Was it really that bad?
>>214243656No. It was worse
>>214243656No one shares Ridley's obsession with poetry spouting androids angry at their dads. People wanted to see the mystery of the engineers get some answers. And he never fulfilled in any way for two movies. So yeah, it deserves to be shit on
>>214243656It's one of the greatest pleb filters ever.
>>214243656Retconning the xenomorph origins to some schizo synth using ancient alien splooge was dumb
>>214243656yes
>>214243830>No one shares Ridley's obsession with poetry spouting androids angry at their dads.Well I do. I also miss Raised by Wolves. When Ridley finally dies this world will become even more boring, it will be the end of weird grandiose sci-fi, we will be left with shit like Nolan and Villeneuve.
>>214244667just prompt it bro>in the style of Ridley Scott>half engineer half baboon shooting black goo at the pyramids, blue tint
Did David use her body as a natural womb for dozens/hundreds of Aliens but performed a C-Section every time so she wouldn't die via the usual chest bursting wound?
>>214243830Scott did talk about wanting to do a 3rd film and it's in active development. So, agains all odds, we might actually see it.
>>214244808Yeah right after Gladiator 3, Napoleon 2, Black Rain 2, The Duellists 2, The Last Duel 2 and 1493.
>>214243656The real giveaway is they cast 2/3rd of the faggots from pineapple express to be in an Alien movie. Also, all the other casting was just fucking weird, including Waterson. They had a chance to do something amazing after prometheus, then they shit the bed. And you know the real reason? They did not want to pay Rapace to be in the sequel. Fucking greedy execs.
It's an 8/10 compared to 2020s slop. I bet that Alien Earth shit is garbage compared to it and Prometheus too. Not a great film otherwise though.David and Walter scenes were good.
>>214244892Noomi is a C-lister at best, Fassbenders entourage of trainer/personal chef etc would cost the studio more than her paycheque.
>>214244947Nah it's still incoherent slop with a stock script (both Prometheus and Convenant).Ridley should've focused on a story revolving purely around David and not tied it into the Alien franchise at all. Instead we got shit answers and shit plots that nobody asked for.
it's better than man of steel.
>>214244343David didn't "invent" xenos lol.
>>214244667>When Ridley finally dies this world will become even more boring, it will be the end of weird grandiose sci-fi, we will be left with shit like Nolan and Villeneuve.Yep. Noland and Villenuhack combined couldn't do anything as good as Ridley has in 20 years. They literally haven't.
>>214244995all the pre-David xenos were organic like the deacon. David made them biomechanical since he's an android and he was adding his own design into them.
>>214245052how exactly do you "breed" biomechanics into something?
>>214245233Very carefully.
>>214243656yeah, it's pretty bad. the characters make insanely dumb decisions the entire movie.
>>214244799One of the shorts implied she became the first alien queen, we need Scott and Cronenberg to link up for third prequel.
>>214243656no it was great. Literally everyone of those annoying characters died and Franco dies within the first 5 minutes.
>>214245440>characters make dumb decisions in a horror movieNo wayyy!
Tess Haubrich is quite sexy.
>>214244981>it's still incoherent slop with a stock script (both Prometheus and Convenant).That's fair, but Prometheus especially looks a feels fantastic, regardless of the story and character problems. Does 2020s slop at least look and feel as good as Ridleyslop? Big "NO."Agreed on your second point too. Give Ridley a good script, and you have Real Kino. Have people writing shit like Napoleon and Gladiator II (lulzy that they even made a G II), and you get good-looking slop.
>>214243656>cryo suits make them look like PrometheusHoly poetry
>>214243656it was kino, Fassbender was a god fr. 3rd best Alien movie desu senpai
>>214245233David is VERY smart. He reads poetry and plays the flute.
Prometheus is a 7/10AC is a 4/10It was horrible
>>214245583The only thing that happens to his character is getting incinerated kek, the whole movie is quite chuddy.
>>214246763It was a very strange decision to put Franco in but have his role in a youtube extra and a short flashback video. As it was, he was so unimportant and unmemorable, I had no fucking clue what Daniels was talking about when she figured out Walter was actually David at the end until rewarching it. None of the characters resonated like Alien characters usually do
>>214246852That's a you looking at your phone instead of the movie problem. She talks with walter about building a cabin about 20 minutes into the movie. It was very easy to follow. You just weren't paying attention.
>>214246749exact opposite
Alien Covenant is better than Prometheus>the crew being dumb is more excusable because they were woken out of cryostasis early, had a major ship emergency, and lost their leader>none of them are the level of dudebro, schizo, or comedy punchline as the Prometheus team>the white Xeno are really cool, especially the way one of them ripped its way out of that guy's back>even small, they're incredibly dangerous>the big one with the circular mouth looks cool>Prometheus is a complete waste of time anyway, nothing of interest is discovered and it all leads to nothing>David "inventing" xenomorphs is stupid but I can just ignore it because Ridley Scott showed us he's dumb with Prometheus>minimal magic black goo nonsense
>>214244892>"THEY">"NOT WANTING TO PAY"Who are they?Are you talking about who we all think you are talking about?
Both movies are shit. Prometheus tries to be something else apart from alien. It is a ridiculous flick .Covenant is a semi remake of alien but he tries to being in the prometheus story into it. Its complete trash. Its dark and you cant see anything.
>>214247091Prometheus' crew was selected by Vickers to spite her father and make him more likely to fail in whatever he was doing because she wanted him to die.
>>214244343Dumb ass motherfucker>>214244995True but good luck trying to explane that to cerified fucking retardsWe are far over 1500 Alien threads and still retard faggots don't understand and keep debating the same things asking the same questionsYou have to watch the Alien movies in Chronological order to fully understandThe Engineer ship that they found in Alien (1979) on a moon of a planet has nothing to do with David and David had not been to that moon. The aliens there were constructed by the Engineers to be used as a weaponThe Engineers used the black goo as a biological weapon to create weapon grade beasts for purposse unknown
>>214245052>>214244343mentally ill retard, the xenos in Aliens are biomechanical and they come from the ship that was thousands of years old. Did David have a time machine you mentally ill bitch?
>>214246948No, more like I just didn't give a fuck about the nobody Daniels or whatever dumb shit she was whining about. And couldn't care less about a literal who burning in a pod. Try upping your reading comprehension next time.
>>214247245Fuck off with your dumb headcanon
Xenos already existed. The engineers used them to make black goo and use it as a weapon. David works backwards to recreate the xeno from black goo. Aliens were hunted by predators so they always existed. It's ridiculous that engineers created life on earth 2,000,000,000,000 years ago then want to wipe it out when Jesus is killed because Scott said Jesus was an engineer.
>>214247091>you're stuck in a room with a dude convulsing>your stupid ass female friend leaves you in there to die >you see something LITERALLY break out of this dudes back and land on the floor moving aroundHow do you NOT just start stomping that fucking thing to death. Even IF the blood was acid she didn't know that at the time and just saw this thing burst out of a human. Stomp the bitch what the fuck are we doing?!
>>214247364>thousands of years old.Nope. Nobody knows the rate of "fossilization" of alien biotech. It could've crashed there last week.
>>214243656who said it was bad? it wasn't anywhere near the best in the series but it was undoubtedly kino. i took my gf to this movie and then she sucked my dick later shit was cash
>>214247364I agree with you but you do not need to be this rude.
>>214247378You weren't paying attention, it's okay. Don't get mad about it, just try and watch the movie next time.
>>214247405It's in the movie, and blatantly obvious in the screenplays. You're too stupid to discern it and have made a religion out of hating this film according to reddit letter media talking points.
>>214247480So you have one fanfiction argument without proof and when you get BTFO with proof that you are wrong you present another fanfiction made up rate of fossilization to justify it. Use one made up bullshit to defend another. You are a mentally ill little bitch. What if pigs could fly in space? Maybe they moved the ship to the planet? That's as good an argument as yours.>>214247487I agree, but you are missing context. That fucking piece of shit has been spamming THE SAME shit for a very loooong time. He makes threads that are tangentially related like this one and then plops his steaming pile of shit all over it. It's exhausting.
>>214247540>Promethtards are also prequeltardsMakes sense
>>214247313>The Engineer ship that they found in Alien (1979) on a moon of a planet has nothing to do with David and David had not been to that moon.Lol, don't look up Ridley Scott's plans for Covenant's sequel. I don't think you're gonna like it.
>>214247540fanfiction retard
Either go to the doctor or kill yourself already you MENTALLY ILL PIECE OF SHIT.
>>214247414Maybe in the Alien universe life on Earth is much younger than that.
>>214243656No, it was just worse than Prometheus and didn't really expand on or explain anything interesting.The whole point of Covenant seemed to be that David malfunctioned and that he developed some sort of god complex? Which is why he started experimenting with the Engineers' weapons and tech? It's just really underwhelming and nothing really happens.
>>214247700maybe is not an argument you meltally ill faggot scum
>>214243656Both movies are good>Prometues 8/10>Alien Covenant 8/10Some people are disappointed because the story of the Engineers was far too interesting and they wanted to learn more about itOthers whent in expecting to see a brainless Alien movie but they got a complex story based movie amd that far too much for their fragile brains too handle so they hate itThere should deff another movie focussing more about the Engineers and it would also be a great to see a continueing story about David The acror playing David did a excelent job it would be tricky if they could not cast him again for the job
>was supposed to be about David and Shaw finding the Engineers' home planet>named Paradise>expecting a Solaris tier existential masterpiece, with Shaw going insane as she can't even wrap her mind around what she sees and David barely being able to comprehend the magnitude of what they're witnessing>instead it's a dumb hick crew being picked off one by one like every other alien movie>planet is just some fucking jungle that isn't even the Engineers home>homo androids playing the fluteDid Ridley actually go senile during development or why did he go for this retarded shit instead of the original plan?
>>214247718Man, I swear: I WISH I had standards as low as you. I mean that sincerely, I can’t help feel I’d have more enjoyment in life.
>>214247741not fully, just in the early stages
>yeah, let's just go to a different planet for this colonization missionDumb.
>>214247741Yeah, a massive disappointment.>>homo androids playing the fluteLOL, and quoting gods and muh poetry, what the fuck happened!?
>>214243656Covenant's crew and the Maginot are in a race to see who has the lowest over all IQ because holy fuck it's making the Nostromo look like harvard graduates
Shaw was very fertile.
>>214247856Why was that thing Shaw extracted out her like... that? Why did it grow to be so big? What the fuck was that supposed to be? That's the type of answers I wanted from Covenant.
>>214247923RTFM
>>214247856it's wheat
>>214247706>David malfunctioned and that he developed some sort of god complex? Which is why he started experimenting with the Engineers' weapons and tech?Why do so many people think David malfunctioned? Did you not see him poison Holloway's drink in Prometheus?
>>214247642Can you share? The more unhinged the best
>>214247955David turned her into an egg?
>>214248023into an egg maker
>>214247990I forgot about that, and why did he do that again? I remember he asked Holloway something and then black goo'd his drink.Weyland designed him to fuck shit up and experiment with humans?
>>214244667god, this. more raised by wolves, please.villeneuve is so goddamn derivative, how does someone with great cinematography have not one singular original thought in his head.
This movie made me obsessed with androgynous short haired girls briefly
>>214243656This is the second best in the Alien franchise. The first is prometheus
>>214248128>this movie made me gay-Anon, 2025Put it on the 4K release
>>214248061Wut? David didn't malfunction, he's simply an artificial construct with no morals whatsoever and he realized he was a superior being literally moments after being born.
>>214247364>Did David have a time machine you mentally ill bitch?Give it another movie
>>214248061Yes, he was like a son to Weyland and he designed him to be a curious asshole like him, there's also a scene where they find a door and are scared of what could be on the other side and David just opens it as they're talking and goes "oops, haha."
>>214248164These nips ain't gay
>>214248071>how does someone with great cinematography have not one singular original thought in his headBecause just like every modern director is the cinematographer calling the shots, not the director. Same with Nolan, Gunn, you name it. They are just managers, it's up to their workers to come with good ideas.
>>214248267If I was holding an AUG I'd be horny too
>>214248267McBride being in an Alien movie seemed like such bizarre casting when it was announced, but he turned out the be the 4th best character in the whole franchise. Pretty awesome.
>>214248267Shaw was way hotter, I almost exploded when the medbay scene was happening.
>>214248366No nips, shit.Fact.
>>214248267She's fine but the "we have Brie Larson at home" energy takes me down. Brie is a cunt but she's way hotter.
>>214247955The tree on the left is super incestuous, intergalactically so.
>>214248016In short it's supposed to be the last prequel titled Awakening that ties the previous two to Alien (1979), and answers who the Space Jockey is, which means there's a chance it's not an Engineer, and where the eggs came from. David would end up on LV-426 and along with the Engineers who are pissed at him for what he did to their planet and a third unspecified party, possibly Weyland-Yutani. If you want unhinged look up the David is the Space Jockey theory.
>>214247990David was meant to be less idiosyncratic than he turned out to be. Walter says he himself was designed to be less autonomous in Covenant. There's enough info to say David was "off track" from what he was designed to do or malfunctioned.
>>214243656It was the Quantum of Solace of Alien/Prometheus. It needed its own Skyfall to correct itself, though preferably 2 sequels. One focusing on Shaw/David journeying towards the Engineer homeworld, and one where David entices WY to come visit the Covenant under his control and collect/suffer his creations.
>>214248515Ugly feet
It felt like a downgrade after Prometheus, it was a generic action flick just like Aliens felt after Alien
>>214248061Weyland told him to 'try harder'
>>214249841David also chose holloway because he was a dick to him
>>214250213>David also chose holloway because he was a dick to himnever thought about it like that, it's as if David had "feelings." Holloway even states just before that David "can't be disappointed" which David agrees with.
Prometheus and its sequel were a disaster lol
>>214250922Not really.
214250922back to reddbit
>>214249035Who cares about feet, man...?
>>214249035They are healthy and strong!
>>214243830>Ridley's obsession with poetry spouting androids angry at their dadsHOLY SHIT bro, what the fuck was even that?
>Someone give the eye monster some visine>It's basically crack for the thing and basically fights the Xeno if we feed it scooby snax>Season 2 is the eye monster dealing with addiction
>>214250846He did cry while he was bombing the Engineers.
>>214244988Hardly an achievement
>>214252055It's an easy way to add what looks like depth and complexity to a character, midwits will be impressed by that, if you want a less cynical reason, it was probably done so that David would act more like his creator, Weyland.
>>214252206I didn't catch that. Surprised that david would cry then and there. Seems uncharacteristic of an android, especially this one, who's not even being watched. >>214252265Probably both.
It was still kino despite a lot of studio meddling, but still a lot of the charm is the what-ifs and reading through the draft scripts like prometheus
>>214243830the gay robots were the only good thing in the movie
>>214243656Yes.
>>214247313The problem is that Ridley is one of those idiots who doesn't understand the Alien timeline, as are the writers for Prometheus and Covenant. You can sort of twist the prequels into fitting with the timeline of the original movies, but only because the prequel series got cancelled before Scott could wrap up all the plot threads he set up that were going to retcon craploads of stuff.
it was goodalien has retarded fans that want the same movie over and over
>>214252989Ridley clearly meant for David to be the progenitor of the xenos (in their current biomechanical form) and has retconed the lore accordingly.Autists online fuming at it doesn't change that at all.There was also a clear design choice that separates pre-David xenos (smooth, more fleshy) and the ones after he tinkers with them (biomechanical).It's all right there in the movies.
>>214252963Noomi my belovedEven had the better Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movies
>>214252963What makes Alien main girls so meh in body but so attractive?
>>214253185>Noomi>Meh in body
>>214253062>There was also a clear design choice that separates pre-David xenosIt was also confirmed by Covenant's production designer who said “Technically, we’re slightly earlier than the Giger stuff, a little bit. We’re sort of edging into that. That’s part of that whole storyline.”
>>214243656Covenant peaks in the first scene.
>>214253328sad gorilla tits
>>214253539You got nudes to back up that claim?
>>214253185But Shaw has a nice ass, honestly she looks tight as fuck.
>>214253185she has a great butt in that webm bro, get your T checked.
>>214243656Yes. Terrible movie. I loved Prometheus and this took a huge dump all over that film. The direction they took David is awful. The ending is miserable. Just a really unpleasant movie.
What if... hear this... what if David gets infected by the goo and becomes the Space Jockey found in Alien??!?
>>214244947I would say Covenant and Alien Earth are equally bad, but for different reasons. Prometheus was kino though. And Romulus is just cheap nostalgia bait.
Very bad. >kill shaw offscreen on some ridiculous premise>make entire plot of previous films irrelevant>the dumbest motherfuckers of any movieFelt like he took the worst aspects of Prometheus and tripled down while dumping all the interesting stuff.And last but not least: Davids fucking hair growing. Why the fuck would an android's hair grow? And how?
>>214253766I guess the androids are so life-like that they also grow hair and who knows what else, but yeah, Covenant was just weird, man.
>>214243656There is only one sequel to Alien. And its a videogame.
>vidya tards arrived
>>214253601shes been naked in movies nigga just google gnomie rapeface tits
>>214253852Half of this game is good. The other half drags on forever, wears out its welcome, and is generally annoying to play. The true best Alien movie is AvP.
>>214253852Two things I don't like about this game: the enemies are very bugged and the game is excessively long.
>>214243656Yeah, it's bad. Ridley needs to stop trying to incorporate aliens in the movies that clearly have nothing to do with it.
>>214244799Why does every movie I've seen her in insist on making her frumpy? She actually looks damn good.
>>214253809Remember in the first movie they didn't know ash was an android until they hit him with a fire extinguisher and he started shooting cum-blood all over the place.
>>214243656>Was it really that bad?Was pretty good. Just not great. I am still hoping Ridley Scott will direct the 3rd movie.
>>214253852This game sucks man, maybe its story is good and all (doubt), but the gameplay is total cocks.
>>214244808Nope, no no, this man is banned from making movies. I don't know how he accidentally stumbled into making good movies once upon a time, but it's abundantly clear the alzheimer's has set in. Send grandpa to the soilent green factory already.
>>214254033Ridley is so old man, I don't think he's going to make it that far, if he is not available for the 3rd prequel movie, who should direct it?
>>214253852That game sucked arse. And i love SEGA and ALien. What a turd.
>>214245480We really really don't. The entire dabud chronology needs to be erased from the continuity of the franchise.
>>214254059It blew my mind when I found out that Scott was in his 40s when he directed Alien, and he was basically a nobody before that.
>>214253328She's strong...
>>214254059>don't think he's going to make it that farThats my fear. Because i dont wanna see some Alvarez or Bloomkamp garbage. Neither of these two have talent. Or produce anything interesting.
>>214254033He's too busy disrespecting history and doing Gladiator 3 next (WHY?!)
>>214243656UNironically the only good part was the medbay scene despite the horror trope of slipping one blood twice. It was actually done pretty well. Rest of the movie is mid
>>214254164Didn't the sequel flop? WTF.
I thought that Prometheus was a wonderful movie. I'm very sad at the direction that Alien Covenant went. I also strongly believe that my opinion is objectively correct.
>>214254174Agreed. The backburster was the only good bit.
>>214254186I don't know, but it wasn't particularly good. One of the most redundant and unnecessary sequels of all time.
>>214254059>if he is not available for the 3rd prequel movie, who should direct it?Paul Verhoeven would be the right choice. But that guy doesn't do hollywood movies any longer, does he.
>>214254201>I thought that Prometheus was a wonderful movieThat makes two, anon.
>>214244343Old Aliens:>ALIEN: Exploration of the true terror that would come from truly alien beings encountered by humans, including one species creating another as a bioweapon>ALIENS: One of the greatest movies of all time. Awesome fight scenes, memorable lines, the works.Nu-"""Aliens""":>A fucked up robot played by magneto has daddy issues and creates killer parasites for duh ebuls. Also the space jockeys are now handsome squidward for some reason.
>>214254059Let's pray the devil takes him back to Hell before he further fucks the franchise.
>>214254281>One of the greatest movies of all time.LOL Fucking retard.
>>214243656I feel like the gore and deaths in this movie are over the top dark and mean-spirited. It has such a malicious and cruel vibe to it that the rest of the franchise doesn't. I realize this is a strange criticism for a horror franchise that has always been violent, but I don't know how else to explain it. It seems out of place and like it was made to be gore porn above all else. I hate the direction it took David and Shaw after Prometheus and the way it basically makes David a slasher movie villain.
The big mistake was thinking there needed to be a prequel trilogy. The original concept for Prometheus was fine and still left the possibility open for another prequel movie while laying the solid foundation for the first film. But noooooo, it has to be a trilogy like star wars.
>>214254367You're 12.
>>214254029Yeah I guess it's been established a long time ago that androids are indistinguishable from humans, in some of the movies it's implied that everyone aboard a specific vessel is informed that an android is aboard, but they seem to break this rule from time to time when it's convenient to the plot.
>>214247364I don't think you know what biomechanical means anon they're definitely not supposed to be.
>>214254201Prometheus has a very good movie within it, but like the pool that's been pooped in there is no way to separate that good movie from all the shit that's mixed in with it.
>>214254601No, you are thinking the soulless video game posing as a movie is a good alien film much less one of the best of all time.
>>214254566Not only that but a trilogy of movies explaining how Engineers are just big dudes and how an android created the xenomorph.And it fucked up the lore forever on top of that.
>>214254667The only reason you're not talking the same shit about ALIEN is because you were raised by jewish pedophiles to require an unhealthy degree of gore in your media diet.You're 12.
>>214243656Yes, it was garbage. Worst film of the entire IP.
>>214254710>alien>unhealthy goreI think we've discovered the problem. You haven't actually watched these films.
>>214246749There isn't any part of AC I enjoyed, like a 2/10 only because I assume the cinematography was half decent, even though I remember nothing. Prometheus was the same minus the abortion scene and the engineer killing the retards.
>Here's a good idea>Cast fucking Kenny Powers and have him keep a straight faceBravo Ridley
>>214254759You are still 12.
>>214254669I just assume Scott fell in love with David and got caught up in the idea of creaters destroying their work. The shit about David creating the xenos was clearly never in the original plan, even for Prometheus. Covenant just felt like a fuck you.
>>214247618Nta but holy Christ the fucking autism from you, Bruv. Get some help.
>>214254805It worked, there's plenty of bad things in Covenant but that wasn't one of 'em, but I will agree that it was a weird decision to cast him.
>>214254822I don't think it was a fuck you exactly. He was just bored to death of xenomorphs and wanted to do something different with them. That and falling in love with David, as you said. There is a disconnect between the people who make media and the people who consume it. The former tend to be theater types and are mainly concerned with characters. They see everything else as set dressing that can and should be discarded the instant it gets in the way of character interactions or character arcs. The people who consume media tend to enjoy it more holistically, valuing the lore and such just as much as they do the characters and getting annoyed when they get attached to a continuity only for the next installment to throw half of it in the trash.
>>214254805>see some extended preview thing before covenant comes out >its the whole crew of the ship bantering before they go into hyperspace and its pretty good natural character shit >watch the movie>literally none of that is in the movie
>>214243656>Was it really that bad?It's not bad at all and Daniels is my no. 1 Alien waifu and David my favourite villain.
>>214245254>>214246644Which mentally ill retard came up with this?
>>214255117I think Ridley just doesn't particular give a shit since he's a career "production" director. He focuses on the technical aspects and getting things to look presentable.Whether the script is good or not is out of his hands and he doesn't concern himself too much with that.
>>214254883Can you tell me the difference between Biology and Geology?
>>214255211>he doesn't concern himself too much with that.Then why have Lindelof redo a perfect good script and ruin it?
>>214247618The way you take a discussion of incoherent midwit fiction so seriously is hilarious
>>214247770ThisI hate them so muchBut, I guess I just really hate myself
>>214255234Are you the expert on how alien compounds and tissues desiccate and deteriorate in hostile and extreme atmospheric conditions?I didn't think so. Now whine some more about your failed franchise.
>>214255399Are you?
>>214255296>a perfect good scriptThere are half a dozen people before him who contributed to the script. Typically its a bad sign when you have that many screen writers attached.
>>214255500Nothing wrong with the Spaihts draft, anon. It has pretty much all the elements of Prometheus that make it good.
>>214255558I would have much preferred something to what scott has talked about in the past with his idea for an alien prequel/origin story.
>>214253852if you like walking around looking at repeated assets and not having any actual gameplay
>>214243656>Another group of unlikable retards gets killed by an alien
>>214243656not canon
>>214244808>we might actually see it.No we won't. He's stated explicitly that he only cares about exploring the story of the androids and that his play was for a trilogy on that subject alone.
>>214257686>He's stated explicitly that he only cares about exploring the story of the androids and that his play was for a trilogy on that subject alone.What a fucking waste.
>>214247618>That fucking piece of shit has been spamming THE SAME shit for a very loooong time. He makes threads that are tangentially related like this one and then plops his steaming pile of shit all over it. It's exhausting.Seriously why do so many anons on /tv/ do that shit?
>>214243656Its a gross movie, not in the good horror way but in the putting your hand in a barrel of maggots wayIts main folly is that it perverts the spiritvof exploration and science
>>214257823take your meds schizo
>>214258218I'm glad someone else thinks so. The ending is far, far too bleak as well. It feels like a movie with a heart of coal.
>>214257107I knew this bitch was gonna do something retarded and ruin everything the moment I saw her 70iq face
>>214258255>I-I'm not the schizo you are!
She was robbed
>>214258218>>214259027Thank you for putting into words why this movie rocks, even though you're both probably massive pussies
>>214243656Yes, a waste of time and a missed opportunity to expand on the Engineers, Shaw and to try some different things.
>>214243656This is my personal >f u, I,liked it.Film
>>214243656>>This was considered career ruining levels of fat for the 2000'sYeas, and so Was Prometheshit.And so was the rest that came after
>>214259968Engineers shuldn't be in the franchise to begin withAlien has no prequels
>>214255857Scott is retarded. It's hard to deny now. He can make good visuals, but can't build a story for shit. Ultimately they blew the story up too far. Prometheus should have been set on LV-426 as originally planned.
>>214261880>Scott is retarded>confirms Deckard is a Replicantchecks out
Was better than most alien movies but was a disappointment. I wanted something like 2001 space odysee
>>214263066>I wanted something that was nothing like Alienuh... based?
>>214263097the first alien movie was clearly influenced by 2001
>>214260658Personally, the Engineers were my favorite part of the movies. The xenomorphs have a cool design and all but are incredibly boring thematically because they’re just one dimensional killing machines with no higher faculties or mystery.
>>214247718This. Hopefully the next movie doesn't even have xenos so the Redditor brainlets fuck off.
>>214243656The "twist' of David pretending to be the other droid was so fucking obvious that you could tell the instant they cut to the next scene during the confrontation between them without showing the conclusion.Hackery
>>214243656Earlier concepts for the sequel had it where Noomi was actually going to be alive for it, or at least for part of it, living among Engineers, or whatever that subrace of Engies were. But then Engineers would start mutating, and basically all-in-all the sequel would have been more monster-packed that Prometheus was. All kinds of monster mutations. Prometheus on steroids. That would have been nice. It really hurt the movie that Noomi wasn't part of it. Then Ridley marred it even more by turning the last act into an abbreviated version of Alien's last act, due to studio pressure or mandate.
I actually enjoyed it a lot, I don't care what you think.
>>214243656no it wasn'twtf is reddit making you smoke?
>>214243656the yaoi selfcest flute jam session between michael fassbenders was really good not gonna lie
the scene near the end with the xeno on the ship could have be taken out and nothing would change it was a very tacked on scene for no reason.
>>214244808The third movie was literally never in active development.
>>214243830>No one shares Ridley's obsession with poetry spouting androids angry at their dads.uhhh yes we do.
>>214263231There could have been plenty of mystery to explore if they came from somewhere else. Making them humanity's sibling created by humanity's creator was the most idiotic decision possible. All mystery and wonder gone. Ship crashed there a few days ago and they've been on Earth thousands of times. haha subverted you!
>>214243656Yes. Also >>214243695. I'm convinced that the only reason it was made was Riddle got wind that Neill Blomkamp was barking up the Alien tree and his ego couldn't handle it so he made it to kill the project. Not that Blomkamp's would have been good mind you. Killing a main character off screen in-between movies is one of the biggest cardinal sins a sequel can make.
>>214243656No David was beautiful
>>214264864It demonatrated Ridley's utter contempt for all things 'Alien'. He doesn't care about the xenomorph or anything about it any more. He had the facehugger get on a guy for 1 minute, be ripped off and never make the guy unconscious. Still implanted somehow and births 20 minutes later, then grows to full size 5 minutes after that. Then immediately starts killing the crew and is blown out into space 10 minutes after that. Bravo Ridley. What a doofus.
>>214243656The movie literally pauses the plot to make you watch a BLACKED RAW shower scene with Juicy Smolett. I mean the characters escape certain death and the next scene that immediately follows is them casually going to take a shower. Anyone who likes or defends Ridleyslop has to cope with this scene existing and them willingly sitting through it.
>>214266165Ridley loves his Blacked scenes. It's why Idris Elba was in Prometheus
>>214266095>It demonatrated Ridley's utter contempt for all things 'Alien'. He doesn't care about the xenomorph or anything about it any more. He had the facehugger get on a guy for 1 minute, be ripped off and never make the guy unconscious.I think this is more a fault of the screenwriters, but yeah Ridley didn't care that much. he more so wanted to make a big, good looking space horror, and maybe the studio/screenwriters were intent on jamming xeno/facehugger stuff in haphazardly regardless of whether it fits in the story or with the themes, the "bigger ideas" Ridley wanted to direct.
>>214252989The Alien timeline is just generally breaking down as we get further and further into the real life future. Back in 1979 when Alien first came out, the year 2122 was 163 years away. That’s far enough away that you really don’t have to think much about what happens between now and then, it’s just “the future”. Also 1979 was only about six years after the Apollo program ended so there was still reason to believe commercial space flight was going to be a thing pretty soon. Now, 2120 is only 95 years away and we still haven’t gone back to the moon. So everything in the Alien canon has to get awkwardly crammed into the thirty years or so between 2090 and 2120.
>>214243656Yes. But not as bad as Prometheus. Not because it was in any way good, but Prometheus held such promise and then fucked it with a 30 inch rusty spike covered dildo. Covenant was just there after that.
>>214243656If David's head was ripped off from being pulled apart with sheer force, how did Shaw perfectly put him back together without supplies, while on an Alien ship? David should look like a stitched up Frankenstein.
>>214266165It's hilarious because not only is the movie almost over but instead of waiting for their crew members to return from their harrowing ordeal where many people lost their lives they decide to fuck in the shower first.
>>214243656I liked it.People put too much focus on the story and writing instead of the amazing world-building.
Who wrote Ozymandias, David?
>>214269225No one will ever love you like I do. *kisses you*
>>214247718>expecting to see a brainless Alien movie but they got a complex story based movie amd that far too much for their fragile brains too handle so they hate itThe audience has been conditioned to prefer low IQ cinema. When the audience doesnt get that, they react with anger. You can see that effect left, right and center on this very board.
>>214243656It was definitely more enjoyable than Prometheus.
>>214270131What makes you think so?
>>214270206He's gay and likes ass play
>>214270206The retarded shit only happens because of several women moments, that makes it superior.
she is my tallfu
>>214257686He literally said he's open to making a third prequel a few days ago.
where is Prometheus streaming these days?
>>214263944It's not meant to be a twist, midwit.
>>214268036>amazing world-buildingWhat world building? Covenant prometheus clearly had nothing to do with alien movies and didnt want to have anything to do with it. And new trash desnt want to have anything to do with Covenant and Prometheus too. So literally nothing in your "amazing world-building" fucking matters. And zero is still zero logic to how black goo works.
>>214252055All he did was copy Data's evil brother Lore from Star Trek
>>214270456He also literally said he has no fucking story and would have to make some bullshit up
>>214270916It can't be worse than Covenant, he had a story lined up for that and well...
>>214270463>he doesn't own the 3d bluray and watch it on a projector
>>214271548Physical Media Bros keep on winning
What am I in for?
It's actually insultingly bad how far the writers expected you to deactivate your brain during the movie
>>214243656I thought it was fine, I wanted to know what habbened to all the colonists David stole. More of an Alien movie than Prometheus.
>>214272737Two absolutely retarded women fuck everything up.
>>214272849That's exactly what's bad about it. David isn't that interesting. This is not Blade Runner. People didn't come into it for an angry android story. This is not connected to Alien in any way and Ridley is sick of making Alien movies anyhow. Audiences wanted to see the Engineer story and Ridley's movie promised there would be more of it. Then they just killed off the engineers immediately, killed off Shaw off screen, and made it about an angry android. Bait and switch. Yawn.
>>214272868I've seen Covenant, I mean the "ninth circle edition" fan edit specifically
>>214247313Romulus was mid but I at least like how they made it so that the black goo comes from the xenos themselves, i.e. all the shit the engineers did was them fucking around with the DNA of the xenomorphs that they encountered somehow. My only real 'eh' thing in terms of autistic lore stuff is that I prefer the idea of the space jockey being some biomechanical being that's part of the ship, like Pilot in Farscape. Make the Engineer civilization some bizarro caste if you want to lol, the pilots and bald men represent two of them
>>214270307But it was that religious dude's decision to go to the planet where David and Shaw went, in fact, Daniels wanted to continue to their original destination, a woman had the (in hindsight) the right and safest idea.
>>214270463hbo
>>214254059>if he is not available for the 3rd prequel movie, who should direct it?Hideo Kojima. Think about it, it makes sense.
>>214270491I'm pretty sure it was, if you're paying attention you will see something is off, but David did a lot to trick everyone.
>>214257107it's increduble, the facehuggers escaping was an actual act of sabotage, but she, somehow, made things way waorse by fumbling her way into freeing the ticks and the Eye.
>>214259180can't even afford a shirt the poor thing
>>214244667You're a faggot with no taste whatsoever. Prometheus and it's sequel weren't insteretingly weird or grandiose in any way. Everything felt like a movie made by a boomer asshole who had completely lost the plot decades ago.
>>214277136Filtered.
>>214277136Covenant sucked a little bit, but Prometheus was decent.
>>214253185Nigga you GAY
>>214243656haha covenant (bible thing) and she looks like shroud of turin haha
>>214244799She honestly looks like she would miscarry your sons.
>>214277791Prometheus isn't decent since it's not even a complete movie
>>214278809Well, it is Part 1 but it did show enough to be interesting and to be able to hold on its own.
>>214277170>No the movie doesn't suck you just don't get it.Let me guess, your dad works at Nintendo?
>>214279675Nobody wants to watch an incomplete movie, particularly one not advertised as such you fucking kike.
>>214280225Then don't.Also, please don't be antisemitic, it is not right.
>>214280255antisemitic left it is
>>214243656YesIt ws like fanfiction written by a 12 year oldespecially David being the creator of the xenomorphs we see in Alien and onward
>>214243656not as bad as prometheusquite alright for the most part
>>214244799I know I would
People hate Prometheus and Covenant for one reason and only one reason - they depict a natural history which precludes (and rather sneers at the concept of) a Creator/Father/God which loves His special creation Man.Subliminal or not, that is the only motive behind the hatred Prometheus and Covenant get, besides from autistic old faggots mad it isn't Alien (1979). Either way haters need to grow up.
>>214244995>>214247313Huhhh I guess that explains why there are some wall carvings depicting xenos on the Engineer base in Prometheus. I never understood that but then again I didn't watch Romulus.The movies are still dumb though, why did the engineer even leave indications for humans to reach that base? (the star thing doesn't even make sense either considering you would see them differently depending on your location on earth)
>>214247414>>214280923Wasn't xenos being a bioweapon a thing since forever in the comics? iirc they actually have a short lifespan which makes it optimal to just dump a few eggs on a planet and then the entire population is 0 relatively quicklyThe fact that they take traits from their host supports this
>>214243830the ozymandias scene was absolute kino though, it was the pan flute shit what was cringe
>>214244343Wrong planet, dipshit.David was on LV-223.Alien was on LV-426.
>the schizo who refuses to accept David created the xeno woke up
>>214280713I think that's the only interesting aspect of both movies, but it was everything else that sucked. Specially the script, the generic sci-fi designs, and all the inconsistencies and plot conveniences. The original Alien is the only good movie in this franchise. Prometheus and Covenant had potential but their execution was terrible.
>>214243656i think I liked this one better than Prometheus but both are pretty forgettable
>>214281310It's the same planet clearly.
The thing that makes no sense is that when the humans arive at the planet in Alien Covenant they find the space ship of David beeing crashed through the forrestWhile David tells the story how he arrived perfectly and dropped the black goo on the populationDavid did not crash onto the planet so who's ship was that and why did it crashMight be a error from the writers and director because it makes no senseAlso why did David remain on that planet since his ship was not damaged when he arrived thereHe could have gone elsewhere or look for other ships in the erea since there was a docking station
>>214281481we didn't see what happened after he dropped the goo, he could have crashed after that
best part of the movie
>>214280923Because Engineers created life on Earth, and then visited a few times to check in on us and see what we were up to.Once humans were semi intelligent, the engineer visits Earth, and left coordinates to primitive man in the form of cave paintings where they were from. Then, around 2000 years ago, a visiting engineer was killed by humans and they decided we were unruly and to put us down. They were testing to see if they could create intelligent life. Humans failed the test. Ergo, wipe us clean and start over.
>>214281507Yeah it would have made sense that the aliens would have retaliated when he goo'd them.
>>214259182>12 year old edgelord at hear detected
>>214281530So why would they leave coordinates to cavemen for the death goo research lab if jesus only died 2000 years ago
>>214281718nta but there are bits out there on how the Engineer society changed with time, they went from seeding planets with life to killing them, they went from a more scientific society for one based on superstition and dogma, etc. That would add a lot of depth and explain these holes in a neat way except none of these ideas endup in any movie.
>>214281718Found you.You're the retard lacking any reading comprehension that just spams the Alien related threads with questions that make no sense.>Why was there mist in the Engineer ship in the first movie?>Why did Kane put his face near the egg?>Why didn't they freeze Kane?>Why didn't the marines just shoot the aliens?>What color was the Nostromo?>Why did the Marines locker doors move in Aliens before anyone woke up?>Why was the floor of the Sulaco cold?That's you. That's what you do.
>>214281893>you can't be scientific AND religious at the same timeridley is retarded, christianity is a fairly recent cult compared to all other religious practice humanity has seen
>>214281968How about you reply to the question if you are so smart?Giving coordinates to your creation for some military research base makes far less sense than giving them coordinates for your homeworld or some other planet that your species is using to live.Why the fuck would they tell humans to join them somewhere dangerous that they can't even be certain will still be manned and under control by the time humanity is sufficiently advanced to reach it? Doing so while still having a friendly relationship with them is nonsensical.
>>214281530>Then, around 2000 years ago, a visiting engineer was killed by humans and they decided we were unruly and to put us down.When does this happen
>>214243656No, I had fun watching it in the theater and hearing the audience try not to laugh at how homoerotic the dialog was in the flute scene.
>>214282051Not exactly that, but their believes changed from hopeful to nihilistic. In the lore pieces I read somewhere (I think it was a prologue they cut) it's said they found the Gold Goo and used to seed life. This resource ended and they couldn't find more so they created the Black Goo but that only made monsters (aka the xeno). Now I don't remember the order of things after that but at some point their dogmas shifted and they started worship the xenos as the perfect lifeform and went into some sort of holy war against all other forms of life, using the Black Goo to kill everything they previously created. One ship was sent to Earth but it crashed in that planet they found in Prometheus. Why they left a map for that planet? Probably a plot hole after they rewrote the script a thousand times, who knows.
>>214282242>You hold the flute, I'll do the fingeringWHAT
>>214282197I'll bite.LV-223 was the engineer base of operations, dipshit.LV-426 had nothing on it, zoomzoom faggot.Why the fuck would the Engineers leave coordinates to LV-426?After humanity proved to be too shitty by killing the Jesus Engineer figure 2000 years ago and was deemed a failed experiment, the Engineers packed up to leave LV-223.They sent one ship towards Earth to wipe humanity out with eggs, and it ended up crashing on LV-426 because the pilot was infected.There was one Engineer left in stasis on LV-223. The rest were killed or escaped to Planet 4 or somewhere else.It's probable that the Engineer in stasis was not even awake during the fuckups that led to LV-223 station being overran and evacuated to begin with 2000 years ago.Do you even follow the movies?
>>214282264That's actually kinda cool but it should be fleshed out way more, which they obviously gave up on since it's from a deleted scene.Also probably isn't even reliable anymore since in the actual prologue we see one of them drink black goo to create life through his death.Wasted potential as usual
>>214282276Yeah, when that shit happened you could hear the chuckles in the theater.
>>214282373>After humanity proved to be too shitty by killing the Jesus Engineer figure 2000 years ago and was deemed a failed experimentNot that anon, but this isn't in the theatrical cut, right? I don't remember this bit at all.
>>214282470Eat a dick, shitstain.
>>214282497?
>>214281111>The fact that they take traits from their host supports thisThey don't do that though. Only in one shitty non-canon movie and fan fiction meant to sell toys to children
>>214282373Except the star map left by the Engineers led to LV-223 so I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about>Why the fuck would the Engineers leave coordinates to LV-426?I never claimed this to be the case. My question is why would you give a map to a military factory filled with dangerous bioweapons to a specie you are on good terms with, you retarded fucking weed-addict brainrotten ape. They wanted to kill humanity 2000 years ago but the cavemen painting are far, far older than that. The cavemen painting were left as a friendly invitation to a lesser lifeform to eventually come and join them. So why give them a map to some death factory and not, I dunno, the apple orchard?If you want to leave a hint to your child to come find you when he's (barely) old enough, do you give him the key to the chemical lab filled with poisons or to somewhere far less dangerous like the living room?Take your own fucking reading comprehension advice.And also learn to think outside the box you fucking drone
>>214282735nta but the simple answer is that he script was rewritten a thousand times. If you want to fix that, you can say they wanted humanity to find one of their outposts, when they still believed that one day we would evolve enough to find our creators. But once they thought there was no salvation they just prepared to wipe us out and stored the bioweapons in the nearest outpost thinking we, being a bunch of violent apes, would never be capable of understanding the maps and then build spaceships to arrive on the planet.
>>214282373>Do you even follow the movies?why would anyone care about following these shit shlocks is honestly beyond me lmfao
>>214282929So it's a retarded plothole, thank you for confirming.
>>214282939Filtrado.
I dunno what’s going anymore with the alien chronologylonulgo
>>214282929Eh, if we go that route then something like them changing their mind, wanting to wipe humans out and purposefully storing the goo on that outpost while KNOWING there is a map to it which may lead us to it, makes more sense.But it's still retarded because that leaves open the possibility of the race of violent apes finding the goo and harnessing it to wipe other civilizations.Doesn't really make sense to leave the goo there for that purpose either since they had no way of knowing that the ship sent to earth would crash.
>>214269225Jk Rowling
Hmm... Elizabeth's Shaw's cute butt.
