Honestly what are the chances of her directorial debut being good? If it sucks will the critics glaze it anyway, or will it be the beginning of the culture finally turning on her?
She needs to get fatter.
The Wall takes no prisoners
>>214273820Almost zero, and I say that as someone who really enjoyed folklore
>>214273820>TSfor me? It's TS Playground
>glazeMUSTINSTANTLYADOPTANYNEWSOCIAL MEDIA... WORD!
>>214273820I'd glaze her anyway if you know what I mean.
Just watch this interview with Martin McDonagh and see what you think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8zfsf4azLo
>>214273820Taytay, my beloved. Any idea what her movie is even about?
>>214273820She's a white woman, so they're going to pan it.She represents hetero-normative whiteness, so they're going to be eager to take her down a peg so they can seem more like punk underdogs.You need to understand that these people are cannibals with crab mentality, and they eat their own. Especially when people step out of their lane.They're going to tear her down no matter what.That said?The movie is going to be shit because she doesn't have any talent. It's unbelievable narcissism that she's even bothering in the first place. I think she's smarter than people give her credit for, and she's more media savvy than most given her background, but she makes normie pop songs. I genuinely disbelieve the idea that she has anything interesting to say, and I disbelieve she understands the language of cinematography well-enough to express herself in that medium even if she did.Dua Lipa could probably direct a good movie, because I've actually been shocked with how Dua Lipa has said smart things on camera before. She actually has ideas, Taylor Swift does not.
>>214274026A girl going through a breakup, probably
>>214273820Her team is very careful about protecting her image. Getting her involved with the CATS movie was probably their biggest mistake. She gets pretty favorable media coverage at this point. That short film she directed got positive spin from the media even though it was meh. Chances are if they let her write and direct a low budget film it will make money just from the support of her fans. When the media turns against her she will be forced out of the music spotlight like katy perry just was. I think she has at least another five years.
>>214273820Can't be worse than her acting or dancing
>>214274066>She's a white woman, so they're going to pan it.Her last few albums are the worst shit she's ever dropped and they still got critical acclaim. She was time's person of the year. The culture still loves her, and any criticism is chalked up to misogyny. Wonder if a huge cinematic disaster will be enough to change the tide.
>>214273820>glazeposting this word outside of /ck/ should be grounds for a permaban
>>214274181Why'd media turn against her until Carpenter makes bank on the same level? Somebody has to corral ~young women's attention span
>>214273923>>214274234I'd glaze her, if you catch my drift.
>>214274198I think you underestimate the narcissism of film critics.Music Hollywood and Movie Hollywood are two different things. Movie Hollywood is going to feel shown up if her movie succeeds. She'd make them look like fucking idiots if she made an amateur movie that actually did well and was considered good.She's going to be associating with a different pool of people who, rather than RELY on her success, are going to feel THREATENED by her success.Yes, they're all liberals, but they're entitled narcissists first and foremost. You need to remember that.
>>214273820Small. It's a big step to go from Music Videos to other media. Not saying it's impossible but what I've seen from her direction just look like long form music videos. And not very good ones. Nothing "pops" visually in terms of arrangement, it uses aspect ratio and color to make-up for the clumsy editing and lackluster composition. Not saying she's a bad artist or director, it's just that you expect less from Music Videos than from other visual media and even then her stuff is lackluster. If you were shown a Taylor Swift MV with a different artist, you'd be like "whatever, it's okay I guess..." That's why no artist has ever asked her to work on their MVs with her as a director. Her name/music carries the weight of her work. Compare this with Spike Jonze, Kendrick Lamar, George Michael, Beyonce, Madonna, etc. who artists would KILL to get their MV directed by. You see their MVs and compare them to Swift's and her videos just fall flat. It's hard to have creativity when all your songs are about luxury; Oh, if I was a man, oh if I could pick the right guy, oh if I could have him call me back, Oh I didn't really need him, all her topics are just vapid "1st world problems". Not saying there isn't a market for that niche but, it's not going to be high art. No one gives a fuck about posh white women who have "anxieties" about everything, outside of that demographic.Women will probably go see it if she sticks to her niche. If she deviates are tries to create any higher art, it will fall flat.tl;dr She's a white woman with no kino experience, so probably not.
>>214273820Cute boy
>>214273923>newI hate the term but it's been around
>>214274093Yes agreed tortured poets, terrific work anyways... is that an ass I see on you
>>214273866Some slip through the cracks
>>214273820i NEED to get her pregnant with my bbc
>>214273820Looks like a tranny
>>214274093that's what everybody expects so it will probably be a murder mystery or something about a high school girl overcoming an eating disorder and social media bullies.
>>214275515wtf i love Taylor now??
>>214275892She obliterated the wall
>>214275515hot
>>214273820>TaylorSwift>TS>TransSexualSo obvious
>>214274015>46:09
>>214276659you got me anon
>>214275515>>214275396>>214274438>Amerimutt posting hours
>>214273820I want her to stamp on my balls and laugh at me and then suffocate me with her feet. As I start to die I'll see her getting pounded by BBC. Once the death DMT trip starts I'll be seeing a giant fractal mommy Swift getting pounded by the DMT nigger god. Eternally humiliated
Taylor Swift is the Devil
>>214273923glaze has been around for nearly a decade dude
>>214273846Dumb fag
she shouldn't be allowed to sing all those "i hate men" songs now that shes engaged
>>214274026The trials and tribulations of a rising showgirl. Featuring lesbian sex scenes with Sabrina Carpenter. Olivia Rodrigo plays the villain.
>>214277358Her being a dem mindbroke MIGApedes
>>214275515Why is /tv/ so gay?
>>214273820>>214274093>>214275368>>214275892>>214278915My AGP queen!
does she have big tits or not?after all these years i still dont fucking know
She won’t be directing shit. She’ll just get a directors credit.
>>214282633She had a boob job, a decent one, I'd say.
>>214282633No, she doesn't. Any time her tits look big it's because of a very aggressive pushup bra
>>214273869>>214274093
>>214282941Her figure's been nicer since she gained weight. If you're not a bigger that is.
>>214284017Excuse me, nigger*
>>214273820she hires people to make her music using NDAs and pretending it's her and the same will be for "her" films
Last night I had a dream where I was at a party and I noticed Taylor Swift was being bothered by her mother so I banged her so that her daughter (TayTay) could have some time away from her nagging.What did my subconsciousness mean by this?
>>214284080what the fuck are you talking aboutshe's always had a bunch of songwriters and producers credited in her albums
>>214282633They're just the right size
>>214284400how gay can you be to know this
>>214273866At least those airbags inflated when she hit the wall
>>214275892
>>214273866yikes
>>214275368anon...
>>214287025cherry picked pic aside, she's definitely got some work done and kinda starting to show her age, but aside from that weird spot next to her mouth she doesn't look bogged to me at all
>>214273820She can see she's being replaced by Christina Carpenter, and now has to act like a whore to hang on to what's left of her youth. She might as well fully commit, and make a Showgirls remake
>>214287133she used to be more finnish nordic looking
>>214275368She was already walling mid 2010That's not natty. She even got a boob job
>>214287252why do you have pics of underaged girls saved?
>>214287252crazy how quick women age like crap after leaving high school.
>>214273820She looks like a slut in this outfit
>>214275368>>214275892>>214284062>>214285359>>214287252Okay, I'm actually starting to wonder if the anti-Swift narrative is a ploy by the Judeo-Left to vilify a traditional extremely attractive White woman.
>>214273820Our pres said everyone already turned on her
>>214287551He congratulated her on her engagement so it seems like they made peace
I hate Taylor Swift!
>>214287396Good
>>214273820Needs more meat on her bones so her booty can get bigger.
>>214273820Someone AI this to go nude
>>214289101Keeping the collar on obviously
>>214273820>all that money and still can't look younger than 40Grim state of women nowadays
>>214273820
>>214275892>all blue eyed blonde haired celebs once worshipped by reddit roasties and trannies now being called white supremacistsbased I'm a fan of syndey and taylor now
>>214287252
>>214287312what underage girl? that's a google search image i just saved of taylor swift, she was fucking older than me
>>214273820Or dissimilar to her musical writing career, she will probably have someone “co-direct” her film too, and she will take majority of the credit.
why she looks like a kingdom hearts character here?
>>214290146That's an interesting word you used there, buddy... "was." You think that's how it works, huh?
any celeb ai nude videos going on anywhere?>>214289434>>214289528Based
just maker dazzler already
>>214275892That was a great dress on her
>>214290318>>214287312What are you talking about?Underage of what?
It's crazy to me how people can prefer young sticc Taylor over recent Taylor, she's such a prime piece of fuckmeat these days
I like making Taylor babecocks on /b/ and we all pretend to suck cocks and kiss each other for mommy in a non-gay way.
>>214282035>My AGP queen!
>>214282749She just put on some weight and isn't rib-skinny anymore
>>214284017Agreed, she never did it for me until she put on some pounds, but all that extra weight went to all the right places. Reputation era and after she's a smokeshow
>>214273820it's going to make money, it doesn't have to be good
>>214290244It's the straps.
>>214287522>taylor swift>traditionalyou're such a fucking retarded nigger
>>214295032Maybe he meant a woman who is a attractive according to the traditional beauty standards. In that case it's correct.
>>214295032>when you lack reading comprehension AND the intelligence to realize such
>>214284017I am bigger, I'm a skinny shit and my ass is 12cm bigger
She was cute, but she received the call
>>214291429she's clearly like 14-15 in that pic.
>>214287396She's just playing catch up, it's a shame the current cultural shift didn't happen early, she should've been slutting it up since her 20s
>>214273820Well she calls herself an English teacher despite never having been one so that alone is a red flag. Anyway nobody cares about what indie garbage she’ll make. Just bring forth the capeshit already.
>>214298036Even in slutting it up she's very classy about it. Her appeal is broad and a lot of her fans are young girls. She can't exactly do what Sabrina Carpenter does when her appeal lies largely with 45 year old moms and 12 year old daughters, she can't exactly do what Chappell Roan does when she's playing everywhere from the Middle East to the Deep South. I mean it's sexy, but it isn't exactly what you're gonna see at a real cabaret.
>>214298036when did she turn into a slampig?
>>214273846>>214278355The only way to avoid the wall for a woman, for at least a few years anyway, is to allow graceful weight gain. For the baddest of bitches, this can postpone the wall until menopause. Unfortunately for women there is no going back after menopause no matter how hard you try.
>>214298171Women can't attain true beauty until they're 40. Everything before 40 is just coasting on vagina eggs.
>>214298271You're half right. The most womanly women in the world don't peak until their late 30s/early 40s, such high class babes like winona ryder. The tragic thing about women like that is you don't know they're one for 4 decades. The other class of high value women peak between 13 and 18 and rapidly decline in their 20s. Some rare women can be both, like michelle trachtenberg who unfortunately was struck down before her milf worthy time. In one in a million cases you do get the most powerful woman of all, the gilf, but such sightings are once in a 100 yeats.
>>214275515it is one despite what the shills are saying
>>214298137She gained a lot of weight around 2018, then lost some again during covid, giving way to her current peak form
>>2142738201 in 3 chance if she is passionate about the subject matter and gets a really good production team to help her.
>>214298036She only did this after Pam Anderson slutted it up at her old age for awardbait
>>2142738200%, foids are not capable of making anything interesting or having anything to say or even having a unique perspective on an old topic, especially a foid whose entire career is singing mass appeal algorithm pop
>>214287522
is she ever not absolutely caked in makeup?
>>214300375>absolutely cakedi'm sure she's wearing some makeup here but the more natural look suits her really well, probably won't see much of it now that she's in bimbomaxxing mode
>>214284017
>>214297056Her career started when she was 14 and she was mature beyond her years and able to speak for herself on national television. She won a grammy for Album of the Year at 18 or something which was then the youngest person to do so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpx1nFctZJU
>>214284062>>214278915>>214298036holy shit when was the photoshoot and what is the context? This is the hottest she has ever looked and maybe the most skin she has ever shown.She rarely shows skin and its weird that there are barely any paparazzi pics of her in a bikini on the beach or something.
>>214301525These are the photos to promote her album which is releasing in a few weeks. She is pulling out all the stops and throwing everything into it since she knows they are going to push her out of the spotlight in the next five years when she is past her sell by date.
>>214301525>>214301578
>>214301460>I'm allowed to have pics of underaged girls as long as they accomplished stuff.
>>214290131Whatever happened to him
>>214273846Pregnancy soon bro
>>214284062>>214298036>>214299040>>214301804If she let you have your way with her what you do
>>214301804>>214301269jesus christ almighty holy shit. taylor makes me WEAK bros
>>214287312why are you discussing them?any mention or photo of anyone under 30 is rape
>>214302326Take her to the movies, have a nice dinner, cap the night off making slow and tender love in a fancy hotel. She's paying for everything ofc
>>214301954>she was on TV when she was under 30 meaning she was raped to death by the entire planetkill yourself roastie freak. guarantee you're FAT as fuck. disgusting
she should have married karlie
>>214303225they both should have married me in 2013.
>>214273820>Honestly what are the chances of her directorial debut being good? Low.> If it sucks will the critics glaze it anyway, or will it be the beginning of the culture finally turning on her?Huh?
