Are you ready for a new Knives Out mystery, /tv/?I bet the rich white guy did it.
It was the priest
No, it was the butler! (Who’s secretly rich)
>>214237044I bet the black girl is the only good one
>>214237094plot twist: he was his own butler
The real mystery is why he made another one after Glass Bunion was such a pile of shit.
He's alive, since you cannot wake up dead
>>214237181Glass Onion>Budget $40 million>Box office $15 millionShit, why DID they make another one? Do they really think they can get people to like Detective Asspirate?
Jeremy Renner dies
>>214237249The Audience dies
The first one is fun, and the mystery is cool and a good twistIt's approved by all detectivefags.The second one is a snoozfest with terrible characters and the mistery is ass, the twist is retarded and the whole thing made no senseI remember NOTHING about the third one, it's that bad and uneventful.
>>214237294Isn’t this going to be the third one?
>>214237327The 3rd one was so bad, it disappeared for our timeline.
>>214237327Exactly.No, this is the fourth one.
>>214237236it was direct to netflix movie, theater run was a sham
unironically yes, I like Glass Onion and I like both seasons of Poker Face, not a big fan of knives out
>>214236965Garbage movies. Both modern Sherlock series , Sherlock (BBC One, 2010–2017) and Elementary (CBS, 2012–2019), are better. Even the Supernatural episode “Ask Jeeves” (Season 10, Episode 6) is better. Even CSI series are better
>>214237327>In January 2023, Johnson stated that a suggestion from fans to create a Benoit Blanc mystery film with The Muppets as the supporting cast had inspired him. The writer/director said that he seriously considered this an option, but ultimately decided that it would be impossible to properly balance both IPsImagine, Rian Johnson doing The Muppets just like he did Star Wars
>>214237538Elementary is good, Sherlock is absolute garbage. Worst adaptation of those books I've ever seen.
>>214237439what's the third one?
>>214236965I like how they made Daniel Craig gay in the second one for no reason in what was obviously a scene added at the last minute that didn't connect to anything and is never referenced.
>>214237610I'm a sherlock holmes book fan and I like the bbc one, and I hate elementary.Because I already know the stories, my enjoyment comes from dynamics and portrayal.Jonny Miller comes off as weak-willed and beta as fuck and Liu is a slut, it's too zoomie for me.Meanwhile Cumberbatch has insane charisma and Martin Freeman is a great audience stand-in (watson's main purpose)
>>214237294i cant believe how badly he dropped the ball with glass onion. i could have forgiven the shoddier plot if the characters werent so terrible. i can remember funny moments from every knives out character and not a single one from the onions characters.
>>214237681Craig insisted on it for some reason, word is he wanted a full blown gay sex scene but they didn’t have the time or budget for it
>>214237751Yes, the same charisma that makes himYou knowAct on movies, carrying them out on face alone
>>214237681>Our homo detective is gonna be an iconic character!!!!
>>214236965The priest is gay and will have gay sex!!!!! Hahahhaa!
>>214236965> they're doing another oneAll /pol/shittery aside, this might be one of the worst "mystery" movies I've ever seen.Why in the fuck would you even call it or consider it a "whodunit" when its almost 99% clear who did it to begin with and the movie is just > lel look at all those quirky retards all of them hated each other and all of them had a reason to do it thats how we pad the 90 min duration of the movie even though we already told you who the killer wasThis is the most retarded shit I've ever seen and people praised it like the second coming of jesusI hate the industry and I hate the modern audience
>>214237832You legitimately don't know who did it on the first one tho
>Cailee Spaeny isn’t just excited for audiences to unravel the mystery at the heart of Wake Up Dead Man—she’s eager for them to catch the quiet jabs layered beneath the surface. “It’s a fun ride, but Rian [Johnson] doesn’t shy away from threading in commentary,” she says. “There are these sharp, almost surgical digs at the kind of ideology that thrives on control, fear, and blind loyalty. It’s not overt, but it’s there—and it stings, if you’re listening.
>>214237236It was on Netflix day 1 so the proper metric would be how much Netflix paid plus how many reproductions it had. I'm glad they're making another one but I'm worried Daniel Craig is overrated, taking most of the salary budget and not allowing for a better overall cast without sinking the whole budget
>>214237724I don't think that's what that means
>>214237768>for some reason,
>>214237864in other words, it's preachy as all fuck, oh, and there's a murder in there somewhere.
>>214237832>Why in the fuck would you even call it or consider it a "whodunit" when its almost 99% clear who did it to begin withIn Knives Out that is a misdirect though and the killer isn't actually the person the movie says it is.
>>214237866how many reproductions did it have?
>>214237861>>214237922I'll say, anonsfrensI never saw Knives Out. I saw Onions because I was with family and my cousin wanted to see it.I hated it so fucking much I could not bear the thought of watching Knives. Maybe it is good and you are right, but Onions made me hate this shit so much I wouldnt see another of these movies even if it meant having my dick sucked by a big titty goth
>>214236965The cop is the killer
>>214236965i like this series, it's comfy. yeah i remember the first a lot more than the second because i rewatched the first many times and only saw the second once.
>>214237994knives has a much better script and much much better actors, and the tone is comfier.
>>214237994You should watch it to wash the bad taste alone.It's not a masterpiece, but it's miles ahead in difference and you'll appreciate the hate even more.The characters are better, the twist is better, the mistery is better, Ana de Armas is cute.Even Craig's character seems to be different, it's a lot less faggy and cartoony, it's almost like a completely different movie
>>214236965>Knives Out mysteryNothing annoys me more than this being referred to as a mystery.Insufferable and rude son is obviously the villian... so surely he cant be. Its a classic red herring ive read agatha christie i know how it works... oh it was him all along.Plus the nurse who is paid to look after the grandfather... looks after the grandfather. Wow shes so much better than his family.
>>214238108It's just like that Menu movie Rian shat out. Its all about rich elites tut tuting at other rich elites to make themselves feel better. It's like when progressive white people complain about white people. You know deep down, that shit makes them believe they're the "good ones"
>>214237610Sherlock is not good series, but it's better product than the knives out franchise
>>214236965Ah yes, the Christian church in the background. What vile Hollywood Bolshevik venom can I expect this time?
Write in a secret twin again, Rian!
>>214238185>rich elites being cunts>not heavy handed ans subtle as a brick>murder mystery Why dont people watch gosford park
there is no mystery because the white guy is always the villain
>>214238270you should check out his showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKpRvj43ZOI
>>214238243LoL. Do you even adhere to the Fourth Commandment? Doubt you know it without googling.
>>214238309I'm not religious. I despise the anti Christian filth that Hollywood pushes
>>214238304why are modern writers obsessed with black woman twins as a shitty plot device?
>>214237864what a dumb bitch LOL
>>214238304natasha lyone is evil. she's living cancver
>>214237864The priest did it, we know it.
>>214237922>In Knives Out that is a misdirect though and the killer isn't actually the person the movie says it is.I guessed that the killer was Chris Evans when I saw the first trailer.
>>214237181Kate Hudson in a bikini and Janelle being a sassperilla doll is worth it.
>Our killer clearly has penis-envy. I suspect it has something to do with these sexualised images of a snow plow. What a strange fetish this person has...
>>214236965Okay, so let's go through the hierarchy of Hollywood villains which Rian Johnson rigidly follows.>rich White man>young, handsome White asshole>rich White woman>White authority figure>poor White racistOf course, you can do mix and match with these, but who among the cast has most of the traits?>White priest>White female copI'd say the killer is one of those.
>>214238493no, it really wasn't.and fuck Janelle, she's a typical moron.
>Cailee SpaenyGee I wonder who the murderer is?
>>214237723>Cumberbatch has insane charismaWhy are you ghey>Martin Freeman is a greatActor, but he clearly hates Coomberbait and it gets worse Only gay and women enjoy Sherlock because like you said it's about the dynamic and simping for the actors. The scripts are abysmal and the way they portray Sherlock as some autistic/savant/functional psychopath is pure garbage.
>>214238661>the way they portray Sherlock as some autistic/savant/functional psychopath is pure garbage.Garbage for you, but I love it
>>214238687Well, I hate it, but if you are happy then I'm happy for you anon.
>>214238773Yeah, I already have Jeremy Brett as the most alpha and coolest sherlock that can never be topped.I don't need a replacement, so I rather enjoy a different take on the characterI also enjoyed RDJ's oneIt's like trying to get a new Lord of The RingsYou'll have more joy with a purposefully different retelling
>>214238010>>214238534The cop is a female specifically so she can’t be the killer, retards.It’s the progressive stack. Yes, they think cops bad and they think white people bad, but the assumption is that a bad white cop would be a man, so they move the character down 1 stage on the progressive stack to avoid that association>white men>white women>brown men>brown women>gays - which are then subdivided by sex and race as above>trannies - which are then subdivided by sex and race as aboveDisability fits in the stack somewhere but it’s extremely complex and depends on the level of disability and your sex and race. A straight white man with a severe disability would still be higher on the stack than a mildly disabled gay black woman for example.Then add in professions as appropriateWhite male priests are much more suitable killers in the leftist mind than white female cops
>>214237681Did the movie even explicity say they were gay? If you didn't read interviews, you would have just thought they were freinds or something
>>214239739>If you didn't read interviews, you would have just thought they were freinds or somethingThat's a good point, everybody is a little weird in those movies, so it feels like two guys sharing a place like Hugh Grant/Rhys Ifans in Nothing Hill.
NO NO REALLY, NIVES OUT WAS SO GOOD, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE KILLER WAS!Wasn't the killer the jerk ass chris evans which everyone suspected from the beginning?
>>214239813its cooooooded
the twist for this one is that the killer is global warming.
>Subverts your expectations by revealing that your funny, cool detective is a giant flaming homoFuck this. That was the exact moment I realized Matt Johnson can't help but ruin his own series. Can't just have a fun character, you have to fuck it up. >>214236965New one looks like it's set in a church or something with more than one priest character. You just know it'll have atheist snark comedy, and the twist will be that all the priests worked together to commit the crime.
>>214236965i liked the series until they made daniel craig canonically gay
>>214239951Don't people to this day insist that daniel craig is one of the gayest actors of the generation? What fucking expectations were subverted for you? And like I said above, they literally just had a man in the same apartment, they weren't making out
>>214236965It's the lady in the hat. She did it out of hat envy. >>214237094>>214237112Umineko?
