Lame Alien Mary Sue EditionPrevious: >>214244880
>>214249287How will Boy Kavalier die?
They eyeball monster is evil though.
>*record scratch* >*freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>>214249865Ocellus.
>>214249865Facehugger. Screenshot this.
>>214249865The eyeball is gonna eat his brain and gain his knowledge
>>214249961>glass doorsthey're never gonna buy this on 4chan
>>214249287I like that Rey Palpatine* is not included
>>214250069I dont think it can do that. When it took over the old engineer dude it just stood there like a retard.
>>214249865He won't. Prodigy will win and Boygods will rejoice
>>214249961>Doesnt get cutAlso why the fuck didnt Nibs crush it when it attacked her and she had the chance? Is its skin indestructible or just bad writing?
This is what the Alien: Earth xenomorph looks like under the suit. How does it make you feel?
Isn't Luke even more overpowered than Anakin? He beat Vader after training for what, a few months? He's the most OP Jedi of all time
>>214250470There was a bit when it attacked the sheep where it got slammed against the glass with the sheep's whole body weight and it really looked like that should have been fatalI think we have to take for granite that little ayys are just too strong, there's also no explanation for how facehuggers can manhandle adult humans when you think about how small they are. And that's to say nothing of the cobra in Prometheus.
>>214250577There's some good arguments about that. Luke seemed more in tune with the force but Anakin was a fucking monster in saber combat
Will we get an eye-chan spinoff?
my thoughts (irrelevant to your lives)cyborg actor is really goodnibs is absolutely stunningthe special effects for the alien are awful.boy cavalier very obviously going to diethe black android actor is hilariously good at acting like a kid
>>214250577Luke had to go dark side mode to do that, as opposed to Obi-wan who cut all his limbs off because had a 3 foot incline terrain advantage next to a lava mountain. Luke was the most attuned to what balance was though, which is why he was able to use it and then walk it back.
>>214250621You're underestimating the facehugger, if you can imagine hands scaled up like that it too would have some absurd grip strength. The large tarantulas in the jungles have strong grip with those legs comparable to a toddler since they are able to snare birds.
>>214250702Dooku went dark side mode against Anakin and that didn't save him. Luke was stronger than him after training for a few months.
>>214250691>nibs is absolutely stunningShe's hideous. Wendy mogs. Even Curly. Even Dame Sylvia
>>214250769Palpatine was using sith magic to stimulate Dooku's prostate. Being so old he was totally unaccustomed to the pleasure and it distracted him.
>>214250781kek Nibs has that Hapsburg phenotype
>>214250781Wendy is traditionally mid hotNibs is otherworldly ethereally beautiful
>>214249287But luke has a personality and isn't all good
Wish they put more than 5 seconds thought into designing the eyeball monster and at least tried to make it Gigeresque, it's so cartoony
>>214249875>They eyeball monster is evil though.No, the eye tried to save the life of Chibuzo. And then it fought the xenomorph.
>>214251229>Nibs is otherworldly ethereally beautifulLMAO
>>214249865Jordan Peterson is gonna lecture him about Peter Pan / Man child syndrome, Screenshot this!
>>214251267>Wish they put more than 5 seconds thought into designing the eyeball monster and at least tried to make it GigeresqueNo, you actually wanted them to put only 5 seconds of work into it, which is what corresponds with slavishly aping the most famous creature designer of the franchise, who also happen to be one of the most idiosyncratic artists and extremely hard to competently imitate. I love that they chose to do a '50s/60s scifi B-movie design for Ocellus and had the guts to play it straight instead of comically. Most original horror monster in years but some fags will always be filtered
>>214251389Wash your penis.
>>214249865Queen chest buster
i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214251633You're an easily entertained moron.
>>214251708Keeping your designs simple works best. Otherwise you end up with Nomura level belt retardation
>>214251689why
>>214251271The eyeball monster was distracting her. It is a malicious ayylmao that wants to survive at any cost.
>>214251708And you're a regular fa/tv/irgin who looks for the most inane reasons to hate any new show/movie/actor/thing you're unfamiliar with because you're gay and miserable.>picrelIt's you during every single day of your waking life
>>214251783he cute. feet hot.
>>214251271>People arguing wether it was trying to save her or distract herAbsolutely terrible directing lol
so how the fuck will Earth deal with the ticks, given that the little bastards have ABSOLUTELY gotten out of the Maginot and laid eggs in the water supply by now?I suppose they could end up being endemic on Earth offscreen in future movies, but that doesn’t seem terribly satisfying or likely
>>214249287
I hope the eyeball speaks at some point. That would be cool. I’d love to know what it has to say.
So how the fuck did it get there? Does it have legs that pop out and walk around? I bet the show wont even address this.
>>214252346Maybe once they eventually break containment and move around the island. Chances they'll even eat some irrelevant character, like problem hair negress faux marine.
>>214250577I think we are past Anakin's peak at that point, even if he is still incredibly formidable. There is a reason that Palpatine is fishing for a successor to Vader, and it isn't just to prevent Vader from doing a coup.
>>214250174it had only been in that guy for like a half an hour at most, that and it tried to warn them then fought the alien. It will probably body snatch him then decide to help wipe out the alien and probably fight Wendy to do so.
>>214249961>>214250112it's all contrived shithow the fuck would the zombeye even know the container is unsecuredyeah it didn't click it's just made this way that you can just put it wrong and try to secure it and failyea why teh fuck would it be made of a thin glassthe other container is just so fucking shit that there's an opening in itbitch is doing some retarded tests for what purpose, this can be done better on earth, without having alien life forms with unknown pathogens around your foodand so on and onanyway the episode was meh personally I think it's the worst so far, I'm probably the only one
>>214250470more importantly why could it wrestle a synththey give all those things every superpower around
>>214253422Looking closer at that image the latch is past the shutter part, how the fuck is that leg getting through there
>>214251708you're the retard asking for an alien to look more like a different alien
>>214253422The more you think about the episode the less sense it makes
>>214250621you have no idea how strong sneks are, do you
I liked the first four episodes; they were weird but I could still take them seriously. The latest episode however was just dumb. Hopefully it was just a one off.
>mfw I work at Wayland Yutani and I have to pick up the full retard crew for the next multi trillion dollar mission>"lets see what do we have here? oh a mentally handicapped retard with an IQ of 54 that doesnt know the difference between Biology and Geology? yup get his ass on that research vessel">"hm a nigger with Cyborg arm that only has low tech shit in it like a blowtorch or a shitty knife, I dont see why this would be in any way useful but lets make him the security chief, black "people" are great for security nothing could go wrong">"lets see we need someone to experiment on the aliens for some unknown fucking reason lets pick this negress with a sloped forehead, perfect candidate">"so we need a woman who will be the copilot, in case the pussy starved captain shes gonna fuck is dying and she takes over command nothing could go wrong... right? its a gamble Wayland Yutani is willing to make">"splendid and of course we need a jewish doctor, with Gods chosen on board surely nothing could ever go wrong">"oh right almost forgot, we need the creepy incel gook on board, why? I dont know, but it would be funny because he could stare at the fish sandwich through the cryoglas and never get it yup my job is done here"
>>214253479I dunno, is the screw lodged in by accident?there was a cascade of coincidences someone should count them
>>214253740This was by far the best episode, the next one will be a slog with Wendy talking to xenos while Slightly fumbles his way around taking someone to a ovomorph, all while Timmy the Elephant looks at them from a distance with an expression of minor interest.
>>214253894There will be 5 solid minutes of Boy being a total asshat to Yutani and possibly even Morrow, and that's worth the price of admission.
>>214253855And this was just the crew we saw that was awake for that shit show, no wonder Morrow was against waking the rest. That ship would've hit a space banana and slid into earth like a three stooges' gag
>>214253888The chestburster escaping is kinda forgivable, but the Ticks and the Eye escaping were insane, and both where the fault of the black woman.
>>214253740samethere was dumb shit in the previous one's but not as compound as hereand all of this for the shitty reveal that boy carousel somehow found out that it just so happens a ship is soon returning and also conveniently found the one guy he could bribe to do the most retarded thingand this guy could hit his fucking city with a spaceship from weeks of flight away and no course corrections at allhow did he time the earth rotation and set the speed just right and all for the just perfect approach angle of a relatively safe landingand so on and on
Hey gang, long time lurker first time poster. Listen, I understand that in these kinds of shows, character behavior is wholly subservient to the needs of plot, symbolism, and theme. Characters do the things they do because the writers need a thing to happen that advances the plot. Or they want to represent something without calling it out specifically in dialog.So for example, characters smoke and chew because the writer wants to subliminally draw attention to oral ingestion/expulsion, and to signal the cavalier disregard these characters have to their health and well-being. As a writer, once you establish this symbolism you get to create cool associations, you can then have a scene where Morrow, in full analytical mode, flicks his cigar down the hole made by alien acid blood. The cigar, a notional representation of Morrow's deep and pensive thought; the hole, a kind of notional throat.All this being said, though, wouldn't it be neat if there were diagetic reasons for the characters' behavior as well? What if some part of cryogenic sleep (either the process itself, or the drugs that make it possible) actually makes people dumber, less logical, and less connected to their emotional state? Maybe these people leave for their long voyage perfectly competent, intelligent managers, engineers, and scientists, but by the time their corpsicles are thawed out years later, some part of their brains just never thaw out or something.
>>214254124>and all of this for the shitty reveal that boy carousel somehow found out that it just so happens a ship is soon returning and also conveniently found the one guy he could bribe to do the most retarded thingmy take is that Petrovich lost his mind after his wife got impregnated by a xeno fly and called boy himself, just wanting to see the world burn (or to disassociate himself with his failed life by living as a synth)
>>214251861Ummm Midgetbros, we can't stand for this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214253855quarter of a share buys you the best of the best
>>214249865Im confident hes going to get fucked by a xeno.
>>214254194So is he human or not? tell me
>>214249865>Boy Kavalier>diegood one m8
>>214254194>TFW you came but she's still in cryosleep.
>>214254178Nobody tell The Dinkster. No midget is allowed to work unless Dink gets his cut.
>>214249287Also previous: >>214249814yes, people do read through these in the archive
>>214254225he's just an autistic human
Does the Eye mutates it's host is does it just "unlock" the limits of the muscles? because that old man was doing some crazy shit.
>>214254172that would make sense but I thought it's a secret he's working on the transynthsyet somehow petrovitch learned of it from the ads
>>214254284Shmuel didn't look mutated
>>214254158>Space crew needs to operate a ship in space>Let's use technology that makes them retarded>Let's put Engineers in this thing that degrades intelligence surely they don't need to use their brains to help fix the electrical or mechanical parts of a ship>Let's have a medical officer on board and dull those 12+ years of med school plus residency as the only way the crew needs to have their health and injuries fixed is from someone who is suffering the affects of space whippits>Let's have your star navigational officer not be able to read star charts in case your nav systems go down because they got a little too eepyOk.
>>214253855>"ps) none of them even asked about the bonus situation"
Ticks and Eye are already cooler than the xeno. Plant and Fly need to be showcased soon
>>214249287i just came ITT to hate on ridley scott.I really liked the last episode but i think this entire show has peaked with it and almost made me forget all the other cringe from the series.The fate of the alien franchise is such a bittersweet guilty pleassure to watch, after 2 nothing ever came close and the way ridley scott forced his black cum into the franchise in a reddit atheist lore building exercise it went even worse. Scott should have kept his inpact on series by gaving us more babes and bushes.Why is it that a series like this and a movie like romulus are to scared to actually move the timeline beyond Alien 2 and actually disregard 3 or even builed between it. Now all we are geting from this show is shitting on the world building of aliens while we also know that this will be a contained show on that island leaving no meaningfull diffrence in the lore. If only james cameron wasnt so busy making Pocahontas sequals and weird alien sex scenes, hollywood should have forced him to work with giger and the original makers and kick out ridley scott.
>>214253979the logic that they can survive for some time in vacuum where there's nothing to siphon its heat away ergo they are not affected by cryopod is dubious
>>214254297counter to that theory there's the fact that morrow had no knowledge of either boy or prodigy before the crisis on the ship, but then he might just have not cared for earth after the death of his daughter, and also that yutani might have been censoring the news recieved by the crew
>>214254264>PreviousThat thread was literally posted AFTER this threadPay attention retarded zoomer
>>214253422Wouldn’t she have to observe them pretty frequently in case they starved to death?LikeWouldn’t it be retarded if they went on this 65 year journey to capture live organisms with no plan to bring them back alive?
>>214254374and in which thread are we posting now? where will the next thread be posted? retard
>search Ocellus in Google
>>214254225he acted like a human in multiple scenes
>>214253422>bitch is doing some retarded tests for what purpose, this can be done better on earthThis. Why the fuck would they experiment on them during transit? Cryofreeze them. Put them in completely inaccessible sealed cells. The whole thing is fucking retarded.
>>214251689Fuck you!
>>214254319Preview showed Fly is up to some shit
>>214254453Their physiology may not be conducive to Cryo
>the experiment is starving the alien animals and then checking if they eat when they are hungry>"shieeeeet"
>>214254297>>214254370oh, right, Morrow was ignorant of the death of his own stepmother Yutani too when he called the present Yutani, so the theory that he didn't care for terrestrial affairs is much likelier. Also, there's nothing in the series to suggest that WY had the power to scramble non-company signals intercepted by the Maginot.
>>214249998Whoever called out the retard posting the meme that the process that made Wendy doesn't kill you by telling him she is actually dead and Wendy not being real would become a plot thread deserves a screenshot. Not you.
>>214254551That bitch is so fucking ugly.
I might be giving the writers too much credit but I don't think Teng is a synth, if they're on a 65 year mission and they arrive home around 2120 then they left around 2055, way earlier than convincingly human synths would have been around, David was cutting edge in Prometheus and that was in like 2090 but he was still less passingly human than Teng. Besides, would Teng get horny if he was a synth?
>>214254370that's fine he could just not read up on the developments, however he should probably get some memos from WY to bring him up to speedan inconsistency is that he learned from the log about prodigy, but in episode 2 he asks what the prodigy is like it's the first he heard of it>>214254377in fact she was starving them for 2 weeks or so
>>214254624The series isn't canon so all the Prometheus shit about David doesn't matter.
>>214254624Tang was not a synth, he was a smirking CS engineer creeper type
>>214254644>however he should probably get some memos from WY to bring him up to speedhe was a deep cover agent of sorts, the Yutanis knew about him but in the eyes of the company he was just a sec officer
>>214254583>Whoever called out the retard posting the meme that the process that made Wendy doesn't kill you by telling him she is actually dead and Wendy not being real would become a plot thread deserves a screenshot.Holy ESLIn English, Pajeet?
>>214254538what they were hoping they will survive 30 years in transit?
>>214250339Why are people simping for that ugly retard
>>214254693There's nothing wrong with that sentence, moron.
>>214250577Luke didn't beat Vader in combat in Endor, Vader let himself be beaten because he wasn't going to fucking execute his son. This is like arguing that Mace genuinely won against Palpatine when every source has said Palpatine let himself be beaten to manipulate Windu furtherAlso Anakin isn't even overpowered. He's the strongest Force user sure, and has great piloting and mechanical skills, but he fails in many areas that completely fuck him over. An OP character wouldn't lose all his limbs to arrogance>>214250769Anakin WAS stronger than Dooku which is remarkable but that's after three years of insane warfare, far more training than most Jedi before that point
>>214254624are your baitingof course he was human
>>214254748*Meant to say manipulate Anakin further, not WinduI'm too tired for this shit
>>214254743Faggots gonna fag.
>>214254701Dunno, it's not like they just brought back the xeno eggs which are shown to last decades to unknown centuries until they need to wake up for a host. The ticks might need constant care and also it may have been a mission priority for the crew to give data on the creatures for the labs at earth to properly prepare environs to properly hold these creatures. But I'm doing the job of the writers for them so don't take what I'm saying to heart with what they are doing in the show.
>>214249865In some humiliating and pathetic way while someone will do a snarky SO MUCH FOR BEING THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD etc.
>>214254848Kirsh will be in the room, smirking, bet on it
>>214249287Don't give a shit about the eyeball monster but this meme is fucking retarded and was clearly made by a femitard who loves Ray Palpy. Luke is not perfectly good (he spends RotJ in his edgy phase seriously hurting his enemies and getting close to the Dark Side) and clearly has a fucking personality. Anakin is not overpowered by any means and saying that he's instantly liked is fucking hilarious considering the Prequels dedicate half their runtime to the Jedi and others commenting on how little they trust Anakin, how he's impulsive and brash and he doesn't deserve to be a Jedi let alone a Master. Whoever made this meme has not watched a single Star Wars film
So brosIs Morrow the good guy?
>>214254690what?that's not something alluded to nor would it make any sense for it to be truefor what purposeand even if, who would care that he's getting company newsletter, it's meaningless and normalwho would even knowhe's the sec officer but HE wasn't checking the logs properly
>>214254746>good moorning saaars!
>>214249865It seems like they're very obviously building towards two potential deathsOne being Kirsch getting tired of his shit and using an alien to kill himOr, the second being Curly having a massive resentment and killing him herself
>>214254904No. He's too much of a soulless corpo and has no qualms killing everyone who gets in the way or becomes a liability to getting the job done. He let the hot Indian woman die for no reason and he has threatened a child into doing his bidding.
>>214254904only the low sperm count husband scientist and Hermit so far are good guysEveryone else is evil or too downright autistic to be either
why are these fragile glas vessels with the aliens in the high security laboratory stored in such a retarded way?doesnt seem to be smart to me to have that shit on the wall.and why is it made from glas?if the gravity stops and things are flying around then the glas could break, or it could fall from that great height and down the stairs and shatter like it did.the locking mechanism also looks very poorly designed.how is WY still in business? you tell me they can build trillion dollar space ships but they miss such critical flaws?why arent they wearing full hazmat suits for that? why are they eating and drinking food in the laboratory?clearly they dont know much about the abilities of these aliens so why would they assume they are harmless? like they also didnt knew about the zyklon b in the bugs or that the eyeball thingy is smart.
>>214254194>Interview with morrow is over>Continues to sit in the chair for another hour doing nothing>Looks up>DiesWhat did he mean by this?
>>214254904he's pretty fucking fardoesn't care about anything
>>214254995He was too busy jerking it in privacy
>>214254906Yutani said her grandmother thought he was the fiercest thing she's ever seen. Maybe that's why the crew was pictured as being incompetent, because it was a Morrow solo mission, Yutani knew he had it in him to bring home the motherlode. WY launched a seemingly innocuous B-team into space to nominally idk mine asteroids or sth but with Morrow the badass as the secret weapon so that none of their competitors would suspect a thing. Until Petrovich snapped and called Boy, that is, and being a deep space transmission, Boy answered personally.
>>214254988It was all intentional because its a clever critique on late stage capitalism and how massive suepr corporations skimp out on things to save money to maximise profits at any cost. You would get it if you had a high IQ.
>>214254995shitty editing I suppose10/10 spaceship design for easy maintenance
>>214254985>He let the hot Indian woman die for no reasonHe was sick of her shellshocked shit and there was no room in the panic coffin for both of them.
>>214254934>can't readLol
>>214254966>Curly gets sick of his shit>tricks him into a situation where he’s locked in with an alien>makes a witty comment how she must be smarter than him now since she outwitted him>he dies I can see it.
>>214255067There was plenty of room, she'd just have to be on top. Which she wasn't opposed to earlier in the episode kek
>>214254985She was guaranteed to die anyways. Only one panic room (assumedly)
>>214254988BUT it has a failure sound alertand big red diode alertand screen alertthat the crew can fucking ignore and fuck off
>>214254988Alien was just a silly b movie like so many other 80s slasher movies that got popular and got the franchise treatment so it does not have to be scientifically accurate. Just enjoy the series bitch you dont have to be autistic
How the FUCK do people watch this with commercials? It's grotesque.
>>214254988why is there no cryopod in medbay
>>214255091If he has sex with her, then she's going to for sure.
>>214255105>stuck in a small room with a poojeetaI don't blame him for locking her out
>>214255078>is browntop kek
>>214255044I'm sure that's what the writers tell themselves but it's just bullshitit's the corporations who have the most rigorous procedures
>>214254988>we spared no expense>what tempered glass specimen containers? Nah normal glass is just fine, saves some money>hiring actual skilled professionals? Why do that when we can send these barely paid interns to do it?Standard evil mega corp stuff man.
>>214249287I've liked the series up to this point, but damn was that episode ever shit. Did WY go out of their way to assemble a crew of actual retards and autists? Like, what was the Asian guy's deal? He's just a creep with a weird voice for seemingly no reason. I figured they were going somewhere with that.Then there's the legitimate retard kid who somehow got sent into space on a decades-long trip without even knowing what the word "apprentice" meant, and randomly drinks other people's water, and can't seem to stop talking. .Then there's the other kid who goes from talking about how there's crewmembers dead to joking about watching other crewmembers fuck on video.Also, what's up with the missions taking decades to travel? This is the first I'm hearing of it in-lore. The other movies make it seem like it maybe takes months to get somewhere, but not years, let alone decades. Clearly it didn't take the Sulaco decades to get to LV-426, and Ripley being adrift for 57 years was treated like a very unusual occurrence.Also, what was the eyeball thing's deal? It attacks the retarded captain chick and stuns her, then tries to attack black dude, but then it looks like it summons the xenomorph, but then it attacks the xenomorph like it's protecting the retarded captain chick, but then the eyeball thing fucks of, and then retarded captain chick gets brutally mauled to death anyway.Plus, what the fuck was with those stupid-looking stormtrooper guys at the end. That looked like some Power Rangers shit.
I don't with this anime shit.
>>214255323You just talk about it and hang out in threads about it. You're so cool.
>>214254624Yeah even though he acts exactly like how someone would act when directed to act like a sci-fi android he's apparently a human, just a weird creep
>>214255105Morrow is repeatedly shown putting on the only oxygen mask in the coffin. He had no choice but to do what he did, that's what the whole episode is about.
>>214249865WHY EVERYONE IS SO WRONGKavalier wants to speak with someone/something smarter than himMorrow already said he's going to kill KavalierSoKavalier will speak with BEST GIRL T.Ocellus andMorrow will kill him with his cyborg armIt's not too difficult, you know
>>214254904He's the least annoying, so yes he is
>>214255185>I'm brownYou are? Gross.
The baby xeno and teen xeno are cute as fuck
>>214254988Resident evil was more believable and it was released 20 years ago.
>>2142546242050 is 25 years away. There is no way it makes any sense for the technology and space travel to exist in the timeline this show created. This shit just doesn't fit with the movies at all.
Just finished the new episode. Why exactly did they do an entire episode on going back to the 1st episode when they only spent like 15 minutes on it at first? What a fucking waste of an episode. I'm really tired of nuTV shows that do this shit.
>>214253712yeah what happened to those egg podspetrovitch was only supposed to land the ship
>>214255454It really should have been the first episode.
>>214254348Based
>>214254988>glas
>>214250621facehuggers might very well be strong is their pointbut the zombeye gave nibs trouble with his flimsy tentacles and she's an uber synthoh and also he can travel like spider-man
>>214255498They probably realized how stupid it was, and were afraid of turning off too many people out of the gate. At least as it stands, I'm kind of invested in Wendy at this point.
Holy shit, that was the most annoying crew I have ever experienced in a sci-fi. I guess that was the intention. The Cyborg was the least insufferable
>>214255545>DEI hires doom space expedition. More at 11.
>>214255152The Nostromo crew can be afforded some leeway because>they were space truckers, not designated alien grabbers like these dudes>their scientist was forcefully changed with a maniac android whose mission was to get the xenomorph back at all costs, in this case the scientist was the real one and she was so dumb her damage was as bad as the literal saboteurLike seriously just eating and drinking in the lab? A few inches away from dissections, a dead animal and murder parasites?I legit thought she was a villain purposefully trying to cause an incident because of that and was surprised that she wasnt
>>214255426pedoperv
>>214255517thats whats extra thin glass is called
What happened to those guys (e.g. the woman with massive tits) shown at the beginning sleeping in the pods? Did they just die in the crash? Completely asleep during the whole mess unfolding?They had no screentime...
>>214255341it was just a subversion because gasp there was no android this time
>>214255454To build a sense of mystery when it comes to the backstory and motivation of the black cyborg guy, retards. >>214255498No.
>>214255632Both the soldiers and the robots examine the pod room and determine there are no survivors. Kirsh knows who Morrow upon first meeting him due to him being the only survivor.
>>214255625No.
*is
>>214251251I always liked that he wanted to enlist into the Imperial Academy before all the Jedi bullshit with the aim of becoming a Tie Pilot. Dude did not give a single shit about the rebel cause until he was brainwashed by his sister's pussy.
>>214255618>immediatelly jumps to thinking of fucking themStay away from the little xenos you freak
read the wendy nepo actress is jealous the amount of attention ocellus is getting. also is it just me or does she have the demeanor of someone incredibly entitled.
>>214255604It was all so stupid. She forgot to put the lid on the tick tank, and didn't properly secure the eyball's enclosure. That was all completely independent of the saboteur or the xenomorph, that was just her being an incompetent moron.
>>214255723Just you being an incel.
Watching this episode made me miss these guysOr is it nostalgia goggles?
>>214255723Her dad had a classic Hollywood face, fit for starring midcentury detective noir roles. He would have made a good Lynch protagonist, visually. But I guess he just wasn't that good an actor.
>no wendy or nibsFucking dropped. Worthless episode.
>>214255800Who's her dad? The guy from Friends?
>>214255604They probably lost some brain matter during the long cryo sleep and forgot how to science.
>>214255839Kyle Chandler, of Peter Jackson's King Kong fame
>>214255171i haven't seen this show, are those supposed to be the bonus situation guys from alien?
>>214250168That's because the eyeball is replacing Rey on the chart.
>>214255743A bit of column A, a bit of column B. I don't have nostalgia for it but what I can tell is whoever designs the props, backgrounds and such absolutely nailed it and I'd say it has the feel of Alien. But writing wise the Nostromo crew is definitely better even without nostalgia goggles. Even the cat.
>>214255321>>214253855>>214253422The only Alien media that actually makes sense is Romulus because all their poor decisions are completely justified by them being retarded kids.
How did she outrun the Xenobro?
>>214255720but they're so cute
>>214255958she can teleport forward when she's off camera
>>214255958Because the writers realized that there is not a set running speed for Xenomorphs in either of the first two movies.
>>214255669so the woman with massive tits just died like that off screen with no screentime, sighteng did all that cooming for nothing
>>214255632>(e.g. the woman with massive tits)Screencap plz.
Wtf is the alien doing, the other bugs are stealing all the frags, the alien is at the bottom of the scoreboard
>>214255958Because the xenomorph in this iteration is retarded and doesn't make any sense.For anybody who can't tell, this was obviously adapted from a script that was about the eye alien and just had the 'Alien' name slapped on it after the fact.
>>214255741if that were true I'd hate all the female characters especially the strong ones. But I just find her face/demeanor irritating.
>>214255958by running very fast. idiot.
>>214255498>I know, lets put the episode that describes the intro FIFTH and spend 5 minutes alluding to it in the first episode>that way we csn break up the flow of the story of our 8 episode season!Why are modern shows like this?
The point where I coom uncontrollably: Boy's bald henchman whispers 'They're coming to get you, Barbra' in Boy's ear as ocellus zombies close in on them from all directions.
>>214256034your face/demeanor is incel
>>214256027Did you forget it tore a new ass on a group of soldiers and weird party goersUnless you're only counting named characters where the xenomorph just drops his spaghetti I guess
>>214256006they fucking showed how fast and nimble it is and then they cut to get being further forwardand then another shot of fat as fuck alienand cut to her running away
>>214255839Main dude from Godzillla King of the Monsters.
>>214256019the webm gets posted here repeatedly.
>>214256055while i'm licking boy's feet
>>214255321they hired based on diversity and they got the results of hiring based on diversitythis is super realistic
>>214256072to her* being further
>>214255545Actually insane how in one episode this entire crew has dethroned both the prometheus and covenant crews as the most retarded people in the alien series
>>214255454we learned that the crash wasnt accidental and that kavalier staged the whole thing
>Nibs Paizuri
>>214256123prometheus crew reigns supreme
>>214255958brap propulsion
>>214256101Then post it again, I just got here.
>>214255958this alien was weak and malnourished, it jobbed to everything and barely managed to kill a white woman
The special after season 4 of Doctor Who, The Waters of Mars mogs the shit out of this episode in every way while basically being the same overall idea.
>>214256153watch the first 5 or so minutes of ep1. i do not have the webm handy.
>>214256053Editors just as incompetent as the writers and directors.
>>214256134they could have just used this as ep1. our expectations would have been placed much higher only to be betrayed later on .
>>214256134>>214256250we learned that Morrow is not a murderous demi-human but just a strongwilled man with an agenda...that might not be what is seems.
>>214256281we learned that in episode 2
Personally, I am wholly certain that Morrow has investigated the death of his daughter behind the scenes and plans to release the xenos on Yutani in Chicago once he's done with Boy, thus causing an apocalypse.
>>214251840>NOOO ITS LE HECKIN SAVING PEOPLEARINOS>uhh ignore the part where it killed that guy by violently burrowing into his eye chud>uhhh no way chud, by making noise and diverter her attention away from the capsule she was working on whic was being opened it totally meant for her to see that her own capsule was being opened even though the alien tapping on the glass wasnt pointing to the lid or anythingpeople who think it was trying to save her are low iq, sorry you had to find out this way
>>214256375He's just going to destroy all of it to deny all these psychotic corporations of their prize. He'll probably die nuking the island so no genetic material can be recovered.
>>214256375Morrow is a shounen character who is fully dedicated to the evil organization because their leader saved him as a child and gave his life purpose.
>>214256431his this mission is my life line speaks strongly against that, he is a xeno faciliator for sure
>>214255958>How did she outrun the Xenobro?LMAO it was literally this scene: https://youtu.be/b-0AzH-gD-g
...and in that way he becomes just the same dirty nihilist as Petrovich, whom he killed, he just lost the plot later, upon coming to earth.
>when your aliens writers played too much mouthwashing
>>214256409it's just some retard trying to meme
>>214256455I don't get the impression he is obsessed with these creatures. He's just a stickler for doing his job right. I don't think he'll have any qualms about destroying them if he feels it is necessary.
bonus round: Kirsh is actually wholly committed to Boy and the kids and will give his life for some of them to run away from the xenos
>>214256556At this point the xeno is so ineffective he could probably just grapple it and choke it out or something.
>>214256586they might always pull a Bishop, Bishop's upper third could have been salvaged if Alien 3 wasn't a POS
https://youtu.be/FQg_soUivZYThe captain should have stuck to her day job.
>>214256673Weird that she didn't think doing a short little crash diet to drop 5lbs for just a couple days to shoot this was worth it.
>>214256586>able to be stopped even momentarily by a an eyelian puppeteering the body of an elderly manyeah you're probably right
>>214250689It's not one of us, dammit.
Eye-chan is going to be like Migi from Parasyte.
>>214256673I wouldnt be able to jerk off to this if my life was depending on it.look at this jeet cringe
Why don’t corporations like WY do cryo rotations like the vampires in Underworld do, how 2 sleep while ones awake.Seeing it in Foundation it was pretty effective, I don’t think they could afford to be as hands off but they could do like 1 sleeps for a whole year, awake half a year, with a few months overlap to extend their lifespans
>>214256914why do they send people at all?just send these robot dudes.
>>214256952Robots have proven time and time again in this universe they cannot be trusted
>>214256952Robots aren't widespread or functional enough. Morrow is a pet project of Yutani, though the tick soldiers (living 65 years later, so to speak) know what an android is. Ash is shown as increasingly breaking down, which is in line with the doomy 1970s economic depression climate of Britain where Alien was made.
>>214256978why would the robot need to know whats in the cargo?
>>214256978Just pre-calculate the route and send it controlled by normal computer. Send it to an isolated spot in the solar system and have it received by a local tug crew.
>>214257023because Kirsh is Boy's head of R&D, which is in line with Boy's tecno-optimism
theory: Prodigy's small and motley executive outfit is a mirror to Morrow's lack of a family tree as pointed out by his daughter in a letter - both will lead to their respective downfall.
>>214256914>Why don’t corporations like WY do cryo rotations like the vampires in Underworld do, how 2 sleep while ones awake.seems like they were doing that with the Maginot, minus however many they lost capturing the specimens.
>>214254748>This is like arguing that Mace genuinely won against Palpatine when every source has said Palpatine let himself be beaten to manipulate Windu furtherThis is false.
>>214251294Fucking perfect portraiture.
>>214250577What does overpowered mean?
>>214257431Sorry, meant OP. Does OP mean Overpowered?
>>214255498>>214255454If they showed a based black character since e01, chuds would have torched earth to shit on the show.I think it was a smart choice to make people organically support Murrow, Kirsh and Ocellus and offer you a good OG alien representation in the middle of the season Like they want to reach a peak instead of losing audience.
>>214255958Right?!
>>214257431>What does overpowered mean?It's like when t. ocellus unlocks Michael Smiley's full physical potential when charging the alien...or when you're completely unhinged but rocking state of the art tech in your body like Morrow and Kirsh
>>214257398Lucas said in the film commentary track that while Windu overpowers Palpatine at the start, Palpatine pushes back with his Force powers and the end is Palpatine faking losing. This is also present in old RotS scripts and in the novelization
>>214256586>xeno got fucking slaughtered by a child with a paper cutter>Wendy took practically no physical damage at all from itThis egg batch must have been defects thrown out.
How did Kavalier get communications with someone on a WY ship? Prodigy wasn't even a thing when the ship started its mission
>>214256952Don't they want people to die?
>>214257494Lucas also changes his mind over and over.
>>214257547And yet this is something which has never been contradicted by other media. Sidious is the strongest Force user after Anakin/Luke, it makes a lot of sense that if he's able to beat Yoda, Mace who is weaker even with Vapaad using the Dark Side as power would lose. It's not a criticism against Mace, he's clearly extremely strong and a great Jedi, but Palpatine is the epitome of the Dark Side, of course he's stronger. Thinking that Sheev could have died to Mace and that the prophecy was based on luck is retarded
>>214256952people are cheaper than robotsyou just promise something to humans and they will go and live with the basic in space with the hope to return earth and enjoy their big paycheckguess what: they never go back to earth and never enjoy their money
>>214257610>people are cheaper than robotsWhy would money even be an issue for these guys? Does a robot cost trillions or something?
>>214257638you don't become wealthy giving away money, you knowbessos makes people piss and shit on diaperssuckerber pays pennies to african people through outsourcing
>>214257638Kirsh is Boy's only robot and Ash was put onto the Nostromo flight list only two days before departure...what do YOU think?
just watched Episode 5, was pretty good dont even care if it was just more rehashing of Alien
A mewoga?
>>214257487Isn't Kirsch an android?
>>214255163if you're pirating, FX broadcast is the option till the torrent gets upFirst episodes were fineThe last one felt like FX is milking the shit out this showMost of the time you get 42-45 | 15-18 minutes (show | ads)Alien is getting 55-60 | 30-35 minutes
>>214258119yes, like Ash, he is a robot
>>214256952Profit is generated through labour
Having episode 5 not be episode 1 seems like an artistic decision that could have gone either way.
>>214252346It spreads its roots through the vents and whatnot and grow new flower bud thingy. Like a giant mushroom system.
>>214258382Maybe it'll make boy sprout flowers from his ears and grow into a tree
>>214258290It works better this way.For one, if you have it as episode one no one will care, you're just rehashing Alien.Two, it gives Morrow motivations and background, to contrast the villain we've been shown.Honestly my biggest gripe is the fucking "woops turns out Kavalier has been the big bad the whole time!" That was absolutely fucking retarded and destroys any sense of coincidence or intrigue
>>214251846Bad writing. I bet those writers have zero knowledge of biology.
>>214257704>Bezos and Elon uses easily breakable glass windows in their rocket ships to save moneylol
>laugh at the usually shitty music at the end of every episode>this time it's smashing pumpkinsoh no they got me
>>214258417How is cavalier the “big bad”?Calling him that because he’s acting against yutani is like saying she’s goodI actually don’t think he’s gonna die this season
>>214258506He intentionally organized the death of dozens of innocent crew. Sabotaging a ship to CRASH LAND INTO YOUR CITY killing thousands of people is objectively big bad material.
>>214258613NahXeno is big bad
Episode 5's concept just feels like they wanted to remake Alien 1 again but then realized Romulus already tried to do that so they threw in all the other ayylmaos in instead.
>>214254904yes, this episode justified all his actions
>>214258703i think it was the other way around. someone wrote a script with the other aliens then some producer saw it and slapped the alien franchise on it
I no longer care about this world. All the characters are either dumb or unlikable, and Morrow's daughter died so I don't even care about him succeeding. Wendy and all the other synths are too annoying to be interesting, the brother is a wet blanket, and we all know every Prodigy person dies. Where's the tension now, which alien kills which person? Why Yutani doesn't get her live Xeno?What a flop.
I think it's pretty poetic how Morrow is a cyborg, hating his human half, but all the while being the most human character we meet, and also the most robotic character we meet. I kind of doubt the writers thought of it that much, but it's still pretty cool.
>>214253712It was shocking to see them being so casual around the guys who were facehugged. They should have been airlocked right away, since they lost many people trying to capture that dangerous alien species. >Nigger + kike ahh... it makes sense. lol
>>214249865Eye bro will attack him, he will survive but get severely injured so he will transfer his mind to a hybrid body, unfortunately despite being young he is not a kid so procedure goes wrong and ends up with brain damage, Yutani then shows up and takes control of Prodigy after get lawyers manage to get the video evidence that he caused the sabotage on the research vessel
>>214253855Excellent! Someone is going to buy some of your stock! :^)
>>214253979>the Ticks and the Eye escaping were insane, and both where the fault of the black woman.Earth is already fucked up, thanks to negress.
>>214258665xeno is not concerned with morality, it is an animalcorpos are the big bad as they always have been
>>214249287The should have done the whole tv series about morrows crew instead of the retards kids hybrid.
>>214254225he is your average autistic gook chud like you.
>>214258805How do you handle an egg anyways without synths around?
>>214258805>They should have been airlocked right away,How many more times did they need to beat you over the head with 'the cargo is top priority'?
>>214258738That's the core of Alien, all decisions are based on corporate decisions that always end up bad for the humans involved. Every single time they're idiots because corporate requires useful idiots to do their biddingRipley was the oddity not the standard
>>214249865Wendy, Nibs, and Curly will beat him to death for experimenting on the poor misunderstood xenomorph in a triumphant moment for women everywhere
>>214258983You don't. Flamethrower that shit.Greedy evil corpos never fucking learn. WeiYu, Umbrella corp, etc. They never fucking learn.
why are all the characters retarded? the Morrow guy seems like the only well written character in the entire show, everyone else acts like a child
>>214258506How is he not? He clearly has been evil the whole time.>>214259077Almost all horror films/shows have to have all the characters act like idiots because talented writers don't really do horror.
>>214259077It's Alien. The future of mankind is becoming useful idiots that are only good for consumerism
>>214258999Yeah, I get that. Cargo > crew, always has been in Alien. But “top priority” doesn’t mean the scientists suddenly forget basic quarantine procedures. Even WY wouldn’t risk PR meltdown on Earth by having lab techs stroll around in polos while two guys are basically walking bio-bombs. That’s not corporate ruthlessness, that’s just sloppy writing.>>214258983Not the point. You don’t “handle” it. That’s why the whole situation should look clinical, armored, automated - not casual. The way it’s shot makes it feel like the Company hired interns from a mall science fair, not the hyper-paranoid bioweapons division they’re supposed to be.tl;dr: bad writing
>wake up from cryo>some zoomer informs you the captain's dead>his delivery is like listing off groceries
The number of non synth characters is too low there’s what like 4 eggs left and only 8 named possible hosts. Boy, brother, Sylvia science guy, business guy and the 2 fodder marines. Then there’s the eye, plant, fly and tick. And I think one of the kids goes crazyAssuming each one kills a named character that leaves -1 survivors. Also my theory is eye is going to bodysnstch morrow and get a Wi-Fi connection to talk to boy or something
>>214259193Petrovich sabotaged the ship and the enclosures so the facehuggers attacked twoembers of the crew. They're not full blown idiots just enough so a greedy chief Engineer can cause them to be killed off
>>214258499Wherever I May Roam >>>>> Cherub Rock
>>214258851Or he gets face hugged panic transfers and the alien bursts out mid procedure
>>214254988WY builds trillion-dollar ships but stores bioweapons in Ikea glassware, no hazmat, food on the counter. That’s not “corporate greed,” that’s Looney Tunes containment protocols. Suspension of disbelief = gone.
>I'M THE FIRES STATAH>TWISTED FIRESTATAH
>>214259077It's not just that they're dumb, they also seem to have zero sense of danger or mortality. The guy who woke up Morrow was more interested in talking about how he was peeking at people having sex over the fact that dangerous aliens broke out and killed some crew. Then when everyone else was gathering, they were all still behaving like kids in a classroom chatting amongst themselves while the temp teacher fails to control the class. Again, this is despite that people just died and dangerous aliens are on the loose. Then there's that engineering kiddo who is full on dumb as bricks. And yes, they KNOW the aliens are dangerous since the Pretov guy was telling Boy about his gf getting eyefucked by another alien's eggs.>>214259130There's dumb, and there's 'people flat out not behaving like people'.
>>214259443>It's not just that they're dumb, they also seem to have zero sense of danger or mortality. The guy who woke up Morrow was more interested in talking about how he was peeking at people having sex over the fact that dangerous aliens broke out and killed some crew. Then when everyone else was gathering, they were all still behaving like kids in a classroom chatting amongst themselves while the temp teacher fails to control the class. Again, this is despite that people just died and dangerous aliens are on the loose.Maybe they're just desensitized at that point. How many people did they lose collecting all dem aliens?
>>214259303The ticks and eye thingy breaking out was all on them though. Even without the sabotage, you'll still have those bloodsucking ticks lurking around.
>>214258070I desperately want to decorate my room with the aesthetic that Alien has going on. But I just have no eye for it.
Why do they put these ugly disgusting things on TV? Look at it, is she deformed or something? A hunchback? Who wants to watch this? It makes me sick.
>>214259799She basically got half the crew killed with her negligence. It's perfect casting
>>214259799i find it funny she was eating next to all those dissected aliensgreat containment protocols
>>214259889It is very realistic. DEI kills everyone regardless.
>>214259922With subtitles on you can read the background chatter when they are having a meeting in the mess. She sees the asian perve smoking and says "this is why I eat in the lab." Still stupid.
>>214259474also after 65 years of getting in and out of cryo, they're probably all pretty burned out
Can you guys cool it with the racism?You're making Sid sad.
>>214251660i don't live in a desert, so no problem.
>>214249865He won't because the Eye will puppetteer him.
>>214256720>>214256909Low-T detected.
I just finished watching and can finally join the shitposting>best moment: Cutiellus trying to warn her that the tick escapedI don't want to like him, but I do now>good moment: Cutiellus attacking a fucking xenomorph like a chadThis nigga even bit him wtf>worst moment: Xeno walking around with T-Rex hands and peeking through the door like a chickenThey massacred my boy. This xeno behaves more like a cat than a perfect organism.>wtf moment: Engineer ApprenticeWhy the fuck should I believe that there's a literal retard going through a 65 year appenticeship on such an important research vessel? Every time we see him, he is doing no work at all and just spouting bullshit."I'm an Engineer Apprentice, but I don't know what an Apprentice is!" - Come the fuck on.
>>214260064The most competent person is the black cyborg though.
>>214260456>Cutiellus trying to warn her that the tick escapedIt wasn't. It was actually calling attention specifically so she won't notice the tick escaping.
>>214260528Well that makes sense.Anyway: He smart.
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