https://youtube.com/watch?v=ID0rqEWrN44
>>214246945Way too white to be Heathcliff
It's a flop
>>214246945>shitty electronic musicnah
>>214246945>Wuthering Heightsfinally
>>214246945kate bush never said that
>>214247038any pics of her ass? she looks like she has a nice tushy
>>214246945Uh.. what?
>>214247038I'm putting together a team.
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>>214247137everything is romantic is a great song desu
>>214247239the Andrea Arnold one has Heathcliff played by a nigger (yeah, he is meant to be some kind of swarthoid, like a gypsy which every adaptation misses, but not a literal fucking nigger) so this new one is somehow less woke
>>214246945Wuthering Snores, am I right, guys?
>>214246945>degenerate movie they know kids will watch because le epic sex le hots for a guy just like me haha goon omg that's barbie I need to watch itPedo jewwood
>>214247977>tfw in the book Heathcliff doesn't even have sex with Cathy, and all the sex he ever had was possibly rape, so they'll just create an imagine spot where he and kathy have consensual sexKek
>>214246945>read the comments>REEEE SAAAR WHERE BROWN MAN SAAAAAAAR BRONTE VAGENE NOT APPROVE REEEEEEEEEI don't care if it's trashy, I'm supporting it merely to make those retards shut up. Handsome white people being sexy angers all the subhumans and I am in favour.
>>214247977meds
>>214248053I read this not too long ago and don't recall Heathcliffe explicitly being brown. Gypsy sure but those guys are essentially mutts I thought and can be lighter skinned. All the instances of "dark" describing him come off more like moody or troubled
>>214248130Gypsies are the worst of the worst of dalits exiled from India who basically had to become nomadic / semi-nomadic. They actually don't mix that often, some tribes would probably kill a woman if she fucked with a non-gypsy, and some would kill the guy who fucked her too. I think some people confuse true gypsy with anyone in Europe who is nomadic. A lot of "whiter" gypsies are literally just whites who decided they don't care about the society standards and would rather become nomads. There are also Irish Travellers who are a completely different thing.
>>214246945>first 3 seconds>CGIGoddman it's Wuthering Heights not fucking Marvel
>>214248130>Heathcliff is first described as a "dark-skinned gipsy" in appearance with "black eyes", as well as later being said to be "as white as the wall behind him"Some people speculate this is a hint the guy is some kind of demon or evil spirit. I think the author was just dumb and forgot the shit she wrote.
>>214246945this doesnt look or feel like the dogshit book i read 3 years ago. it looks more like a modern remake of the laurence olivier film from 1939 (which only adapted the first half of the book).
>>214246945Looks kino. How can I watch this my GF will just want to bang the aussie dude.
looks kind of degeneratewill watch earlier versions maybe
>>214248693Charlton Heston played Heathcliff in a TV play from 1948, pretty neat tbqh.
>>214248446The beginning hints at the supernatural with Catherine's ghost but drops that shit fast
>>214246945Women will be shlicking their beans to this foidslop in the plex then come out and talk about how Taxi Driver is a heckin ickerino
>>214247800she doesnt and her fridge proportions dont help
>>214247855>>214248885lmao
>>214248885finally, someone said what we were all thinking and in terms we all understand
>>214248975literally what i thought when i read it
>>214246945>/tv/ says margot hit the wall years ago>she looks better than everWhy is /tv/ always wrong?
>>214246945so margot robbie wants to be sexualized again? lmao!!!
>>214249098hello woman concerned about her aging
>>214248693It's well known this version will be pretty degenerate>>214248834Never read the book but from what I'm reading it's a little messy, like the author changed her mind a few times, some say it was a stylish choice to confuse the readers others says she was just sloppy since this was never high brown and editors (if she had one) won't care that much about consistency in this kind of material.
>Test-screening reactions describe the film as “aggressively provocative and tonally abrasive,” leaning hard into Fennell’s familiar brand of stylized depravity. It diverges significantly from the novel and is a deliberately unromantic take on the source material, stripped of emotional nuance and full of salacious detours that serve shock value. Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi deliver committed performances, with great chemistry, but the characters they portray are so cold and unlikable that even strong acting can’t create a point of connection.>There is hyper-sexualized imagery — far more explicit than any previous adaptation of this material. The film opens with a public hanging that quickly descends into grotesque absurdity, as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy. A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.>Later, a woman is strapped into a horse’s reins for a BDSM-tinged encounter. There are several masturbation scenes shot in an intimate, clinical, and purposefully discomforting style. The camera lingers on suggestive textures: egg yolks running through fingers, dough being kneaded with quiet aggression, a slug sliding slowly down glass.https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/8/5/emerald-fennells-wuthering-heights-gets-frosty-reception-at-first-test-screening
>>214249098>the fridge is still running after all these years
>>214246945At least they had the courtesy to put Wuthering Heights in quotation marks in the film logo. Definitely not going to have much in common with the book.
I only know what this BS is because of that Kate Bush song.
>>214249168>ken russell but coarser and with a vagyawn, haven't we had enough of the british upper middle class making this slop
>>214249144the book is unnecessarily convoluted in its prose. there are many sentences which are like 30 words long when just 10 precise words would have sufficed. its inefficiency makes it a frustrating reading experience. that and everyone turns into a retard in the second half of the book. no joke, the plot only continues because everyone is retarded.so you're right, the book is messy. i don't understand the appeal. its not even erotic. its pretty morbid thematically.
>>214247030I didnt know one of the Bronte sister posted here
>>214249144>It's a little messy Yeah that's accurate. It's got a weird framing device that has the story being recounted to some random dude just staying at Wuthering Heights years after the events of the story. You get a lot of characters telling other characters events rather than reading them happen and the story does a huge time skip that shifts the focus of the story onto new characters. It's also one of those "basically everyone is in the wrong and acting like an asshole" type stories and that can be frustrating for some people
>>214249098She's pure mid
>>214248326Actually making movies is a lost art.
>>214249168I love this poster because it looks like Heathcliff has snapped Margot Robbie's whore head off.
why do women love mediterranean men
>>214250938Mom of a friend of mine was a hairdresser. She said every woman that went to her salon always wanted the opposite of what they were born with, no matter how beautiful their hair. Straight hair? Perm. Blonde? Brunette. And so on and on.So you watch women going for the "handsome stranger", it's the same shit. They want what they can't have at home, no matter how good it is.
>>214250938He's not med he's a dark celt
>>214247909Funniest thing is the black Heathcliff from that movie destroyed his career by racially threatening his pajeet girlfriend.
>>214248239>some tribes would probably kill a woman if she fucked with a non-gypsy, and some would kill the guy who fucked her too.Gypsies prostitute their children.
>>214249168>as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzyEarly life status?
>>214246945>>214249168Is this a movie version of Bridgerton?
>>214250938>mediterraneanHe's Basque, basically Welsh.
>>214247239Jesus Christ and I thought Dracula remakes was too many
For me it’s Hindley.
What did they mean by this?
JOLLY FUKKEN 'ELL HEATHCLIFFIT'S ME, CATHY YOU FUKKEN TOSSER
>>214252546FIGER IS BENIS:DDDD
>>214252738Why did it have to be a fish?
>>214252782BAGINA SMELLS OF FISHBENIS IN BAGINA:DDDD
>>214249168I came here expecting this being posted, hope it's in every thread of this shit film
>>214248239For what it's worth - Irish travellers were originally just Irish people (and I'm sure have had infusions of "normal" genes throughout the years) but they actually have diverged sufficiently since the 1200s or so to be noticeably distinguishable from the "main" population. They're relatively inbred though, so whether you consider them a true "sub-ethnicity" or just inbreds that separated themselves from the bulk genetic substrate is debatable
>>214248885No no you see it's different this is empowering actually>>214249098Doesn't matter how good she looks, the character she's supposed to be playing is a literal teenager in the book. Does Margot Robbie look like a pale sickly teenage brunette?
>>214251234The "dark celts" you see in England, Wales, and the very west of Ireland are probably "leftover" EEF/Neolithic Farmers (note the commonly associated gracile build in most of them). I honestly reckon there's even still a few relatively unmixed WHG (you sometimes see them in "remote" places) - short but relatively robust, leather skinned, fairly dark with blue eyes and black hair)Though the sometimes attested story is that the "Celts" upon arrival to Ireland genocided the Neolithic farmers (even in the female line) - probably didn't quite happen but if you look at the basal admixtures of Irish vs say Welsh (stand in for pre Germanic migration era "native" Briton populace) you can see about 55% average Steppe Herder ancestry and very low Neolithic Farmer/EEFin Irish, with about 40% in English/Welsh and more Neolithic Farmer/EEF (arguably that could be from Romans/"Romans"(they imported actual Levantines across their colonies))TL;DR he very much could have an actual genetic background that's practically very similar to an actual Mediterranean despite not "coming" from Spain/Italy/wherever etc
>>214251481I can't remember are Basques the relatively unmolested Hunter-Gatherers or are they just Neolithic Farmers that never picked up an Indo-European language (although they're probably mixed)
>>214248125Pedo
>>214248125prove he's wrong
>>214247864Charli only attracts tranny freaks like you lol
>>214246945Why is that schizo britbong child in there
Bump
>>214252835Is there no fruit on the Yorkshire moors?
>>214248130In Europe, especially eastern and southern, dark can often mean complexion that would barely be called dark in the US. Also it can refer simply to hair color.
>>214246945So much seething about Heathcliff being white is funny. He was a gypsy at worst, which is still awful, but never a nigger.
>>214246945i watched the one with laurence olivier and merle oberon. i hated heathcliff and kathy. real pieces of shit. i read the book, and they're even worse.
>>214249319jesus faggot every bookish twelve year old girl reads it effortlessly
>>214249319It was written by one of the most autistic females to ever have lived in the mid 1800s. The prose is allowed to be purple.>>214253521>brunetteCathy is explicitly blonde, Cathy II is even noted as having her mother's same exact hair and saucy demeanor. I think the bigger crime is a fucking Asian Nelly. Anyway this shit is gonna be trash but I'm glad it's pissing off woketards who can't actually read and understand what "dark" means.
>>214257036Everyone in the book is horrible and unlikable other than Hareton.
>>214257257You’re mistaken. Cathy Earnshaw has dark brown hair and brown eyes, but Cathy Linton has her father’s blonde hair and blue eyes.
>>214252546The Deep from The Boys is making a cameo.
I am a man and I liked this trailer, I watched it many times. I also like Charli's music.
>>214258467>also like Charli's musicAre you a homosexual addicted to cocaine?
>>214246945Margot is playing Cathy, who was 19 when she died? And Heathcliff is just a year older
>>214249168based, glad pervertcore is making a comeback
>>214246945Looks like a coomer movie for women.
>>214247239>westoids: ''jeez changs keep making adaptations of journey to the west''>also westoids:
>>214247239If you've seen any one of those you're not a man.
>>214247239>17 of these were made in my lifetimeJesus Christ
>>214247744She's oldShe's fatShe's still married to the same man she was when I first heard her musicI would still give my left nut to fuck her
Margot is way too old for this
I like the comment trying to own Fennell by saying they put quotation marks around it because it’s not the real Wuthering Heights, and all the people replying “This needs to be to top comment!” Like yes congrats, that is indeed the jokeMindboggling how retarded people areBy the way, 90% of the people saying “This is nothing like the book!!” (which again, the movie knows full well) haven’t read it It looks like it will be a fun riff on what has already gotten a million faithful adaptions, but unfortunately it appears it’s going to filter most of the worldwho are brown
>>214246945Why does she have sideburns?
>>214249098>statuesque figure
>>214246945>fall in...>fall in love...
Heathnigga 2012 was unironically the best. All the past adaptations he was played by the Gosling of that time.He's not just supposed to be "exotic/gypsy/uncouth". And Cathy's never described as being the great beauty the likes of Margot. Heathcliff's a mean, aggressive freak, and Cathy's a bitch who realizes like most well-adjusted girls that she'd rather live in a house than on the street. You can't realize unless you read the thing in high school that to Heathcliff, no one exists but his Cathy. Unless you read it, you can't understand the pain she felt in her "cast out of heaven" speech.You boys are like Nelly, a pragmatic heart of stone watching kids act up. Or you're like Mr. Lockwood the fancy pants retard. These two may be batshit, but the intended audience is the true Romantic who knows love onto death. How can you not redeem my nigga? What was he supposed to do, start a new life? Whatever our hearts are made of, Heathcliff's and Catherine's were the same. Linton may be the folliage of the trees, time can change it to be sure, but true love is like the rocks beneath: a source of little, visible delight, but necessary.
>>214247239You forgot one
>>214246945>Another "Modern people are cosplaying 18th century people" ugly green screen pavillion slopHow do modern filmmakers achieve "ugly chromokey background" effect even if they shoot on locations???
>>214248885young de niro >>>>> jacob faglordi
>>214246945Being a coomer is for females and gays now.It's cringe and normie; rise above it.
>>214259808That version of Pride and Prejudice is superior.
>>2142600575’5 hands typed this post
>>214249179Hope someone catches it.
>>2142525464 dollars a pound
I still struggle to tell if Elrodi is actually handsome or if he's carried entirely by the fact he's huge. Like if that head were placed on a 5'9 guy (lets be generous and also assume decent physical fitness and neck) how does he get perceived then?
>>214248446As a Bong, I took this simply as people shitting on him excessively because he's a low born bastard upjumped interloper. Real, ethnic English people are very light and someone back in that time hanging around with them but having the colouring of a guy like Colin Farrell? Very easy to see people shitting on him for being a mutt. Reminds me a bit of Jacky Fisher being shat upon for being a Malay, in spite of pedigree far above that of Heathcliff.
Oh look, it's the talentless nepo baby director
>>214261943He has a slightly ugly midface but has a big wide jaw, defined browridge, cheekbones, good proportions, a full head of hair, and good skin. He would be handsome regardless of his height.
>>214247239>the 2009 one had Tom Hardy as HeathcliffK E K
>>214249168>The film opens with a public hanging that quickly descends into grotesque absurdity, as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy. A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.What in the actual fuck
>>214262507Tom hardy is a black man
>the fucking 1800s or some shit>tight, heavy wool clothing>physical activity in said clothing>people bathed once a week>implying both crotches aren't sweaty, smelly messes with giant bushes full of piss and sweat If we ever invent time machines we should nuke the past.
>>214246945"Dark" meant dark-haired, tans when exposed to the sun. "Fair" meant light-haired, turns red when exposed to sun. "Gipsy child" was also used to refer to any homeless child, not just Roma (gyppo) children
>>214262581Hello my fellow r/history browser.
>>214246945Here's your Edgar Linton
>>214249168sounds kino desu
>>214247239Fuck this novel man it's like the most overrated book ever written. 50 shades for Victorian ladies to flick their beans over.
>>214256945It's amazing how hard some people struggle with this. A dark complexion=he's more tanned than most. That's literally it. The idea that Heathcliffe was black or Indian is fucking retarded.
They strike again
>>214246945fish porn
>>214262971Are based Basque grugs essentially what Europeans were mostly like like pre-Aryan?
>>214249168>but the characters they portray are so cold and unlikableOh so book accurate the->Later, a woman is strapped into a horse’s reins for a BDSM-tinged encounter. There are several masturbation scenes shot in an intimate, clinical, and purposefully discomforting style.What the fuck.
>>214262931>for Victorian ladies to flick their beans overNo that was Fanny Hill. I bought a copy from a market as a kid because Fanny means vagina and I thought it was funny. It’s genuinely just written porn.
>>214247030He's literally Basque.
>>214253615They were attacked and raped by the Spanish Armada, hence the dark features in some parts
>>214263028>Later, a woman is strapped into a horse’s reins for a BDSM-tinged encounter.It’s Hindley and Francis I think.
>>214263109Rape brained /pol/ack
>>214262359>here's this overweight, ugly, dough-faced woman that IS one of your societal betters, plebian scum
>>214263106>Moors are whiteThis is news to me.
>>214247808It’s Isabelle Linton. Heathcliff hangs her dog by its collar until it dies or almost dies in the book. Maybe he does it to her too in Fennell’s version, I can see them just cutting out the dog entirely.
>>214262507That’s a big role
>>2142645794 him
two australians playing posh brits in the Georgian Era? Why not cast two brits?
>>214265229>posh brits
>>214246945Elordi still sounds Australian
Looks decent, though completely ahistorical. I see nothing wrong with the film attempting to be sexy, so long as it isn't trite recycled bullshit like it was with Saltburn. That said, this film screams "stupid bitch watches it, then posts something (((snarky))) about "men" on Letterboxd/Twitter".
>>214261921
>>214248636Would she still want to bang him as Frankenstein?
>>214247030"Dark" in 19th century parlance didn't mean non-White, you 85 IQ mongrel.
>>214248885Wuthering Heights is something they're right about. Its really good. Its not what you think its going to be. It doesn't feel like this fuddy duddy out of touch pride and prejudice type book. Its honest and real in a way that surprises you with how little people have actually changed and how relatable people in that social class still were. Its raw and hateful in like an Alex Jones but high-IQ way, but to the end of it being really poignant that truly malignant bastards can have such intense and profound love.
>>214249168I watch every movie with naked women
Why don't people dress and look like this anymore? He's handsome, no homo
>>214265937Oh Heathcliff, my pantaloons be soaketh through with my elixir of arousal. Mayhaps you can sweep me up into your arms and treat me like a common harlot, with some amorous congress and the bum stuff.
>>214247239Incredible that not a single one of them is good or understand the book.
>>214263109No, dark hair/pale skin/light eyes is the most common phenotype in the UK.
>>214267882Not how the characters in this talk. Cathy is also the ancestor of all tsunderes, she wouldn't initiate sex by just playfully and excitedly talking about how much she wants to have it. She talks about loving Heathcliff when he isn't around, and even then she mentions that he's a dumb asshole.
>>214247030I just trained a black guy with that same gold tooth at work.
Wuthering Heights is the classic autistic male/BPD whore love/hate story that transcends space and time.
>>214247239Did you know nearly all biological females between about 13 and 50 go through a process called menstruation, so Bronte Sisters books will forever be put out as films.
>>214268042Yes, it's capeslop for women.
>>214267884The Coffin of Andy and Leyley understands and replicates the emotional core and energy of Wuthering Heights better than literally any adaptation of it
>>214267882They didn’t wear underwear in that era. But when women started wearing drawers in like 1810 they were split open down the bagina and ass.
>>214249319Filtered.Stay away from Proust.
>>214248693They've been marketing on being super degenerate
>>214249319Yes one of the most acclaimed literary achievements of the modern era is badly written actually. Its not that you're just moronically insensitive to good prose and don't understand the nuances and finer meanings an extra twenty words might be communicating, or the aesthetic beauty of expressing them in that combination of words.
>>214247030>has nothing to say about the asian broad
>>214249168>stylized depravitySo far as I can tell, that phrase was first used here on /tv/ about three years ago in a discussion about Euphoria.
>>214259691>How can you not redeem my nigga?
>>214268320>the modern era
>>214268384I like asians, I don't like whitoid "men". Simple as
>>214268701Oh, you're illiterate.
>>214247239And not one single good adaptation. The book is a gothic drama, none of the films understand it.
To put the race idiocy to rest: in the book Heathcliff is ambiguously swarthy. He's picked off the streets of Liverpool as an orphan, characters compare his appearance to a gypsy, a west Indies sailor, an American (presumably Latin American?), a Spaniard, an Indian, and a Chinese. The point is that he looks vaguely foreign and could have come from all sorts of places because Liverpool was a huge trading port then. You could cast anyone from a tanned Englishman to an Indian and be accurate to the book. He wouldn't be black, though, because that would mean his ethnicity wouldn't be a mysterious
>>214258161Shit yeah it's been forever, whoops lol. Cathy is a carbon copy but with blonde hair.
>>214262971>missing the biggest oneHow could you forget about your ol'pal Pedro, anon?!
>>214247823WTF IS THIS REAL?!?
Travellers aren't real gypsies you stupid mutts
>>214247239Wtf why i havent heard of this fascinating literature beforeCan anyone give me a tldr versionSeem like typical fantasy of rich white woman banging brown rapechad with a sense for tragedy
>>214268320>thinks wuthering heights is well regarded because of its proselmao you fucking retardits well regarded because of the boundary breaking use of themes and of its grit. it painting a dour and accurate representation of life from people of that social strata cut through all the jane austen highfalutin bullshit that existed in literature at the time. the bronte sisters came from humble origins and did not have the means to be well educated on the most effective forms of writing.all of this is explained in every english class when this book is studied if you bother to pay attention
>>214246945So, Heathcliff was totally that guy's bastard son, right? And the whole story is incest between half-siblings.
>>214269085Anon, please stop writing as if you've been mentally buckbroken by /pol/ memes.It's a divisive book, both when it first appeared and today as well. Basically it's a story about nature vs nurture and barbarity vs savagery. The story gets a bit complicated but it revolves around Heathcliff being an orphan who never fully fit into society, he's in love with Cathy who both loves him and partly rejects him for a more respectable man. Heathcliff runs off (probably to be a mercenary or something criminal maybe), then returns as an adult, which basically breaks Cathy's mind because she wants both Heathcliff and her respectable marriage. She becomes a hysterical wreck and Heathcliff becomes a scheming monster as he manipulates his way into taking over the home of his adopted family, and then the home of Cathy and her husband after they both die. He makes the lives of their various relatives a misery and has morbid dreams about Cathy's ghost. Eventually he dies and Cathy's daughter and nephew are the only ones left, but it ends on a hopeful note after all the tragedy.Film adaptations just pick out Heathcliff and Cathy's romance and remove all the bad parts to make it a cliche'd love story, missing the entire point of the book. The two are meant to be unhealthily in love with each other, they're inseparable but in a destructive way, and half the book is about the fallout.
>>214269329Possibly, but I think it fits the themes of the book better if Heathcliff is a total unknown because the point is that he doesn't fit in and it's an open question how much of that was his upringing. And Cathy Jr. marries both her cousins in succession, so incest is already in the book.
>>214268759>And not one single good adaptation. The book is a gothic drama, none of the films understand it.Bizarrely enough, Frasier of all things did a great job capturing the vibe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfl5ztgJlU
>>214269329Good point
>>214246945..................................... I drive.
>>214259691
>>214247239How good is the novel? I read Jane Eyre and it was bordering on ethereal with how good the prose is.
>>214269085>never heard of one of the most famous classics of English literatureyou belong to the streets, my dude. that's your due.
>>214246945>watch trailer>there's a Korean chick working in the kitchen next to Margot RobbieAh yes, the English sure loved their K-Pop during victorian times, indeed.
>>214270919It's very good. And I actually am a heterosexual man who has no trouble talking to girls, btw.
They're trying to sell this movie with footage from a very loose sexed up adaptation of the first half of the book, makes me wonder if they even bothered to adapt the second half.
>>214270919>all that to say the sun setget to the point
>>214247239and there's a 1000th pride and prejudice adaptation coming out soon too
>>214272089Doubtful. Nobody ever seems to care about the second half, which is what makes it such a great novel in the first place.
>>214272303You should get to the point and just kill yourself.
>>214272089Not enough time to do the second half.
>>214267319>>214262959He’s described as a dark-skinned Gypsy, a Lascar, and many other random things. No obviously this doesn’t mean he was a full blown nigger or jeet, but he was probably ambiguous looking at the least.
Gypsies are basically jeets but even worse
>>214248446>white as the wall behind himI like to believe he was white but this line was clearly hyperbole to convey shock.
another trash by emerald fennel, go to hell bitch
>>214246945>Zoomerbros what is this feeling? Its not like porn but it feels like I really want and desire something but I cannot put my finger on it. I guess its back to TikTok and I'll look up scrolling on old dresses
>>214269085it's like an always sunny in philadelphia episode, where every character is a total asshole mentally ill piece of shit, except it has a vibe of a gothic horror like dorian gray or somethingi avoided it for my entire life because i thought it's some boring romance, because every single adaptation is retarded and turns it into some boring romancethe only good adaptation is kate bush song
What is a Gipsy
>>214247864if you're a tastleless faggot
>>214267705Fellow scholar and gentlement, I too check the "Sex and Nudity" section on IMDb before watching it. No female nudity, me no watch. Simple as.
>>214247864only the remixes, the original felt like a throwaway
>>214261921hehehe
>>214248053>Handsome white people being sexykek
>>214277265seething pajeet
>>214277715Not a jeet you’re off just thought the way he wrote that part was funny, instead of just saying hot white people on screen makes subhumans mad. I agree with his post.
>>214246945looks good
>>214246945That song is banging!
>>214250291Based lunatic psychopath. Godspeed on your journey to incarceration.
>>214246945Jacob Elordi is so goddamn awful.
>>214246945What a terrible trailer. Not even talking about the subject matter or anything, but the music and editing are just awful
>>214247239It's not Wuthering Heights, it's "Wuthering Heights".r\
>>214246945why the quotes
>>214246945Her name is pronounced Mar-got, btw. There are no silent letters in her name.
>>214246945No book, or film, will ever surpass ARE Kate's version.
>>214282480It’s Mar-go.
limbus reference
>>214282480>>214283564I don't get it, what does Mar-a-Lago have to do with a movie about child abuse?
>>214282544unrelated
>>214280807He specializes in playing arrogant abusive aholes who look gud.
>>214284322I wasn’t sure about him being able to pull off Heathcliff but he was actually really good in Narrow Road To The Deep North.
>>214285094Where can you see that?
>>214285993Amazon prime, Ciarán Hinds is good in it too. Love the soundtrack.
>>214280856Charlie xcx is such a bad choice
>>214253615>The "dark celts" you see in England, Wales, and the very west of Ireland are probably "leftover" EEF/Neolithic Farmers (note the commonly associated gracile build in most of them).literally me
>>214287139why?
>>214287139I’m surprised Emerald didn’t use Anthony Willis again like she did with the Saltburn soundtrack.
>>214287629no talent
>>214273554Romanian Gypsies are originally from India
>>214246945Any rape scene?
They needed CGI because they're adapting this part.
>>214290668Does the non-consensual groping of a recently hanged dead man’s erect penis count?
>>214290793?
Everything I hear about this just makes this sound more like vandalism than adaptation. Emerald Fennell is just a perverted edgelord that people pretend is doing anything worthy of note because it's an upperclass white woman being a degenerate.
This Elordi fella sets unattainable height standards for men, dude's 2m+
Retards are criticizing the casting of Elordi because they are infected by 21st race mind virus and can't read 19th century descriptions of someone being swarthy as anything other than brown.The real problem people should have is casting Margot who is nearly 20 years too old to play Catherine.
>>214291635He’s a big guy
>>214291695Elordis casting is just fine, but he gets called a gypsy, a lascar, half Chinese, and South American so he could really be cast as anything (except maybe a nigger) and it wouldnt contradict the book. He also gets called ‘a regular black’ but pretty sure that just meant woggy type
Going to refer to my post here: >>214261977 By 18th-19th century standards, you puttie a darker haired/eyed and tanned white amongst pale light aristocrats many of whom view him as a bastard interloping cunt, they will veer into those racialists attacks like how Fisher was by his enemies
more like mouth watering thighs amirite guys
>>214292320There is no racial ambiguity about a black African in Georgian England. Nobody would be speculating if an African is a Gypsy or a South American. He’s just supposed to be dark haired and swarthy, Elordi is the most canon depiction of him yet.
>>214292537I know thats pretty much what I said.
>>214246945Is this the one where the lady fucks the ghost?
>>214292537When I said ‘black’ means ‘wog’ type I meant in the Australian context, (Greek/Southern European/Lebanese/Balkan/etc)
>>214267319The book literally calls him a Lascar - a Pajeet
>>214293011CATHY DO NOT REDEEM EDGARS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
>>214293011>>214293037JEETCLIFFE
>>214291635he could play an robert baratheon in the inevitable remake of game of thrones 10 years from now
>>214293011A lascar was a sailor from the west indies (the Carribean and surrounding island) not India.
>>214293166He would have made a good Lyonel Baratheon for Dunk & Egg if he was older.
>>214293210>A lascar was a sailor or militiaman from the Indian subcontinent, Southeast Asia, the Arab world, British Somaliland or other lands east of the Cape of Good Hope who was employed on European ships from the 16th century until the mid-20th century.
>>214292320Ackchyually, a character says>A good heart will help you to a bonny face, my lad, ... if you were a regular blackWhich to me reads more like "A good heart would make you look nicer even if you were a regular black (darker than you are)" because it's in a scene where Heathcliff is complaining about Cathy liking a guy who's paler and fairer than he is.
>>214293210it was both as well as South East Asia, alot of Malays and Burmese
>>214246945Was forced to study this piece of shit novel in school. Shan't be going to see a film of it.
Apparently the title is in quotation marks because Margot Robbie is a woman in the 80’s reading Wuthering Heights and self inserting herself into the story.
>>214293210It was a slang term that evolved over time but it generally meant someone from an area around the Indian Ocean. There were Indians that settled in the Carribean that might be referred to as lascars but it was not Carribean specific.
>>214246945>wwn get a version of Wuthering Heights with an animated Heathcliff
>>214293210not really the Caribbean.
>>214293037Why is Edgar Linton a saar
>>214293537CATHY REDEEM MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AND SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE
>>214285993why can't you torrent it like a normal person? Anyway, it's amazing. Show of the year so far
>>214293011He's meant to be ambiguously swarthy. People in rural inland England back then wouldn't have a scientific knowledge of different ethnicities, which is why Heathcliff is compared to a bunch of different peoples who are darker but not black. Like pic related could pass for anything from Brazilian, to Spanish, Arab, or north Indian.
>>214246945Heathcliff is described as gypsy to lascar to Spanish to being so White as to blend in while standing in-front of a white wall the reality is that Heathcliff is meant to represent evil so his appearance changes but is usually described as dark because that's the nature of his soul end of discussion now you plebs
>>214293537this guy was great in the Profile (2018)
>>214293647He's clearly meant to have tanned or olive skin, in the one scene where he's described as white it's because he's gone pale from shock.
>>214293624why is he holding a piece of popcorn like it's a weapon
>>214293620Nice taste anon, a shame there were barely any threads about it here. The ending messed me up for days.
>>214293647>brown people have evil soulsuhhh why are they adapting a chud book
Remember the last time they made a Wuthering Heights movie and cast a literal who nig as Heathcliffe and the nig ended up in prison for racially abusing his jeet girlfriend? That was Byronesque.
>>214293647I’m in the Heathcliff was most likely a swarthy white camp, but ‘white as the wall behind him’ was clearly hyperbole because he was shocked
>>214251245>>214293821Im pretty sure he physically threatened her too lol
>>214294064That's exactly what it is was intended to be because the English as a light ethnicity, meaning if you take a white man with dark hair and dark eyes who can tan in a fucking aristocratic 18th century environment where some people hate his guts they will start shitting on him, calling him a gypsy, a mutt, a lascar, etc. Even in 21st England if you take someone with Elrodi's colouring they will call you exotic and ask if you're 'British-British.' I know that because that's my lived experience as someone with Elrodi's colouring lol
>>214294207The language just sounds really hyperbolic like when someone says white as a sheet or dark as a black hole, but I do know what you mean about how people will project random races onto white people with ‘exotic’ features. Here’s a pure Englishman everyone used to speculate was mixed but he is not, I could see him as Heathcliff-esque.
>>214294398You can see his natural skin colour on his scalp.
>>214294558I think everyone scalp is lighter naturally but yh looks like a bronzer or fake tan
>>214294558nah, he's got the moroccan eyes
>>214293073
>>214294652His parents are white white
>>214269712sounds like a typical fantasy of rich white woman banging brown rapechad with a sense for tragedy
Over the next two hours, there will be:>A slow-motion scene of Robbie pressing her hand against a rain-streaked window while a synth chord hums under the violin.>Elordi leaning in close to whisper something filthy in an accent that isn't geographically consistent.>Someone eating a fig in a way that implies cunnilingus.>A long, lingering horse-rein sex scene, with the horse as dramatic witness.>A sudden, unmotivated pop song drop - Billie Eilish's medieval harpsichord cover of "Toxic."
>>214293729>The ending messed me up for days.same. I cried so much. And i still do whenever i listen to the score. inb4 gay inb5 reddit
>>214295682Don’t worry anon me too. I cry every time I listen to “Blood”. Just rewatching the trailer now made me cry.
>>214283564Mar-got = HershlagMar-go = PortmanIt's Mar-got.
>>214295236kek
>>214295236Top kek
>>214287139cathy IS brat