*obnoxious Brit accent*>AND THAT IS WHY YOU SEE >WHEN THEY BROUGHT OUT THE TOASTER >NOBODY BOUGHT IT >WHY? >BECAUSE NOBODY HAD ANY IDEA WHAT TOAST WAS
I like that joke.
>when jaguar put their new ad out>everyone thought it was AIDS>but thats so brilliant about it
>Do you know why they put windows in airplanes? Because they thought people would enjoy the view. Bloody fantastic jolly good stroke of genuis I say
>>214263852lel
>>214263775NORM
>when you buy products, you see, you pay for them with money>And where do you get this money?>Society.>Society. Now, just think about that.
>now one thing i don't understand is why more business don't copy the McDonalds model of having people pay for the goods they offer. so many places you go to and just take everything for free, you don't pay for it - but the genius of McDonalds is that they ask you for money.
YTs algo really is fucked these days. My shorts are just endless repeats of this fat nonce and that skinny cuck American lawyer wanking himself off about taking his baby to work as a man. And jesus, you watch *one* roachman clip and youtube suddently thinks you want to join the fucking Waffen SS, just wall-to-wall chuddery and it takes ages to clear up.
STUPID AMERICANS must learn from the smarter British people. Take a seat Cletus, let us educate you.
>>214264069>MTG>Simpsons clip>something about ships and birds>2 truths and a lie science demonstrationsHmm, perfect. Just needs dogs videos and dance lolis
>>214263775FOR CENTURIES, MAN LIVED IN WALLS SOLID, STURDY, IMPENETRABLE WALLS BUT ONE DAY, A BRIGHT SPARK HAD A RADICAL THOUGHT >"GOOD LORD... WHAT IF WE TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL..." >"...AND PUT A HOLE IN IT?" >"BUT NOT JUST ANY HOLE! A TRANSPARENT HOLE!" PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. "YOU'LL LET IN A DRAFT!" THEY CRIED. BUT HE WASN'T SELLING A HOLE. HE WAS SELLING A VIEW.
>>214264069So true. The dead internet theory is going to be right
I have no idea who this guy is, but I've seen him several times on YT. I can't tell if he is joking, making a solid point or talking bullshit, perhaps a mix of the three.
>>214264069It's weird how retards who consume this slop all day somehow completely miss the "Not Interested" and "Don't Recommend Channel" buttons.They are godsends.
>>214264069Delete your YT history and then just watch Things You Like again so the algo will switch to giving you more of those.
>>214264921>yt starts pushing retarded black people stuff to me>click not interested>pop up appears "why are you not interested">have to make a decision and pick a reason>short disappears leaving a huge banner saying we won't show you this content again>next short is the same shit from another channelIt really is an extremely shitty experience and it does not work. If theyre paid to push something they'll push it anyway>Inb4 works on muh muchine
>>214265248just stop watching shorts, that kind of content incentivizes the algorithm to push the worst shit
>Everybody lived sitted, because obviously everybody likes their own home.>But it's not the home they want, is the state of BEING AT HOME>And the brilliance of Adidas, was to make a kind of rubber floor, you could take out with you
>>214264930>just watch Things You LikeThis is the problem, and you failing to see this simple concept is what's wrongSometimes I don't watch "things I like", but "things I want to learn about">reading some shit about The Thing movie>search on youtube "practical effects on The Thing, turned into CGI">Interesting>Now my feed is 300 videos of Mythbusters and Adam Savage's channelThanks for nothing
>>214265731>"things I want to learn about"Yes and it's the same idea, which you are failing to get.
>>214263852>>214263899He looks like a fat andy serkis
>>214264069All my shorts are about medieval weapons and football
>>214264921>hasan short>*not interested*>their vod channel uploads the same short/stream clip>*not interested*>a podcaster who featured him uploads a short with him in it>*not interested*>piers morgan or some news show uploads a short with him in it>*not interested*>drama channels upload shorts talking about his latest beef>*not interested*For fuck's sake, it doesn't work when these cunts have 20 different channels, 200 fan channels, and are also appearing on every podcast and news program on Earth.
>>214265803no it isn't.the raping blob yapping about shit from 20 years ago isn't educational or informative in the slightest.
This guy could lie to my face for 5 hours straight and i would believe every word
>>214264921never works for me. if anything, engaging with those shorts at all encourages youtube to throw similar ones at me to try and force me into constantly engaging.then youtube walks into an investor meeting and says "user engagement is up by 50% this year!"
If you put "fat British marketing dude" on Google, the first four results are videos from him. Lmao
>>214265803It is not the same idea.Humans are not robots. If I were a robot, or a chink or something like that, I could say "I want to learn about 3d modeling, and make that my personality, my life goals and my wife", and in that case, it would be ok for youtube to behave like the robot I am, and start feeding me 3d tutorials after searching for a few.Humans don't act like that.Seeing tangentially related videos about trains today, because I searched for a train station I heard about once 9 months ago is not ok, it's retarded
>>214264921Doesn't work for meTwitter is the most egregious on it now working
>>214266225my wife watches those daily dose of internet videos and she searches "internet every day", and youtube knows what she means
>>214266253see>>214266124if it worked properly, you'd use it less, and that'd make you a 'passive user' rather than an 'engaged user'
>>214266385T e c h n o l o g y.
>>214263775I dont know if I find phony motivational speakers like him or people who's whole identity is about their wagie job and trying to spin that into a comedy career more obnoxious
>>214263775Just hire prostitutes to walk down your Eurostar and everyone will beg for you to slow down the train bwahahahahahah what a genius suggestion you fat goblin.(He has gotten incredibly fat)
>>214263775Hes calling us out bros
>>214263852>you see, sometimes in business you need to completely destroy your core customer base if you want to move on into the future
My feed looks something like this:>Raymond Reddington>National Geographic>Modern Family>Advertisement for goods I already bought via internet a week ago>Family Guy>Simpsons >Simpsons new episodes - not interested>New family guy - not interested in>Dexter>Dr. Mark Felton >Third German Reich memories (Rare)> Andrew Tate - reported for harrasment/abuse>Ross DuPeaunt academy - I leave a like, only to never see another clip of him>OP pic related>again the fat, gay and lovable marketing guru fuck>Sopranos>Minecraft's video game 2b2tb server history >Advertisement for depression app>star wars prequels - dislike>Talk Shows - dislike>conan o'brien podcast - fall asleep>take a brake reminder from youtube>I turn it off>content_machine>Mike Rafi lawyer>Suits and Harvey spencer with his underaprecieated sidekick >dogs>cats>animals>hickock45>@worldwartwo>amemus>Top Gear>something with space>@nateloans>collect call from, we had a baby it's a boy>zackdfilms>CharlieBerens the midsouth guy>Devon Laratt>mythbusters>Vsauce>pirates of the carraibean - not interested>breaking bad>wasted girl music I've just realised that If I'd continue, the list would be longer than my cv. I'm 22yo
>>214267366What a shill for himself. Lmao
>>214267176The second one, everyone thinks they are funny nowadays it's such a plague.
>>214268532>Advertisement for depression app>star wars prequels - dislikeFirst I was going to say I hope you get better, but then perhaps you should kill yourself, it's really a good thing to happen for you lad, trust me, you should do it.It's ok, you can do it, it's just a small step and it's all gone, I trust you, you'll do the right thing.Do it anon.It's cool, do it
>>214265977based
>>214264893I didn't even consider that he might not be a stand up comedian until I read this post.
>>214263903Norman
what compels people to make the same seething moron threads over and over?
>>214270609Reddit is this way normie -->
>>214263775I swear this crook gets fatter by the minute.
>>214263775>Jaguar does literally the dumbest fucking thing >"actually its quite brilliant!" >Jaguar continues tankingThis guys a total fraud
I've told YouTube I'm not interested in those gay fake improv shows 1000 times and I still get more of it, I don't even want to google the name at risk of being served more of it but ones called like "college not dropout" and the other one is like, some gay 3 fake contestant show where everyone is a sex obsessed faggot
