They finally made a good episode
>>214259140can they make a good poster though
>>214259140Doubt
>>214259140I liked the last two episodes, i even like the new alien types.. but one issue i have is that they made the alien way to humanoid it just doesnt work for me the alien was always more animal like and scary in the og trilogy.
>>214259229David redesigned it to be more human like and biomechanical.
>>214259318okay? i dont care what the lore reason or real life reason is why they made it that way, it just doesnt work for me unironically the new alien types (and the asshole cavalie) are saving the show for me (also the director also has no clue how to make something scary /how to make a show/movie scary and dont get me started on the stupid music choices inserting boomer rock) while the og alien drags it down... which is weird.
>>214259399The showrunner is artsy fartsy man that did Legion.Legion went out of its way to be weird and trippy.This will do the same.
The Xenomorth is woke
>>214259140They did? Are they ever going to release it?
>>214259489I thought the last episode #5 was bretty gud and I hated the rest of the show overall
>>214259140ep 5 wasby far the worst so farEpisode 1 was bad but nowhere as bad as 5
>>214259465yes and it was a museum masterpiece for doing it so wellAlien: Earth on the otherhand...started off poorly, but was getting better with Ep 3 and 4, but this latest episode was just straight-to-video trashThe writing was inappropriateThe characters behavior was just bizarre and unprofessionalThe plot was a poor parody of the original filmBut the suspension of disbelief required for this episode was so astronomically high that no other piece of media in the history of time has reached it. There were so many moments that made absolutely no sense, and could never be explained
When do the Predators shows up?
>>214259516>ep 5 wasby far the worst so farwut? how? its the best and felt the most like actual alien
>>214259140Have they had any of the secondary cast from the franchise to show up yet?
It was whatever. I've seen sois make excuses for the characters being dumb and that's one thing and sort of based the female character and black science lady were fuck ups (the apprentice that didn't know what an apprentice was so dumb it stained credulity) but the containment glass shattering like a wine bottle when it hit the floor was laughably bad
everyone on this show is either a robot, a child, or a complete retard but i like the last 3 episodes
why did they send ~12 civilians and less than a handful of security officers to collect at least 5 different aggressive, parasitic alien lifeforms that are all extremely dangerous to humans? half the ship's crew should have been private military personnel armed to the teeth both to deal with corporate espionage, keep the civvies in check and protect/contain/kill the aliens if necessarymotherfucking WY somehow manages to muster entire armies in the AVP games just because of the xenomorphs, why are they this retarded in this show?
>>214259140>>214259153>>214259167That tall scrawny dude that plays all sorts of monsters and aliens got dressed up as a xenomorph in this one.. didn't he?
So just recycle the first movie and the fans will eat it up
>>214259998Nah its some short dude actually and you can tell his head is in the neck of the suit.
>>214259987because it's the post-postmodernism and it's stuck recycling the same motifs in exactly the same ways with minor variations (but in increasingly ironic ways) so the audience can feel like they're in the know and participating in the experience.They also peppered it with z-grade alien designs such as "eyeball with tentacles, "large tick" and "large spooky plant" that are blow what even an AI would shit out.That Yutani scene also looked almost like a parody. Like an SNL skit of what a Yutani HQ scene would look like. It's just empty calories to tide people over until the next episode, the next show, the next slop.
>>214260070i dont mind recycling if the end product is on par or even better than whats being reused, but this show is idiotici dont even get why people praise it when what i described in >>214259987 isnt a tiny nitpick, its the foundation of the premise"everyone's retarded so the plot can happen" should not be acceptable but half the internet's lapping this series up like it wasnt garbage
>>214259516good morning saar
>>214260070they fucked up the yutani scene, couldve been so much more
i wanna fuck the main bitch and the redhead
>>214259140I like this dumb show but man the Alien suit looks really cheap. The way he moves is super goofy.
>>214259140doubt>>214259153doubt
>>214259987They said they had lost a ton of people getting the aliens in the first episode.Anyone actually competent or capable probably wouldn't be desperate enough to give up 65 years of their life.
>>214260344wheres the ton of people, they have 12 cryopods on the ship
>>214259827>either a robot, a child, or a complete retardSome of them are all three.
who fucking cares about nigger-centre episode?
>>214260325jonesy :3
>>214259399>the stupid music choices inserting boomer rockthis has struck me every ep as a sloppy way to try to bring in zoomers. lot of manufactured hype that they somehow have an obsession with 90s sensibility/culture. I remember it started around 2018 and has hung on. Doesn’t help that there’s a bunch of zoomer slop shows (and movies) randomly set in the 90s for no real reason.
>>214260381We don't tolerate racism in this board. Read the rules.
>>214260344>here's another excuse why we have to watch yet another set of morons fuck things upyeah I don't give a fuck anymore
>>214260407It's a Hawley thing. His choices for the Legion soundtrack were excellent but in that show it was mostly covers of well known songs.This sucks since he's using a similar approach but it's not covers so it just comes off tonally wrong.
>>214260381when is a racist not a racist *sweats profusely*
>>214259556it was like final destination tier corny, as if they would really be that cavalier in the lab with those life forms.and what was even the point? No one was sitting there going, “oh god I wish I knew in excruciating detail what all went down on the ship before it crashed!”the beginning scene with the black guy essentially answered it, there was no more mystery.it’s not like there was built up mystery, you didn’t know or care about any of the characters, and the reveal about the ceo twink planning the crash could have been done in a throwaway line.would have been way more interesting to see how the life forms were procured.But even that isn’t super relevant, what’s even happening with the storyline on earth? How’s it being advanced? It’s going nowhere.
>>214260418>yeah I don't give a fuck anymoreYou'd fit right in.
>>214260035I couldn't see because I was too busy facepalming and sigh'ing over how obviously costume-coded it all was. Turned the whole episode into picrel for me.
>>214260433It's still not credited but it's him singing the opening title song. I hope one day this becomes common knowledge and I get to see people's educated opinions.
>>214260166>but half the internet's lapping this series up like it wasnt garbageIm not anti an athletics by any means but this show coasts purely on visuals.the worst part is if it was fully ai slop, instead of just ai written slop, it might actually try something interesting or different.
>>214260460youtu.be/OUq7CEkUzxwIt's really easy to tell, too.
>>214260475youtu.be/5t2NGpDLGco?t=27
>>214260474*anti-aesthetics
>>214260475>>214260494youtu.be/aPoP94D47UoOh, perfect.
>>214259140only the pilot was KINOAlien: Earth is reported to be one of the most expensive television series ever produced. The show's total production cost exceeded $250 million, with some sources indicating it is even larger than FX’s previous epic, Shōgun, which itself cost $250 million. This means a per-episode average likely exceeds $30 million, since the first season consists of 8 episodes.Production Time per EpisodeWhile no official sources provide an exact episode-by-episode production timeline, industry insiders estimate that each episode of this scale can take several months to produce. Large-scale VFX, extensive location shoots (notably the twelve+ studios and outdoor settings used in Thailand), and lengthy post-production mean that 4–6 months per episode is a reasonable estimate for comparable series with similar budgets. The total time from pre-production to post-production for the season spanned two years, with overlapping work on multiple episodes.AI will fix this
>>214259318nice try dabid, its for your dumb actor in a suit, just say so fucking hack! you BUM!
>>214260604>AI will fix thisnone of the actual problems
>>214259140Can someone explain to me why Prodigy Corporation needs aliens when they can create superhuman soldiers at will?
>>214260604this isn't surprising but at least it looks like they spent most of the money wisely. sets, costumes and most of the CGI is good.
>>214260604>The show's total production cost exceeded $250 millionWhat the fuck are the spending the money on? the xeno looks like shit and the aliens barely have any screentime
>>214261619>why do they need guns when they have arrows
Alien resurrection had the best xeno design
>>214259140it was like a 1 hour alien mini-movie, the eye-bug alien was kino and they killed off all of the ugly annoying humans.win
>>214259399>boomer rock>90s rock is boomer rock according to zoomers.KYS zoom zoom.
>>214259516always a contrarian retard.being a contrarian doesnt make you smart
>>214259399>stupid music choicesNigger post
>>214259578That's why it's bad and you're retarded Alien was about space truckers, why are the crew of WY's super secret deep space alien hunting mission with Yutani's personal attack dog retard space truckers? Oh, because the episode wanted the aesthetic of alien to dupe morons. >the xenomorph that we know is a xenomorph, call a xenmorph, is loose, should we look for it? nah g lemme just smoke while the asian does sex crimesWhy did the sabatour 1. release fucking xenomorphs (which we know they knew about) and start sichtzo posting about monsters when he died? He wasn't a cultist or crazy, he was motivated by greed. >Secret alien collection mission, zero biological controls, even when they 'sealed the lab' mr cycborg just opened itThe list goes on, nothing makes sense, the show is written for the second monitor tik tok generation wearing the skin of alien to make millennial redditiors clap when they make a reference.
> A L I E N > E A I T H
>>214259140Episode 5 had no redeeming factorsI dont believe people in good faith liked it and you two clowns are just baiting
>>214260408kek
>>214259140I liked the episode, 2bh I wanted the whole tv series was like that building up the new aliens monsters while you see the crew being fucked
>>214263184The crew get notified that their captain (and others are dead in a really grotesque wau), that there is a saboteur successfully destroying the ship they live in, and that the deadly specimens they sacrificed 65 years for are now looseTheir reaction: joking, and wise cracks. They didnt give a fuck at allHow in the world did anybody write this. It doesnt make sense
The xenomorph looks like a dude in a trashbag
>>214264260i've had such a good time making fun of the crew on /tv/ that i can't remember my initial reaction to the episode
>>214262942yes, it was like a one hour alien movieIt was a really shitty attempt at it. I am convinced it was written by AI, as the characters did not like any human that has ever existed
this episode had too many black and brown people in it, I don't mind the aliens but too many black and brown people ruined it for me
Who's ready for some real Alien kino
>>214264405Tell that to the incompetent white male writers
>>214264336oh please, go to any office, worksite, or schoolroom in the world and you'll find a chain smoking drunken doctor, a shrugged off public masturbator, a man so dumb that he can't tie his shoes, a paramilitary administrator who can't control a lunchroom, and a bumbling scientistthey're practically yungian archetypes
>>214259987Probably to keep costs down that way CEOs have more money to buy expensive luxury yachts.
>>214259318??? All the aliens in 1, 2 and 3 are of David's line
>>214260358Don't question the auteur
>>214262942Thanks Noah. always good to have you drop by
>>214262854We saw Wendy decapitate a Xenomorph in 1 on 1So it's more like why do they need arrows when they have guns
Who is the fucking retard writing this shit?
>>214265649your mother you cock sucker mother fucker
