Why is no one talking about this?
>>214226785remake slop
>>214226785It's caca.
>>214226785Damn OP is that a picture for fucking ants? I can't discuss anything about it since I can't see whose in it whose directing it...
aids
Because its shit and not the good shit like the original movie was. Boring shit where the villains dont do anything and there's like 4 sassy black women who dont need no man characters. A parody of the proud boys rob the fast food restaurant and as they're about to say "I always wanted to cornhole me a blind bitch" the blind bitch (sassy black woman #3) throws drink in his face. Then toxie kills them before they've done anything. Oh and toxie has a tranny son who just wants to dance or something
>>214226785Kinda suckedBasically an already mediocre Marvel script retooled into ToxieReally boring
>>214226890So you're mad it made fun of you. Got it.
>>214226941Not at all but I knew youd zero in on that and ignore everything else like the good little culture war slob gobbler you are
PeePeePooPoo
>>214226785Didn't even know it was released?Is there a torrent?
>>214227011Sure you're not buddy.
It's a movie written to piss off 80% of /tv/'s userbase, of course people aren't gonna talk about it here. It was fun but they could have embraced its B movie heritage by getting into the action a lot sooner. Also considering it took two years for a distributor to release it I was expecting all out typical Troma grossness but it was more tame than The Suicide Squad. Definitely a movie made to bring new people in, not for old fans.
lol midget
Kind of lame they made toxic advenger a midget, he's not really imposing at all and it's harder to take him seriously
the most annoying thing about dinklage is that none of the movies he's in even mention that he's a midge anymore, it must be in his contract or somethingit's dishonest filmmaking
there’s no way this is good
>>214226785I refuse to watch anything with that annoying midge in it.
>>214227718I suppose he could complain that it's "discrimination" to even point out his height, like pointing out if he were black, etc.
>>214226785No Kaufman no watch
>>214226785Remake of the worst Troma movie? Fuck you.Wake me up when they do Surf Nazis Must Die
Explain to me how being forced to live in a world of faggot nu-males doesn't count as a form of violence against women, perhaps the worst formImagine you lived in a world where every woman looked and acted like Lena Dunham, you'd kill yourself, right? Women literally live in the equivalent of that world from their perspective in 2025
>>214229155OK, George.
>>214226785Is that “Peter Dinklage” I see on the marquis? Hard pass. That little faggot ruined midget kino.
>>214229196I think he's more of a Melvin
>>214226785Because it's shit.>Looks like a cheap youtuber fan film>CGI gore>Cast a midget as Toxic Avenger and then the midget doesn't even play the Toxic Avenger, juist voice actsBonus:Said Midge holds the film up for two years due to contractual arguments.I'll still watch it on stream. It's a good director, I like the Toxic Avenger movies and I have a high tolerance for slop
I would be happy if anything associated with Troma was deleted from existence. I hate intentionally shitty movies.
>>214229236Big fan of Macon Blair movies so will try see this one in the theater. Citizen Toxie was a classic too
>>214229285You've clearly never seen Terror Firmer
There were a few good gags but otherwise it was painfully unfunny, the original obviously wasn't high-brow either but at least the edginess kept it interesting. And besides the CG gore, the action scenes in the remake overall just felt poorly directed, never really satisfying because almost everything happens abruptly
>>214228995He's in it>>214229285They're not intentionally bad, Troma rule #3 is to make a good movie.
>>214227596Alternatively it just looks like slop and most people would rather waste their time elsewhere. We don't have good superhero movies anymore. Without that afterglow the z listers cannot possibly hope to get noticed.
