Pitch a Bond movie and cast Bond, the girls, villains and the MI6 supporting cast and include a short synopsis on what the movie is about.
Bond is black, he fights evil white slavers that belong to the secret organization only known as YT.
Title: Devil May CareBond: Aaron Taylor-JohnsonMI6: Jared Harris as M, Eddie Marsan as Q and Tanya Reynolds as Mrs. MoneypennyGirls: Ella Hunt, Lucy Boynton, Emma Appleton with Ursula Corbero as the femme fataleVillains: Ewan Mitchell, Cosmo Jarvis and Olivier Richters as the heavyTheme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iNkBw9K74Locations: Tokyo, Dubai, London, Prague, Singapore and the Negev desertBudget: 250 millionDirector: David LeitchWriter: Drew Pearce
>>214233421Does the post-credit scene tease Yakub?
Bond 26: The Architect Always Feeds TwicePierce Brosnan retvrns as James Bond. OP is cast as the Bond girl, a criminally undernourished mtf woman that has been under the thumb of the mastermind Ernst Starving Bulimiafeld (Zendaya).The plot of the film centers around Bulimiafeld's plan to eliminate all protein in the United Kingdom and replace it with zero calorie paper mache imitation food.Bond must defeat the baddie, fatten up OP with copious amounts of caviar and save the United Kingdom.
>>214233480>actual effortpostI like your choices for Bond girls and villains but I can't see Quicksilver as Bond. Too boyish.
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>>214233397This nigga handing out homework lmao
>>214233480Nice taste, why not Villeneuve for a director though? Not a fan of Dune but based on Prisoners, Sicario and Blade Runner I think he’ll do a good job.
>>214233596>fun spitballing is too dauntingHow do you even function, my melinated friend?>>214233585>Amazon MGM Studios presents Jordan Peele as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in BUCKBREAKER
>>214233613I would never hire a skullfucked moron who calls Bond movies guilty pleasures and glazes Skyfall. Sadly, I don't run Amazon. Bond ended in 2002. AT MOST, 2008.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5QptmoIvUXE
>>214233617>>Amazon MGM Studios presents Jordan Peele as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in BUCKBREAKERFinally, a faithful adaptation of Live and Let Die. Mr. Big won't be so big anymore due to the efforts of James Bond's BAC.
>>214233652Denis Villeneuve is a horrible choice to direct Bond but he has no final cut and will just point the camera unlike in his other movies. What worries me the most is that the guy who made Peaky Blinders is writing the new Bond.>OI ARE YOU A FOOKIN ROICIST>I FOOKIN LOVE ME WAIF'S BLACK BABY>START DOIN THIS
>>214233733>What worries me the most is that the guy who made Peaky Blinders is writing the new Bond.There may be some hope for a period setting with this guy but he'll blackwash Britain's 1950s past to make it non-racist. Fleming pretty much embodied the British Empire and was revolted by it's demolition.
>>214233397Take the western governments schizoing over deepseek and make it real, the hottest new software out of (enemy nation we don't care about pissing off the people of) is a massive threat to national security, bond has to go undercover to prove it
>>214233854There was 0.0% chance of a period setting. I mean, absolutely nil. These movies live or die on their sponsorships which are the most prestigious and lucrative in Hollywood. What you will get is Skyfall but even more pozzed and pretentious.
>>214233865It's a shame MI got to the AI villain idea first.
>>214233480>Tanya Reynolds as Mrs. Moneypennyahaha good joke anon
>>214234130That's assuming Moneypenny is the dorky secretary she's always been and not a fucking field agent girlboss. Also, she's not black.
>>214233397Title: Rigging the GameBond: Andrew GarfieldBond Girls: Emma Stone, Oti MubuseVillains: Gillian Anderson, Nucti Gatwa, John Cena (Jaws)M: Idris ElbaQ: Emma MyersCurrent 007: Sean BeanFelix: AwkwafinaSynopsis: Having just tranfered to MI6 from the Navy Bond has yet to earn his 00 designation and licence to kill so must be mentored by a 00 agent in the field, in this case 007, who is only a few months away from retirement.Their mission is to infiltrate and shut down a pirate ring operating off the coast of Taiwan. Things go tits up when Sean Bean gets killed by Jaws. Bond can only trust the grizzled, war-scarred American agent Felix Leiter to help him complete his mission.
>>214234169Andrew Garfield is such a fag. He quit Spider-Man because he wanted Peter to have a black boyfriend. Fucking nut.
>>214234196>He quit Spider-Man because he wanted Peter to have a black boyfriend.He didn't quit spiderman, Marvel insisted on a new Spider-twink because they wanted him to be a teenage boy in the MCU version for marketing purposes.
>>214233397Title: One of a MillionBond: Multiple Bond Girls: Sydney Sweeney, Lady GagaVillains: Kumail Nanjiani (Tamil Rahani), Mahershala Ali (Mr. Big)M: Meryl StreepQ: ScarJo
>>214234268Translation: Jew producers put on another casting couch where they creampied tons of fresh bussy.
>>214233397>the entire cast is black>0 white actors
>>214234279Plot: 00 program has been shuttered and MI6 is hunting down all past 007 agents, the very idea of Bond is at stake. The current "James Bond" uncovers evidence of the name being an alias which leads him to track down an old oneBoth old and new Bonds find out there's a conspiracy by SPECTRE to subvert and weaponize intelligence agencies around the world, as revenge for the death of Ernst Stavro Blofeld
>>214233397Title: A Splinter in Time, Saves Nine A multiverse Bond story where some alt right flagshaggers sent off a reality bomb and accidentally merge the multiverse. All the Bonds must work together to stop the villains and fix the multiverseBond: Theo JamesOther Bonds: Dalton and Brosnan as "Old Men Bond" (quips about their hips and knees hurting), CGI Moore and CGI Connery appear as cameos, Idris Elba as "Black Bond" (makes a joke about how our universe might "get there someday"), Florence Pugh as "Jane Bond", Daniel Craig as "Gay Bond" (he has long hair and is much more flamboyant) and Henry Cavil as "Bond Prime" (who dies early in the film (George Lazenby and Judi Dench appear in a webisode released before the film)
Title: SilverkingBond: Henry CavillM: Geoffrey RushMoneypenny: Naomi WattsQ: Nick FrostBond Girl: Sofia BoutellaAntagonists: Tom Hiddleston and Keegan Michael-Key.Go back to slightly hammy 007 stories but with a mix of serious and comedic actors. This Bond is seasoned but on a decline as he tries to prevent a false flag nuclear bomb triggering in Tehran while preventing a rogue espionage agency known as the "Neon Knights" led by the Silverking (Hiddleston) and Mr. Prince (Michael-Key) from using the attack to secure billions in weapons orders for their Israeli and Russian contacts.
Title: Slow HorsesBond: Gary OldmanOldman is a washed up over the hill Bond, who is put in charge of "Slough House", an administrative purgatory for MI5 service rejects who have seriously failed a task but not badly enough to get sacked. Those assigned there are expected to endure dull, routine tasks, along with occasional verbal abuse from their miserable boss. While most of their daily live is now full of office drudgery, they somehow manage to get involved in investigating cases that endanger Britain
>>214234694I'd watch
>>214233397A crossover of a reasonably Classic-ish Bond with Core Design era Lara Croft. Not even Jolie Croft with her daddy issues, the actual grave robber Lara. Bond is in his late 30s, Lara is around 30.The two of them have their own agendas and cross paths. Tons of unresolved (then resolved) sexual tension between two confident people who appreciate each other's company and each other's healthy adult attractiveness. A conflict of agendas arises. Ends with both of them partially achieving their own goals but letting the other one get away with something satisfying too, roughly along the lines of "Yes M, I recovered 7 McGuffins out of 9, I don't know where the other 2 are (they are with that femme fatale woman I met)".The McGuffin / plot is not explicitly supernatural but hints in that direction with some plausible deniability. The Russians have uncovered some secret alien tech from a cave in Siberia and it needs to be stolen from them! That sort of angle, give or take.
Bond find an insidious plot to subvert media, govt and country by international money lenders. He goes rogue and hunts them down killing not only the CEO but accidently their entire family too.
Title: For Love and CountryBond: Aaron Taylor-JohnsonBond Girls: Anamaria Vartolomei (main), Tuba Büyüküstün, Jameela Jamil, Lucy BoyntonVillains: Riz Ahmed (Main villain), Igor Jijikine, Iouri Borissov and Jamshed Cethirakath as henchmenM: Christian BaleQ: Rowan AtkinsonMoneypenny: Aimée Lou WoodFelix: Alan RitchsonLocations: Kharkiv, London, Côte d'Azur (France), Istanbul, Islamabad, Kashmir mountains (Pakistan)Plot summary: After overseeing a botched arms shipment in Ukraine, Bond follows a trail of money leading to a disgraced bielorussian general and a british-pakistani financier, slowly uncovering a global terrorist organisation
>>214235054Brilliant saar, the world need to see how evil those pakis are saar
>>214235054>Moneypenny: Aimée Lou Wood
>>214235054>Côte d'Azur (France)Is there another one?
>>214235574Coté d'Azur, Florida (near Tampa)
>>214235574Once I mentionned this area and someone didn't know where it was
>>214235054>Anamaria VartolomeiI watched Mickey 17 for her, disappointed she didn't get a sex scene
>>214235646>The Cote d’Azur Condominium at 4200 N. Ocean Drive is found at the center of beautiful Singer Island, Florida - a stunning barrier island immediately north of Palm Beach on the southern coast of Florida.>Most importantly, the condominium enjoys a warm group of owners who enjoy each other and feel fortunate to have found “the Cote.” Perfect setting for a thriller.
>>214233397No, I'd rather continue writing my own thing.
>>214235054I know ATJ is maried to a granny but what's the point of having all those old hags as James Bond girls?
>>214236058They are all classically beautiful women, and Bond movies should focus on those types of ageless beauty rather than trying to appeal to zoomers with egirls and trashy fat-assed instagram models
>>214236058Anamaria Literalwho is currently 26.
>>214236208Dont be mean to my wife
Breaking BondThe chemistry teacher is back in business. For the sake of his family.
What are the odds one of these gets made, be frank
>>214238576this >>214233480 sounds pretty realistic in terms of cast and locations but the others are just memes
>>214239984I could honestly see these two being made >>214233480 >>214234694Title: Force MajureBond: Henry Cavill M: Gary OldmanQ: Simon PeggMoneypenny: Jodie TyackGirls: Jeff Bezos' wife for the luls, I don't know who else to put here since they're normally just hot throwaways for a movieVillains: Aiden Gillen (shows he has evil guy acting/fighting chops in Shanghai Knights), Alexander Gustafsson as the enforcerTheme Song: I dunno who cares, bring back ABBALocations: USA, Britain, Germany, The Bahamas, Atlantic Ocean cargo shipBond is given a mission to look into a new start-up, based in Britain, when a large shipment of unusual materials comes through their port. Posing as an investor, Bond figures out that the start-up company is struggling to get its footing in the EU due to privacy regulations and a variety of other laws, all of which the EU is currently suing the start-up for ignoring. Following a series of shell companies through Germany, he winds up in The Bahamas, where he finds out that the shell companies leads to one of the largest conglomerates in the USA. The shipment itself is a series of chemicals used to make a potent nerve gas and the parts to inject it into the London Underground, with the idea of getting the lawsuits pardoned via force majure. Bond must then stop the next shipment, coming from the Americas, on a cargo ship. He does so with COOL GADGETS and not just guns and parkour.
>>214233480>and Tanya Reynolds as Mrs. MoneypennyOK I'm in
>>214233480>Jared Harris as MBASED
James Bond is nearly 70 but called back to help with something, most of the plot revolves around him training a bunch of younger spies. Basically like Top Gun Maverick. It's also set in the 90s
>>214240512>He does so with COOL GADGETS and not just guns and parkour.I second this motion.
