Le heckin’ Reddit alien xD
>>214238633its dumb
>>214238674It seems pretty intelligent actually
Leave it alone. It’s cute.
>>214238633>I base my entire personality around whether or not something is reddit.
>>214238731Yes.
Is this supposed to be the thing that raped the engineer in prometheus? Not watching alien earth because I'm sick of niggers
>>214238633ayo is that Orb from Quake 3??
>>214238633He's getting his own TV show, movies and comics isn't he
>>214239263Anon... it's made to sell toys to adults. What do you think.
>>214238633I'm sick of people pretending this is good alien design, it's just an eye attached to an uncooked squid.
>>214238633hes been /ourguy/ for weeks now.
>tries to warn the doctor about escaping leechesokay, I'm team eyeball now
>>214241199It was trying to distract her so the leeches would get her. The director said so.
>>214241199According to the director talking in the podcast, it was actually trying to distract her so the leeches could escape more easily.
>>214238962it has nothing to do with prometheus and is just a new random alien that seems to be openly benevolentgeneral got deleted so I'll recap>tried to alert black lady to the tadpoles>pulled up lip to try to smile at the dumb jeeta>directly intervened to help them fight the alien at the end>probably would have worked if they all did it at once instead of immediately splitting and leaving him as bait
>>214241230>>214241239I am now exiting team eyeball
>>214240549nobody is it's just one marketing jeet on here who got his thread headed for having a melty and trying to dox people (he can't he's not even a scriptkiddy he just assumes and documents his assumptions on SPREADSHEETS) and the reddit echochamber that called black Snowwhite movie of the year
>>214238633So much disrespect for the AYYY. Actually jarring how slow his kill time is after playing so much Alien Isolation
>>214241239>>214241230>>214241256eyeball bros I don't feel so good
>>214241270He just a lil bahbee. He still learning how to be a big boy.
>>214241256>writer has clarified that it was trying to distract the moron scientist from the tick>do you think Chimpanzees are smiling at you because they want to hug you?>the xeno was the far superior threat compared to Morrow, so it prioritized the bigger threat.>Morrow would have been an eyebot if he stayed.It is smarter than the average alien though. It even understood what a gun was, which Xenos tend to have trouble with.
It's smart and also... cute?!
>>214241454Why is she working alone without protective gear , eating and drinking in the lab?Why do lab work at all if the ship is such a critical condition?The writing is terrible. all she has to do is drop one of those awkward glass jars accidentally an the whole ship is lost.
>>214238633on first watch I didn't notice, but on second watch it looks like he is actually trying to help them. he tried to get the scientist attention and point out the others were escaping. this creature is more intelligent than the xenomorhps. its like he is watching and learning.
>>214241541And it WILL get to the bottom of the Mystery of the Maginot.
>>214241628>Why is she working alone without protective gear , eating and drinking in the lab?Diversity hire.
>>214241768lol
>>214238894Reddit spacing
>>214238633the alien is the weakest part of this show. the guy in the alien suit and then the 3d effects of it running looked corny as hell. the other 3 parasites are cooler than the alien is
>>214238731Worked wonders for me
>>214241628>BUH WUH ABOUT I bet you feel really smart.
>>214241628breakable glass jars in a spaceship at all are incredibly stupidplot is dumb but still very entertainingthe eyeball probably didnt even want her to die as it tried to warn her about the tick
>>214241853lol don't mock the Indian sir
>>214241899It should be metal boxes inside metal boxes so the audience doesn't get to see the creatures and remove all suspense. Brilliant job anon.
>>214241932its gonna blow your mind, but something called acrylic glass exists and is infinitely more durable and shock resistant than simple glass!
>>214241932outside of India there is a thing called reinforced glass, it's for more delicate scientific works that Indians would never do. The CDC does a better job storing strains of the common cold.
>>214238962Prometheus is non-canon
Are xenomorphs the most cucked monster on the screen or something?Sidelined in their own series by the Ripley familyTurned into ants simply because ooh rah marines cannon fodderLore now follows engineers morePredator's bitch speciesNow we're just dispensing the xenomorph part of ALIEN earth and it's just eyeball with tentacles, oh I do so love lovecraft
>>214242504That 1 xenomorph has a 10+ bodycount the fuck you talking about?
>>214242577The one in Alien 3 killed 24, so what?Doesn't stop the rest of the species getting cucked
>>214238633When will we see the barnacle plant boi? That's the only one we have seen zero action.>>214241628>No PPE>Eating and drinking in a lab with bio hazards.>Zero secondary/tertiary containment procedures.>No air locks.>The containers are made of glass>The lid is just slide to open.Shit is so bad. The worst thing is they fucking knew what the ayys were capable off and they decide to play with them like toys. It's like a bio safety lvl 4 lab that is only a tent.
>>214240549I've literally never seen anyone saying it's good
>>214243897the show since episode 1
>>214241628The entire thing is slop.> spaceship not remotely disintegrated on impact> body in medlab remains on stretcher despite planetary impact> rescue team walks past countless injured people> fire department only informed when said rescue team sees a small fire inside the spaceship and not when a spaceship impacts a skyscraper> nigger raising his daughter> suggestion kids' minds have actually been teleported into robots> samurai soldiers in yutani's dojo skyscraper*cochise by audioslave starts playing*
>>214243848I thought it was just a part of the insects' life cycle?
>>214241628yeah, that whole sequence was Prometheus-tier in terms of how fucking retarded the supposed scientists were behaving
>>214242504it's getting bodied left and right, including by a fucking eyeball
>>214241897Well clearly he's a lot smarter than the writers of this show.
>>214241454It's weird how the black is more disgusting than the CG monsters.
>>214241628>Why is she working alone without protective gear , eating and drinking in the lab?BLACK QUEEN POWER. SLAAAAY
>ship is sabotaged>sabotage is completely unrelated to the aliens escaping, that just happens due to incompetence
>>214238633I never considered you anons really could be some blonde ass nords
>>214241454>tries to save her>1v1s a xenomorphwho else team /ocelius/
>>214244680It's so cute you believe this. I look forward to your screenplay.
>>214245095>IM SO SMART LOOK I HAVE A COMPLAINT At least get a trip
>>214245271doesn't take a genius to point out crap writing
>>214242504>>214242577>>214242653This was the most powerful xeno>killed TWO fucking Predators>thwarted an entire platoon of heavily armed mercenaries>was his Queen's personal favorite, earned headpats>didn't die until the whole fucking facility was nuked
This is the dumbest show since Rings Of Power. I fucking hate these retarded modern writers so much.
>>214245972it's all chatgpt
>>214241899I was surprised it didn't instead roll on the ground harmlessly, so the eye opens it from the inside like the tick to show it learned from what it saw
>>214241628Because chief scientist is dead and she's trying to get his shares. She leaves the glass tubes unlocked, they have screw-on caps and she leaves it in the wall unlatched.
Everyone in the show has to have a sub-80 IQ to allow the plot to happen.
>>214241454I legit hate black people
I stopped watching this show the moment the dude watches an entire room full of people get absolutely butchered by an alien monster and the first thing he does is have a little sports memorabilia moment.None of the characters in this show behave logically, and not in a retarded Cinema Sins over-analysis kind of way, in a way that just is legitimately dumbfounding.
>>214238633>everyone here loves this thingHoly shit /tv/ really is just full of cringe redditors now
>>214246436He's a veteran marine. Been is war for years etc. He's not a little lady unaccustomed to violence. The baseball scene makes sense with that in mind.
>>214246081I'm just glad the little guy didn't cut themselves on the glass!
>>214246534He's not even a marine. He's a search and rescue medic.
>>214246534>The baseball scene makes senseno it fucking doesnt
>>214238633Correction, I am the true hero since I've never watched this and never will.
>>214246747I kneel
>>214246747Based no watch Chad
The writing and direction are shit, Noah Hawley is a hackfraud. If you enjoy any of these characters doing stupid shit and reacting to horrific violence with quirky zoomer banter, you're a moron. No, horror does not rely on every character being a retard and it doesn't have to be idiotic farce. Hawley just wanted to make Fargo in space but even more wacky.
>>214245931>Shows high intelligence as a fucking chestburster, not even a day old>Breaks out and manages to free other Xenos in the facility>Kills like 50 marines and 3 Yautja singlehandedly>Molts into a QueenNo other Xeno comes close to Specimen 6
>>214238633Eyeball R34 when
>biblically accurate angels >feathered dinosaurs >global warming >her penis
>>214246868Agreed. This show is bad and he is clearly massively incompetent.
>>214244010>*cochise by audioslave starts playing*my god this shit really pisses me off, every episode ending with some shit, hamfisted attempt to shoehorn some random rock/metal track in for no good reason!
>>214238633It should be a sidekick that replaces one if the characters eyes.
>>214241628she's a retarded nigger bro. are you too?
>>214241899The eyeball is distracting her from the tick, retard
>>214241230>>214241239Maybe the director isn't so good if he has to explain himself what the creature is doing, especially if people assume the complete opposite of his intent. I'd be alarmed as a creative.
