>be me>Vic Shield>leave wife at home with autistic kids>make fun of Dutch Boy as I come in to work>sexy lawyer broad visits the Barn, making eyes at me>fuck her in the supply closet>tastes like sweet butter>Aceveda trying to put the squeeze on the Strike Team>gang shooting in Farmington, Aceveda needs our methods, can't shut us down yet>hit the streets with Lem and Shane, itching to crack some heads>shake down crips and cholos, show 'em who the big dogs are>gotta twist their arms a bit, but we get some answers>Shane almost calls one a nigger>tell him to head back, send Ronnie instead>new wannabe gang boss, Big 10, wanted to make an impression>on Strike Team's radar now>find a dealer, make him tell us he sold Big 10 a 10 pound batch>probablecause.jpg>smash down Big 10's door, no questions, just blasting>Big 10 took 10 to the face>he was reaching, had to put him down>streets safe, Aceveda seething, Dutch Boy jealous and malding>Shane crying because he didn't get to shoot the black guy>wife left with the kidsJUST ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>214295841That's Ivan. He works in the pit.
SUCK?
>>214295841PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD.....
I'm a different kind of cop
>>214295979BOTH of them!?
small but natural
>>214295841kino... but for me its the carl weathers episodes
>>214296014What was his problem? Vic, not the sadistic pedophile. Who offers up their eight year old like that?
>>214296594Ha, not anymore! She got implants right after the show. Sadly, her career was already over. She missed the DEI train by like 10 years.
VIC MACKEY KILLED A COP
>>214295841>arab gunned down by cop >american flag conveniently laid there next to his dead bleeding corpsewhat did they mean by this?
>>214295985What does he do?
>>214296639Money Train for me
>>214295841>Vic ShieldGet the name right, moron. It's Vic TheShield.
why the fuck would butter be sweet?
>>214297435He records
>>214297914it's supposed to say Vice Shield
>>214297435>uhhh... hey vato... isn't that kinda, y'know, gay, man?
>>214295841And Anon posts sneed?This guy... this guy is just SHITPOSTING... just shitposting all over us, and we just smile and clean it up!?Anonymous Poster makes off topic threads! He... he posts racism outside of /pol/! He checks dubs! You know what he did yesterday? He... he told me to seethe and dilate for the sole purpose of making his shitposting seem like a personal vendetta. He may have made a Fishtank thread! And that's just all in one day! I wonder what he's going to post today! I wonder what he's going to post tomorrow...THIS GUY... this guy is just SHITPOSTING... he's SHITPOSTING all over us! He's SHITPOSTING on you! What does it taste like!? Hiroshimoot, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like S H I T to me!
>>214297435He gets a kodak of this
>Have a stick of gum, /tv/
Is this thread?
ITT times you were literally Dutch
>>214296014>mom walks in>I got a young daughter, only bout 8 years old, want me to bring her in? you can suck on her tits a little? she's got some friends I wouldn't mind just...>disowned from the family
>>214296910its an interrogation technique, lets the guy believe he is dealing with a corrupt nonce cop and ends up incriminating himself
>>214298969every day :^(
>>214297319Fuck around and find out. Sand monkeys knocked down our towers. The rest is history.
>>214295985
>>214298969when someone stole my dingdongs
>>214299017>every day :^(You're an expert detective that outwits serial killers and pedos, maybe makes fun of them, and get the occasional dudebro office pranks? Sounds like a cool gig anon, we could only be so lucky.
>>214298969>walk into the family room>"Oh hey heh heh. Studying for the SAT I see. You know I passed that test a few years ago. Maybe I could help you study?">cousin bats her eyes at me knowing she's gonna fuck the lawn guy anyways>dad ignores me and continues cutting my sister's arm off in the other bathroom
>>214298925Too bad about your son, though.
>>214295841Based thread. Sums up shield nicely.
>>214298710lmao
