cast him
>>214258850Fake
>>214258850David Bowie?
>>214258850
he cute
>>214258850ishowspeed
>actively avoid humans>cast him Me
This nigga intense.
Do they have a secret hyper-advanced society?
>>214258850What does he know that we don’t?
>>214258850>>214259364Miles Davis would've been great
>>214258850he knows what we did
>>214258850Any christcuck care to share why god would make a monkey in his image?
>>214259781he didn't make animals in his image, only man.
>>214258850Barack Hussein ObamaAKA Barry Soetoro
>>214259807Cope, all life and beauty comes from the Lord.
>>214259807"In his image" means capability to reason, not physical features. God isn't just some guy.
>>214260182/thread
>>214259364Trump?
>>214260182Don't angels have the ability to reason as well? Are they also made in his image? Genuine question, Christian mythology has always interested me
>>214258850>>214259364>>214260484THESE ARE FUCKN ALIUMS!!!!!!!!
>>214259781Making a David Bowie monkey is based.
>>214260514no they were created for distinct roles such as being messengers, warriors etc... blessed with holy knowledge and heavenly powers in respect to their heavenly role this is why betrayal of the fallen angels was so terrible. They corrupted humanity with heavenly knowledge and used their powers take the woman of man as wives birthing the Nephilim.Man did not have the generational wisdom at that time to wisely know how to wield all the new tech this knowledge from the angels created for man. So their was much bloodshed and sorrow as a result of the fallen angels on earth and the blood of man was corrupted by fallen angel dna. The Nephilim also caused much sorrow and death for man.
Cast him
>>214261293Sacha Baron Cohen
>>214261293Adrien Brody
>>214262052thats a good choice but i think only Daniel Day Lewis could actually pull it off talent wise
>>214261293me every Friday night
>>214262074nice fur anon
>>214259825Only man bears his image.
>>214258850He probably lives in the area with niggers, I avoid those too
>>214261293Michael Caine
>>214262103Worse, I understand him perfectly
>>214262115That part of India is full of Chinks
>>214262154SOUL GLO
>>214262686Just a different color of street shitting.
>>214262686You would think they would thank Brahma that people don't assume they are from India.
>>214262894They literally hold protests demanding to be called Indians. Their regions are full of tribal warfare among themselves which they try to escape by going to to central India where Indian looking Indians are racist towards them and call them chinks.
>>214262707Maybe
>>214263042hol up what's that about cannibalism
>>214262686>>214263042>>214263071Imagine trying to convince people that you are Indian rather than litrrally anything else. What a grim existence that must be.
>>214261293Daniel Larson in his film debut
>>214261293Charles Dance
>>214258850>>214259364Seal
>>214258850I've never seen a blue eyed monkey
>>214258850I look like that
>>214260182>God isn't just some guy.He acts like "some guy", though. Moses talks him down from murdering people.
>>214263391>what you think you look like vs what you actually look like
>>214263263monkey
>>214258850>actively avoids humansPrimates don't like humans at all lol, they aren't special
>>214262686I feel bad for them. I don't know if they are ethnic Chinese, Koreans or Japanese, but being born in island that belongs to India is a curse.
>>214260182God is circumcised though, which implies he at least has a penis
>>214258850>>214259364That's the forest dude from Princess Mononoke.
>>214260484Lol wtf I actually see intelligent concern and/or disdain on the monkey's face.
The aware neurodivergent stare
>>214259364How can people look at this guy and say we have zero connection to apes
>>214263102Dunno what that sign is saying but because they're still very tribal, they do get stereotyoed as cannibals and dog eaters by Indian Indians (they actually do eat dogs btw)
>>214263907Pretty cool, i hope they can conserve that unique culture and don't mix with the rest of IndiaOn that note being discriminated against by indians is lol
>>214263130I guess they just want acceptence in the society they live in. Their regions are underdeveloped and wrecked with tribal conflict so if they want to get educated and have a career, they go to central India. They just want to be accepted there and make something of themselves. The internet memes about India are the least of their problems.>>214263684It's not even an island, they're connected to the rest of India and next to Bangladesh. I feel sorry too. Would feel sorry for anyone in that position.They are not too shabby at cosplay
>>214259364why is he so angry?
>found in a small region of Western Assam, India no wonder they avoid 'humans'
>>214263787Because evolution is a just a theory. Come on man.
>>214264075Damnhttps://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/monkey-attack-foils-mans-bid-to-rape-6yo-girl/articleshow/113575059.cms
>>214264134did the monkeys really care about the kid or do you think the guy did something else to piss them off?
>>214263974Well a good chunk of them wear Sarees and are Hindu for centuries but other Indians don't really go there on account of how unstable it is.>>214264075Thus is what Assamese pople look like. Don't be mean>>214264134Kek
>>214259086Good call.
>>214260182>believing in 'god'lol, you fucking retards.
>>214258850>tfw you gain a sliver of sentience and realise your species was beat to the punch by a dominant species of primates who are bigger and stronger than you and they already conquered the whole world, meanwhile you are stuck in this pitiable small monkey body in a jungle somewhere and will forever be just a novelty for this far superior species to gawk and occasionallyI'd become a recluse too.
>>214264027He's a misanthrope. He's seen the depraved things that humans do.
Here's your Harvey Weinstein, bro.
>>214260182IncorrectAbility to reason didn't exist until they ate the fruitSo yes image of god is having human anatomy>be created in perfect image of god and declared a very good creation>1000 years later jewgod goes into a murderous rage because of the existence of foreskinsStupid desert fairytales
>>214259364Michael Jackson in blackface
>>214259142I came here this post this
>>214259364>>214258850Why does the monkey avoid humans? If you were smart, you'd avoid them too.
>>214259781Not what you asked for but as a Christian and Chad it's because if you don't have room to doubt then you wouldn't be making choices with full agency. Agency is so important it's what the war in heaven was fought over.
>>214264449Actually that's just catholic weirdness based on greek weirdness. The atonement is so we can repent(change) and be better without our sins weighing us down. Hope this helps.
For me it's the Sifaka lemurhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_7wkVj7k_8
>>214265048>Agency is so important it's what the war in heaven was fought over.Cool fan fiction.
>>214261293The rabbi Shlomo from my local synagogue.
>>214259364Chuds will look at this guy and still deny evolution
>>214260182>>214259807>>214259781You're confusing the why and the how. Evolution is the how, what's in the Bible is the why
>>214264027No banana :(
>>214266226>when the vatican loses the debate
>>214259364>disdain for plebs
>>214266226Evolution isn't reconcilable with orthodox Christian theology. It means that God created all life subject to death and suffering and that this was a good thing, rather than those things being the result of sin.
>>214266432>>214266269I am neither a filthy Papist nor some idol worshipping Eastern Orthodox. God made the universe and everything in it. The study of biology and the theory of evolution is just and advanced form of prayer, a better way of understanding God's creation.
>>214259364I would almost guarantee that these creatures are extremely intelligent and have knowledge about their environment that's far beyond what we've discovered as humans
>>214266805I note that you did not address my criticism in any way. If you study creation through a cracked lens then you aren't learning anything.
>>214259364
>>214264007what rhe fuck, they're on point!Body type makes a huge difference.
>>214267041I would almost guarantee that this poster is extremely unintelligent and has little knowledge about their environment beyond what they've personally experienced as an individual
>>214258850Has anyone tried eating them to see if it cures your boners? We should kill them just in case.
>>214267370This, maybe they have gold in their heads.
>>214258850Non-humans with human-eyes are unnerving
hate all primates...except pongos <3
>>214263440He cute.
>>214263787If you ever look straight into a primate's eyes IRL you'll get this feel. You'll realize you're looking at the proto-nigger, that the nigger is the missing link we've always been looking for, but ((they)) don't want you to know that their golems are a lesser being, not exactly human and only slightly evolved from apes.
>>214267827
>>214267505I get the appeal of keeping apes as "pets" - it would be cool to raise one of these guys from a baby and have an animal-human pet-friend and just hang out and shit.
>trouble in the hood
>>214268080>raising your retarded friend who has the strength to kill you with ease
>>214268212How do they recognize each other? You could easily switch sides to be on the winning side every time.
>>2142597813.5 is closer to 4 than 357, but 3.5 is NOT 4 Lucifer.
>>214268247Every man has the strength to kill his own parents, doesn't mean anything.
>>214268531Smell probably.
>>214268539yes but extra retarded
>>214263042>using signs written in English to protest against Indians that don't consider your Chinese ass to be Indian in India
>>214258850a kino face that's probably used in anime already
>>214268212
>>214264449>And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.>Matthew 16:18Fuck off, Lucifer. You lose in the end, and you fucking know it. Bitch.
>>214268212why you flankin us bro
>>214258850>avoids humansmost sensible animal on earth.
>>214264673>Ability to reason didn't exist until they ate the fruitOh they could reason alright, but they did so in a state of innocence, for they had no knowledge of good or evil, like children. It was only after Eve decided to do what women do, aka fuck up EVERYTHING, that they ate the fruit, lost their innocence, and became corrupted by that knowledge that has fucked us all ever since.Sad, since we've known the nature of women forever, and yet we still allow them to destroy our societies instead of doing our duty and keeping them in line.
>>214267563it's the emperor's new clothes story - if you don't see the imaginary clothes, you're labelled as 'stupid'.if you don't see them as imaginary humans, you're labelled as "raysis".common sense, instinct and so on shows them to be the missing link
>>214258850his white counterpart
>>214258850>>214259364>wypipo been runnin around here
>>214263907Indian Indians are just jealous because dogs usually eat them
>>214258850The real elves.
>>214258850>This ‘cooperative eye hypothesis’, originally proposed in 2001 by researchers at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, suggests that being able to quickly tell the direction of someone’s gaze is an important part of non-verbal communication. This may have been useful to our ancestors when hunting in groups – a quick flick of the eyes from one hunter would be enough to alert the others that they had spotted something.>Surprisingly, though, eyes with a white sclera are rare among the other great apes. This may be because their societies are less cooperative, and it’s more important to hide the direction of gaze from each other, so as not to give away the location of food, for instance.>Other studies have found that, among canines, those species who hunt in groups are much more likely to have eyes with a white sclera than those who hunt alone. But gaze signalling is not the only possible reason for the white sclera in humans and some animals. It may also have evolved as a way to signal physical health – diseases such as hepatitis can discolour the sclera yellow.
>>214268212why don't they just
>>214259807humans are animals.>>214260182There are animals besides humans that can reason.>>214266226Nice cope. Evolution is never mentioned in the bible because the theory hadn't even been invented yet.
>>214269047what you're saying is that africans with yellow schlera are uncooperative, biologically deceitful, and not technically human?
>>214259364Ryan Gosling monkey.
>>214269104REAL MONKEY BEAN
>>214258850That's a man
>>214267041yes, yes. their 3 ounce brain is capable of OH so much more. we should bring them in by the millions, I see doctors, violinists, partridge keepers.ohh they are so wise, know so much. they have the cure for cancer and WE bulldozed the forests down. I was sitting in the driving seat and drove it myself. I just kept driving and 600 million trees fell over one afternoon.how was I so short sighted.these creatures, know more about the universe, than, any, man alive.xoxoxoxo
>>214268531Don't know about those monkeys in particular but chimps can recognize faces. Even from someone they haven't seen in decades.
>>214269171and a re-yul primate
>>214261293Timothy Spall with mutton chops
>>214263246yer no son ev mine
>>214267505Man, farm life is really taking a toll on Jezza...
>>214268212>WORLDSTAR!
Why are monkeys so interesting and captivating, you can look at those little fucks all day long and it will keep you entertained for hours.
>>214269611Idk they freak me out to be honest. The only ones I like are orangutans and gorillas.
>NagalandImagine falling over the wrong side of the Indian/China border due to Britbong fuckery and you have to live with Indians while chinese fly around in hover cars just over the border.
>>214258850whole thread and no one's posted it yet, you HOMOShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRXqr4Y36Zo
>>214269753audio reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9x28flcwaM
>>214267041you're just projecting human traits onto them because they look human
>>214269247You laugh but they have knowledge of every type of plant and insect in their domain including ones we haven't discovered. It's very likely they know to eat certain leaves to treat illnesses etc that we overlook
>>214258850thank god we were able to photograph it and capture its soul
>>214269611Because he look like people but he not people.>>214259781Because he make man evolve from monke (and evangelical retards who interpret the bible literally rather than recognize the obvious simplifications it has to make things more understandable to people who lived thousands of years ago dumb.)
>>214263787because G-d has a great sense of humor
>>214258850How has no one posted it yet?? He’s a perfect match for fallout girl.
>>214270112nope, this is her match
>>214259364He looks up at me like I’m some barbarian king who has just conquered his village. His gaze holds neither fear nor awe as all of my other countless victims have. Instead I detect… pity. I slay the elder in a rage but all of my remaining nights are haunted by eyes that seem to say, “you have everything, but nothing. Fool”
>>214268212monkeys are so cool bros
>>214270169lol fuck ya you got me
>>214259364>The great emerald's power allows me to feel
>>214259364>protect trans kids
>>214270285LMAOAOAOAOAO
>>214259086>>214269104
>>214267041>I would almost guarantee that these creatures are extremely intelligent and have knowledge about their environment that's far beyond what we've discovered as humansWell it's definitely smarter than you that's for sure.
>>214268531The same way dozens of villagers getting into an armed conflict recognize each other.
>>214270355anon was being over the top about it, but humans have been consistent on burning down forests before trying to learn shit about it. Primates in particular would be the creatures to learn specific chains of actions to achieve certain types of drunkenness, healing or predictive conclusions about what's to come.
>>214270004>they have secret knowledge of every atom in the universe and manipulate them all because they're magic space wizardsno. AMAZING rabbits don't eat poisonous plants and know which foods to eat to keep themselves alive!!! they are so wise we should entrust our whole existence to rabbits!every animal eats what it eats because ti's programmed to eat it.how do humans know what the monkeys eat and what the plants do, how do you know? you've never been there.humans are magicians, they found everything out the animal way and then went on to find out why.monkey just dies for a few thousand generations until it starts eating something else and doesn't die.
>>214270601>same monkey picks shit out of its own anus and starts munching on it before screeching at a leaf that dropped nearby then back flips off a tree branch and falls 30 feet onto a rockgeniuses, we can learn so much
>>214269611The same reason midgets are funny/fascinating. They're vaguely humanoid but different.
>>214270169>BOOBA
>>214258850Looks like Clint Eastwood
>>2142588502000s don cheadle2010s chadwick boseman2020s some bong
>>214262894>>214263130you know not every one in the world is a racist piece of shit like you neckbeards
>>214268212football hooligans be like
>>214264616if i pulled that off would he die?
>>214271767in his own lane, flourishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUi1aI8obs
>>214258850I got removed from my circle of friend for pointing that this monkey looks exactly like the singer SealI am not a racist person btw>>214258850
>>214272852I just looked up "the singer Seal" on Googlehe doesn't look like the monkey, he looks like he was ravaged by the monkeywhat the fuck is wrong with his face?Was he clubbed as a baby?
>>214258850seal
The monkey looks white. It has more intelligent look than your average nigger.
>>214271341Shut the fuck up, shitskin.
>>214261293Armenians look like that
>>214258850Lil monke fella size of a tangerine.
>>214272961>I just looked up "the singer Seal" on GoogleThen you should be able to solve the three questions you posed.
>>214258850"humans" yeah we know what that means
>>214272961GOOD MORNING SEAR
