How the heck do you make a historically accurate Werewolf movie?
>guy gets bitten by a rabid wolf>becomes rabid himself>attacks a few villagers>dies
Underworld+The Boy in Stripped Pajamas (vamps are the jews, ofc)
>>214253788Throw a bunch of 13th century historical details in with your take on Dog Soldiers, cause let's face it, there will never be a better werwulf movie than that.
>>214253788Make him a witch who forged a pact with the devil.
>>214253788le rabiesle mental illness
>>214253832dogshit.I'd rather watch fucking American Werewolf in Paris, or Christina Ricci Cursed.
>>214253788Make it about this chad?
>>214254287You have shit taste.
>hideous werewolf monster rapes a man’s wife >wife later meets the man who’s actually a werewolf later >he transforms and she loves it >werewolf gets killed by husband There’s the movie.
>>214253788he means no niggers and hes right
>>214253788Picrel was kino. Technically it's historical.
>>214253788I guess you'd have to live in a magical world where "werewolves" existed in its history. Your question contradicts itself.
>>214254368Iron Chef chairman? No thank you.
>>214254392But Jeremy Renner is in it.
>>214253788>historically accurate>Werewolf movie??????????????
>>214253788Make it about Peter Stumpp
>>214253788We need a wifewolf movie.
>>214253788>How the heck do you make a historically accurate Werewolf movie?by remaking romasanta
>10 minute knotting scene>sister looks at the family dog and bites her lip
>>214254521people believed in werewolves. you have to make one about the real accounts. it would be nice to know what they actually believed in Romania or whatever. I think werewolves may have been seen as avenging spirits or something and not monsters
>>214253832That movie sucks.
it's a man-wolf, not a man that turns into a wolf.
>>214254368Bloodborne?
>>214254350That doesn't make dog soldiers a good fucking movie.
>>214254521there were many reports of werewolves in the middle ages
>>214253788>>214254521like >>214254574 said;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stumpp
>>214253788historically accurate leg hair
He already did an accurate werewolf.
Make a 3 hour kino about a female werewolf hunting down a human male for the purpose of sex
I LIKE TO MAKE WEREWOLF MOVIES
>>214254375No, you didn't understand his question. Eggers gimmick is supposedly doing movies grounded in hard reality, and claimed The Witch was very open to interpretation about what was actually happening (most people assumed this meant the family had eaten food they'd grown that had developed a hallucinogenic fungus and were dying and delirious.) of course, he threw out that idea with Nosferatu already so it's kind of a moot point.
No blacks, arabs, or asiansThat’s about it
>>214258234African myth has were-hyenas, which I'd love to see someday.
>>214253788You give it a big red werecock
>>214253788First Nosferatu, now this?Dude is too talented to be fucking with this bullshit.
>>214253788I wanna see a movie with the supposed ointment.
>>214253788You make the period it is set in accurate to history
>>214258481He did flying ointment already in VVitch. It's so crazy to me to think that one of the most common cultural images, one we have children dress up in emulation of for fun, is based on women jamming hallucinogen covered sticks inside their pussies, lmfao
