She will make a fine Lara Croft
>>214289737MOMMY
>>214289745She cheats on her partners btw
>>214289771even better, my real mom cheats too
>>214289771hot
>tattoos>even worse childish scribble tattoosInto the fiery pits of hell with you, whore
>>214289737>animated show was an abomination>now they're doing a live action oneDead on arrival
>>214289777>>214289836She's gonna make you watch
>>214289737posting a much inferior tomb raider thread when there's another going strong in the catalog. for shame, OP
>>214289737She's not gonna, but she should wear something to enhance herself for the role. Angelina did and she already had tits so just do it. It'll look better.
>>214289737If she gets some nice titty implants she'll be perfect. Amazon will be throwing LotR level budget at this so they will probably CGI massive honkers on her though.
I like celebs in lingerie anf she did a scene recently in a black garter belt, she can do whatever she wants in my book
>>214289913stop, im already rock hard
They can even make a joke at one point about bruised titties cause she's constantly slamming chest first into walls she's leaping to and grabbing. C'mon Hollywood just hire me I've got it all figured out.
I fucked her after the club when we were both studying at St. Marys, shit was cash
>>214289737Anyone that works for their action movie physique deserves their celebrity.
Doesn't matter when the script will be dogshit.
why does she have an xmen tattoo
>>214290326she was jean gray bozo
>>214290307I STRONGLY WISH TO GIVE HER A JAW MASSAGE.
>>214289737Impressive built for a woman, but I doubt she can take me head on. I'm 6'1 and weigh 250 pounds, laws of physics dictate that in a fight I shall be able to over power and pummel her into the ground within a minute, however given her impressive built she could potentially knock me out with a single well placed punch to the jaw, negating my clearly superior strength. It would be an interesting fight, but 9 times out of 10 it is her than ends up a vegetable in that scenario. Dexterity is all well and good in video games, but in the real world strength dominates. Yes, I'm quite confident in my above analysis.
>>214289737We need a nude Lara Croft
>>214289737having such body and then ruining it with shitty tattoos. sad.
>>214289737What about that shit looks like Lara Croft?
>>214289777>>214289913>>214290050Mom double penetration is so good bros.
>>214289737She's too blonde.
>>214290469Nerds of that time were deadly afraid of any kind of musculature on women. She would have defined arms and abs.
>>214290476Classic Lara is a dark redhead / auburn. Blonde hair can be dyed into that with very natural looking results.Of course they're doing a version of the latest Lara, though.
>>214290539yeah, the age of heterosexual gamers is over
>>214290539In this regard, I like this portrayal the most. It still technically depicts a LAU Lara and not a Classic Lara, but for most intents and purposes they are interchangeable in this context.
>>214290571Probably a better angle, here:
>>214290571>>214290583Based
>>214290539Made up problem. As a character she just need to look beautiful, cool and sexy.Also this >>214290562
>>214290571Tits too small and not larger than life enough
>>214289863overreacting a tad, aren't we?
>>214290539Kill yourself, faggot. Tomb Raider is a dead franchise and you faggots murdered it.
>>214290583Yeah. That's exactly what I meant in my mind. Track & field physique fits her.
>>214289737where are her breasts?
>>214289737abs
>>214289737Didn't Lara Croft have boobs though?
>>214289737critical drinker react video when?
>>214289737smooth, feminine, nice definition. that is a solid 8/10 pit. very well done
>no tits
>>214289737Flatter than that, it's concave.
>>214289737as an actress she has the range of a plank of wood.
>>214289737Nice pits
>>214291319Just imagine what a 5/10 would look like according to this guy lol
>>214289737nothing says Lara Craft like a photo in which a woman is literally hiding her face
>>214292746As a woman too.
>>214289737We are doomed to only have real Lara in hentai.
>>214289737>>Blonde and pale>>ZERO TITS>>Disgusting tattoos>>Animation was liquid shit>>Made by that cringe feminist with a cockroach on her foreheadDEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>214290571>>214290583>>1911s instead of HK USPsCome on....
Well, at least she was smart enough to get little tattoos that can easily be removed via lazer.
>>2142897370 sex appeal Which is why it will flop
>>214293032>lazerWhich word stands for "z" here, pray tell?
>>214290434She has a gun bro
>>214293407just type in hindi, i can probably find a translator better than you online
>>214289737>replace ginger roles with blacks>replace med roles with gingerswhats the end game here?
>>214289737This was shopped. She deleted it after.
>>214293519Laser is an acronym, anon. The s is in there for a reason. The reason being that s is the starting letter of a word in this acronym.
>>214293565but how do you know it's shopped?
>>214293565>>214293691It's not shopped, he's a retard.It's a real photograph that is consistent with other photos of Sophie around that timeframe.She deleted it because it was WAY too obvious that she was preparing for the role of Lara before the official confirmation (the "leaked rumor" is a few months old, the official confirmation was only a couple days ago). Amazon probably told her "this pic is making people talk too much about something that is technically still unconfirmed".
>>214292998>>>ZERO TITSLaura has been retconnes to be a scrawny tan girl with small tits since Vikander
>>214294128Only canon Lara is from 96-06. Anything after isn't Lara nor Tomb Raider.
>>214289737Prime Evangeline Lilly or Biel are the Tomb Raiders we were denied
>>214294128>vikanderno one knows about that because it sucks ass.
>>214294168says who?
>>214294353nta but anyone with a functioning frontal lobe says so.
>>214294128>Laura has been retconnes to be a scrawny tan girl with small tits since the dogshit 2013 rebootFIXED>>214294353
>>214294353Anyone who follows Tomb Raider?Are you the kind of person who thinks that TR2013 was the first reboot of the franchise and the character?
>>214294353>says who?Eyes and brain. That's the character.
>>214294277Biel would have been amazing physique-wise, but she is way too Amerimutt in appearance. And I don't mean she's unattractive (I actually find her very attractive), but she has a very not-Lara face.But 00s Biel is a good "reference" for sure.Kate Beckinsale had an era when she would have absolutely rocked Lara's personality (and I think she has a very fitting face for her).
Lara is like James Bond, or maybe Godzilla. The original Core Lara is a different character than legend Lara, which is a different character than reboot Lara.
>>214294480nta but at least LAU adventures and LAU Lara can be headcanoned into Classic Lara. You just need to disregard the shit changes to the origin and close an eye here and there. The rest is fun and feels like Lara.Le's say that she's A Lara, but not THE Lara.2013 is jsut IP rape
>>214294521Yeah, she's a beauty, but doesn't look very Lara-yotherwise just add some padding and goooo....
>I don't like it therefore it's not realyou guys are literal children
>>214294522>Lara is like James BondAlthough you have a different reason to compare them in that message, I've always thought that Lara and Bond can be a good pairing for a crossover story.(and now both are owned by Amazon...)
>>214294522Core and LAU are not really different as characters, just their continuity doesn't gel. FU Crystal Dynamics and your fetish for muh parents
This needs to be posted in every Tomb Raider thread:https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38
>>214294575>enter thread>nonsequitur>leaves?
>>214294575I have now rebooted Good Will Hunting to make it like Fast & Furious 10.If you don't like this and consider the reboot not real GWH, you are a literal child.
>>214294547>can be headcanoned The games have a very different atmosphere. Lara talks differently, she has those two annoying faggots talking to her all the time.
>>214294599>Core and LAU are not really different as charactersAnon, LAU Lara profusely apologizes to King Arthur's statue for taking the mcguffin because she really really really needs it for something good, otherwise she wouldn't bother his resting place.(this is in the same level with a very fun forklift destruction sequence, so go figure)
>>214289737Where's her breasts?
>>214294649Yeah, but it's not that aggravating. As I said close an eye here and there.
>>214294662>She enjoy doing what she does>She pays respect to a buried legendIs that in conflict with Lara Croft as a character?
>>214294547>changes to the originI actually don't mind Lara's parents being dead (instead of out of the picture) and also a person-shaping experience happening very early in her life. These parts actually make for a cleaner story imo. You could even tweak Classic Lara to have this kind of backstory.The hyperfocus on the parents and the goody two shoes alignment is the really bad part. The *actual backstory* (not what it leads to) is fine in LAU, imo.
>>214294722>She pays respect to a buried legendShe doesn't pay respect to him, she "reluctantly" desecrates his tomb out of necessity, not enjoyment. Her entire story is out of necessity, not enjoyment.I agree that in the parts of the games where the plot doesn't surface Lara is still quite "fun and charming and sassy", sure, but that's a very surface-level distraction.
>>214294729Nope, her origin story is a defining factor.I hate the ide3a that you can change pieces of fundamental lore without changing the character.A Lara that wasn't disowned is just not Lara
>>214294766Her origin story is barely relevant. It's something written in the manual and not mentioned again in any of the games.
>>214289737Who would win in a fight?
>>214294766Her character-shaping experience happens too late. I'd much prefer if Lara was a thrillseeking ruthless cunt even in her teens (not as an adventurer yet perhaps, but something like mingling with sketchy youth and stuff like that, working on her skill set and other related experiences, and being in control of her fortune, none of which need to be told as stories in games or movies but can be a backstory).Also, book-writing to finance her adventures is a fucking lol if this is set in the 1990s (and later). Like, come on. She's a world-renowned Joan Rowling? Who describes her super-illegal shenanigans?I like Classic Lara as a character very much, for the record. I just think her backstory is laughable.
>>214294843I have zero idea who this is, but from a single image she looks like someone who is not afraid of a physical scuffle within reason, as opposed to Sophie.
>>214289737>tatsdropped
