What would you even do in this situation?
jerk off
>>214259931Buy an ad.
>>214259931I would simply listen
Do a 360 and walk away.
have faith that God would stop it
>>214259931nothing? i mean, i'd probably die when it took a bite outta the USA, but i don't find that idea particularly frightening at this scale. i'd be more afraid of it if it was the size of an exercise ball, or a small car.
>>214259931Where are they eyes? Why is it just a mouth and nostrils basedjacking?
>>214259931just eat the moon
>>214259931Is this really scary to some? I know fear is irrational but still. Doesn't this just seem ridiculous?
>>214259931I would respond without being mad
>>214260419Had a gf in high school who was terrified of the concept of how vast space is. People are afraid of weird things
>>214259931I would scream IT'S HECKIN LIMINAL SKIBIDY COSMIC HORROR BIG CHNUGUS!!!!
>>214260496I had this fear as a kid too. My brother would fuck with me and go "Hey you know how you're kinda weird about how big space is? Scientist just discovered its even bigger"And I just shrieked.
>>214260496That's a real thing though. What adult should be afraid of the moon growing an anthropomorphic face and maliciously eating the earth?
>>214260419The fucking moon wakes up, makes a spooky face and then attacks the earth. How is that not scary?
>>214259931Step aside and wait for the situation to cool down
>>214260529It's too ridiculous I guess. I can buy vampires, ghosts, other supernatural things as scary but not this.
>>214260419>fear is irrationalFear is not irrational. There are irrational fears (phobias) but not all fears are irrational. Squares and rectangles, anon.
>>214259931Find an ocarina
>>214260549That's true, I was wrong about that part.
>>214260548Entire post here is a horror movie red flag. This fucker is gonna get killed by the moon.
>>214260569It's over
>>214259931not worry because as soon as it tastes india it'll spit us out
>>214259931Wake up because this is too stupid to be real
>>214260005based capitalist
>>214260000based quads of nihilismill jerk off with you
Well if it's hellstar remina i guess we're already fucked
>>214259931Looks like the fucking Annoying Orange
we'll be finebro will taste india and spit us out
>>214260018>360illiterate monkey
>>214259931>What would you even do in this situation?Skibidi rizz
>>214262525
>>214259931rape
>>214259931Pid an shid myself before getting drunk.
>>214259931What would YOU do?
>>214260516Kek, your brother is a funny dude.
This is horror for kids. It's inherently stupid and plays on ignorance. This requires too much suspension of disbelief as an adult to be scary.
>>214262784The moon is gonna eat your ass.
>>214259931Make an announcement
>>214259931Remove pants and charge it with a bayonet!
>>214259931Always this stupid question.guess I die.
>>214259931I wouldn't do anything. I would just fart a lot and that's what no one did.
I would project a giant image into the sky of a moon basedjak crying next to an earth gigachad smiling
>>214260054>nostrils...I can't unsee that now. Those are the eyes though, anon.
>>214262819>I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
>>214260054>>214263451
>>214260419>>214260526Sure, the moon going "ooga booga" and nomming on the Earth is kinda silly, but the idea of some enormous apocalyptic cosmic happenstance taking place that we can literally do nothing about except fucking die is terrifying. Replace "the moon eating the Earth" with "the Earth gets hit by a giant meteor" or "the sun explodes" or something and you should get the idea.
>>214262302>tongue touches India>planet monster retreats to the ends of the universe
>>214260419Here some kinohttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZJsq5uxJBWs
>>214262302I should give this another read.
>>214259931Btw really original arg.But I guess this is the expected range from a zoomies.
>>214259931nothing just sit back and watch planet earth handle things
>>214262685He can blow up a moon but he can't win in a power Tournament against a bug
>>214259931
>>214259931moon man, moon man, can't you see?
>>214260000fpbp & checked
>>214259931Summon my trillion lion army
The earth is at least 10 kilometers in diameter, that is pretty big I don't think I can do much
>>214259931Get Patrick Wilson and Halle Berry to go in there and blow it up
>>214260549>Squares and rectangleswho is scared of shapes
>>214263495I am in tears, thank you anon.
>>214259931hope all of the powerful nations launch a shit ton of nukes at it and pray the debris doesn't mess us up
>>214260419I once had a terrible dream about leaving planets that was burned into my mind. It's bizarre, but the vastness of space frightens a lot of people.
>>214260419>>214260496>>214260516I fear nothing but I have a recurring nightmare since I was a kid about the personification of the vastness of space.It hits every couple of years, specially during what appears to be fever states, and physical weakness states.Every time I'm in the dream and I notice it I go "Oh shit here we go"
>>214259931I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen, which is what nobody else did.
>>214260529>>214263500Cosmic horror isn't scary at all.
