Will we ever get a movie on this guy like with Epic Beard Man or all those twitch streamers on Free Guy
>>214280914Nevertheless.
>In contact with the owner of the store>Possesses psychic-like abilities>executes families with an iron but fair fist>gets free six packs globally>causes once in a lifetime events every time he goes into a store
>>214280914who is this guy?
>>214281093They didn't tell you?
How do I get treated by the owner the store bros?
>>214281531Be a high ranking member of the cartel
I suspect the store owner doesn't actually know him, and he wasn't being treated to a free six pack. I bet he's just some drunk rando who walked in from the streets, and he got further drunk inside the store.
>>214281093He's been treated by the owner of the store.
>>214280987Could spin it with a Gnostic-themed angle. He's the manifestation of a metaphysical force wrestling for control of the mortal plane. He seeks to upend the foundations of creation and reverse the past, while the black guy filming is fighting his own battle between free will and destiny, attempting to bring order to a chaotic, uncaring void called reality. Thus they both are on a unavoidable collision course that alters the fabric of time
>>214281599Dude you take that back, this is clearly a man of the upper class, in constant contact with the aristocrats, wheeling and dealing with the people who make this country run like clockwork.Take it back or I will tell Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes
>>214281691t>his is what smelling you own farts looks like.
>>214281453Lol
>THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE OWNER LISTS ME, MY SIX PACK, YOUR FAMILY, BUT ONLY ONE BEER
>>214280914>Will we ever get a movieJust walk on, don' worry about it
