AppleTV has given us the government surveillance hero we always needed. Glowie with black husband and interracial kids scans the internet for the spiciest of memes, hoping to encourage the next psyop Day of Rage.Hollywood never takes a hint. Each election failure is an excuse to double down and scare the piss out of cat ladies and wine aunts.
>>214270020Yeah, it looks pretty gay. Good thing Tim Cook, confirmed homosexual, is wringing the best juice out of the female demographic orange.
You sound pretty defensive.
>>214270020Damn I want Chastain to suck me off so bad.
>Dangerous, unethical...>I have to catch the sneedposter.
>>214270020Sounds great. Thanks for the recommendation
>>214270020>end of season 1>Chud-maga-hitler-bros we have been infiltrated by top supa hacker>dun dun dun dun>There is only one way to find out who it is>DUN DUN DUN DUN>Each of us has to type nigger in chat>Horrified CIA Stacy look>cut to blackIm waiting on that check netflix
>>214270020Why does she look like the typical "man jaw" ugly woman caricature on /v/
its going to be a reality tv show
>>214270236You're gay
>>214270020AppleTV is the Satanism network.
>>214270185>CIA Stacy's life flashes before her eyes, with montage of her and her kids smiling at each other>Her hand hovers over the keyboard, tremblingThey should print us money for this, anon.
>>214270020>I think I found the recruiter>He's telling me to go to this website for secret operations lemonparty.com
>>214272249this one is ripe for a new chudette drawing
>>214270020woke interracial trash
>>214272249>They're saying an age gap of 5 years...is OKAY.>I warned you this would cost you your innocence.
>>214272728>>214270020What were you expecting?AppleTV is the most pozzed steamer around and the only reason people dont meme on it more is because no one watches it.
>>214270020Strange. Sometimes on /pol/, there have been threads talking about how the FBI under the Biden administration or some other Democrat administration, would be trying to goad or convince people to commit mass shootings.
>>214270020At last, representation for the establishment!
>>214273040The feds have always done that. They only pivoted away during Bush and the War on Terror but once that died down and the dems came back into power they went back to the same ol.Because goading brown retards into fake bomb plots isnt woke.
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>>214273418Billy Crystal BTFO
>mfw this show brings in 100k newfaggots who are going to refuse to lurk for 2 year b4 posting and expect us to help them become domestic terrorists
>>214273120>At last, representation for the establishment!Won't somebody please think of my personally assigned FBI analyst?
>Charlie, I’ve infiltrated their board.>One of the leaders goes by “Gigachad.”>Extremely dangerous. Judging from the photos, he may be on steroids.
>Woe Jack… hmm. Woe, as in sorrow... perhaps. Jack, is that short for Jacob? Or… 'vae victis' — woe to the conquered! Victis... Victims?? Wait… is this man recruiting??
>”You’re a big guy?” What’s that supposed to mean?>It’s code. He’s phishing for a response.. Look, he got one.>”For you?” What are they talking about.>Sex trafficking. Think - what’s the opposite of a big guy?>A little girl.>Correct. And the response indicates that he has one for him.>Sick fucks…
>They keep repeating the word based.>Based on what? Who’s their source?>Could it be a manifesto?
>they keep saying ‘12 does 50’… is that some kind of incel code?
>>214274592jej
>crappleyawn
>Skibidi Toilet...>Is that code?>Oh my God, they're activating a sleeper!
>>214274656kek
>Why are they posting a small image of Vince Vaughn?>(I think? don't forget to double check)>Why is he wearing a dark suit?>"You can’t escape the past. The past is the landlord, and rent’s due every morning.">Is this a metaphor?>What does it mean?
>glowie AWFL with a black husband takes on the evil hacker chudsshitlibs will love this
>>214273418>almost all of the posts are off-topicAt least they got that right.
>I found a series of gift cards posted on the forum...>Each one marked with “do not redeem.”>It’s reverse psychology... they’re daring recruits to break the rules!
>>214270020So good it’s bad slop, must watch while drunk
>they keep joking about “never having touched a woman”… that can’t possibly be true, so what’s their motive? what are they signaling?
>They keep telling me to “show bob and vagene.”...>At first I thought… Bob? Must be a code name.>Vagene? Sounds like Vagine… maybe a cartel contact in Marseille?>But the repetition…>Oh my God... it’s a ritual phrase. A password!
>>214270020Post yfw Baneposting episode>>214270086>>214274536>>214274565L0l>>214272728Interracial ≠ woke pal
>"They keep calling me a coalburner, and that I'll pay the toll!">"They're using the dark web to move cryptocurrency into fossil fuels!"
>>214274963Oy vey!
>>214270020Is this the ultimate liberal woman's power fantasy?
>>214273418Okay but how do you make love to a pillow filled with motor oil? Asking for a friend.
>>214273040There's 0 speculation there. It's absolute fact. Remember that dumbass who tried to shoot up the Draw Mohammed thing in Texas years ago? His FBI handler was literally running for cover when it popped off. I don't think he expected the guy to go in guns blazing and immediately get domed by a security guard.
>>214275005Take your meds
>>214275016Carfuckers!
>>214274626Top kek anon, I about spit my soda on the screen!
>>214273418>Red pilled in a Thai sex shopIsn't that a Chuck Tingle book
>>214275016>Okay but how do you make love to a pillow filled with motor oil? Asking for a friend.
Lads I can't remember the last time I've enjoyed posting on 4chan this much... maybe True Detective season 2, or Dark Knight Rises. This show is gonna be a wild fucking ride
>>214274963>hello fellow 4channers
>>214274963>Interracial ≠ woke palFuck off, faggot.
>They're saying "clean it up jannie" and "jannies do it for free">jannie... January 6th? >those sick fucks are planning to do it again, they think they're gonna "free" this country
obvious bot thread.
>International network of... coalburner extermination legions?>Wait... Oh my God! I've cracked it!>I...N...C...
>>214275226kys
>>214271278>scene ends with her closing her eyes>a single tear flows down her cheek as the view switches to a close up of the text box cursor>music cuts out>heavy keystroke sound>N>fade to black>Nietzsche quote about fighting monsters hovers on screen for 30 seconds in complete silence>Crazy Train plays over the credits
>I tried to mingle in by typing in this greentext they keep using>One of them responded "who are you quoting?">I have to be more careful
>>214275297
>>214275313who are you quoting?
>the frequency at which they masturbate… it’s simply not possible
>>214270020>hiring a white chick to play JIDFbit antisemitic, innit?
>”ma’am, he just keeps telling me to dilate. I-is this some sort of death threat? Die late? Shit, we need to pull the plug, they’re on to u-“>”don’t be a fool, Johnson. He’s telling you to dilate your mind. He wants you receptive to his sick ideology.”
Leaked footage from Savant.
>>214275653You're safe here...
>>214273827Posting here is domestic terrorism and you're all on a list...is what I would say if I were a glowie, which I'm not.
>>214275161People actually watched those shows. Nobody is going to watch this shit.
>Feds did nothing to stop this.But sure, go arrest the Chitwood shitposters.
>>214270020getting real tired of women wearing autist-face
I wish there was something I could do, but I never had an Appletv+ sub or bought a single Apple product in my life, so I can't really boycott more than this. any ideas?
>>214276406never post in any threads about it. that's what retards and shills doif you actually dislike media don't buy it and don't keep front paging all the applejeets being paid in lima beans to keep it relevant. just let it die like all the other trash. anybody who doesn't get that concept is a literal shill
>>214277352so you're saying that you're posting in this thread because you like this garbage wokeslop OR because you're a retard yourself? damn, self own both ways. amazing.I'm here because the memes about it could be funny. bumping a thread on 4chins ain't gonna get any money in the pockets of Appleman.
>>214274963>Implying that subhumans are equal and should be treated as people isn't wokeNext you'll be telling us that faggotry isn't woke either. I guess its your fetish.
>>214276406Yes actually. Get the free trial, watch as much as possible, then cancel without paying. That way you're using their resources AND they have to pay streaming royalties so they lose money.
>>214277589you're now also a retarded shill, you retarded fucking shill.
>>214273418those dolphins had it coming lmao SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU CEPHALAPOD PRICKS
>>214277646>Get the free trial, watch as much as possible, then cancel without paying.nice try Appleman. I won't give you any data, not even a throwaway email account and DEFINITELY not valid credit/debit card info.
>>214275297Unironically I keked.
>>214275470Stop making me laugh anon.
>>214270020> actor partakes on govt psyop enjoys exceptionally long careerMany such cases> electionIt's all WWF
>>214274656Holy based 'cado
>>214275025Also all the journos basicaly begging for there to be a mass shooting then the Joker movie was released.
>>214273418Chaos is the answer?
>>214273418>tornado kills 2 dolphins lmao
I would fuck Jessica Chastain so hard whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned king if you know what I mean
>>214273040There have been a few high profile cases. There was one where some semi-retarded drug addled Paki kid was identified as a potential extremist on social media, so the FBI catfished him as an attractive young female and tried to goad him into plotting a terror attack, saying they would marry him etc if he proved himself. He ended up getting cleared of some of the charges in court because most of the actual plotting was the feds.
>>214270020The writers are literally farming us for co tent right now you FOOLS
Attention all television writers and "dog moms":I just masturbated to Dakota Fanning without her consent.
>I need a linguist. Get me in touch with Harvard>"but it doesn't make sense! For you? To carry? Compared to you? Objectively large? What do you it would be painful? He has a growth disorder?"
>>214270020trailer is pure cringe lol
>>214279924
>>214273418>Replaying 9/11 in my head Man thinking about that incident really triggers jews for some reason
>>214274963>Interracial ≠ woke pal
>>214270020More like Jessica Shitstain lmao
>>214273418Mum we made it
>>214272838Correct. Vile station. I men, they are all vile, but AppleTV gets the crown. They spend millions to troll Christians.
>>214270020>she looks like she.... fucks.....human men? >these monsters dont even consider women to be human!
pleasebefunnypleasebefunnypleasebefunny
>>214281775>image folder
>>214281775frens... I'm printing out my mfw folder just to be safe before the Savant gets to megonna be a long night
>>214273040the fbi made a fake nazi group, that also was pro-pedo and satanic, because I guess in their minds, those things go together. The group had members as young as 13 and leaders, who were fbi informants on the payroll, were giving them lsd and mushrooms, trying to get them to attempt mass shootings
>>214273418Is that how they think 4chan writes? That's Reddit shit.
>>214273177A realistic FBI show could be a great show: Goading their assets to commit various crimes, going to events and sticking out like sore thumbs, creating fake terror groups, investigating innocent groups, knocking on the doors of /pol/ posters to intimidate them, etc. That is multiple seasons worth of storylines.
>>214270236Probably your estrogen levels are making you jealous
>>214275297I cried everytim!
>>214272728let me guess, she also spends her weekends away from her black husband to help her mother take care of her nana who is a Holocaust survivor?
>>214270077
>>214273418>>214272728
>>214282429
>>214283110
>>214283110She seems like a generous lover. That is probably why she is such a good actress.
>>214283117
>>214283136
>>214283136Dude she seems like her uterus is the haunted hallway at a horror show
>>214283181I can exercise it>did you see what I did there anon? It was a double entendre!
>>214283147>I have to be able to kill my child if it’s inconvenient I just HAVE to OK?!!!
>>214283227that would be exorcise
>>214283165kwab
>>214270020DEY HEA
>>214283165She got married that year (at 40 years old btw) and did not abort 2 kids since thenI mean I fully believe she broke down, she was 40 with multiple abortions and no family, can't sympathize with dumb feminazi libtard bitches thowould
>>214279315I'd paint her chin white if you catch my drift
>>214270020wine aunts and cat ladies have lots of disposable incomeof course they're gonna keep selling stuff to them. duh wokeness never dies
>>214283165I would keep her company but she would need to be more open minded
white women and black women are the only groups to move left in the last election.
>>214270020The real question is how much do they pay her?
>>214270020It's funny because ALL these actresses have Black lovers on screen and NONE of them have Black lovers in real life. Why is it so important to Hollywood to make them have sex with men of color?
>>214270077I'm told I'm quite offensive actually.
>>214273418>nuke the kurdsoh how jewish it all is lol
>>214270020>you disagreed with me politically>that means you're moments away from committing a mass shooting/terrorist attack>look at me! I'm literally shaking, terrified by your ultra-super-duper extremism>I have to protect the community>now I can treat you as if you're a violent criminal when all you've done is organize politically and non-violently, exercising your constitutional rights>look, I believe in democracy and free speech but there's no room for hatred - 'hatred' is what I say it isthis is the engine of multiculturalism. This framework is what they use to neutralize political, democratic threats to Western multi-culti systemsFor the cherry on top, on occasion, they'll send antifa over to beat you up and the moment you lift a finger defending yourself, now you have committed actual violence and these people will start convulsing as if you've committed the worst atrocity imaginable and give you more time in prison for punching an antifa than a child-rapist gets - and they'll gloat about it
>>214270020>>214283110>>214283147what a silly cunt
>>214270020she looks really hot here in a milf kinda way, she looks like a ginger kendra lust
>>214287105Kendra kinda lost the appeal to me once she went mainstream. Chastain is one hot bitch though. She has nice feet as well.
>>214270236/vee/ is full of chinlets and turd worlders.
>>214275653>channel4kek you can't make this shit up
>>214273418>13 Reason why William Barr roxxxxI post like this
>>214273418Good thread >>126723368
>>214289052https://4archive.org/board/tv/thread/126723368/what-did-cbss-evil-mean-by-this
>>214289073Thanks for wading through the archives for that anon. I totally forgot that CBS had a show called "Evil." Just goes to show how instantly forgettable network thrillers are these days. I watched all 10 seasons of "Blacklist" and I couldn't tell you what James Spader's character's name was if you held a gun to my head.
NGL when I saw the pictures floating round I thought it was for another MBB vehicle (and not the kind she used to run down Jeffrey Star with). When I looked up the premise, I knew in an instant that it would be libtard hasbara about mass shootings with the message "those heckin imageboards need to be banned!" As A Christchurch truther, I'm *not* looking forward to when they litigate that in the show.
>>214282353not a bad start
>>214283110nasty woman?
>They keep saying they're fatigued>Clearly this is a sign of mass psychological decline. >Their society is collapsing under the weight of its own ennui.
>Pierce Brosnan and Achitecture...>I get it>It’s actually a critique of postmodern nihilism. >By invoking Brosnan, they’re subconsciously yearning for order — a return to structure. >To foundations. To pillars. To columns
>>214273418The more I look the more accurate it becomes
>>214292430how new are you?
>>214295110new?
>>214295120go back
>>214295139back?
>>214270020What do you think 24 was?
>>214270020"To infiltrate 4chan I had to post tits and dance naked. I've gained their trust."
You're trying too hard, greentext newfaggot.
