>Times you acted like Baron Samedi
>>214252072I stole a bike one time.
Deaths in this movie are so kino.>webm related>samedi gets closed into a coffin full of vipers>claw guy gets kicked out of a moving train with his claw still attached to a window frame
>>214252140I still remember my dad loudly saying What The Fuck when Big explodes kek. That and the jumpscare at the end spooked me as a kiddo
>>214252072I used to not like James bond , but thats because Ive only seen Die another day and after. The older movies are better , this one is great , one of the best Bond Girls too...
>>214252140He certainly has an inflated opinion of himself. A used to laugh like Samedi when I would oogle and suck on my ex's boobs.
>>214252072Yes, A few times when I have acted like hot shit right before I ate shit and also laughing like a lunatic in a smug amusing manner (mostly in the car when I hear something funny).
>Bond has a motherfucking machete duel with an evil spirit>its over in just 12 secondsI will admit that Live And Let Die is kino but I will NEVER forgive them for this.
>>214252140This gave somebody a bursting fetish I bet.
>>214252140gassy cobson moment
>>214253891>with an evil spiritthe voodoo stuff was all fake to hide the drug smuggling , he was just a henchman
>>214252429Do you like the Timmy Dalton flicks?
One time I came back from the dead and I laughed, then I went home.
>>214252140Nutty Professor gone wrong
>>214252072What does he even do? Just creep about at funerals or something?
>>214252140Technically Baron Samedi doesn't die. Also I'm pretty sure he's the only James Bond henchman to ever live.
>>214257046what about Jaws?
>>214257046and let die?
>>214252140Me and my brother laughed our asses off when we first saw this, damn near ruined the tape replaying it.
>>214257046Doesn't Jaws get to live happily ever after with his cute gf? And didn't Nick Nack just get packed into a suitcase?
>>214258380He's left in a cage in the crow's nest at the end of Man With the Golden Gun, presumably handed over to the authorities and jailed. So that's three, at least.
Most satisfying classic Bond death scenes?
>>214259111>No. For me.*drops*
>>214252072I laugh heartily after trolling people epicly
i thought we'd watch them all together. but then i ruined everything
>>214259111Still makes me cringe watching this. What a horrible way to go.
>>214259640He was a real douche
>>214259640
>mumbles at you softly
>>214252072I really like rum and cigars.
See ya
>>214252140>that awful cheesy fight>braps to death and explodes like he has gunpowder in himlost
>>214259878unironically more disturbing than a horror movie
>>214259878License to Kill was wild
>>214260389he sure gave him the boot
>>214260415>main theme stingkino
>>214260389>Bond wearing regular black socks and not dress socks
>>214252072I wore face paint and a white jacket once.
>>214252072I would main him in the video game
>>214259878>>214259111>these two scenes>the guy who gets sharked>the guy who gets sealed inside a maggot bini'm sure i'm missing some othersbunch of gnarly kills in LtK
>>214252072I always played as him on Goldeneye multiplayer. Either him or Siberian Special Forces
>>214260652this but if someone chooses Oddjob I switch to Natalya because her height counters his
best bond girl and it's not even close
>>214260730Nah, she looks too indianthis is the patrician's choice
>>214260493Would be a bit innapropriate for a boot.
>>214252072It's going to be a booooootiful day
>>214260730Heavily agreed. Women from back in this era don't look good for a variety of reasons, but Seymour in this movie is insanely hot.
>>214255419Dalton flicks were maligned for being too gritty and too modern, but really they were perfect products for their time and Dalton was a fine Bond. After Goldeneye all Bond films lost their soul and became goofy corporate products full of strong women.
>>214260588Bond's final payback of lighting the villain on fire (with Felix's lighter) is fairly ruthless.
>>214259979this was a very out of place sequence for For Your Eyes Only, which was otherwise a pretty down to earth entry with few outlandish elements
>>214252072One time I hung around in an Egyptian temple and laughed at some fool that came in waving a gaudy pen and lighter, then he left and I laughed some more.
>>214261023Both Dalton movies are just too stock. They come off as contractual obligations and just presented as genre yarns. Bond for better or worse should be more about spectacle and Brosnan movies were a return to that form.Dalton was alright as Bond, but just merely alright.
>>214261023Dalton was supposed to get a third Bond film, people assume because he didn't that it must have been backlash that stopped it, but really he got unlucky and caught up in yet more rights issues that cropped up, as per usual for the Bond franchise, that delayed the next film for several years, and by the time it was cleared up and ready to go, the Cold War had ended and we were well into the 90s, so it was decided to go with a new Bond and new fresh take for the post Cold War era, and Brosnan had previously been sought after for the role but was tied up with the Remington Steele show at that time, so they went back to him.
>>214261151I don't agree in the slightest. Living Daylights is classic Bond, with a suave, cool Bond, a great Bond girl and a fun vibe with your stunts and gadgets, benefitting greatly from the younger Dalton after the increasingly wrinkly Moore, and License to Kill was a cool alternate take on Bond with a more violent gritty tone that got to show a more menacing Bond and more ruthless villains. I think for a guy that only made two films, he left a big mark, in two very different takes.GoldenEye is great, but it's also the only great one Brosnan was in. Tomorrow Never Dies and World is Not Enough are solid, with really good action, but not spectacular entries, Die Another Day just flat out stinks, my least favorite after A View to a Kill
>>214261233I never understood the glazing Dalton movies get. Is it because they are considered underdogs?The scripts are trite stock shite. Going against some random drug lords and some (n+1)th iteration of soviet spy shit was so low energy it might as well have been a set of tv movies.If you sit down and extrapolate what Bond movies are at their core these two have those elements the least.
>>214261151Bond may have always had elements of the fantastical in them but post Goldeneye Brosnan movies were cartoons and went too far in the goofball direction and lost all sense of style and coolness, and the post Brosnan films are not James Bond movies at all, just corporate fanfiction that never stepped away from being cartoon Jason Bourne clones filmed by pretentious fart sniffers who genuinely thought they were too classy for the material and far more clever than they actually are.
>>214261474explain this
>>214260792
>>214261505So...was he really an actual Loa? Or just some sort of trickster faking his emise?
>>214252072hahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>214258380>Yfw Jaws into spaced and is living the Newtype dream
>>214259111>>214260588>>214261064>the guy who fucking blows up
>>214263046>they show him the axe before killing himabsolutely sadistic
>>214252140Christ, Bond movies are stupid.
>>214260389Why didn't he just grab the net?
>MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>214263643*constantly rolls around in your path*
>>214258380I thought he throws the suitcase with nick nack into the water, a horrible claustrophobic drowning death.
>>214252072one time i tripped and fell into a puddle and half my face was brown
>>214252140>him pointing at the sharklmao
>>214252072blacks take voodoo seriously and kill people to eat them and get their powers or favor from demons, besides your usual sacrifices. that being said I think baron samedi is a good depiction of a powerful african sorcerer, although I dont believe any redpills about black culture was given in that movie.
>>214263709No, Nick Nack is in a cage at the end while they're sailing back from the island
>>214252140*slide whistle*
>>214252140I keep watching this and laughing like a retard
>>214266352
>>214252072Every fuckin day.
>>214266412I love it.If it bothers you so much, edit it out yourself.
>>214266429This.So much THIS.
>>214259979I’LL BUY YOU A DELICATESSEN
>>214252140did he stick a full pack of oxygum in his mouth and he exploded?
>>214267474he could have spit it out but it just tasted so darn good
>>214252140>>214266412The Moore era was so goofy lmao. Reminder these are his "peak" movies.
License to Kill took some stuff from the Live and Let Die novel so it is kind of fitting that both movies have great villain deaths. And the same Felix, even though that was a weird choice. >>214268393Are they? Didn't Moore really hit his stride with The Spy Who Loved Me?
>>214263643>being hit in the hat still counts as a headshotworst character in goldeneye
>>214259111>Sanchez's scientists dissolve cocaine in petrol and sell it disguised as fuel to Asian drug dealers.Is this a good plan? Couldn't you like sell the cocaine or something?
>>214269466that's what they're doing? you still need to export the cocaine, by dissolving it in petrol they can hide it for international transport. in real life that wouldn't work, because gasoline is only used to extract alkaloids from the coca leaves, which are then dried and processed... mixing the powder back into gasoline would just waste it.. but if we pretend in universe the chemistry works its fine
>>214256951He keeps the locals at bay and in line by acting as a Voodoo priest / mystical figure. He's also a spiritual advisor to Kananga. He's unique as a henchmen because he's not directly involved with dealing with Bond until the very end, and he clearly was more focused on staying alive rather than killing Bond outright.
>>214252140>Written by Andrew Dobson
