>We are going to the horizon...the event horizonWhat?
>>214256342I need to watch this movie again and actually pay attention. It didn't help that my girlfriend (now wife) was sucking my dick during the movie.
>>214256425Your wife did the same thing to me when I was trying to watch it. What the fuck is her problem?
>>214256425Where we're cumming, she won't need eyes to see.
>>214256458You see, your cocks existed in the same space and time. Its called a gravity's rainbow. Six billion cocks cried out as they gently wept, and were suddenly silenced, like the lambs.
Weird, tried to show this movie to my Ex, but it made her horny too.Available now on For-Kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!Buy an ad.
>>214256425>>214256458>>214256500>>214256516>>214256698these all read like bot posts
>>214256791Where we're going, we won't need bots to post.
>>214256791You read like a bot post. Didn't you see the hilarious way I typed '4K'? Though back in reality I think some space faggot just watched Event Horizon, got mind-fudged and is spamming up the board.
>grabs pen and paper>stabs paper with pen>behold a wormhole>suddenly there's a piercing whistling noise>paper starts to flutter>first man holding the paper grabs it with both hands>the chair he's sitting on begins to squeak on the floor as it's dragged along>paper flies down onto the floor>woman in room jumps up from chair and rushes to the door but she slips and falls down>first man falls off chair and kicks it towards the paper>the chair tips over, rattles along the floor and then a chair leg gets stuck in the hole in the paper>mans foot is dragged towards the hole, he flips over and pushes himself up but can't stand with his leg stuck>second man is standing back against a wall watching all this>the woman slides along floor towards the hole, peddling her legs desperately to stay away from the hole but her feet can't get any traction>first man's foot reaches the hole and he starts screaming>woman starts screaming>first man's shoe is sucked into the hole, then his foot>his arms lose strength and he flops onto the floor then his ankle is broken as his leg is twisted and sucked into the hole>woman is kicking furiously, trying to hold onto a nearby table but she keeps getting dragged towards the hole>first man's knee bends backwards as his calf is swallowed by the hole>he screams in rapid hyperventilations as his entire leg is eaten by the hole up to his pelvis, then his second leg cracks upwards viciously>his screams turn into a choking gurgle as his torso is crushed and squeezed and sucked into the half inch hole in the paper in the centre of the floor>the woman loses her grip on the table and rapidly skims towards the hole, the first man clutching and pulling her closer in desperation to pull himself out>her legs and arm are minced as the force of the hole sucks them through the mans abdomen>"In English doc" says the second man
>>214256342>weir>weirdlol i get it
>>214256853yeah man *hits bongerino pupperino* event horizon is so like mind blazing my dog. like scratches and maggots on vhs tapes whoa
they released a prequel comic last month that follows the original crew
>>214256942oh...my...heckin...POPSICLE STICK ON A FRIED POGO BATMANERINO! like the crew that like, flieded the space shuttle and got the oomba oomba magic torturino all dead? whoa
>>214256942Yeah this is an advert.
