate boss>everyone is terrified of you>bad hombre colonial marines die in droves>you are the absolute mas.... wait.. what is THAT?>OH NO IT HAS TENTACLES, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN>hsssssss-ACK
>>214225335Imagine how many people would still be alive across the whole franchise if they had one of these
>>214225382He’s going to take over a crocodile and fight the Aliens
>>214225268If you want people to sign away 65 years of their lives for a trip, you're going to get weirdos.
>>214225343Based webm
>>214225390Can’t even use that, they tried on the ticks and they released a gas
>>214225374No.
>>214225392You joke, but thats what I think it will do when it gets to Nibs.
>>214225418Get a longer one
What fucking planet did the ship stop at to come back with facehuggers, gas ticks, octopussy, and more? Some kind of galatic horror costco?
>>214225426Can it even control synths? Nothing about them is organic, it has nothing to pilot
>>214225446Same planet Lovecraft's cat came from
>best episode has none of the main crew except Morrow>no kids, no Wendy, no Hermit, no Boy RetardFeels like we are focusing on the wrong guys. I didn't miss anyone except Kirsh.
>>214225343Don't get me wrong. I think this Xenomorph looks too human like some weird uncle in a costume
>>214225343NIGGERMAN DO SOMETHING
>>214225446LV-420-425
>>214225446DIFFERENT PLANETS MOTHERFUCKER, how many times?
>>214225140I hope the xeno saved her for breeding before the ship crashed.
>>214224872this shit is not ALIEN, i dont give a fuck about some new bug, i dont care about those retarded species, i just want a good story with the Xenomorphs, fuck this gay ass bugs
>>214225471I liked it, a lot actually, except his weird creepy walk in the corridor when Zoya was covering her mouth
>>214225494Miniseries where they go to each planet and capture them when?
>>214225382Objective: Survive
>>214224955afaik octussy cannot control xenos for the lack of vision, which translates to them naturally rivaling each other.
>>214225520would be better than peter pan slop
Wanna see my room, anon?
was that eva mendes?
>>214225513cope. nerd. this is Eyelien era
This dude is based.
>Why didn't the show lead with this episode???Because then Morrow would be the protagonist rather than an anti-hero/anti-villain.
BASEDcellus
>>214225564On what?
>>214225374most gormless dude i've ever seen
>>214225382>*her Stop misgenering best girl
>>214225513pleb filtered
>Episode 5 out of 8>Fuckall has happened>Wasting more time on flashbacks
>>214225468Literally filler episode with little insight that prodigy planned the landing all along, you boomers are gay for alien costume 80's action, say it.
>>214225574Parker
>>214224799Ocellus is a bro. Little guy tried to warn her.
>>214225468If this is the best ep, that's pretty damning for the rest of the show
>>214225556She's a pajeeta on both sides of her family. Would tho.
>BEST GIRL T.Ocellus is in danger>She decides to call an human threat
>>214225612You are not wrong. Still, was fun.
I don't understand why they didn't just open the show with this shit anyways. Going back to it in the middle of the season is absolutely retarded.
>>214225631did ocellus call the xeno or tried to warn morrow? the xeno came too fast if it's the former.
>>214225623made for space plapping
>>214225652See >>214225565
>>214225652People would have been mad if the series started by killing the entire cast and then introducing the real cast
>>214225652every question can be answered with Hawley is retarded
>>214225574It's just y'know he's based. He's just based. It's based...the way y'know he does the knifearm and everything.
The Xenomorph is literally the most boring part of the show. And it doesnt help that it's portrayed as a killing machine that only thinks about killing sometimes, but then something that wants to toy with its prey at other points. The showrunners can't make up their minds and the Xeno's behavior bends to the whim of the plot and who has plot armor and who doesnt. The design is also so iconic at this point that there is no tension when it's on screen because we already know everything it is capable of. I wish they'd incorporate other designs from Giger's Necronomicon t b h
>>214225660I think it tried to warn Morrow.
>>214225641I went into this series with very low expectations so I’m enjoying it.
>>214225623>>214225661is this the hottest female on the show? sure af ain't wendy or the gormless crazy one.
>>214225607it was distracting her so the ticks could get out.
>me: entering the room without knowing that visitors had arrived>my partner:
>>214225607He was being a bro to the ticks
>>214225718post a cap a few frames earlier or later when the huggers are visible form that angle, it was great
>>214225607SHE IS A GIRL ANON RESPECT HER
>>214225683You know he can explain things if it's 2deep4u right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTPCiA-9Ios
>>214224955Highlander rules
>>214225702It's just Hawley being on my mind but I kept thinking of how Lorne Malvo can also instagibb a dozen people yet constantly chooses not to with plot armored characters We'll know for sure if the alien gives somebody the finger guns
I am disappointed Morrow is fat and not built. Literally had love handles in the underwear scene. I can't buy a fat operator.
>>214225735OCELLUS-CHAN!HAAAAINANI GA SUKI?
>>214225754jesus that's a horrible body. what is that body type called?
nibs artistic nudes
>>214225758Maybe he was fit before the mission began.
>>214225781It's called you're a homosexual
>>214225612the tranny on avpgalaxy hated it. that makes it based automatically.
I'll be honestocellus vs xeno >>>> predator vs xeno
>How important are you Dad?
>decapitate captain while trying to remove a facehugger>makes funny gestures and quipsfuck this show
>>214225733
>>214225781You dont see much women do you?
>>214225607True it didn't add much but it was a nice little hour of entertainment
>>214225661>>214225623>least Indian looking IndianA British official get freaky with one of her ancestors or something?
>>214224936Billy is actually a character in this show. He's one of the company heads.
https://s2.pictoa.com/media/galleries/286/055/2860555fc8a76724bd4/36661055fc8a76a35e4b.jpg
>>214225783I would settle for onlyfans rent money
>>214225834>this showEvery show. Levity is a curse on modern media.
What's with the vintage filter?
>Ocellus immediately calls out the Xeno to fight it>Knows how to call it>Starts biting>Goes immediately for the face>Xeno freaks the fuck out>Ocellus: "Fuck this gay earth you ain't got no eye holes. I think that cat is nearby."All hail T. Ocellus!
>>214225756
Who the fuck thought naming someone Chlamydia was a good idea?
>>214225904Morrow when he hated dealing with that guy and gave him that name to fuck with him.
Don't call.me a fag, but when the lottle guy jumped the xeno, actually fucking attacking instead of running and hiding loke everyone else I cheered with a fuck yeah.
>>214225904The same guy who named people Boy Kavalier, Dame and Smee
>>214225893HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING COSTUME OR SPACESUIT>>214225832What is moving Morrow?Her daughter died in the eighth year of the mission
>>214224799>Ocellus confirmed girlHUGEHUGE HUGEBEST GIRL NO CONTEST
>>214225916There must be some hosts gain retard strength thing because I swear for just a minute he was actually hurting it with the old man body
>bites xeno>doesn't die from acidBravo Hawley
>>214225468>no Boy RetardHe was in the episode though, being an asshole to the saboteur.
>>214225929>What is moving MorrowHe told us that Yutani is all he has left, his loyalty is absolute because they took him in off the streets as a kid and gave him a new arm
>>214225918>SmeeDoes he know?
>>214224799Morrowchads we ate WELL tonightBut goddman, this crew was stupider than Prometheus, and the captain actress was abysmal
>>214225858Very compelling argument. Sir Ridley Scott does not approve
This is going to be cancelled soon.What a waste of everyones fucking time
>episode is on ship with its kino retro futuristic design instead of some shitty island research facility >no retarded synth kid drama>only have to tolerate stupid billionare acting like “le quirky young genius” for a few seconds>whodunnit in space that leads into classic alien kino>Morrow absolutely not fucking around>our g-eye t.ocellus showing she’s smart enough to distract the science geek to let the other specimen do its thing and escape the second she has the chance>our g-eye using her host to FIGHT A FUCKING XENOMORPH like an absolute ladYeah, I’m thinking this is the best episode of the season by a fucking country mile. The only flaw was sitting through Malachite being an annoying bastard which was rectified by him eating absolute shit. Why couldn’t they just give us the show with the season being the team collecting specimens and make all of the prodigy shit season two?
>>214225980all the competent ones except Morrow died during the capture of the specimens
>>214225702>The Xenomorph is literally the most boring part of the show.They captured the nightmarish quality of its movement really well in this episode.
The only time xeno life cycle made sense was in Aliens versus Predator 2 game. Everywhere else they just arbitrarily grow out of fucking nothing in extremely short period of time, and it annoys me.
>>214226013the cocoon we saw in Romulus uses electricity from the ship grid to grow them fast, pay attention
I’m surprised kid cavalier didn’t put his feet on screen during the call with the saboteur and start making gestures with them
What happens if you put an alien on a whale?
>>214226009Agreed, it moved really well and was very creepy. although chasing the woman was comical like the grown men.unable to catch kid Leia in the Kenobi show. xeno should get to her in 2 sec.
>Xeno flipping out when it gets bitFinally the perfect murder machine has the same response as I do if a cockroach flies into my face
>>214226034kek
>attacks a fucking xenomorphlittle guy has balls. don't tell me it's a girl, all.women refer to shit with fenale pronouns, if a male was talking a bout it it would have been a he.
>>214225988nope
>>214226049I assumed it was toying with her
>>214226089So far its a "it" until we learn how it reproduces.
>>214226098why?
>>214226089Respect HER Pronouns anon
Enjoyed the episode a great deal. It's essentially Noah Hawley's "Alien" movie. Loved the ticks and the eyeball, everything getting loose at the same time was great. Hated how they keep jobbing out the Alien. Thing is not menacing at all. And it just looks awful in the bright white lighting. Also the last zoomout shot of the city was bizarre and really against the whole aesthetic of the series.
Yutani thinks shes The Empress with those Red Guards
>>214225999Why does a Weyland-Yutani alien research ship have incompetent crewmen? Also, how did they know to call it a "xenomorph" if this is a prequel?
>>214226092The planned second season should be cancelled. This is so trash.
>>214225939Ocellus probably shut off the parts of the brain that keeps us from hurting ourselves by locking off a portion of our strength. The guy was running on the pure hysterical strength that’s reserved for the worst situations as a last resort and having the muscles in his shredded by the sheer force of the attack. Tough as a xenomorph can be I’d imagine even it would be at least mildly inconvenienced by that kind of strength and balls to the wall violence being aimed at it.
>>214226121Anon Xenomorphs are jobbers Ocellus Chan is the true Face of the Franchise NOW
>>214225939There is an actual thing with the human body where generally you dont use your actual full strength, because it risks the muscles tearing shit like ligamentsOcellus host bodies must have that off and she can just turn on retard strength mode>>214226034Speaking of what was his thought process with constantly insulting and giving little assurance to the guy he was trying to betray into killing his own groupThat was the least influential 'be a traitor and I'll reward you' speech I've ever heard
>>214225343This is retarded, never show the full fucking alien in full light, especially not when it's a guy in a suit.
>>214226110fucking kek
>>214226137>Why does a Weyland-Yutani alien research ship have incompetent crewmen?Low wages and probably worse education standards than America.>Also, how did they know to call it a "xenomorph" if this is a prequel?They call every alien like that since Aliens.
>>214226143nope >>214226146I like how she made him straight up bite the Xenomorph
>>214226137Literally every alien is a xenomorph. The word is a generic way of saying alien lifeform, not a name for the black creatures, retard.
The fuck is this eye shit? It looks like some mid anime now
>>214226129..and now an actual redguard joined her
>>214226174The second season will be cancelled.
>>214226186Fucking normie. Why can't you just get off to weird shit like the rest of us?
Post yfw Ocellus decided to throw down with the xeno
>>214225484>Jonesy gets several scenes and survives after facing a xeno directly>Maginot cat gets one scene and killed off screen
>>214226169>Low wages and probably worse education standards than America.We ought to talk about the education situation. >>214226177Romulus canonized the species name as Xenomorph XX121, in-universe. It's no longer a generic catch-all.
I LOVE THAT LITTLE ALIEN DOOD LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE LOL
>>214226042whalien
>>214226239not enough bonus to go around
>>214226137>Why does Weyland-Yutani have incompetent employees?is this the first Alien thing you've watched?>>214226256>Xenomorph XX121gayest shit since they gave the black goo a name.
>>214226194naw we going to 6 seasons and a movie GOD DAMN IT
>>214226238Based Eye Nigga
>the bug operated a metal latch and escaped
Ok what will be Morrow's ultimate revenge against W-Y?
Okay the whole Japanese focused Weyland-Yutani thing is a bit silly I will admit.
https://youtu.be/PcpuiJwd6VQ?si=oAZ1R-KSEngL-1X_
I love her <3
>>214226313Why would he need revenge? He's a company man.
I'm confused can someone explain how weylan yutani knee about the xenomorphs? Did David actually create them or are they still an ancient creature from who knows where since they were found on thr derelict ship which looks way older than whenever promethus took place.
>>214225513I’m partially with you, but I’m trying my hardest to separate this originality from the original.
>>214226318I believe it was supposed to be yutani aquiring/merging with weyland since back I the 70s it seemed like Japan was on the path to controlling everything. Boy were they wrong.
Eye-thing will speak eventually. And it will have a British accent. >>214226332It’s literally retarded. Just enjoy the ride.
I really wanted to like this episode but shit is so dumb. Like the captain running from the xeno, irl people can't outrun a fucking dog, now imagine a thing of that size running on four legs.
>>214226332I was a bit confused about that too. I think they mentioned past expeditions finding them in the first episode. I don't think this show is canon with the prequels though.
>>214226318Weyland went to shit since the Prometheus fiasco so Yutani bought them.
>>214226337It's just a disconnected reboot same as all the other entries in this series. No reason to sperg about it, just enjoy and be entertained
>>214226354Is the alien series popular in japan?Also the eyeball creature feels like a ripoff of starro from the justice league.
>>214226354But Weyland only died recently no? He was around for Prometheus.
>>214226328no, he obviously hates the company more than anyone in the series and he's going to use the aliums to destroy it
>>214226382Didn't it go to shit too during the 2004 avp movie?
>>214226325The little tentacle grin was really neat, also it's fucking unhinged. I don't know what is her endgame but I cheering for her.
>>214226406No, that wasn't canon
mean before we were an arrow, and neu we're a paper plane
A xeno is an alien. A Xenomorph is a xeno that… morphs?It sort of morphs I guess. But not on a whim.
Flybros it's like we don't even exist.
>>214226429Its a James Cameron term as the creature had no name in the first movie. It means foreign form which could mean all thr different appearances in has during its life. Also can someone explain how long a xenomorph is supposed to live for? I heard they were supposed to live quickly then die fast but aliens seemed to throw that away.
>smashing pumpkins starts playingjesus christ who is responsible for these music choices
>>214226429If you're afraid of mexicans, you're xenophobic. Try increasing your vocabulary some time.
>>214225713as for me its the mommy prodigy scientist
SPOILERS:Boy Kavalier is a lot older than he looks; to be specific he succeeded where Weyland failed. He took over the body of his six year old son, and that’s why he’s a “boy genius”, and that’s how he started a company from such a young age.
>>214226416The eyeball probably just wants to go home. Its abducted by ""aliens"" and sruck in a tube for who knows how long. Doubt it was in cryo.
>>214225918>SmeeYou might want to read up on Peter Pan
>>214226429Xeno means alien whereas morph within this context can mean form, shape, or being. So xenomorph means alien being/shape/form
>>214226429It's a silly name, I agree. It's also another addition to the lore made by Cameron in Aliens. I can't express enough how much of a fuck up that movie was for the fucking story. Look, turning into an action sequel was cool, but all other ideas are simply stupid.
So many of you getting filtered.
>>214226468Don't get me started on the anchor baby issue
>>214226137>>214226169They must have seen an adult xeno before, probably when catching facehuggers, and named it a xenomorph. They seem to know that it will grow bigger very quickly and when the flap woman tells the crew a xenomorph is loose it suggests they know what it is already.
>>214226468Phobic has an actual meaning that applies. The Xenomorph isn’t actually morphing the way a shapeshifter morphs, or a wizard polymorphs.
>>214226406AvP always was a different universe.
>>214226152I agree it was not very reassuring to risk 65 years of work and pay. Pretty much was just:“What if I die?”“Sucks to be you”
>>214226275>is this the first Alien thing you've watched?No, nigger. The crew of the Nostromo were space truckers, there's a reason why they weren't hyper competent when going up against an alien bioweapon. And even then, they at least knew to wear masks and gloves in surgery lol.But the crew in this episode is specifically charged with capturing and transporting these known alien threats and they act like stupid children. The engineer apprentice is straight out of Simple Jack. The doctor eats in the lab and doesn't properly secure the specimens.It's just lazy writing to have horror things happen. >Xenomorph XX121gayest shit since they gave the black goo a name.I respect your opinion. My main point is that it's unclear how WY knows about the xenomorphs when this show takes place before the original film.
>>214226482Is cocooning humans to make more eggs canon? I think alien isolation hinted that. Also I'm not sure what to think of the alien queen added to the lore
>>214226429>>214226510"Morph" means form, my uncultured friend. You retards literally learn from movies and video games, you can't make this shit up.
Morph in ancient times meant actual form. Now it’s “lol he morphed he changed shape” because humans suck with words.
>>214226455>Also can someone explain how long a xenomorph is supposed to live for?They're immortal
What song did they use at the end of episode 4?
>>214226459The ending songs are honestly the worst part of the show for me.
I have a baseless theory that all the mega corporations in the alien franchise are run by humans who answer secretly to some group of the predator aliens since they probably want humans to more efficiently put their efforts into creating the most dangerous things imaginable so they have something good to hunt.
>>214226539Yes it is in an extended cut of Alien where Dallas is being changed into an egg, so it's canon.
>>214226478I don't think it's that intelligent. It's just a creature trying to survive.
>>214226455>I heard they were supposed to live quickly then die fast but aliens seemed to throw that away.Yes. In the first movie it was already old when it boards the shuttle with Ripley, you can see that the dome is pitch black. This comes from early designs were the creature was supposedly to be translucent first and then get darker, just like insects irl, but the material didn't worked well, so they went with the dark one. They even made a figure of that concept, picrel.Like you said after Aliens everything became a mess and nobody knows anymore, now they have drones, workers, warriors, queens, kings, etc.
>>214226540Words change. Ironies don’t go away. Christians were stupid enough to think miracles were any different from magic, or their mass/rites were any different from witchcraft.
>>214226563Amish Paradise IIRC.
>>214226482It's not a silly name at all. You're just retarded. The marines had never encountered any alien life. Ripley says there's some extraterrestrial there. So Gorman says there is apparently a xenomorph involved. It's literally just a generic term for a some unknown foreign life form. Idiots like you need it broken down and explained by Barney to grasp it though.>durrr so stupid name! Why you name it dat, Carmen?!
>>214226592naw shes intelligent
Hr giger wanted to make an alien with human lips. Imagine how that would look
>>214226617But not that intelligent
Post Red GUARDS
>>214226526More than just pay, you get a permanent share in the company. Considering how big Wey Yu is you’d have to be bugfuck retarded on an unimaginable scale to gamble that away on corporate espionage for a guy who said he “maybe” can put you in a robot body and gives some nebulous promise that you’ll be at the top of the list when it gets released for consumer use.
>>214226612They could have just called it an alien, or a xeno, or a monster. Calling it Xenomorph is like calling a male a cismale.
>>214226607>Words changeNot in science or law, my uncultured friend.>hurr durr christians out of nowhereYou're specially stupid even for Reddit standards.
>>214226621Didn't the baby in Romulus have them?
>>214226585I felt that scene was great and they could have kept it if it was after lambert and Parker killed but before the self destruction sequence since Ripley wanted to go thr less obvious route to not get caught by the alien then finds Dallas. That would then freak her out to bum rush to the engine room since there is now a worse fate than death.
>>214226634we dont know that yet
>>214226612>The marines had never encountered any alien lifeThey're used to "bug hunts", anon.
>>214226592It understood what the gun meant for it and either actively distracted or tried to warn the xenobiologist chick when one of the bugs got loose.
>65 years breathing recycled farts>dies to a fart
>>214225528even if there's vision, you just can't make your tentacles carve their way into the alien brain when the blood will fucking melt you... regardless, I don't think eyeball knew this, it's probably just instinctive bug kills bug between two aggresive, invasive species butting heads
>>214226476post source>>214226325she's a star <3
>>214226646>Not in science or law, my uncultured friend.Lol. You’re dead wrong about that. Scientists don’t even know what philosophy is. They have meetings before court cases can begin to settle on the meaning of words so confusions don’t happen, because semantics is a real thing. >You're specially stupid even for Reddit standardsI’m saying humans struggle spotting parallels.
>>214225011doesn't that actor always portray pervert asian males?
How to aliens grow so fast? Do they consume ship parts to add to their body since they're biomechanical?Also can someone explain to the best of their theory why aliens sometimes go for a quick kill and other tomes a slow kill and then they dont kill but bring them to a lair to get coccooned or be food for the facehugger?
>>214226612Then call it an alien or xeno. Xenomorph is ok as temporary name but you need to come with a better name at some point. That's like calling the Predator Pussy Face or Ugly Motherfucker for 30 years.
>>214226621*made
>>214225623>>214225661>>214225754i like brown girls and she has a nice butt. i'd kiss it
Petrovitch is faggot
>>214226679those were even more retard than the mechanical engineer wasn't she supposed to know EVERYTHING about those species?
>>214226719they go into a pussy cocoon and then get food from whatevers around it
>>214226710>Scientists don’t even know what philosophy isI'm positive most scientist finished high school. If you're talking about American there's a reason they'll rather hire pajeets than their fellow mutts.
>>214226646Faggot once meant a bundle of sticks, you “uncultured swine”.
>>214224898Let's play a game. The key to escape is behind your left eye. You have 60 seconds!
>>214226719>Do they consume ship parts to add to their body since they're biomechanical?Yes. Some sources like the RPG say they die quickly because of this, they simply grow/live/die too fast. They are a bio-weapon made to kill and be disposed asap.>>214226719>Also can someone explain to the best of their theory why aliens sometimes go for a quick kill and other tomes a slow kill and then they dont kill but bring them to a lair to get coccooned or be food for the facehugger?Plot armor
>>214226766Keywords: science and law. Learn to read.
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>>214226621Yeah anon posted a close up here >214226726We talked about that in previous threads. He based those lips on Michelle Pfeiffer, his words. The whole design is pure sexo.
This episode highlighted basically everything that can go wrong with women in the workplace.
Any unidentified alien encountered in space is technically a xeno-morph, but the one we’re used to is a fan favorite so it gets a capital X at the front of it, and for all intents and purposes that’s it’s name now.
>>214225147Who
>>214226646NTA but if I might be a pedantic little shit for a second words change both in name and meaning in science all the time as our understanding changes. Even Latin ones. Especially Latin ones actually, at least when it comes to naming conventions for species. Just look at green tree pythons. At one point they were referred to as chondropython viridis, now they’re Morelia viridis after some genetic testing revealed how close it was to others of the Morelia genus.
>>214226563Jane's Addiction - "Ocean Size" was last week, Smashing Pumpkins - "Cherub Rock" this week.>>214226318it does go back to Ridley Scott interviews from late 1979 though. Fantastic Films #12, November 1979. Unfortunately archive.org doesn't have #12, though.
>>214226816So its the best thing since aliens you're saying.
>They could have just called it an alien, or a xeno, or a monster. >Calling it Xenomorph is like calling a male a cismale.Best post ITT
>>214226825Feels like it's the same song every time.
if they don't cast summer glau as Ripley for when the Nostromo leaves at the end of the series i will be so mad.
>>214226719I remember a neat fan story a while back that talked about how the baby xeno puked up a substance that dissolved parts of the ship into a genetic slurry that would help its growth. It’s not cannon in the slightest but I like to pretend it is.
>>214226294Every concept in the show is already played out.
MORPH MEANS FORMAND IT DOES CHANGE/MORPH FORMSSHUT UP
>>214226323cute!>>214226854REEE zoomers out zoomers out
>>214226798So you're posting a bunch of scientists talking about philosophy to prove that "Scientists don’t even know what philosophy is"? Good job, I guess.>>214226824Yeah but they don't change it to "sneky-snek genus". They just corrected the taxonomy.
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>>214225382It’s weylands eye
>>214226731For a guy whose motivation was money and immortality, he pretty quickly threw away his life by trying to ambush Morrow for no reason. Why not just hide and try to survive the crash? The ship looks enormous, even if the show makes it seem small on the inside.
>>214226655They also filmed a scene for Burke's fate in Aliens but it has never been added to any edition.https://youtu.be/9AbWOL7muys?t=70
>>214226886Most scientists will you “philosophy is dead” while not realizing that science has a (natural) philosophy, and was born of (natural) philosophy.
>eye monster decides to fight a xenomorph because....???
>>214226937Because why the fuck not
>>214225513The series is called Alien, not Xenomorph. All alien species are welcome
Was David a mistake in the franchise? I dont want him to be the xenomorph creator and he just annoys me
>>214226955well it ran away from a guy with a taser so I really don't see why it would see a xeno and think...yeah I'll take a chance with that thing
>>214226916By your own pic, no they don't.Are you keep going to self-own yourself until the thread dies? Because I'm going to sleep. I let you have the last word if you want, you're still retarded either way.
>>214226965He was 100% a mistake. Ridley fucking destroyed the mystery and made it mundane as hell.
>>214226964Except those that can't speak English
>>214226971>By your own pic, no they don't.You didn’t read it then. The ones on the left aren’t against it. Philosophy is literally just pondering. Physicists can’t exactly avoid taking philosophical positions whenever they do a theoretical or hypothetical anything. And yet the guys on the right have the audacity to speak the way they do.
>>214226986I really wanted to learn more about the engineer and see more giger style technology. Alien covenant should not have been a thing and I can only wonder what promethus 2 would have been like.
>>214226387in the 70s/80s there was a fear that Japan was going to be this mega rich powerhouse that would take over and dominate the Western economies with ruthless business skill and high technology. that's why Japan features in many of the cyberpunk type stuff of the era.looking at Japan today it looks like a joke now. a shrinking nation with a moribund political culture and a slowing economy. as of July, Spain has a higher GDP per capita
>>214227042Sounds a lot like the alien lifecycle lol
>>214226332Don't ask these questions... Ridley Scott might want to give you answers.
>>214226526I have issues with the entire premise. This guy left 65 years ago, decades before Prodigy was formed or Kavalier was even born, and he what, just looks him up in the Rolodex and calls him out of the blue to make a deal? What, did he plan to defrost himself right before the mission ends and ask around at the major competitors to see if any of them want to pay him to betray WY? WY had such atrocious security that they don't whitelist what numbers you can call from the ship? What the fuck is any of this?
why does the alien look so unmenacing in this show? the design is just off somehow and he is a total jobber in this as well. Seriously, why is anyone scared of the aliens? Just fucking shoot them and they die, as long as you're not right next to them or in a spaceship you're fine. I always hated that line in Alien of "if one of these things gets to Earth it's over" or whatever, fucking Ripley was a retard, if one got to Earth they would just kill them, and even if they made more facehuggers and made more aliens, so fucking what? Just isolate them and shoot them with guns and shit, oh wow that was so difficult. Muh perfect killing machine lmao, humans are a far more lethal killing machine because of technology and intelligence.The black goo though, that shit is something that would wipe out life on a planet as we've already seen it do in ridley's movies. . To be honest, most of you will hate me, but Romulus and now this show have unironically made me appreciate and respect Prometheus and Covenant more. Flawed movies, definitely, but at least they felt original and interesting even if there's problems with them. I'd rather continue that story than rehash the original aliens again.
>>214225660I think it's not clear yet. Ocellus has proven to be quite intelligent, and it's not a murderhobbo, it just latches onto a suitable host and pretends to be one of us. When it was hitting the glass, some anons said it was trying to warn the nigger, others to distract her, both are possible. When It made it's weird call, it may have been trying to communicate and warn the nigger, or call the xeno, which, to me, doesn't make sense, because the xeno is a bigger threat to the eye than humans. In fact, Ocellus didn't kill the jeet girl, it saw the xeno on the window with the girl sperging in front of it, then took her down (out of view) then fucked off. It attacked the schizo synth girl I guess, but the cat body was missing half of it, so sure, it may have liked a better body, but doesn't seem immediately hostile to any and all humans and kills them on sight for no fucking reason like the xenomorphs.
>>214225929None of this makes sense because Yutani didn’t acquire Weyland Corp until after Peter’s death. How are they already on a Weyland-Yutani ship that old? Are they just flat out retconning shit now?
>>214227201>Prometheus and Covenant morePrometheus maybe but I despise convenant too much
>>214225774CHOCOMINTO YORI MO A-NA-TA
>>214227242Maybe they're ignoring the prequels like every sensible man should do.
>>214225958It didn't seem to even open a wound
why?
>>214225958He's already dead, Anon.
>>214226459it's because it's chicago anon
>>214227780fake xeno has fake acid
>>214226740No, if she knew everything about them there would be no point in experimenting with them in the first place, retard-chama
>>214226571yeah I mean like I like these bands but it's just not appropriate for Alien in my opinion, and it's excessive since they do it for the end of every episode it seems lol
Why are all the humans so retarded? Why didnt' anyone notice a pod was empty?
>>214224872>mfw biologist is eating/drinking in a containment lab>mfw biologist has two specimens out at the same time without having a second pair of eyes on the second subject>mfw biologist is conducting observation after a critical failure during the mission>mfw biologist leaves the room without double checking specimen lockdown "Lets go grab some space things and bring them back for mamma Yutani""Who should we send to take care of the specimens en route""New corporate policy says it has to be a diversity hire.""FUCK"
>>214227036Don't worry about it too much, the canon is all over the fucking place. Alien earth is it's own continuity, fox put the kaibosh on David being the creator, and dark descent brought back space jockies, it's a mess
>>214227690He wanted to be a robo-man. I guess he was scared of dying or had a terminal illness.
