>My main goal is to kill Harry>I'll take my sweet ass time and accuse my most loyal followers of being lazy cunts>Even though I want Harry dead, I'll torture him first>Yes, I'll duel him instead of using a curse that's equivalent of killing someone with a gun at point blank range>He escaped? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!Why is Voldemort such an incredibly retarded villain?
You just don't get it do you?
>>214251748i want to fugg harry, ron and draco
He's an angsty teen who became a snake what did you expect?
>>214251748those girls are already wild. people want to watch REAL girls, gone wild. its about the transformation.
>>214251830i want to watch real BOYS, gone wild
>My main goal is to kill Harry>I'll take my sweet ass time and accuse my most loyal followers of being lazy cunts>Even though I want Harry dead, I'll torture him first>Yes, I'll duel him instead of using a curse that's equivalent of killing someone with a gun at point blank range>He escaped? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!>Why is Voldemort such an incredibly retarded villain?
>>214252344I'm white.
JK didn’t plan the whole series from the beginning. She did better than Fatman of Tax House.
>>214251748No shit. He was seething he goofed and got himself killed by a baby. Plus all his most important followers were watching. Wrecking Harry in a duel would be the perfect chance for him to get some respect back.
Wasn't Harry basically the last essence of his soul or whatever?
>>214254591Not at this point. He ends up being the last after all the others are destroyed. Voldemort had no idea and killed himself when he killed Harry.
All I want to know is why he doesn't have a nose
>>214255184Nobody nose
>>214255338A bit on the nose, don't you think?
>>214251748if he killed harry there we would have found out about the horcruxes 3 books too early
>>214255679very odd they didn't mention them sooner.>by the way, this is the whole point of what the bad guy is doing.he finally appears for realsies in the fourth book, they don't even mention Horcruxes until the sixth one (of seven).
>>214251748Have you ever seen a movie, pal?
>>214255888I am not your pal.
>>214251748he can't kill harry anon thats a pretty central plot point to the story he's like incapable of killing harry and that's why he needs someone else to do it with the elder wand
>>214255761>>214255761Bitch had no idea when she was writing book 1 how big this franchise was going to go, and was clearly coming up with the next book after the previous one was published. For someone flying by the seat of her pants she did alright.It's like criticising Tolkien for the Hobbit not fully emphasising the importance of the ring years before LOTR was thought up
>>214251748>Why is Voldemort such an incredibly retarded villain?written by a woman
>>214251748Voldemort literally spent years creating horcruxes based around historical wizards. His entire existence was seething over being half-blood scum, and going out of his way to show how deep in his roots he was. It's like when some black dude from the burbs takes their first african studies class in college and suddenly walks around in a dashiki when they come back for break. Voldemort stupidly used Harry's blood to rebirth himself, which extends Harry's moms love enchantment. And even then, he only did that because he was too dumb to realize that he unknowingly fucked himself in the first place when he tried sparing Lily.
>>214256205>It's like criticising Tolkien for the Hobbit not fully emphasising the importance of the ring years before LOTR was thought upto be fair, he outright pulled a George Lucas. went back and changed the 'Riddles in the Dark' chapter to pretend the magic ring was justasplanned.jpg all along:https://www.ringgame.net/riddles.html
>>214251823>On All Levels Except Physical, I am a Snake>DEH
>>214251748Last time he was quick and efficient about it and it turned him into a semi-ghost for 12 years. 12 years of unexistance agonizing over one mistake of being to confident. He had his reasons to be carefull and test the water every time he dealt with Harry. Even that last time when Harry literally presents himself to be killed voldy hesitates because he knows magic trickery deus ex machina bullshit is always an option in the dullest franchise in movie history.
>>214251748He should have just skipped the magic and stabbed him.
>>214251748Because he had to show dominance otherwise his followers would doubt him. This happens in the final battle when Harry stops pretending to be dead and half of the Deatheaters just bail on Voldermort since he kept jobbing to a teenager.
>>214254591>>214254820He's been a horcrux ever since Voldemort tried to kill him as a baby. That's why he has the scar
>>214251748>his mango
>>214251748It's worse in the fifth movie because in the fifth movie he actually didn't make this mistake again. First moment Voldie meets Harry in the ministry he just tries to AK him immediately and only Dumbledore's intervention saves the day.
>>214260879in the fifth book he actually didn't make this mistake again I mean
>>214251748You tell him to use a gun and faggots are like>but wizards can't use guns, it's beneath them!Then use a knife? Wizards don't use blades, one of the oldest weapons on Earth? Harry has a magical sword for fuck's sake. There are no other magical blades? Stab him. Cut his head off.
>>214260940His followers would lose all respect for him, his entire thing is being the big wizard who wants to rule the world by wizarding hard
deh
Why didn't Harry just buy a gun from a paki and shoot Voldemort?
>>214255511*upvotes*
>>214251748a villain is only as smart as his writer
>>214257384
>>214251748He’s the perfect antagonist to Harry because Harry is a bumbling idiot himself who only stumbles in to success every time.
