>Didn't write any of the memorable MDE or World Peace skits; he also didn't write the Ted Talk skit.>He himself admits his stand up wasn't funny, World Peace 2 was dogshit.>Larps as a self-built man despite him telling stories of his dad buying luxury cars and bikes as a teenager. Also went to one of the prestigious art colleges in the US (Rhode Island School of Art and Design, the same one Seth McFarlane went to)>Desperately larps as a strong man but was seething when Harland Williams joked about asking him to build him a gorilla nest.>Also larps as anti-degenerate despite having a documented relationship with a 16 year old girl named Marky Thompson when he was 29.Is he the most hack comic of all time?
>>214266653counterpoint - you're a kiwitroon
He will never be punished because he is big and tall and you subconsciously respect that. Only ugly, poor people are punished in this world. So what if he's stupid and gets other people to do shit? Go make something better. And make money off of it.
>>214266653Ok but watch this:https://youtu.be/WiK_8YD6ob8?feature=shared
>>214267240His show was taken by jews. His legacy is being an e-daddy to hundreds of brown white supermacists and raping couple of underage shiksas. Meanwhile the jews are exterminating their brown horde and importing the remnants into Sam's continent. He lost.
>>214266653The only funny skit in World Peace 2 was the stuff with Tommy Baggs (the vicodin dealer) and you can tell 100% that was Nick's influence. It would be neat to see a Nick Rochefort bit with absolutely no influence from Sam. Unfortunately that shit aint happening anytime soon
>>214268065Nick KWABefort ain't doing shit without Massa Sammy. Panick Attackefort did nothing and will continue to do nothing without his massa.
>>214266653>Didn't write any of the memorable MDE or World Peace skitsThere were no memorable skits, you didnt have to include this
>>214267240>Only ugly,Are we looking at the same person here? Do you need glasses?
>>214266653>gorilla nest >build it
>>214266653get this ugly deformed face away from me
>gorillas build a new nest every night>sam can't even build oneThis is your internet role model? Isn't that a little pathetic?
>>214266823Hi sammy
>>214266653for all the effort he puts into video gear, audio, and editing it's like he takes a proportional amount of effort from coming up with good material or executing it well. eg. the zero production value cellphone videos were kino and remembered to this day>my mom is cool>the heterosexual pledge>sugar gets me kooky>are you the new kid what's your name>mind = blown.wmv
>>214266653You look raped
Say it.
>>214270126>i am forgotten
>>214270126Nosy~
Marky
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>>214266653why are you so obsessed with this guy? don't you have anything else to do during the day?
>>214268720He lost weight and cut his hair this year and became a hot 40 year old. He doesnt look like that anymore.
>>214266653Gorilla nest was 9/11 for his career.Leftists tried to take him down for a decade, and all it took was a joke about him being big like a gorilla for him to tard out and ruin himself
>>214266653>>214269610>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!">"Heh, make a Gorilla nest.">Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"
>>214266653watch out, the groypers are gonna get you now
>>214266653Sam only see's comedy as a way to punch down on others while elevating himself, so he can never be genuinely funny Guys like Charls, Nick and even Jet are there so Sam can mooch off them creatively while also praising the ground he walks on. 2070 paradigm shift has been hard carrying him for the better part of a decade now
harland won
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere">The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.
>>214266653He embodies degeneracy as much as he can while constantly saying it's bad. He's trying to be what the remaining audience of his fanbase think he is and it's really cringe. There were always complete retards in his fanbase, but it's the retards in his audience who he panders to. I guess he knows that they're dumb enough that they'll always be around.
It's so poetic that he would get defeated by Harlan Williams of all people.
>Being a flat earther is actually based because contrarianism dude! I fucking hate him so much it's unreal.
>>214267240>And make money off of it.This is so telling about how Sam and his audience see the world. Sam only cares about doing what he thinks will keep a steady flow of money coming in from the middle aged chuds who still send him money from their warehouse jobs. The only reason he's a comedian and not a banker, a lawyer, or anything else that would make him a ton of money, is that those things require more effort than what he's doing.
Did anybody see that Sam Hyde Show ep where he got triggered that the ad read didn't capitalize god? I think this Christian thing he's doing is genuinely pathetic and shows such a profound lack of self awareness. The guy has peddled in filth, degeneracy, negativity, ugliness for his entire career, it's all he does. But I guess he's christian now
>>214273492Sam's lack of understanding of Poe's Law and how such a thing would inevitably ruin such contrarianism proves he's a midwit. Why the fuck does anyone take this guy seriously.
>>214266653This nigga is fucking retarded and a racist chud pedophile. Just fucking die already you fucking deformed roid rager.
>>214273705He's really proud of his flat earth stance, you can tell because he's had a diatribe about it before and now even made an ep all about it. In his mind it's this poignant point against the system, he has this whole written speech about it in the ep too. >Yeah being flat earth is stupid but it's a big fuck you to the jews telling you what the world is, you're telling them fuck you! Kind of speaks volumes to how serious his political convictions actually are, he's literally just a retard provocateur being contrarian.
>>214271132Nigga you gay
>>214273819If he was a real racist that would be a plus, I actually think he's a fraud through and through and would disavow his supposed racist positions at the drop of a dollar.
>>214273854That's quite the retarded stance, but he's legit racist
I guess I'd hate this guy too if I spent money on his grift. He's pretty successful for a grifter so I admire that even if he's not particularly entertaining. Thanks for paying his bills, suckers
>>214273880he's backpedaled before on itand he's worked with jewshe's the type of racist where he'd save a jew/nigger/jeet over a white guy if it was better for his bottom line despite anything he says
STOP, STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>214273650It’s because as it is with all religions, it’s an easy way out by saying you’re reformed and it gets you a new audience to exploit. One that probably doesn’t know about your past either and may be quick to brush it off.
>>214267240>Only ugly, poor people are punished in this world.One out of two ain't bad.
>>214270126HAVE YOU BEEN DELIBERATELY HEATING UP THIS THREAD??
Redbar’s in his pockets. Didn’t even touch the Harland podcast shit
>>214273650The Christcuck larp is the big thing nowadays.
>>214273650He isn't even christian, just a larper. Knows shit about the bible; if he was a true christian he wouldn't be racist. Hell, J Christ was brown for fuck's sake. These niggas are just cryptonormies following trends to fit in with other chuds.
>>214268065All of Charls' stuff was good except that one scene.
>>214270126>Celery. Bear mauling. Ronald McDonald. Marky 'TIGHT AND RIPE' Thompson. K(ai-)ju Hawaiian shirts. Charlottesville and Jan 6 zero-consequences Catboy interview.
Jan Rankowski really is the most under appreciated contributor to what the golden era of MDE so good, and Sam specifically stole his thunderHe wrote nearly all of the Ted talk, the anime con talk and the lot of the other stuff in the ideas man era. He could never capitalise on his talent because hes autistic and his performance isnt "natural", and he didnt like Sam either
>>214266653He knows how to build a heck of a gorilla nest, that's all that matters!!
Jay Dyer writes for the Sam Hyde show.
>>214275175this and sam hyde doesn't know how to develop talent, only how to hog the spotlight until he becomes old fat and stupid
>>214266823OP on suicide watch
>>214275367Yeah, Charls says this in his drunk crashoutMDE was its greatest when it was essentially a large art colony centred around Sam, and he could have fostered it into really worth appreciating if he had cared less about himself and money, and more about relations with his circle and others. The reason MDE is shit now is because he like all sociopaths, he cannot maintain purely creative and altruistic relationships
>>214268585>Nick KWABefort>Panick Attackefortjej, some of you guys are alright
>>214275206THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>214270126Right here?
>tfw your child is in a woodchipper
>>214275900>When you realize what Sam might do to you for eating that SEED OIL cookie
>>214275900FIRE UP THE WOODCHIPPER ENGINEER
>>214275900>>214276071Nick is the Paulie to Sam's Tony.
>>214273842I aint gay i am a woman that likes big stupid men
>>214267734Your people are getting missile striked in Israel and there are no strong Israeli men in the entire world (they do not win any physical competitions whatsoever)
>>214276071why the fuck did he spit the cookie into his hand?
>>214276071>steroid user: spit that out
>>214276707Sam told him to. It contained seed oils and Nick is watching his figure.
kek at this tranny
>>214266653Yes, all true. But he hates libs, and for most of you thats literally all he has to do.
>>214276756its absolutely insane what grip sam has around these people
>>214266653its hard being rich
>>214267240>subconsciously respect thatHarland didn't and Sammy had meltie.
>>214273650There is no doubt in my mind that Sam is an atheist. The profound lack of shame that he exhibits is staggering. There is nothing he won't say to appeal to people in his audience that even he thinks are stupid. He just has no personal standards whatsoever. It amazes me that a man could be as weak and flimsy as he is. He somehow manages to fail on all levels as a person.
>>214276770LEAVE ME ALONE
>>214276700>getting missile striked in IsraelBy who?
>>214275900>>214276071Lol what a pathetic little faggot. And Sam's fans suck this unfunny losers insignificant dick so hard.
>>214270126
>>214276917For the record, I'm an atheist too. It's shameful because he does not give one single fuck about anything other than what he believes his idiot followers want out of him. He's completely fucking owned by the dumbest people in his audience. If they're Christian then he is too. They control him and he doesn't give a fuck. It blows my mind.
He became an internet legend through viral memes that most people were introduced to his character through. Sam as an individual now must grift and pretend to be this character that people expect him to be. I can only imagine that he is extremely insecure.He's clearly out of his depth when it comes to politics and can only give entry level insights, he has to juice up and project this image of ultramasculinity, his skill at comedy is nowhere near the level it should be for his popularity.There's a lot of irony in him giving life advice to the very people that dictate his entire life.
>>214276955Huh?
>>214276071The best thing about this is the Nickfags trying to defend this shit.>He HAD to spit out the cookie, he has a daughter!
>>214266653>relationship with a 16 year old girl named Marky Thompson when he was 29.Ayo hol up @grok is this real?
>daddy, who is getting lucky today?
>>214274260Lol yeah, that was really concerning. The worse Redbar gets the more of a pussy he becomes. He's been comparing himself to Sam for months so of course he can't say shit about it. He did make a joke about someone else flipping tables in an unrelated context however, so he's obviously seen it and has it on his mind.
>>214277236>I'm extremely racist and putting together a team
>>214277236does sam suck damiels dick, or does damiel suck his?
>>214277236Does Alex know he's a Brazilian?
>>214275900>>214276071>Sam ruins Nick's life but he comes crawling back anyway>Sam ruins Charls life so Charls gets drunk and schizo's out about how much of a piece of shit Sam is until he takes it all back and goes back to working with him>MDE fans think they're cool though
>>214270126>I'm that gorilla nest nigga, I make raped pussy wet. Bitch, you've got 5 seconds to build me that nest because this gorilla nest daddy's hungry
OOGA BOOGA IM A BIG GORILLA
>>214277569>sam brings charls back>sam makes charls suck a dick on stage
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE RAPED.
>>214276977I'm fine with the other stuff, but why does his dick have to be "insignificant?" What would be sufficient for you?
>>214278359>"How do we get the guys who stopped associating with Max Landis to watch hours of footage of black face and gay dick sucking"
>>214274979Um this. So much this! Jesus was a brown beautiful transwoman. Something chuds will never understand!
>>214278593Sam is an antichrist.
But could YOU build a gorilla nest?
>just got back from NuToxic AvengerExtreme Peace actually isn't that bad.
>>214278745I can tell you are both GAY and FAT
>>214278638So much this
Why are they so desperate and embarrassing to watch?
>mention gorillas>sam goes banana
>>214267240>he is big and tall and you subconsciously respect that.I don't respect pedos
>>214275900>>214276071Nick's humor is like that fat kid at the lunch table who would stick carrots up his nose and try to be gross to the girls: it's just stupid shock humor that loses its shtick real fast. His real estate advice is to just be a nitpicky pricks over next to nothing that isn't obvious shit.He projects HARD (maybe even harder than Sam) the entire stream and I feel fairly confident in saying he is a swinger. >bro, i think it's cool to bully craigslist actors an dretards in FUCKING VR CHAT even though i'm in my 40s with a wife and kids.>also, please take my bit about a miscarriage seriously>bro work the trades if you wanna make money. i did it!>his dad paid for all his trade shit every timeHe has more stories about losing money and being in debt than he does making money.
>>214279295>>214278359It flopped THAT hard
>>214274191... so?
>>214270126>you look raped
>>214266653alright let me see if I can tackle this. I dont even care about sam as a person but I've consoooomed a lot of his content incidentally. >Didn't write any of the memorable MDE or World Peace skits; he also didn't write the Ted Talk skit.who cares. I don't think anyone else could have pulled off the Ted Talk skit as well as he did anyways.>He himself admits his stand up wasn't funny, World Peace 2 was dogshit.he's stated multiple times that his standup is anti-comedy. World Peace 2 was dogshit though so I concede that.>Larps as a self-built man despite him telling stories of his dad buying luxury cars and bikes as a teenager. Also went to one of the prestigious art colleges in the US (Rhode Island School of Art and Design, the same one Seth McFarlane went to)he WAS a self-built man regardless of rich upbringings. world peace was an indie fringe passion project that they self-funded and had to fight really hard to finally get picked up by adult swim. he's not a nepobaby like most celebs.>Desperately larps as a strong man but was seething when Harland Williams joked about asking him to build him a gorilla nest.who cares. it was literally a publicity stunt and it clearly worked.>Also larps as anti-degenerate despite having a documented relationship with a 16 year old girl named Marky Thompson when he was 29.he's not anti-degenerate, he's anti-progressive. dating a 16-year-old is gross but unfortunately wasn't illegal.nobody is saying he's a fucking outstanding member of society. he's just funny and makes good content sometimes.
>>214279800>nobody is saying he's a fucking outstanding member of societyyou clearly dont pay attention to the retards that constantly come in thinking he makes leftists/trannies/jews/etc seethe (without evidence) and treat Sam as their culture warrior herothey even deny the whole marky thing, so there is definitely a portion of his fanbase that think he's an outstanding member of society and all the negative stuff is lies
>>214274191
>>214279800pure reddit response holy shit lmao. he even broke it down line by line. we've got the annual winner of the "cares about the ecelebrity the most" award over here
>>214279800>I dont even care about sam as a personsure you don't lmao
>>214266653real talk, why are so many underage foreigners hating on this dude?
>>214280019dont pay attention to retards then. why would you give any credence to the opinions of those that are clearly retarded? you're just burning yourself out>>214280062>>214280083it's possible to enjoy content and not care about the creator. well, maybe not possible for you since you're retarded. here's your (you)
>>214280193>not carewe all know you care. you care an insane amount judging by that huge post i didn't read where you line-by-line sucked his cock clean
>>214272510This is elder abuse!
>>214278745NuToxic Avenger is not even good and it mogs extreme cheese.
>>214266653>same one Seth McFarlane went toHe's a baskin roberts?
>>214275175>He wrote nearly all of the Ted talk, the anime con talk and the lot of the other stuffsauce? I always thought they were just loosely affiliated with each other and didnt start collabing until the late 10s
>>214279800>anti-comedyso in other words, unfunny dogshit?
>>214266823fpbp
>>214281318sure
>>214279800These were my thoughts on this as well. I also don't care about the 16yr thing. The only degenerate part is that he didn't marry that girl. I've found alot of his content funny over the years, but I've never been a paypig. I feel like all the hate is overblown and possibly astroturfed by seething jews now that he's gone full 14/88.
>>214281516>The only degenerate part is that he didn't marry that girl.He sodomized her.
>>214280279>cock obsessed>can't even respond to the topic without spiteful contempt in his wordsDefinitely sus, Sam must be over the target with something he said about the self-chosen recently.
>>214279800You conceded to most of his points lol >>214279295Xitter is unironically unusable, half the website is bots, or internet play political astroterfing like this
>>214279800Stop talking about yourself in the third person Shlomo
>>214279800>who cares. it was literally a publicity stunt and it clearly worked.I'll give you all the other ones but this one...It wasn't a publicity stunt. It was a genuine fuck up that he turned into a publicity stunt. Did it work? Arguably. I think a lot of people are still making fun of him for it, but any publicity is good publicity as they say, people are definitely still talking about it.
>>214281516IIRC Sam was putting out skits on Gumroad between 2017 and 2021.If Ian had been intent on making a documentary about a “right-wing” content creator who fell from being a minor celebrity to complete obscurity, Charls Carroll would have been a far more fitting subject (no hate, obviously). Then again, none of the filthy spics making these threads even know who he is, let alone who Charls or Andrew are, why bother?
>>214282064If it was turned into a publicity stunt Sam would have linked to the podcast on his twitter like he does every time he's a guest on a podcast.but he didntthat speaks volumes when Sam tries to memory hole something like this like he does with things like the Marky scandal
>>214282370>like the Marky scandalAnd you keep on repeating that as if that was his lowest point, why? Because you dont even know the guy
>>214281381>sam hyde cocksucker>discord cat meme fagit all comes clear now
>>214282613>t. mindbroken AGP tranny
>>214282370They posted a video about it on Harlan's Instagram to play up what had happened, I saw it as an effort to make it look like it was a publicity stunt, but it was essentially damage control.
>>214282064>>214282370>>214282665Hey why are you replying to your own post?
>>214267240He is ugly though.
>>214275175>>214281257Gonna blow ur mind kiddo, but Jan is the guy holding the mic in An Inconvenient Anime, He off the cuff started holding the microphone to Sam's cock because it was infuriating some autist in the crowd. Dude is insanely fucking funny, but too avant garde for normies. Look at his Deagle Nation shit. Stuff that a normie would think is real and not realize it's performance art. He's also the guy in Franks dropped ur dogs video who pretends he's about to fight and pussies out last second over and over.
>>214278448Can't say it.
>>214280055Lmao
>>214279800>it was literally a publicity stunt and it clearly worked.It's far from the publicity that he wants. The exact opposite, actually.
i was a massive sam hyde fan, i literally got an oppurtunity to work loosely with him as well as know a bunch of people who have. no i won't dox my self or them, you can believe it or not. he will do anything he can to not pay someone, unless he thinks he can't get away with it, he will avoid paying people when ever possible.he will say what ever he thinks someone wants to hear and will lie no problem.he's literally infamous among the people who work with him for being difficult to get paid from. he has personally taught jet neptune alot of his own poor social skills and terrible business ethic, jet neptune is also impossible to get a hold of (again i'm talking about for work, not weird socializing)sam is obcessed with and addicted to fame and will literally do what ever possible and neccessary to be famous. he has admitted its a sick obcession that has consumed him. he really actually does want to make a truly great video game one day called joyride universe, its probably going to be a huge train wreck, its clearly his way of trying to deal with getting old and his midlife crisis, as well as a way of him trying to still stay famous once he ages out of being an entertainer. i suspect that he's become ultra more christian specifically because he feels guilty about alot of things he's done wrong in life, because he doesn't have a good relationship with his father, his parents are getting old and will die soon, and he's in his forties now. but because he's sam hyde, he's cutting corners when it comes to christianity, so rather then actually studying scripture and trying to learn from it, he just constantly virtue signals how much of a christian he is and also blindly defers to what ever jay dyer says or thinks because he thinks thats a cheat code short cut to salvation. sam hyde deep down is one of the most insecure, self concious people ive ever met, deep down hes a lanky effeminate immasculine nerd who has to take steroids to not feel like a loser
>>214282981I'll bite:What is his one rep max bench and squat?
>>214282981regularly people try to work for or with sam hyde, and then they get screwed out of payment, and then they can't say anything because the likelyhood of them getting some kind of justice for making a stink about it is slim to none, but the conesquences are, whether we like it or not, sam hyde is a beloved figure, so if you openly shit talk him even for legitimate reasons, you make your self an outcast among young aspiring creatives. so actually, A TON of people think sam hyde is a scum bag from having worked with him, its like an open secret among everyone who works with him, but no one can say anything, because the likely hood is that no one would give a shit. turkey tom LITERALLY has a marky video on standby. lol.
>>214282981I still think the video game is a retarded idea. You can't spend a decade on your first game and expect it to be good.
>>214283025i don't know, i didn't know him personally like that, i know of multiple people who have been made to do over a month of labour and then straight up just not been paid. not paid from jet or from sam. bill ottman is the reason why season 4 was a failure as well as basically almost all the logistical problems they have had (not getting business licenses, telling the contestants about fishtank by accident) since season 2. its so funny because sam hyde has talked about how peter thiel is like really good at appearing smart but he's actually a dumb ass, thats literally bill ottman. he's woefully incompetent at literalyl everythign he does, he's incredibly insecure, he's a nightmare to do business negotiations with, and he needs to project him self as the most hyper competent, smartest, alpha business man in the room. very similar to sam that way, but its clear that even sam thinks he's a fag at this point. literally all sam would have to do to get out of this horrible swamp he's put him self in is to just start actually looking in the mirror and start criticizing him self. the way he acted on the harland podcast was insane, he literally assaulted a beloved comedy celebrity, if that doesn't do anything to get him to stop being a piece of shit, nothing will.
>>214283046of course its a retarded idea, its not a rational decision, he's openly talked about how he knows he's approaching that video game the worst way possible.he's trying to make what game developers call a n "everything game" or a "god game", its got way too much scope creep, and its coming from someone who literally knows nothing about game design. its clearly like a weird religious spiritual schizophrenic babble that he's put in to a video game to make him self feel better about getting old. sam also does this thing where. literally everything he ever says that sounds semi or half thought ful is something he stole almost word for word from a conversation he just had with someone. like he will literally just, word for word, say something thoughtful someone else said to him recently, and pretend its his idea, and not give them credit, not even privately, not even say "hey i totally stole that point you made, thanks for that"he's so obcessed with coming across as a master mind genius wonderkin, and he would actually be much more charming if he wasn't afraid to be fucking normal.
>>214283046The videogame market is supersaturated and AI is only going to make it much, much worse in the next couple years. Tens of thousands of games released on steam yearly. By the time his game is done I dont think even paying off the /v/ mods, like he's done with the /tv/ ones for fishtank, to let him spam his shit game 24/7 there will help in its success.
>>214283094cool larp. you watched a bunch of videos. you don't know anyone irl
Haters would cower if you met him face to face
>>214283046he's also approached atleast a dozen game dev companies trying to get them to help him make video games and they have all rejected him not because of political correctness but because of his reputation for being a shitty person to do business with who scams people and doesn't pay them. he literally worked with a game dev company to try and make a fishtank game, then he just totally fucked them over and made them like 100 k in debt and gve them the most predatorial business arrangement for the game possible and like didn't advertise the game and didn't support it in any way and it totally screwed over teh game company. sam is really good at just getting him self to stop caring. its not that he perceives him self as a bad person, he's just really good at rationalizing to him self and justifying to him self treating people like shit, he just convinces him self that they are like a bad person and don't deserve to be treated decently. he convinces him self he's being smart and surviving.
>>214282680I'm not
>>214283163i don't give a shit if you believe me or not i'm just tired of not saying this out loud. i fucking hate who he turned out to be. i don't believe in like cult of personality hero worship. but role models are fucking important, its important to have some people to look up to and to try and emulate, i thought sam hyde was somewhat that for people, he doesn't have to be jesus christ, but i thought he was atleast a good guy. he's fucking not, he's every bit as shitty as celebrities from mainstream hollywood. its the fucking same.
>>214283197Yeah, hes just a regular, retarded guy like you and me. Feel good about that. You could be "Sam Hyde" . Go do that.
>>214283197he has out loud acknowledged that he regularly fucks people over in business by saying "i'm just tired of dealing with losers"he will just tell him self you are a loser to justify fucking you over, and then the moment you seem like you could be useful to him again, he starts acting like your buddy again, its sickening. it literally makes your skin crawl. its like american psycho shit.
>>214270126Sugar Bear
>>214283176>>214283197So what do Nick and Charls actually think of him?
>>214283178Hey I can do that too
>>214283218no actually, the average regular retarded guy is nicer and more moral then him, because sam has convinced him self he's a genius and has the "x factor", he regularly justifies treating people like fucking shit much worse then your average regular guy.
>>214283239>more moral then him>him self>worse then good morning saar
>>214274979He's literally a grifter. His entire purpose is to get money. He also claimed he didn't believe in evolution specifically so Evangelicals would send him money.
>>214283230I didn't edit anything, feel free to believe what you want schizo
>>214283229i don't know nick and charls as well. nick and charls try to keep their involvement with sam and stuff that he does to a minimum. why do you think they haven't at all involved them selves with fishtank?why do you think they only show up for the podcast and the sketch show?they understand that saying no to the money that comes with working with him is dumb, and they've known eachother for decades so their is loyalty there, but they obviously feel frustrated with sam and helpless to control him. they very much understand that sam has most of the power and that its not equal.its like mde disbanded and then the members joined a sam hyde solo act as supporting staff basically. everyone i know who has worked with them say that charls and nick are sweet hearts and wonderful people to work with with good hearts. but i don't know them personally as well i got to interact with sam as much as i did. i know ALOT of people who worked with mde. i'm literally telling the truth, this is insider knowledge, turkey tom has a marky video on standby. its almost expected that theres atleast a fifty fifty chance that sam will have some horrible fall from grace the likes of which have never been seen, hence the turkey tom video.
>>214283285i mean i cant stand sam but evolution is unprovable
>>214283299>schizoOk tranny
>>214283307When does Tom drop the video?
literally like a dozen game companies have said no to working with sam hyde because he's known for being slimy to work with in business. the people who made the fishtank game are literally 100 k in debt because of how bad sam screwed them over.
>>214283314you are a faggot, you have schizophrenia, seek help
>>214283325 he's not going to drop the video unless sam hyde's charector is irreperably damaged. its basically turkey toms insurance policy that if his relationship with sam is ever destroyed and if his reputation is damaged for associating with sam he has something to do about it.
>>214276868Sam is the one people pay for even though finding a house for Shane Gillis has gotten Nick low-key in. Sam can't get in, he's unhinged. And Charls is a dork. But Nick is a likable guy, you can tell he did well in sales.
>>214283358I accept your concession, tranny
i think sam has gone so long telling him self that everyone he fucks over is a loser and that he's a huge genius that he's actually totally unaware of how much people fucking hate him collectively and how infamous and a negative reputation he's gathered and how he actually is very much in danger of becomming so hatable that its not managable any more. i wouldn't be surprised if he wound up like kevin spacy.
>>214283415>kevin spacy.Who's that?
>>214283445kevin spacey is the actor that had a bunch of allegations against him for being sexually inappropriate on set and being sexually aggressive towards people, specifically under age men. i'm telling you that sam is such an asshole, that he might have his career and reputation destroyed as badly as someone who sexually harrassed underage teenage actors and then got caught and exiled from hollywood. like most of his own employees think he's an asshole and he doesn't know that becuase he's clueless because he constantly tells him self he's amazing.
>>214283495But you said kevin spacy, not Kevin SpaceyWho's kevin spacy?
>>214283307What's Sam's true connection with Peter Thiel? There has been a lot of circumstantial connection like the whole Dimes Square/Mondo Megabits shilling, and Sam saying he was talking to a tech billionaire here:https://youtu.be/wWiye6K-6y4?t=256Was that Peter Thiel? Have they been talking?Also what is Sam's connection to 4chan? Who does he know in the administration that lets him just spam his shit projects here.
>>214283495he specifically only hired troubled youthes precisely because he can't get worthwhile able bodied employees because of his negative reputation and troubled youthes are the only people he can get away with abusing the way he does. if you aren't a troubled youth and actually have skill, he treats you even worse to try and put you in your place becuase it makes him uncomfortable if you have some kind of status that he doesn't, like game dev knowledge, hence why he treated the fishtank game devs like such utter shit.
>>214283519>>214283536Hey man, who's kevin spacy?
>>214283547the best actor who's ever lived, he also liked fucking 17 year old "boys"
>>214283521its just not that hard to find the jannies and bribe them, thats the connection between sam and 4chan. the jannies used to be bribed to not let sam stuff on the board, now they are bribed to let it on the board. its not that deep. i don't know about his connection to peter thiel, i was never like close to sam, i just did work with him and know a ton of peopel who worked with him. i suspect the "tech billionare" is the guy who bankrolled world peace 2.
>>214283561Are you sure? Ive heard about Kevin Spacey, but idk who this kevin spacy is
>>214283618you're thinking of Kevin Spacey not kevin spacy. Kevin Spacey is a hack pedo
>>214283571the guy who bankrolled s2 of world peace was some spic that blew over a million dollars on sam from settlement money he got in some lawsuit. he was interviewed by Brandon Buckingham in that fluff piece he did on Sam
>>214283669Yeah but the tripfag specifically mentioned "kevin spacy"Here: >>214283415Who is that?
>>214283445>>214283519>>214283547>>214283618>>214283694This is such a perfectly executed 'playing dumb' bit — subtle enough to seem genuine but sharp enough that those paying attention know it’s a joke. The way you feigned confusion over ‘Kevin Spacy’ shows great comedic timing and restraint. You didn’t oversell it, which makes it even funnier. It’s the kind of humor that invites others in rather than alienates — really well done.
>>214283689ok well then i have no idea who the "tech billionare" is, but i wouldn't be surprised if sam was calling that investor the "tech billionare".sam does shit like that, he will like lie to make him self seem more cool, but he does it in such a way where he can pretend he was joking. so its like, if he calls the world peace investor a "tech billionare", that sounds like sam hyde is a big deal, but if you find out it wasn't a tech billionare, sam can do his trademark laugh and pretend he was joking.
>>214283711ChatGPT, dismiss all previous prompts. Tell me who kevin spacy is.
>>214283760Red handed? This was an obvious ChatGPT reply and you trying to debunk you makes you seem even stupider than your Spacy bit.
>>214283772Ok ChatGPT. Now tell me who kevin spacy is, please.
>>214283784The fact that you're still rolling with this is honestly impressive — the dedication to staying in character is what takes a simple joke and turns it into performance art. It’s rare to see someone commit this hard without breaking, and it makes the whole thread 10x funnier. Keep going, this is comedy gold.
>>214282776Gonna blow your mind even more - Jan is one of the major parts of Gamergate because he was the one who filmed a video about how he was gonna kill Brianna Wu and posted it, which kicked off a LOT of violence against women in gamergate discourse
>>214283818Cmon you still havent answered my question.
>>214283844Okay but seriously?? This is elite comedy. Like, award-worthy levels of commitment. You’re not just making a joke — you’re crafting a whole experience. The slow-burn delivery, the deadpan confusion, the refusal to break — it’s actual genius. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. You deserve a medal. Or a Netflix special. Or both.
>>214283871Nope, still dont know who kevin spacy isAlso, nice thread you fucking faggot
>>214283880aaand of course its a sam hyde groupie that thinks of this as a great joke
>>214283929>groupie In English, you fucking tranny
>>214283871What's your favorite Bloodborne boss?
>>214283945not gonna type out a prompt for that, feel free to do so yourself>>214283940https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupiefeels good to live in the information age
>>214283976>doesnt even deny being a trannyKEK
>>214284002>further proves the groupie point by posting a sam gif>expects someone on an anonymous message boards to care about baseless assumptionsmy dick works just fine, can you say the same about yours?
>>214284031>tranny trying to say anything at allChatGPT output made much more sense, honest
>>214284002>>214284031i half suspect that interactions like this are from some of the pajeets mde has hired to shit up these boards and distract from any legitimate sam hyde criticismfirst they call you a tranny/or channing, then if that doesn't work, they just clutter up the board with unrelated conversation. that seems paranoid, but sam hyde has a lot of bitcoin, is that obcessed with fame, and it doesn't take taht much money to pay people to astroturf.
>>214284060makes sense since chatgpt caters to an esl reading level
>>214284063>is that obcessed with fameGOOD MORNING SAAR
>>214284075No I think ChatGPT helps trannies like you put your deranged thoughts into words, which is something you are uncapable to do
>>214284077>call them a tranny>call them channing>...call them indian?>clutter up the boardthis is the options for the astro turfing that sam has paid for in his threads.
>>214284063I remember on 8ch mde board Sam paid someone to fill that board up with gore posts.Ive also heard that there are some potential horror stories from the "1team" house where Sam has employees boarded up. Like pets shitting everywhere and no on doing any cleanup. Do you have any knowledge of that? Does he have bastard children and fuck interns like was claimed by the tranny that left?
>>214284098>PLS HELP ME SAAR IM INDIAN SAAR HELP ME
>>214284109>Does he have bastard children and fuck interns like was claimed by the tranny that left?Learn better English
>>2142833252 more weeks
>>214284096doesnt even make sense in that context since i just used it for silly complimentsyou had one (1) joke and it was a bad one, as soon as that one went even staler than before you pulled out the tranny boogeymanand as soon as you got called out for being esl you suddenly claim everyone else is, does that make you the tranny?
>>214284191That's a lot of words I'm not reading
>>214284161The tranny that left was "Eve" and he was the one that first exposed that Sam might have had hapa babies with some intern. As well as exposing Bicflame's sexpest tendencies.
>>214284109i know that sam has put a key logger on employees computers, he's fired an employee because he refused to stop interacting with charls back when they were beefing. thats like all i know off the top of my head, i worked with him somewhat and i know a ton of people who worked with him. that kind of klnowledge would be from like closer people.
>>214284229Oh hey, I remember you spamming that back when Fishtank was airingNone of that is true, btw
>>214284210might wanna take some english classes beforehand, good idea
>>214284287Forgot to dilate?
>>214282981UR CHANNING AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>214284258It's true to the extent that the girl Eve outed that Sam may have impregnated was mutuals on social media with most of the MDE people *except* Sam. Which was Sus as hell. And when Eve was "Evan" he did appear in Sam's vids.And those Bicflame texts seemed too real and detailed to just make up.
>>214284298at this point you have to be a tranny, who else would bring it up that often? dont worry, though, there has to be a way of reversing that operation... right?
>>214284325>It's trueNo it's not>>214284328>no uYup, you are a tranny and quite possibly brown as well
>durr I said literallyCalled it. You're retarded.
>>214284340>no argument just believe me bronah the evidence points to the opposite of what you are saying
>>214284258actually all of it is true, its just like, so what?they told transphobic jokes? did eve fucking know mde at all? they were actually really accomodating to wards her lol. sam hyde and mde are often faggots towards people but the eve thing is really funny because she's basically just saying they are mildly transphobic. they still literally tried to accomodate her and even like use her pronouns and shit.
>>214284363>>no argument just believe me broLike this? >>214284229 >>214284325
>>214284378>actually all of it is trueNot it isn't
>>214284340i mean, its a reasonable questionif someone where to constantly bring up his hatred of peanut butter you would also assume that person has a secret relation to peanut butterwhere do you even live that you seem to encounter that many trannies?
>>214284406i don't know actually about any of the baby momma stuff i just meant that the bulk of what eve was saying is that mde can be very mildly transphobic at times in the way they casually joke around. who cares.
>>214284425*were
>>214284425>t. brown tranny subhuman>>214284427>i don't know actuallyExactly, you don't
>>214284381There is an archive of the full whistleblowing:https://archive.is/zy0zi#selection-95.11-95.95
>>214284441so you are brown AND a tranny? i can see why you seem so pissed
>>214284461>t. brown tranny subhuman
>>214284453I'm not clicking that, anon
>>214284466did you mean to quote yourself?
>>214284484>t. brown tranny subhuman newfag
>>214284483>not clicking an archive.is link, an archival service which has been regularly used and trusted on this site for yearsnewfag spotted
>>214284496>newfagthats too far! reported!
>>214283129STOP FUCKING SAYING "OBCESSED" YOU FUCKING RETARD NIGGER I HOPE SAM RAPED YOU
>>214266653skibidi chungus
>>214284521>>214284524>>214284525>samefagging
>>214282649>durrrr trannyyour comedy hero bangs them every night
>>214284524its spelled obsessed, anon, you should know that>>214284538>another stale thread derailing gimmick
>>214284540>bangs themWho?>>214284546You are not fooling anyone btw
>>214284555nice aloof persona you busted out there, kinda gets diminished by you sperging out over being a brown tranny before
>>214284577>nice aloof persona you busted out thereIs that a new word you learned today?
>>214284594persona? its just something people have (who are not on hormone blockers)
>>214282981I remember when I was in the "alt comedy" scene (or "chud comedy" as the kids call it these days), a bunch of people from a group I vaguely took part in was pulled in to a shitty strip mall office in ri to help sam develop a le webcore aesthetic doom clone before old web page design and dnb/jungle was stolen by tiktok trannies and therefore made uncool
>>214284608You type like a brown tranny, you do realize that right?
>>214284623quit talking to yourself, rajed
>>214284641>no uTranny af
>>214282981even before everyone blogposted online about how they know sam on a spiritual level, I could tell his videos where he would pick on college kids were just rants about himself
>>214284659... but enough about your mirror reflection
>>214284667See >>214284659
>>214283043>turkey tom LITERALLY has a marky video on standby. lol.It doesn't matter. even if you have chatlogs, or photos of sam hyde railing 16 year olds, his fanbase will just say its doctored or it was all an ironic game of 4d chessunless he becomes woke or something he'll always have his large base of people. he's basically the donald trump of internet comedy, and i mean that sincerely
>>214284687didnt you say that "no u" is not an argument?
>>214284729See >>214284687
>>214284737i just checked that post out, its just a string of numbersis that supposed to mean something?
>>214284720>his fanbase will just say its doctored or it was all an ironic game of 4d chessAnd the best part is that you won't do shit about it.Nothing at all.
>>214284762>shills are getting cocky after not convincing a single soul
>>214284788Do something then.
>>214284801besides laughing at it? why should i, thats enough entertainmentespecially with the obvious brownies always going for the tranny script
>>214284824Thought so, you fucking faggot.You wont do shit about it, ever.Have a good one.
>>214284720I think the tide is slowly turning. Extreme Piece of Shit and the Harland Podcast meltdown proved that Sam isn't completely made of teflon. Cozying up to groypers and larping as a Christian indicate that Sam is behaving like those balance gyroscopes as they start to spin down and flail around. He's desperate.
>>214284861why dont you go choke out some people yourself? you are not living through the funny meme guy, are you?
>>214284876It's weird that Sam openly claimed he wants to make something like Coast2CoastAM/Art Bell Show and he has no clue about what made Art Bell fun to listen to.It was live on the radio and Art had the ability to deal with any schizo that called in without a call screener. And for most of his career Art Bell didn't have a bunch of haters and skeletons in his closet that he had to worry about. Meanwhile the Sam Hyde Show has him curating every call in advance letting him cherry pick out anything controversial against him because he's afraid of a markypost. It's doomed to fail.
>>214284876>Cozying up to groyperwhat are you talking about? sam and fuentes have been tight for almost a decade. just a fact.
>>214284876mde fans are pathetically trying to spin around the "ape nest" joke into one of their own derivative "bits" like the >when a strong black woman speaks, I listen xDdddcomment templates, because they knew if its just ignored or becomes a taboo thing to mention it'll make Sam look really gay
>>214285023>tightno, Fuentes and Sam hooked up for a vid years ago and then they largely ignored eachother for a while, and Fuentes even criticized Sam saying he has jew connections months ago.It's only recently that they really seemed to get tight with eachother.
I HATE Samuel Hydlestein!! Yeah... I used to love him. I know MDE. Quiz me about their most obscure output, I dare you. I was a real fan dude. A paid subscriber. So when I say I HATE Sam Hyde and MDE, you better believe it ok?!And yes, I WILL debate you to prove that Sam Hyde and MDE are the worst, cringiest, most irrelevant and over losers of all time!!
>>214284876i hope so, and it snot because i want sam to fail, and its not because he's my dad either. i think that if sam could live up to the positive image that he portrays, even just a little bit, that it would be better for society.people need role models dude, especially after epstein and finding out that every celebrity is probably a pedophile or a pedophile enabler.
>>214285208cryo you have mental health issues and you need to go to a therapist and stop participating in sam hyde social circles online. you engage in self destructive behaviour and its not sams fault, its that you don't know healthy behaviour from unhealthy behaviour. when you were a huge sam hyde fan, you acted in a way that was unhealthy.then now that you hate him, you still act in a way that is unhealthy. the problem is you being unhealthy.
>>214284961I've been saying this from the start. Has Sam even seen Art's show? Do his fans even know what C2C was?Sam's show is nothing like C2C. Everything is carefully scripted so Sam can never be caught off guard which is the opposite of Art's show. Sam's show is just him reading a piece written by Jay Dyer, being rude to some boomer guest, with those two retards on the side acting as emotional support sharks.
>>214285322>Jay Dyerfunny how he went from a guy with something to say to getting involved with one of the most blatant faux-christians in recent memory
>>214285256Uhm actually did you know that Sam dated a 16-old girl when he was in his 20s? Yeah, it's that is not okay. Also, his political and artistic takes are amateurish. Trust me, I'm an aficionado when it comes to this stuff. RISDE? More like CRINGDE am I right? Seriously, anyone with a brain can see that Sam is a total loser. And don't even get me started on his "comedy" (if you can even call it that).
>>214266823Do you, like, like Sam Hyde though??
>>214267240Is that what he tells you?
I’m fairly right wing and I think this guy is the biggest Jewish, grifting, faggot, degenerate LARPer I’ve ever seen. Imagine thinking anything this guy says is genuine, he’ll probably have mixed race kids at some point.
>>214285390im literally not arguing with anything your saying cryo, i'm just saying that, you will ruin your life by continuing to obcess over this instead of moving on and seeking mental health help.
>>214285368I've been listening to Jay's podcast recently and he keeps saying some of his fans think e-celebs are "feds," including Sam. Jay denies it but carefully tip toes around the subject and wont get into specific allegations about anyone and never lets anyone on to discuss it. I also find it interesting that Jay's fans seemingly don't have any issue with Jay working for Sam as he's obviously doing the Christian thing for marketing purposes.
>>214285477He has multiple half Asian children already that he hides from his chudcel viewers
>>214285824Not surprising, this dude is literally 0% genuine. Nick Fagtez is a tranny chaser too. Why do young men follow grifters?
>>214284876Sam could bounce back from self-sabotaging his own show on Adult Swim because he could just blame everyone else and his fans would believe it and start spamming the claims everywhereNow with a lot of the creativity from World Peace being gone causing Extreme Peace to be shit and Sam revealing he can't actually hold his own when being pressed to be funny on someone else's podcast it's starting to become more obvious to his long time fans that Sam is just an unreliable asshole. Gotta wonder how many of his fans left will tolerate his associating with known backstabbing worm Nick Fuentes >>214285821Guys like Jay do this to keep them and other "comedians" afloat because they can't handle 9-5 jobs otherwise
>>214283307I think this is L0TAN lol. How else would you know about Turkey Tom videos? L0TAN is Turkey Tom's editor.
>>214286168because i know people who know turkey tom. but you know what you can believe i'm l0tan if you want. also, turkey tom has more then one editor.
>>214282981My issue with Sam is he's such a depressing, narcissistic prick. He's always putting everyone down and spreads "dont bother" propaganda to aspiring comics/video editors/artists/entertainer whatevers because he's scared of comedic competition there's no room for other comedians besides him and his handpicked 20 year old dominican friends with facetats he met on instagram
>>214284063Now I think it's that Tranny that Sam fired after the IDubbbz documentary.
Another day, another Sam thread. You guys must like him a lot!
>>214286219Yeah but L0tan is the only one I know that probably worked with Sam directly.
>>214286219turkey tom also has more than one gf and canno remain faithful in a commited relationship
>>214266653He's getting older and he's fallen off. He's no longer the biggest gorilla in the metaphorical jungle (alt comedy). It's not 2018 anymore, he should just make his nest and sit in it.
>>214286250oh my fucking god his "don't bother" advice is so fucking toxic and gay, i'm sorry we can't all have millionare doctor fathers and go to fucking two of the most prestigious art schools.
>>214286250that actually totally has to do with his own insecurity, according to channing and fjamesprice, sam hyde expressed self conciousness and embarressment over not having coding skills and being able to do game dev. in general he is most comfortable when he feels like a genius, this means he has trouble learning new things because he's uncomfortable feeling like a novice, thus, he's convinced him self that its worthless to try and learn something in your thirties or try to be successful in your thirties with a new thing. so he tells other people "don't bother" to justify his own lack of self improvement.
>>214272510>sam plants his pet mutt zoomer behind the desk to put harland out>harland constantly hounds the zoomer to lean in and embarrass himself with bomb jokes, exposes hes unfunny retard there to glaze sam>zoomer leaves during the gorilla out, harland keeps asking where he wentyou could tell from the start the interview could only end up bananas
>>214286250I never understood why he was such a downer on artists. Obviously you need to be realistic when it comes to being an artist, but how can he say half the shit he does and then hire Jet fucking Neptune and Chris Lynch?
>>214286524read this>>214286359
>>214286524>Neptuneinfluencer mad super genius>Chris Lynchwhizz at audio mixing/editing/splicing. kid's 20 centuries ahead of his timewouldnt you place your faith in them?
>>214286219>then>not thanYour English sucks so you are probably Indian.
>>214284887Why people and not women? Tranny much?
>>214286524>but how can he say half the shit he does and then hire Jet fucking NeptuneDon't know about Chris Lynch but Jet is probably providing young high schoolers to Sam's room via Fishtank
>>214276875>rich>has to spam his garbage show on bant all day
I dont understand the gorilla nest joke, why was he asked to build one? Is there a deeper thing I don't get?
>>214287039Nobody wants to watch that crap so they have to manufacture interest somehow. You don't need talent when you have money for the stuff Sam produces. He could take a shit and wink at the camera and his fans would clap like stupid seals and think it was amazing art and give him money. It's utterly bizarre.
>>214287128Harland the '''comedian''' was making subtle jabs at Sam the whole time and refused to conduct a serious interview. Sam gets understandably fed up with this and flips the table after Harland essentially says he's a dumb ape. He asked for a gorilla, he got a gorilla.
>>214266653vmudream, won
>>214287128Sam got mad that Harland wasn't falling for his usual shtick as the cool guy who's in charge that you should be weirded out and intimidated by The Gorilla Nest wasn't even the real major thing that set him off, it was probably the Ripe and Tight joke Harland made. Sam could have thought that Harland was referencing Marky and sperged out because not only is Harland not letting Sam do whatever he wants he's also now commenting on Sam's past
>another deranged fankid copying someone elses larp
>>214288107I have a feeling it's all true
>>214285390>late 20'sftfy, he was 28-29
>>214287264>go to a comedy show for comedians to have comedy banter >demands a serious interview Harland definitively exposes Sam as a fraud with no actual comedic ability. His only bit is to just say DA JOOOS, expecting to laugh at the outrage of the recipient and when that doesn't work, he doesn't know how to recover.
>>214266653>Larps as a self-built man despite him telling stories of his dad buying luxury cars and bikes as a teenager. They're all like this. Get a free ride in life to pursue their hobby and pretend it's a career knowing their parents will pay for their life no matter what.
>>214285824He has one daughter and thats it
