What am I in for?
>>214266696The movie is okay, but the show is fantastic.
>>214266696Kino
>>21426669630 minutes of kino while they figure out how to operate the Stargate followed by an hour or so of boredom after they do.
>>214266696Hairkino
>>214266736Yeah I'm gonna get there but I want to start with the original so I don't miss anything.
Gold
A passable 90's blockbuster. Empty calories, but entertaining enough.
>>214266696The superior O'Neill. Enjoy it while it lasts.
guys I actually did it I just bought myself this detailed replica of Ra's pyramid ship. the detail on this baby is insane and it's so heavy it's like it's actually made of naquadah.
>>214266806This but the exact polar opposite
>>214266696>What am I in for?Humans figure out to use a fast form of interstellar travel. Instantly we start disrupting local economies, causing revolutions and taking waifus
>>214266696Confusing feelings about Ra.
>>214267416SEXOOOOOO
>>214266696Don't understand the hate for this movie
trannykino
>>214266696>What am I in for?Kino. It ties together the Adventure aspect. A real journey.
>>214267491>>214267756they paid this dude millions because they wanted him so bad. He didn't want the role and presented a super high price because he thought they would refuse. lol. Same with kurt russel.
>>214267196If you end up enjoying the movie and expect more of the same, you're gonna be disappointed.
>>214266696You get the first glimpse of the most important character in the Stargate universe.
>>214268095that's not Major Davis
>>214267928But why?
>>214267491>>214267928>stars in exactly two movies playing a tranny and an ancient alien god respectively>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>214266696If you like it you'll want more then end up watching like almost 20 seasons worth of content spread over multiple shows and movies.
>>214267537
>>214268095Is that supposed to be Rodney from Atlantis?
>>214268445Didn't he play Rufio in hook also?
>>214268940no!
>>214266696The movies is mid. I didn't see the show.
>>214266696>High Anxiety.A GO'ULD CREDIT CARD?
>>214269056reminder there are no Goolds in the movie, that was entirely retconned by the show
Sex Files
>>214266696kinobut on subsequent rewatchings I'm always distracted by the fact they cast a young French Stewart as a bad ass marine.
>>214268957No, that is Dante Basco
>>214268445He pulled a Bowie and later on said he really regretted the tranny shit later on in life.
BAAH!
>>214267316Where did you get it? How much was it?
>>214267196ignore the haters, do the movie, then sg1 series 1, dont worry about the actor changes, it was for the best
>>214268288>>214268095>Blocks your chevrons
>>214266696The Movie: Sci-fi adventure done to perfection, in league with Indiana Jones, engenders a sense of wonderThe Show: Do you mind if the story gets silly now?
>>214268095The Stargate gapes And I must rape
>>214266696Undiluted kino
>not watching the superior wormhole x-treme
>>214268095How the fuck did I never make the connection that he is both in the original movie and an Atlantis character?
>>214273075People assume they're different characters but I believe that he crept through the Stargate on reconnaissance mission and eventually ended up in the Pegasus galaxy somehow.
>>214266736This, except the other way around.
>>214273075Also Lt Big Tits
>>214266696Ancient aliens kino with unnecessary sentimentality
>>214270192Why wasn't this guy ever in Stargate?
>>214266696Young Spaderkino
>>214274033They already had a really tall dude to play a goold
>>214267316samehad to make special shelf just for itthing weights like 10 kg>>214271331masterreplica
goold
>>214266696cute, comfy adventure movieI am not fond of the series, only this movie
Kino
>>214266696kino >>214266736this but swapped
>>214274721>>214269056>go'uld dumb nerdfic name that's not in the movie, same with cringe species name that spergs felt compelled to give the Predator
>>214267337lol how can you dislike the first 30 mins
>>214276042
Just remembered and absolutely loved this early youtubeslop rock opera fan MV of Stargate, thought I'd share. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8rEpy1iCU
>>214274721Hammond of Texas
>>214276042The thing to which the name refers isn't in the movie. In the media where it does exist, it is named. Shut up, faggot.
>>214276085It's extremely rushed and contrived. The actual mystery of the stargate is solved in like 5 minutes, if that. It's obvious Emmerich and Devlin didn't give a shit about that part and couldn't wait to get to dollar store Arrakis.
>>214266736this
>>214266696The movie started off great, but all of the background is supplied via dialog and not actual video scenes. This is film, not theatre, so I don't want to watch the villagers tell of their history, I want to see it on screen.
>>214266806Give my regards to king Tut, asshole
>>214271502Episode 200 was fucking hilarious
>>214266696Kino. The show too. Just avoid Atlantis or the other ones. They suck balls.
>>214273025... is that fucking Piccolo?
>>214279651Jesus fucking Christ, why didn't I recognise him prior?!
>>214266736>it's a Jaffa episode written by Christopher Judge
>>214266696disappointing trash. much cringing.
>>214266736The show got increasingly ridiculous to the point of being like cape slop. It should've stayed more grounded.
>>214279651Wait until you figure out who Dag is
