>own room>in a semi-detached>big enough for a single bed>as a 9-year-old boyThis is torturous child abuse to middle-class authors.
>>214293055That would make a neat gaming room for when my wife’s boyfriend is over
>>214293055>mfw Americans have it so bad that they think being abused as a child is luxury
>have demon living under your stairs that could use his magic wand to set you on fire, drown you, kill you with an actual curseI understand why they were on edge
>>214293055Why did Dumbledore let him grow up like that?
>>214293088I don’t think he really cared that much
>>214293080I'm British. I'd have loved my own room at 9, even if it was just a bed.By puberty, you could just masturbate whenever. Total privacy.
>>214293055>a semi-detachedA what?
>>214293077Plato’s Goon Cave
>>214293145Why post the edited version?
>>214293055As a claustrophile, I wish I could have lived there.
>>214293080Our bedrooms are bigger than your tiny houses thoughbeit Mohammad
>>214293145is this comfy?
>>214293175why does this babushka pretends to like fortnite? Or is it for her grandson?
>>214293159it is literally a screenshot from the video
>>214293206>the coom cubby
>>214293055I know someone whose bedroom was under the stairs. Both he and Harry Potter turned out better than I did.
>>214293224You cropped out her boyfriend, chud
>>214293206>stand up>knock myself out with the corner of a step and break expensive gaming setupnothin personell, g*mers
>>214293206>no door lockable from the outsideget with the times, sis
>>214293145wheres the hamster feeder?
>>214293055Ya, idk what he’s complaining about. He’s lucky to be in a home where he gets 3 meals a day, his own room, bed, a safe neighborhood, good school, etc. He doesn’t get beaten or abused. Maybe he gets verbally berated and shunned however that’s nothing compared to the average Forster child, which he would be if I was the patriarch of the Dursleys. I’m not raising some orphan, he’s going right into an orphanage if it were up to me and in that case he’d be lucky to be adopted into a family that’d be half as nice to him as the Dursleys.
>>214293235Harry married a coal burner and became a fat cop
>buys a big ass house>is forced to play video games under the stairs. how cucked is this?
>>214293257>oh fuck you scared me. oh yeah that’s right.. our son still lives with us..
>>214293206has to be the worst one. your head can barely fit in there
>>214293290Makes sense to hide such shame from your guests at that age
>>214293290 egirl’s secret boyfriend’s bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2C3UBkbXsc>comfy microhome>living there would have been rent/rates/tax-free>even GENERATED a profit at the time (energy feed-in tariff)wish these actually went into production ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzjFEU_gjglonger video that explains it more.
I have one of these under the stairs spaces in my basement, I just turned it into a control room to store all my home theater equipment and whatnot to keep it out of sight. Pretty convenient room desu
This is probably the most retarded one, at least if you ever need a paramedicvideos/we-built-a-gaming-room-inside-our-stairs-/399054235224021/
look at all the other plebs
>>214293206how can he comfortably sit so that his head can tilt upwards and see the second monitor? specially with the headset
>>214293088It was necessary for character building because he didn't know if the prophecy applied to him or Neville, who grew up coddled by his grandmother. Pottermore explains this
>>214293307Happy wife, happy life, anon. You wouldn't understand.
>>214293405Thank God I never will
>>214293417>eat¨>drinkwhere?
>>214293392yeah, >>214293206 has NOTHING on this one.
>>214293055
>>214293417the desk and PC are fine, even the fairy lights.but why ruin it with the tacky signs/decals?
>>214293476>even the fairy lights.Are you 12
>>214293447oh neat i have that case. Corsair 300R.doubt i'll build a PC again for a while, but why the hell do they all have garish rainbow shit now?
>>214293365in my country that's most likely illegal
>>214293506nah, just trying to make some concessions. the neutral paint is fine, the plant is fine...?maybe you could have some strip light somewhere, give it an epic gamer glow. but then that's it. get rid of everything else.
>>214293290From cuck sheds to cuck cupboards. It keeps getting worse.
>>214293513>NO YOU CANT HECKIN DO WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR OWN HOUSEfag country
>>214293365Also seems like an uninsurable fire hazard of an idea
>>214293392Those are some massive speakers for that space lol what's the point. Might as well just use headphones
>>214293627at least they're warm inside now
>>214293634your cuntry has paper walls lmao
>>214293788i live in serbia so i think i could count the paper walled houses in my entire country on one hand
>>214293788>lives in a cuck country that literally won’t let him do what he wants in his own house>comebacks with a ridiculous meme in response because he has nothing real to sayConcession accepted.
>>214293088as long as he lived there as a child, he was protected by magic because his mom sacrificed herself to save him and somehow that carried over to Petunia
>>214293788Japan?
>>214293055Read the books, retard.
>>214293788ACTUAL paper walls are kino (e.g. Japan).is 'drywall' in the US just plasterboard? you could just punch through your walls?
>>214293874The "books" are the fanfiction —with plot holes everywhere— of a stupid woman who self-inserts a lot.
>>214293830>lives in a cuck country that literally won’t let him do what he wants in his own houseyou 70 IQ mouthbreather are not even aware of the HOA that your mommy's house belongs to and what rules they set. neither of the house insurance and their requirements.
>>214293055It is child abuse, because they have enough rooms in the house to give him his own bedroom, you dumb nigger.
>own room>in a semi-detached>big enough for a single bed>as a 9-year-old boy>This is torturous child abuse to middle-class authors
>>214293055Why didn't anyone at Hogwarts do something about Harry basically being abused by his foster parents?
>>214293818This is Serbia. You wish you had paper walled houses.
>>214293935based
>>214293435i would use medical grade bags and tubing like for IVs and such and fill them with soup and energy drinks. i do that when i go into movies and dont wanna pay out the ass at the concession stand
>>214293417That's nicer than those doomprepper bunkers that have been cropping up over the last few years.
>>214293088Idr the youtuber's name but they actually changed the story to where Potter ended up growing with the Weasley's and Ron ended up in Hufflepuff. It was more interesting than what we actually got innthe movies.>>214293261Harry would've been safer with Sirius Black.
>>214293788>everyone in europe lives in a castlethis meme is retarded. you're like the morons in LA who live in a concrete wastleland and LARP that everyone lives in a malibu waterfront mansion
>>214293818>serbiaSo you're not white and you're poor. Got it.
>>214293914>fanfictionof what IP?
>>214294123The Worst Witch
>>214293973are schools in your country doing anything about children being abused at home? before they even enrol?
>>214293973LOL. You mean the school that regularly tortures its students and throw them to dragons and merpeople?
>>214294205>are schools in your country doing anything about children being abused at home?yes
>>214294352>cat scratches>torturei mean just a generation/two ago, my dad would get his knuckles rapped. hardly the worst thing in the world, but it does fucking hurt (try it)
>>214293447>>214293392>>214293290>>214293257>>214293206How do these people all afford two story houses?
>>214294404I call bullshit. They don't even do anything about children being abused right in the school. A bunch of bullies could torture a kid in front of a class and the teachers would only act when the victim strikes back. It is like that everywhere, Germany, Sweden, Japan, especially USA. I heard stories from all those places and experienced first hand myself (in Germany).
>>214294505an average computer programmer working at FAGMAN could afford one in a rural area (WFH) in less than a year, without mortgage
>>214294540Not life they live in the area they need to be to get those jobs.>They'll just live in their car!Yet the vast majority don't and normal people don't want to. Moreover, no one wants to live in rural, flyover shitholes.
>>214294194real niggas remember wizards of waverly place
>>214294605I have been working from home for the last 5 years
>>214294194For me it's Sybil Hallow, though the show has a lot of cute and funny girls
>>214294058Sirius Black was in Anthraxkaban or whatever it was called.
>>214293312>Buying your own house in 2025>Starving to death while paying rentBeing poor is worse than being non-white