what happens if you don't open your mouth? like nigga just close your gob and walk away
It starts crushing your windpipe until you gasp in pain or for air. Also, if you try to hold your breath forever, you will faint and it will open your mouth anyway.
>>214262838I can break its cuffs
why is it vagina shaped
>>214262875because the dutch designer was a coomer
>>214262875so you'd open your mouth and lick it
It pinches your nose until you have to gasp for air
>>214262794It goes for your ass instead.
>>214262838What happens if you have no mouth, must you scream anyway?
>>214262925>tfw no alien parasite bf to fill you up with his eggs
>>214262945it spits acid to make one
>>214262945A reasonable question. I'm now considering how a facehugger could use an ID4 alien (or a protoss) as a host. Probably couldn't, so the facehuggers would need to have some adaptability depending on target species as well.
>>214262838
>>214262978see >>214262925, facehuggers moon light as butthuggers
>>214262794It's quite easy to not get caught honestly, just grab i when it comes for you and throw it away, think of it like an angry goose.
>>214262886because the designer was dutch FTFY
>>214262794This shit has really stood the test of time. Great idea. I wish there were more NEW ideas instead of wringing out as much acid as possible from old ones, but I'm enjoying the show. I haven't really disliked an Alien movie since the 90s. The Shane Black Predator movie was okay too, but I'm not too keen on the mashup idea.
The most annoying part is>hehe you can't take it away from your face because its grip is too strongNo it isn't. That thing is small. Any human is strong enough to remove it.
>>214262886>>214263464he was swiss.
The tail chokes you so you open your mouthThat's why it's always wrapped on the neck
What would happen if facehugger attached to the end of your dick and implanted whatever inside? would that lead to a different xenomorph?
>>214263717That is how you make a weinomorph.
>>214263536same shit
>>214262925Do you think it would feel good? Haha
>>214262945>>214262978This illustrates how shitty that bioweapon was designed. What if a creature doesn't have orifices at all? What of it does, but it's somewhat protected? Or cavity is not deep enough? What if it's incredibly hot inside? Or the creature is gigantic?Xenomorph lifecycle is incredibly convoluted and overly complex. They won't be a threat on a cosmic scale.
>>214264534Given it smashed through a helmet, I’m given to assume that it’s capable of brute forcing its way past natural defences
>>214262794Not sure if the movies did this but in the comics the ovipositor could break through teeth so closing your mouth didn’t work.
>>214264534No shit>one facehugger makes one alien which immediately starts killing all other potential hostsIf it laid like twenty eggs in you, and a quarter of those came out as more huggers rather than aliens, sure maybeParasites that kill hosts without reproducing don't make it
Wouldn't it be funny if you had your own pet facehuggers that you could throw at people to instantly gag and blindfold them ha ha
>>214262794Yeah try telling that to a female rape victim and find out what happens
>>214262838How does it know to crush the windpipe? They don't have a shared evolutionary history with humans as hosts so we can't explain it with natural selection. This implies they are capable of abstract thought, at least at a level that makes it possible to understand human respiration and the gasping reflex.
>>214262925Why don't they just go for your ass to begin with? Seems like an easier target.
>>214264534>What if a creature doesn't have orifices at all?There isn't a single organism, multicellular or otherwise, that doesn't have orifices. Shit needs to go in and shit needs to go out, holes are necessary for life. Fucking read a book jesus christ.
>>214265081>There isn't a single organism, multicellular or otherwise, that doesn't have orificesTapewormSit down
>>214262794why does it has a clit
>>214262838these bastards are too good
>>214265076SEXO
>>214265188Why do you?
>>214265081This post is quintessential pseud.
>>214265152how does it eat
>>214263790not really
>>214262925Then I'd call it a faggotCheckmate
>>214263536shut the fuck up froggat
>>214265263Well the person digests the food for them and they kind of just absorb the nutrients through their skin while getting rid of waste the same way. Their entire skin is the "orifice"
>>214262925damnit
>>214265081Plants?
>>214265263You eat for it and it just absorbs.
>>214265263It lives in your colon and is basically an inside out stomach,absorbing your nutrients.
>>214265046>Look how smart I am. I'm literally retarded.
>>214262945In space no one can hear you scream so it's a moot point.
>>214265076NOW WALK IT OUT
>>214265046Retard.
>>214262859It’s blood is acid
>>214262838mouthbreeder detected
>>214265081Sponges don't have any orifices.
Wait, did any acid come out when Kirsh cut the hugger open to take out the tadpole?
Pseuds, calm your tits. It's a franchise about a killer alien designed by a sex pervert. No one is impressed you can point out unrealistic things about it.
>>214265345>>214265367>>214265371that's gross. nasty little freeloader
>>214265361i got worried when it got removed from itch.io but they reinstated the game
>>214265574wait, this is from a game?
>>214265514Cope
>>214265602yeah max the elf, i don't know if that art is specifically in the game though but that's the character
>>214262925Calm down KGOvipositors
>>214262859you can't break those cuffs
>>214265782>[muffled yelling]
>>214262875Where do you think babies come from?
>>214265846The engineer stork brings them
>>214265846your mother
>>214265152Tapeworms have genital orifices, even if we discount pores. You sit down.>>214265363Stomata, among others.>>214265255ok retard>>214265456Osculum.
>>214266107there's no stomata these days
>>214262794*screams internally*
>>214262859https://youtu.be/RieQPstjbV8
>>214262794I'd direct it towards my dick. Look at that thing. It's asking for it.
>>214266495Do NOT rape the Rape Spider.
It stomps on your foot and makes your mouth open like a garbage can just like a cartoon character
>that double deck art where he makes the weird flap things saggy, veiny tits>it milks penis instead of putting eggs in youpeak
>>214262794why does it has nails?
>>214262794Show me how you suck a guy's cock.
>>214263789I LOL'd but I'm not proud of it
>>214265846They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbies because these babbies cannot frigth back?!
>>214266735yeah first time I noticed them lol
>>214262945Butthole, there is even a doujinshi about it
>>214268045There's a what about it now?
The proboscis probably just breaks your teeth and forces itself down your gullet.
>>214262794>>214262838Why don't you just punch the thing as it jumps at you? It's literally in the air it can't dodge shit
>>214265046Tigers know to go for the throat despite the fact that they don't hunt humans, generally. They'll still be able to recognize your fucking neck, and realize that it's our weak point.This shit does not require a lot of brainpower, especially if it's core to their strategy.You think you're being smart, but you're taking a lot of shit for granted based solely on jumping to idiot conclusions.You're being a complete donkey who is catastrophically fucking wrong, but totally self-assured that you're right because you jumped to a retarded conclusion based on an erroneous understanding of evolutionary psychology applied to an alien worm.People like you die and get weeded out of the gene pool.
>>214265046>They don't have a shared evolutionary history with humans>literally created to kill humans
>>214268187They do this in Romulus.
>>214268252>romulusNot canon.
>>214268187Predators do this.
>>214268272Sir Ridley Scott himself likes it and approved on it, it is canon whether we like it or not.
>>214268300No, it isn't. See how easy that was? It's not as though Scott created Alien.
>>214265314no
>>214268334This is a bit sad, but I understand what you're going through, I guess this is the denial step.
I'm on episode 4 right now and this show is like a really fucking cheesy anime. It just keeps getting worse and worse. I like the eyeball alien though. Should have been all about him and his corpse animating adventures.
>>214262925>>214263067lmao
>>214268367My eyes are kinda tired. Maybe you can help me out. Where does it say Ridley Scott?
Why doesn't anyone just put their arms up at the sides of their head and neck? It completely nullifies any sort of danger of being strangled.If everyone just applied even a tiny bit of logic there would be no Alien franchise. I drew myself stopping an alien just so you have a better visual.
>>214262925Makes a lot of sense. Why does it burst out the chest anyway? It would shoot the tentacle and xenosperm into your belly and and it's easier to escape out the stomach than the chest plate.. Or it can just come out your bum like Dreamcatcher.
>>214268444These dudes are dead, but you're right, Ridley doesn't have anything to do with it, it's Disney's decision in the end, and then making Romulus mean it's canon.
>>214268534>the corporation decides what's canonWhy not the comics, novels and video games too then?
>>214268444checked and dont engage with that fag he does this shit EVERY THREAD. its the baskins robins poster ofthe simpsons/family guy threads
>>214262978>He never killed Fenix with Spawn Broodlings.
>>214265046>This implies they are capable of abstract thoughtYou're stupid, stop typing.
>>214268565>>the corporation decides what's canonIndeed.>Why not the comics, novels and video games too then?What about them? We're on /tv/, but as long as Disney (or whoever currently owns the franchise' rights) is making/funding/producing it will be canon, for better or for worse.>>214268587What the fuck are you talking about?
>>214262794>>214262925>>214262951>>214263717>>214265822god i wish that was me
>>214264754>How was I supposed to close my mouth six months later when everybody found out and called me a slut?
>>214265509The facehugger just sort of forgot its blood was acidic.
>>214263536The Eternal Swissi...
>>214262794They can melt through a spacesuit, so it'd probably just burn through your lips and teeth.
>>214263536fucking swedes
nails is canon
>>214269372Wait a minute...
>>214266735Why do YOU have nails? Why aren't our fingers just continuous flesh cylinders?
>>214269465I have them just so I can bite em
>>214265520That's gross to you and not the fact that it lives inside your ass?
>>214269520technically they live in your intestinal tract, specifically your small intestines
>>214265046They were literally made to kill humans
>>214269372BRAVO GIGER
>>214262838what if you just cover your mouth with your hand
>>214269372https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
>>214262875it's called symbolism
>>214268452This guy wrestles
>>214269865What does it symbolize?
>>214262875Cunnilingus is disgusting. And the facehugger forces it.
>>214265076I love my chubby wife!
>>214270056women obv
>his mother was ashamed of his art and asked him to change it. and he didweak mind
I don't Xenommorphs are that bad desu. Sure they're worse than any terrestrial animals but a non retarded military can easily take care of em.
>>214264734Originally it was kidnapping them and putting them in some sort of cocoon, basically turning them into facehugger eggs.
>>214265081>holes are necessary for life.t. woman
>>214269307Thanks Giger
https://exhentai.org/s/1b836d6ee2/2567564-5sex with crotchhugger
>>214262794Then it'll probably just swipe it's weird alien dick all over your face until it busts instead.
>>214269507>stopping at the nailsthe skin around my fingernails is permanently down to the red so I can measure nigh-imperceptible differences in temperature and airflow.
What if I just tape a bunch of knives to my head
>>214273055facehuggers will NEVER get to taste these DSLs
>>214265046>They don't have a shared evolutionary historyThey're bioweapons.
is there any material the acid blood wont go through? if so I'll just make a spiked suit from that
>>214262886They should have stuck with the original design.
>>214265076They really should have made her a little sexier. Gym shorts and a tank...really.
>>214274088>no tiny sexy space panties showing off her cheeks and bushFede is a faggot.
