Wtf did this nigga do all day?
you wouldn't believe it.
>>214292448Try to not die mainly.
>>214292448goon
>>214292448What any man would.He played with his balls
Probably stare at the ocean, hoping to see a ship. It's too dangerous to goon to cave paintings. What if a ship passes by and he misses it?
did him and Wilson ever get... intimate?
>>214292448Probably spent a lot of time looking for the perfect stick.
>>214292448He had sex with the dead pilot’s body and later he dug it up and did it again.
>>214292488Wilson airhole was gaped
>>214292459He collected sea shells by the shore?
>>214292467what did we goon too? i think i would probably start off masturbating to girls i know like i do now. After a while on an island of madness, depravity, and hunger i may be led down a road of degeneracy. perhaps anime girls drawn in my cave but i wouldn't have the necessary artistic skills to draw them, perhaps i would start fantasizing about the local wildlife. perhaps i would stick my cock in the sand and twirl, pretending i am fucking the island itself. idk it's a dark path anons.this is why we only goon mentally and never watch pornography
>>214292736he*
>>214292448>didn't work anymore>didn't actively look for jobs>didn't go to school or get an education>didn't shave anymore>poor personal hygiene>probably relied on escapist daydreamNEET
>>214292448
Why didn't he weave himself a shirt and pants?
Seems like the perfect life.Fish for an hour, spend a few minutes collecting coconuts -- food prep maybe takes 20 or 30 minutes at most. Spend rest of the day relaxing on the sand or swimming in turquoise blue water.Who the fuck would want to be rescued?
I ask myself the same. I somehow spent 15 adult years without learning or experiencing anything. Just posting on the same imageboard, playing the same few video games, rewatching the same shows and consuming inane content I forget instantly.
>>214292899Because he chose the lesser of two weavils
>>214292965This is my life too.This world currently sucks ass.
>>214292983Holy shit lmao
>>214292448watch the movie and find out, dumdum
>>214292965>>214293007Get a job punks
>>214292965>>214293007>Self inflicted0 sympathy from me
>>214292965>>214293007brutalyou will never get those years back tohow does it feel to utterly waste your precious youth? you do realize that people who do that are at a massively increased risk of suicide, right?
>>214292965Same except I spent those years learning a bunch of useless NEET skills like 3D modeling, programming, animation, design, and how to play the guitar. Because I wanted to create my own video game. None of these skills can actually help me get most real jobs. Then AI came about and made them even more useless. I feel cheated really. I'm still working on my dream game but it probably won't ever be finished until the nuclear death of the earth so it really doesn't matter.
>>214292965lel same
>>214292488Wilson does not appear in the book the movie was based on, and was in fact added by Hanks in refrence to his wife Rita Wilson and the time he slapped her until his hand bled. Also, in the book they tell you what was in the package he never opened. It was ice... the thing he missed most of all. Had he opened the package, he could have had ice the whole time, and maybe even used it to freeze the water and simply walked home.
>>214292488Rita? no, she was with Bruce Willis
>>214293322that's why i always tell people to learn a skill that makes money first, "muh dream vidya", "muh dream book", "muh i want to be le musician" is all horseshit that WILL make you waste your lifeso glad my grandpa told me i was a faggot when i said i wanted to be an artist, he said that shit comes after you learn somethign that makes you cashwould have easily ended up as another millennial loser who "just follows his passion, money will follow"lmfao
>>214293453>and maybe even used it to freeze the water and simply walked home.
>>214293646your grandpa should have told you not to redditspace
>>214292448Ask Wilson.
>>214292448>eat crabs>eat raw fish>jack off to his ugly 40 something year old wife>talk to Wilson for 16 hours straight>consider suicide>jack off to Wilson
>>214292937Get appendicitis and die a painful death.
>>214292448Do castaway people dream of electric sheep?
>>214292736>fucking sandGood way to grind your dick into a bloody stump I suppose.
>>214293453This is cracking me up so bad.
>>214292448he's literally me. but I have a computer and am inside all the time
>>214293453man, imagine after all these years on that island and he comes home and the person the package belongs to opens it and it's just a perfect block of ice, the thing he needed the most all this time. he'd have a pretty dumb look on his face
Survival in the wild will keep you busy. Look for more water, look for more food, gather firewood, catch fish, cook fish, repair/improve shelter, etc. No you don't reach a point where you're "all set" and can just relax, your resources will always deplete, conditions are unpredictable, there will always be stuff to do.
I always thought that he and his wife would eventually end up back together.
>>214293453the books are always better
>>214296000They filmed it, it's on the DVD extras>Well I'll be a son of a gun, it was ice! Hell, I must look like a straight up goof right now! Gosh darn it! And you know before these whole shenanigans, I was set in my ways like a fencepost in red clay? But know I's be free. Ahh, but pay no heed to this old fool, mister, I'll be out of your hair quicker than corn through a goose
>>214292448accumulate skin cancer
>>214296444Nigga you never heard of shade?
I would take charcoal and draw fantastic sketches on every flat rock surface of porn scenes from my memory: Safira Yakkuza getting DAP’d while crouched in a basin of piss. Adriana Chechik’s famous triple penetration. Raylene’s tits covered in three loads as she says “I’m young, dumb and full of cum.” Rocco’s fat cock slapping his load on Katja Love’s shaved head while Nacho blasts ropes in her face. I’d become an adept artist through sheer repetition and practice and after a couple years I’d have photorealistic drawings all over the island and when not eating, looking for food and sleeping I’d be gooning continuously. If a plane or ship came near I’d hide so they could steal me from my paradise and thrust me back into modern hell.
>>214292514A noble quest.
>>214292529
>>214296567amateur. I would draw porn reaction images.
>>214296525No, is that some sort of rapper?
>>214293070that's easy to say, with the cards i was dealt it would have been a long shot to even try, and much humiliation would have had to be endured before something good could even start happening to me.
>>214293292>you do realize that people who do that are at a massively increased risk of suicide, right?what's that statement supposed to provoke? it's not like the years can be gotten back, and it's not like knowing this would change anything
>>214292965same but i remember the media i consuumed
>get lost in tropical setting>can literally loaf around all day eating delicious fruit and fish>get lost in the cold>literally can't stop moving or else you dieany cold survival kinos?
>>214293292>how does it feel to utterly waste your precious youth?it doesn't bother me that much. we all have the same fate, even if you do everything right
>>214297878It's a necessary position to insulate themselves from the truth. Most easily witnessed in richkids' insistence on being self-made nietzcheans
>>214292467
>>214293063Yeah, waste your life being a corporate slave and never earn enough to buy a home. The American Dream is dead!
