>I want one six pack a day, for the rest of my life.
>>214254622Family status?
>>214254639ought to will be executedjust keep on walking
>>214254622BRO
Memes are hot tonight
>I saw an owner of thr store playing with a six pack size of one tangerine
>>214254696
>>214254622>They didn’t tell you how I got these scars?
>no, I execute the family>what family?
>>214254716the owner of the board has treated me to one meme. i have one meme
>Let me get this straight. You think that the owner of one of the most profitable grocery stores in the world, has treated you a six pack of beer and has forgotten to tell me…. And your plan is to execute the family of anyone who says anything? Good luck.
>>214254922>the family of anyoneNo no...not mine...
>>214255102>>214254696KEK
>THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE OWNER LISTS ME, MY SIX PACK, YOUR FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE BEER
>>214255533FIRST ONE TO DRINK GETS TO STAY IN MY STORE
NEVERTHELESS
>>214255533>You're a big beer>Fowty
>>214254622What is the context of this? Who is this guy?
>>214255854They didn’t tell you?
>>214255854They didn't tell you?
>nevertheless....NEVERTHELESS
>>214255869>>214255875>>214255884
>>214255854You and your whole family ought to be executed.
Language
>Owner of the store, I'm being treated to one six pack of beer
>>214257386>um you don’t get to tell him
>I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET WHAT I OWN AND HE JUST GETS TO BE TREATED BY THE OWNER OF THE STORE? WHAT A JOKE. I SHOULD HAVE EXECUTED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
>I thought I could be treated by the owner of this store. I thought it was something you'd never see again in your life. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... onee six pack>He begged for his life and the life of his entire family>Oh... they didn't tell you?
>You can not drink beer, right here!
>There are few things I care about less than beer. I have a six pack every day: free and within the store, preferably from the owner. Any store will do. I don't want to fight for my beer. I don't want some black motherfucker impersonating the owner to get it for me.I like good beer but I don't want to fight for it, and I don't want to execute a whole family for it. It's a beverage; it's not a lifestyle.
>>214258955
>Do you realize? Do. You. Realize something? Let me tell you: If the owner of the store finds out that we weren’t told, he could condem our family and execute us.
I can't believe he doesn't eat any of the chips behind him. Salty snacks are a great accompaniment to beer.
>>214260277The owner only treated him with the six pack. Anything more than that was pushing it.
>>214260219kek
>>214259830
>>214260219Kino
>>214255854the owner treated him
>>214254622KEK
>>214259830>>214259928>>214260219lol
>>214257386>Tell me about the midge, why does he drink the six pack>Lots of generosity for an owner of this store>He didn't tell me so good, who wants to try next?
>>214254622daring synthesis
>>214260219>they could condemn our six pack, and we'd have to have move a beer out of it
>>214254622Kek
>>214254845>>214255533>>214255563My sides
>>214254727>>214254760>>214254922Underrated posts>>214259928>>214258955LOL
>>214259830KEK
bump for great justice
>>214255854They did not tell you?
>I know! How about another joke, Murray?>What do you get when you cross a boozed up Mexican with a black security guard that distrusts him and treats him like trash!?>I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
was the bad language really necessary?
>>214265783*langwich
>Nevetheless, NEVERTHELESS--Such a shame we'll never know what he said after that
When I was in Burma, a long time ago, my friends and I were working for the local grocery store. They were trying to buy the loyalty of store owner by keeping the store safe. But their six packs were being taken in a forest north of Rangoon by a midget. So we started looking for the six packs. But after six months, the store owner still didn't tell us. One day I found a midget drinking with a six pack the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been treated by the store owner.
>>214267773>BurmaWe call it Myanmar now, don't we?
