Cast the rest of the movie>Danny DeVito as Colonel Campbell>Awkwafina as Naomi>Michael Cera in a wig as Raiden
>>214282849>NIKITA LAUNCHER
Elliot Page as Liquid Snake
>>214282849Brian Tyree Henry as Otacon.
Cast him
>>214283164Seth Rogan
STEVE NO!!!!!WTF BROS!!!!
>>214282849What about the Rock and that little black dude?
>>214282849CHAFF GRENADE
>>214283532>L-L-LAV-AAAAACK
>>214283164SON NANOMACHINES LMAO
>>214282849Brendan Fraser as Fatman>Sob....and grow fat!
Clint Eastwood as The End>sharpshooter>old as fuck>still working
>>214282849Idris Elba as the DARPA ChiefBill Hader as OtaconKurt Russel as OcelotJeremy Irons as Liquid Snake
>>214284028Can he even get down into a prone position like that? Seems like it would be difficult and painful for someone in their 90s.
>>214284291Have a stunt double for that, Clint can dub in his lines in post.
>>214284291Could he even shoot a bolt action rifle or would the recoil blast him away
>>214282849>*kssh* no! That is not solid snake! *kssh*
I..... AM SNAKE EATER
A HIND-D?!
Grey Fox
>>214282849>Christopher Walken as Ocelot
>>214284490>A HIND-DIBIDIDIBIDIDooooooo
>>214282849An all black cast except for Rosie Perez as Mei Ling and some white guy as Vulcan Raven.
>>214283164cgi Steven Seagal
>>214284723>and some white guy as Vulcan Raven.>This is Raven's territory. Snakes don't belong in Alaska
If this is real I hope Jack Black, the writers and directors all get ass cancer. I never wish death on anyone, but jesus fuck dude.
>>214284846>You're half-Japanese. My ancestors came to this country across the Bering land bridge from Asia. In a way, we're like cousins.
>>214283164Stephen Colbert
>>214284875It is and will make 1 billion dollars and be the biggest meme movie of 2028
>>214282849Fake and gay.
>>214283164
needs more LeBouf
>>214285415He's a Johnny.
>>214282849>second half of the movie is just watching snake backtrack for 45 minutes to morph a keycard into different shapesreally though why do people pretend this game is good or holds up at all?
done and done.
>>214283164Michaels boss in The Office looks a lot like him, he just needs to bulk about 100 lbs
>>214285597Damn this is old
cryptic metaphor
>floor 2 basement?