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Cast the rest of the movie
>Danny DeVito as Colonel Campbell
>Awkwafina as Naomi
>Michael Cera in a wig as Raiden
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>>214282849
>NIKITA LAUNCHER
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Elliot Page as Liquid Snake
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>>214282849
Brian Tyree Henry as Otacon.
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Cast him
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>>214283164
Seth Rogan
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STEVE NO!!!!!
WTF BROS!!!!
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>>214282849
What about the Rock and that little black dude?
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>>214282849
CHAFF GRENADE
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>>214283532
>L-L-LAV-AAAAACK
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>>214283164
SON NANOMACHINES LMAO
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>>214282849
Brendan Fraser as Fatman
>Sob....and grow fat!
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Clint Eastwood as The End
>sharpshooter
>old as fuck
>still working
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>>214282849
Idris Elba as the DARPA Chief
Bill Hader as Otacon
Kurt Russel as Ocelot
Jeremy Irons as Liquid Snake
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>>214284028
Can he even get down into a prone position like that? Seems like it would be difficult and painful for someone in their 90s.
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>>214284291
Have a stunt double for that, Clint can dub in his lines in post.
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>>214284291
Could he even shoot a bolt action rifle or would the recoil blast him away
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>>214282849

>*kssh* no! That is not solid snake! *kssh*
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I..... AM SNAKE EATER
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A HIND-D?!
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Grey Fox
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>>214282849
>Christopher Walken as Ocelot
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>>214284490

>A HIND-DIBIDIDIBIDIDooooooo
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>>214282849
An all black cast except for Rosie Perez as Mei Ling and some white guy as Vulcan Raven.
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>>214283164
cgi Steven Seagal
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>>214284723
>and some white guy as Vulcan Raven.
>This is Raven's territory. Snakes don't belong in Alaska
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If this is real I hope Jack Black, the writers and directors all get ass cancer. I never wish death on anyone, but jesus fuck dude.
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>>214284846
>You're half-Japanese. My ancestors came to this country across the Bering land bridge from Asia. In a way, we're like cousins.
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>>214283164
Stephen Colbert
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>>214284875
It is and will make 1 billion dollars and be the biggest meme movie of 2028
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>>214282849
Fake and gay.
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>>214283164
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needs more LeBouf
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>>214285415
He's a Johnny.
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>>214282849
>second half of the movie is just watching snake backtrack for 45 minutes to morph a keycard into different shapes
really though why do people pretend this game is good or holds up at all?
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done and done.
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>>214283164
Michaels boss in The Office looks a lot like him, he just needs to bulk about 100 lbs
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>>214285597

Damn this is old
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cryptic metaphor
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>floor 2 basement?



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