Why are ancient Romans and Greeks always portrayed by Bongs or Bong-adjacents like Aussies?
>>214303775Name 10
>>214303775The posh vs. cockney British accent is convenient for immediately distinguishing between the aristocrats and plebs for the audience. You can't really do the same with an Italian accent.
>>214303775didn't a substantial amount of trve romans (as in non italians) settle in gaul and briton after their military service?
British have 60-75% Italian DNA. There's still loads of Roman architecture in Britain from their Romanization era.
>>214303775ancient romans and greeks were much whiter than modern ones, so they can't really pick some brownoid mutt if they want accurate aesthetics
>>214303882that's entirely wrong. romans left no genetic impact.
>>214303775If they’re speaking English then it’s the only other option besides American. Also duh, Americans associate a Received Pronunciation accent with class and nobility, which are often also what Romans bring to mind
because modern italians are the disgusting inheritors of a bloodline defiled by intermixing with the worst of the gutter races
>>214303775Bongs have a certain decorum as we ascribe to the ancients, unlike americans.
>>214303796The only Roman movies I can think of where they are not bongs is The Eagle with Channing Tatum. It's appropriate since America is now the one fighting colonial wars.
>>214303775Because they need actors that speak fluent English. So they choose bongs or australians and the like since because American accents aren't well suited. Also lot of our actors suck at doing those accents.
>>214303775Cultural appropriation.
>>214303775Test
>>214303912the welsh are entirely roman
>>214303889they were browner because virtually nonexistent germanic/slavic gene pooltf you're babbling about?>>214303917germans and slavs?
>>214303980lol. lmao, even.
And what of Good Solonius?
>>214303912I live in Newcastle in northern England. Near me there is a Roman memorial to Roman auxiliries from Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) who served on Hadrian's Wall. These people did not return home at the end of their service, they stayed and had families. Once the Romans settled Britannia the soldiers were Romano-British. Britannia was one of the last provinces to send legions to aid Rome in the 4th century AD.
>>214303882At best, the only Roman DNA we have is through The Normas.
>>214304005cope and seethe
>>214304014what was so fucking good about him.
>>214303812They don't have those accents in Rome tho. Vorenus is Irish and Pullo is a Geordie.
>>214303912How the fuck could be here for four centuries and leave no genetic marker?
>>214303980The Welsh are the surviving Britons.
>>214304130barely any romans permanently settled. google it. it's certainly unusual, but true.
>>214303796Peter O'Toole in MasadaOlivier in whatever the fuck you can imagine him in, but lets say Spartacus. Peter Ustinov as NeroHopkins as TitusAlec Guinness as AureliusWilcoxon as Marc Antony in CleopatraMalcolm McDowell as CaligulaJack Hawkins from Ben-HurTHE ENTIRE FUCKING CAST OF I, ClaudiusThis chain smokerJackie Chan
>>214304030cope and seethe about real history?
>>214303866>>214303775It was the last place the Romans conquered before the fall
>>214304376exactly
>>214303775What romans considered "white" was white skin but dark eyes and dark hair. If you had light colored hair and eyes, you were called "nordic", and the nordics were considered inferior.
>>214304425why? I'm not whiteoid from north, lol.
>>214304462Seething brown rapebaby
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>>214304685>that picturelooooooola small trivia, did you know blonde haired white aryanoids are historically a creation of brown men and white women? lol
>>214304023England seems like a cozy place to live. Is it?
>>214304836not anymore
>>214304877Is it really that bad?
>>214303775Victorian England fancied itself the next Rome and there was a big revival of Greco-Roman art and aesthetics and modern stuff inspired by it, including revivals of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Sophocles' Oedipus Rex. That especially drove home the association of Bongs with Ancient Rome and Greece because a lot of British stage actors of that time were global celebrities.
>>214304820>nigger fanficBack to your discord
>>214304462>these light brown haired aryans are just like the mixed modern meds with black hair and eyes on the right!yikes, you probably believe this
>>214305060>my fellow white people
>>214305114that dude on the right looks like he could have red hair
>>214303775because there aren't enough Chinese actors to portray all the legions.fact is 'rome' was a confusion with 'ro mai', the name of the ancient Chinese civilisation that ruled the world for thousands of years.
>>214304462i'm laffin'
>>214305154WE UZCHING CHONG N' SHIAT
>>214304836It can be. I am fortunate in that my corner of England is still England but we won't last much longer. Goodbye my fren.
>>214303775You can watch some old Italian movies where they are played by Italianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfKLRHT81Q
>>214305139red hair is abundant in many locations actually.I can understand italians claiming (even phenotypical white ones because no people care that much about phenotype irl) but germanic / slavic people? it's mental illness. you have nothing to do with europe's noble past. just accept your past as literal subhumans.
>>214305139Dude, I think you are color blind lol
What this brazilian favelamonkey huehueing about
>>214303775Because almost all pop culture references to the Romans and Caesar are from Shakespeare plays, of which British actors are usually trained to perform.
the entire roman empire was pre islam. people around the mediterranean from rome to egypt looked like people. and not arab rape babies
>>214305987We have genetic samples from the era and guess what, Italians are the closest thing to the ancient Romans, unsurprisingly. They didn't look like angloids like in your delusional head canon
>>214306436yeah they looked like heavily tanned euros. that's what i said
>>214306482>goes to cherrypick the most german looking italian everlol
>>214306602LMAO-ing at your /tv/ knowledge if you think that's german looking italian
>>214303775https://youtu.be/0bi1PvXCbr8?si=FxdDQsv2Li_VJJK4
>>214306629retard
>>214306727yeah they conquered the entire continent and not a single one was like>i wanna fuck one of these blondes and i'm the retard?
>>214306602Totti doesn't look German at all, he has an actual aquiline nose not a short snub nose and the big forehead like Germans tend to haveThere are many Italians who are blonde, it doesn't mean they are ''german'', same way dark haired germans aren't ''italian'' just because they have dark hair
>>214306802i just figured till schweiger looks exactly the same as rocco sifredi
>original Italians weren't whitetop kek fucking niggers, they started to get brown when the empire expanded, than pretty soon reverted to normal once it collapsed. Republic Italians didn't look like arabs or any other southern medshits. Genetic studies show that.
I think those threads are started by Indians to make westoid poltards fight each other
>>214306768well, apperantly >>214304462 they (romans) didn't lol. after all, blonde hair was a sign of prostitute. I dont think they would want to call their own people prostitutes.or that they were seen as lower status like how half-white people are called mutts on 4chan. they probably have degrading slurs for half blondes, kek
>>214307194They are.
>>214307153literally you btw>>214304005
>>214307237>jeets are responsible for my subhuman past
>>214307260Go read a book your stinking pajeet.
>>214307309Confirmed for jeet.
>>214303775Because the Italians and Greeks have completely incompetent entertainment industries.They could make these shows, they just don't because they're too poor and stupid.
>>214307221there's like a half dozen rulers who dyed their hair red because it was fashion at the time. i'm again saying: those romans went to europe and didn't want to fuck some blue eyed blonde bitch? out of your mind if you think they didn't bud spencer doesn't look like a turk at atll. he looks like a dark haired euro
>>214307310get real, hans. you subhuman nordoid.>>214307363entertainment is huge, I mean HUGE. people will believe whatever current narrative is.>>214307380Idk, maybe they just used them as sex slaves and didnt want any offspring. who knows. but it's written fact that blonde hair was a prostitute / lower class trait
>>214307237>>214307337Its like clockwork the seethe never stops from the eternal white bastards
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>>214307221the empire lasted for 500 years. maybe in the first 50 years they felt blonde was nasty. but as far as we know the best, most expensive slaves where the ones with fair hair and fair eyes
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>>214308072>jeet complaining about repetition
>>214308166Seethe more you genetic dead-end.
>>214308257>Seethe more you genetic dead-end.
>>214308348Seethe more ples
>>214308506>Seethe more ples
>>214304820>They look like us if we just photoshop the image to change their entire facial structureMeanwhile the white "cope" is just a recolor of the actual statues they made.
>>214303775Greeks are too based to bend a knee to movie mogul shills and therefore don't get cast in films
>>214308596Sick arms. If this guy just did benchpress for volume instead of max weight, his chest would be so killer.
>>214308584>entire facial structurelol>Meanwhile the white "cope" is just a recolor of the actual statues they made.lmao
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>>214308649Yes, what you posted now is literally a recolor of one of their statues with fair skin and red hair (presumably representing light brown hair?). Lets see how natural it looks with brown skin and dark hair, just a recolor, no widening the nose or altering other features like you did in your first post.
>>214308760>Yes, what you posted now is literally a recolor of one of their statues with fair skin and red hair (presumably representing light brown hair?).>Lets see how natural it looks with brown skin and dark hair, just a recolor, no widening the nose or altering other features like you did in your first post.
hollywood doesn't care about rome/greece so it usually ends up being british productions
>>214303775Medds rule Europe from 1500BC to 1600ADeveryone portrayed as MeddAnglo Rule from 1750 to Presenteveryone portrayed as Anglogee idk m8 its a bloody nancy drew mystery
>>214304895Yep. Bong here, the last safe places are really rural villages.
I am sick and tired of everything being a race thing
>>214304836>>214308886>>214304895
>>214303912>>214303980if we had any roman dna we'd be better looking but we're fuck ugly so that's out of the picturethe answer is probably that a lot of us are into acting or at least good at it
>>214308649Roman statues have clearly features you commonly see in Italians (and other southern euros in general) not in northern euros, aquiline noses, curly hair, noses that are longer than their foreheads (with germanics it's the opposite), eyes that are big (germanics tend to have smaller hooded eyes), normal cheekbones compared to the high cheekbones of germanics. Statues of actual nordic people look nothing like Roman statues
>>214308939Nobody claims italians were nordic, they just weren't sand niggers.
>>214305570>brazilianHe is literally Indian. He spams threads with the same 5 Indian male/ white female couples as well
>Julian found the Egyptians more intelligent than the northern peoples and given to crafts>Julian thought that Africans were civilized, intelligent and mild-mannered, whereas he saw Aryans and Anglo-Saxons as warlike, barbaric and cruel.
>>214309792>cant conquer northern Europe>seethe
>>214309843>America can't conquer Vietnam>seethe>?
>>214303775Because Italians can't speak English. And Italian-Americans are the worst. They're descended from the slaves Romans had, not from the ruling class.
>>214309921>the slaves Romans hadnorthern white people?>>214304462
>>214303775they had electric hair clippers in ancient rome?
>>214309921The Romans were as brown as those and without having to use the spray tan
>>214304221>English people make an English movie in English.>They cast English actors.Casting ethnically accurate actors is something that has been only happening for the last 10 years. And it still has a lot of problems, because they're simply not enough of actors, who can speak English fluently or have star power.
>>214309947They had slaves with many different ethnicities. You selectively choose one painting as your "proof". There were plenty of Italian and Greek slaves.
>>214303980SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>214310160The slaves were overwhelmingly white northern Europeans and the masters were aryan (Indian)
>>214304023> These people did not return home at the end of their service, they stayed and had families. No they left or wore sold as slaves to Gaels and picts
>>214310219Cope Rajesh
>>214303775you can look up how caesar looked - actually looked like one those guys in the pic
>>214310320those illustrations were bunch of nordcuck cope>>214304820
>>214303775That's what they looked like before Muslim rape.
No matter what they tell you, Game of Thrones killed any possibility for a third season to be filmed.In b4 HBO bots trying to deny reality.
>>214304005You're a retard Ranjesh.
>>214310433The muslims were only in Sicily, any other retarded cope that you have?
>romans were actually... le Indian!lil bro over redeemed
>>214303775I have pullos hairline, but not his face. What did God mean by this?
>>214303866yeah. they also all fucked off during the early middle ages.
>>214310051>English people make an English movie in English.My anon, all except for I, Claudius and Caligula (if you are somehow willing to pretend that Guccione is not an American) are American productions. He specifically asked for Bongs masquerading as Romans. There was and really still is a trend across the cinema. I don't know what windmills you are fighting against here.
>>214304025m8 the normans were literally vikings. yes, the ones that settled naples too.
>>214309548north italians are germanicsource: genes
>>214303912I think you'd be surprised
>>214310717No they aren't, and the source is your ass, not ''genes''
>>214310718This welsh actor also kinda looks like Pavarotti
>>214310408there are busts and coins of him, looks almost exactly like the guy in op pic
>>214304989The correct answer.
The pajeet is the same one who makes seethe threads on his and pol. He lives in the UK
>>214303775Everyone said Rome was good but I ignored them and turns out they were right.
