>Is mentored by Han Solo>Is further mentored by Leia Solo>Falls in love with Ben Solo>Inherits the Millennium Falcon>Picks up Chewbacca as her co-pilot/sidekick>"Rey Skywalker."What the fuck? Who in their right fucking mind thought her adopted name should be anything other than Rey Solo? Luke was just some cranky old asshole who she didn't even like and only knew for like three days. Hell, even going with "Rey Palpatine" because she wants to change the name's legacy or something would make more sense.
You're a faggot for giving this garbage a second thought
We live in the timeline with the worst conceptually possible Star Wars sequels, anon, no need to FUCKING rub it in
>>214227245Heh, it’s almost as if the movie was cobbled together in a rush at the whim of money hungry blood suckers and a clueless cock sucker
>>214227245What was her original last name? She never knew her parents?
>>214227762Teh Rise of SheevWalker
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>>214227245I stopped watching anything Star Wars after episode 8. Life has been much better, and now I can call SW obsessed retards "faggot redditors" while still enjoying the original trilogy once ever like 12 years.
Still somehow more interesting than the trash that prequeltrannies think is good
>>214227762>>214227825Yeah, in one of the worst asspulls in movie history, we're supposed to believe Rey Palpatine's daughter - or rather a non-Force sensitive clone of himselve's daughter. Her being a nobody or even being Obi-Wan's granddaughter would have been better. Bring Palps back was just pathetically lazy and of course completely destroyed Anakin's arc in the PT/OT. Way to go, Disney!
>>214227762It was supposed to be Rey Solana or something when she was nobody in the original episode 9 script
>>214227264This. Star Wars is dead and buried, as far as I’m concerned. Lucas fucked up beyond rational comprehension when he signed on that dotted line. What a faggot move that was. Holy shit…
>>214227888>I stopped watching anything Star Wars after episode 8.same here, I never even bothered to see 9
>what's thou name, pilgrim?>Rey, Rey P.
>>214227245>Who in their right fucking mind thought her adopted name should be anything other than Rey Solo?Disney marketing team
>>214227955Oh shit! Thx for the summary. Saw it drunk and then never again. So Palpatine (or his clone) was trying to recreate the birth of Anakin Skywalker, a new Chosen One for his soul to possess. Got a girl instead so he dumped her on some planet like a failed experiment?Am I close?
>>214228351little poopie rey p
>>214228449That's actually better than what the movie did.
>>214227245>Is mentored by Han SoloKnew him for 2 days max.>Is further mentored by Leia SoloHad almost no interaction before Carrie Fisher died, so the "mentoring" is Rey just calling her Master and Leia awkwardly edited to tell her something she originally said to Han.>Falls in love with Ben SoloThey kissed awkwardly once, do you want her to be 'Solo' because Han was her father figure or 'Solo' because she took her boyfriend's name?Face it, Rey is a Sleazebaggano
>>214228552Can you hook me up with what happened? But dumb it down, please.
>>214228669Sheev either had a kid, or cloned himself... either way, he had a son. But the son was like a regular, normal person. And the son met a woman and they had a kid, who was Rey. But I guess they figured out Rey had the Force and that Sheev would want her for that? So they fled and they were the ones that dropped her off in the desert planet in the first movie. Then they were presumably caught and killed later on. This is like 95% accurate as I haven't seen Rise of Skywalker since it was in theaters.
>>214228800Okay, thx. So she was actually an irl Palpatine no matter how it happened. Some anon above said to accept the Palpatine name and make it your destiny to restore honor to your family.Sadly, the writing wasn't strong enough to make that work and it would have pissed off the normies.
daisy doesn't even act anymore. I know a guy in London who works in the next building to where she's teaching her 'anal meditation' classes. I swear she made that shit up entirely
>>214227264Yeah, this movie was just 2.5 hours (or whatever) of damage control + "tying up the loose ends" (we'd already shot some scenes and we need to somehow incorporate them into the plot that's been heavily modified because of all the backlash after The Last Jedi), there's no point in even trying to dig deep or deconstruct
>>214229276When is the "Somehow Palpatine returned" scene? That's as far as I got before I thought about walking out. I should have. That movie just gave me a headache, and just got worse and worse as it went. The ending could have been very cool if the story (ok the entire ST) had been written differently. As it is, what connection does Rey have to the Skywalker name?
>>214229854What you see in The Last Jedi, and then Luke's ghost briefly gives Rey a pep-talk when she thinks about giving up in Rise of Skywalker. And then I guess Leia is technically a Skywalker and she liked Rey. That's about it.
>>214228592>do you want her to be 'Solo' because Han was her father figure or 'Solo' because she took her boyfriend's name?Yes.
>>214231785It's just random. She could just as well decided to be Rey Frick ffs, for all the actual connection she had to other characters.
>>214227245I didn't mind her being cast. I didn't mind the outfit. I didn't even mind the nigger Stormtrooper. Seemed to start out okay.But then you saw it run into all the feminist rules about what can and can't happen. I was most annoyed by her 'training herself' because you couldn't have a man do it. You can see how that kind of stupid shit compounds and compounds upon itself until you end up with no story whatsoever and always basically the same non-story.Dumb feminist writers don't know they're even doing it and probably go in thinking they're doing something original every time, but oh we can't do this, and we can't do that, so change it to another thing ... winding up at exactly the same place.
Nobody cares anymore manYou won, the movie sucks dickIt's like really bad, we all agree 100%
>>214227245Perfect representation of women in film>handed literally everything to succeed>still somehow fucks it up
>>214227900faggot
>>214227762Romano
>>214232577We talking about Rey or Kathleen Kennedy?
