To Jurassic Park
chilli...welcome to sea bass
>Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have everything under control?>I am totally appreciated in my time.>You can run this park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days.>You think that kind of automation is difficult? On Linux?>Anybody can network eight machines and de-bug two million lines of code on my salary.>I am sorry to be paying you so much, I really am. But we spared no expenses.>You're absolutely right. I'm being difficult.>Oh by the way Biosyn tried to persuade me to steal from you. You should beef up security.
>>214256380Good thing nobody dropped a Snickers wrapper and ruined the big door
>>214256638> Oh, Dennis! Thanks for debugging the tour program, the deadlights aren't running off the battery anymore and the tour is off to a fantastic start!
>>214256638>Dennis you are doing a great job! have a huge bonus!>end of movie
>>214257808no wait, I want a full tour where every dinosaur showed up and behaved.>GET HYPED, EVERYBODY!!! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock!!!
>>214257808>For you, my dearest friend Nedry, I'll spare no expense.
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why would you build a park on an island where you have to transport everything including:>guests>employees>food>hardwareetcyou'd have to charge more just because people would have to ferry or helicopter in.how are you gonna get rid of all that dino poop?it's easier to build on the mainland
>>214258869Private island = less inspections and public eye. Tons of people died during the construction. In fact they disguised all the raptor attacks as "construction accidents"
>>214257889would be very comfy watching them all have fun and this guy living>A TOAST TO THE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE! TO NEDRY!
>>214257889>maybe that big storm will swing south like the last one>oh great it is. Kids... Who wants ice cream?
>>214259367In the novel, it's green tea and ginger ice cream. Never heard of anything like it and it doesn't sound particularly good, but I want to try it.
>>214256638Thanks Dad!
>>214259402I've had it, it's pretty much ok. Good thread guys.
>>214260728Now in this scenario it would make sense for Nedry to be Hammond's son. Dennis is just helping his dad with his programming skills. He doesn't need the money, but Hammond insisted on paying him generously.
Does the "my wife's daughter" thing still count if youre fucking them both?
Spielberg is a hack
>>214256445>dinosaurs in general are fake>"feathered dinosaurs" in are a chinaman fake in particular>every "feathered dinosaur" illustration even looks like a chinaman's painting of fictional creatures Clockwork.
>>214259171>They were all meat-eaters
>>214256380I always wondered about those torches, like what happens when it rains, do they have a some waggie janitor replacing the oil every day or what
>>214265164How do they get gas to all those stoves in all those houses?
