what can we agree on that Gunns Superman got right?
>>214310952FUCK NO
>>214310952nothing, it was all pretty shit.
>>214310952It started with a generic le funny untrained doggo assaulting its injured owner. Legit made me laugh. Doesn't make it a good movie, but the scene was done right to elicit the exact response it was designed to.
I wouldn't know since I shut the movie off around the 40 minute mark when they defeated the giant CGI monster in the city.I'd say from those 40 minutes, they got the Superman/Lois bickering scene right. It felt like an actual relationship that has love in it, but also ideological differences, and was easily the best scene in the movie. Idk, maybe I'm just getting too old for capeshit anymore.
>>214310952i want to fugg skyler gisondo
Superman 2025 is one of the worst superhero movies of all times. James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violence, out of place quips, undeserved melodrama and perverted sex obsession brings all his trademark traits to this rendition of Superman. This isn't a Superman movie, it's a Marvel/Guardians of Galaxy movie with Superman in the middle of it. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing Justice Gang far more than he does writing Superman. The former which ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseam throughout the movie.What makes Superman a compelling character is gone in Gunn's sloppy adaption. He's not particularly strong, he's not particularly wise, he's a poor leader, he's extremely narcissist and gets easily emotional. And this is supposed to be a seasoned Superman. It's almost like Gunn was projecting his own shitty flawed character on to Superman. The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.The action scenes are just a complete mess of CG blob. Superman is basically a rag doll that gets thrown all over the place and nothing in this movie has weight or meaning to it, particularly in its action. There's a scene where Lois and Mr Terrific break into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled with a very catchy music montage of all the enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Clark trying to keep a CGI baby from drowning in lava with his deus ex dog arriving in timely manner to save him again. This is straight out of a Marvel movie and has no place in a Superman movie.This rendition of Lex is also his most shallow depiction. There is no nuance or intelligence to this Lex. He's not particularly shrewd and constantly spills out his plans for everyone to find out. He throws into temper tantrums just like Superman and starts to sob and cry because Superman is better than him. Where is the elegance and intelligence of Luthor? This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling another spoiled strong kid. 1/10, MCU slop.
>>214310952He got the colors right, and in the right order too.
>>214310952Superman always trying to keep everyone around him safe (willing to tank tremendous attacks, not dodge around them), the Kent family vibes being lighthearted not depressing, a lot of normie Clark moments. Gets some other things wrong or weird. I still prefer Man of Steel but that is what I liked about Gunn Superman.
>>214310952Nice, lighthearted tone and colour palette. Superman saving people. Clark being an idealist and justifying it to the point where you actually agree with him. The message that people should help other people. The issues were some of the Gunnisms. He can't hide his snide side sometimes, it comes through in raunchy humour and sarcasm which work for a cheap laugh in the moment but leave sort of a bad taste lingering. Also, maybe a little too much focus on responding to the critics of Man of Steel to the point where it's too noticeable that "we're not Snyder." I think it could have treated itself a little more seriously and it would've improved it overall.
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>>214311216>Literally kills and maims dozens of men with his laser vision Kind my ass
Imagine spending two hours passive aggressively trashing MoS while ending with this trainwreck of a scene. I hate Gunn and his online fanboys so much. They're all spineless bitches.
>cross-eyed actor >color swapped kingdom come logo >loose fitting suit with new 52 cuffs and collar >highlighter blue suit>loose trunks >marvelslop seams and pads >long cape >bad hair dye job >obvious fake musclesthey couldn't even get the actor or the suit right. this movie was every bit as much of fuck up as Man of Slop in his grey suit with the squiggly crest
>>214311130He didn't. The color balance of the whole movie is screwed up, the blue levels are too high and the contrast is off.
>>214311341Wtf is this? Did they have Stephen Chow choreograph this sequence?
>>214311114>ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseamWhat were those two jokes? I must have missed them. Every time.
>>214311216Did you like the scene of Superman crying like a bitch to war criminal psychopath Lex about muh feelings?
This movie fucking sucked. There wasn't a single good thing about it. They botched the suit. Just look at a close still off it.
>>214311421The name is Justice Gang, it's not placeholder!We're cooler than Superman actually!!
>>214311429It's so cheap looking.
>>214310952Im never watching this shit. Kill yourself.
>>214311429WalMartMan
>>214311429Looks great
>>214311271if they had shown her getting eiffel towered by some giant aliens maybe
>>214311293They’re still alive thanks to the armor.
>>214311572no they not. you're just retarded
>>214311572The heavy armor is also why they survive a 500 meter drop? Gunn is a fraud.
>>214311459They wanted it to look like a work uniform cause that would make him more "relatable".
>>214310952Hope, goodwill, positivity. I liked most of it. Some of the music montages were a little cringe for my taste. It was a lot better than Man of Steel, that's for sure. I'll watch a sequel. I liked that Green Lantern. His middle fingers at the end were funny. I don't understand why so many of you assholes on this website hate it so much and pretend it was terrible. It was a really solid movie. And the opening with the 3 years, 3 months stuff was clever.
>>214311597Watch this>>214311341The soldiers on the ground are still moving and some are trying to get up.
It made good money and got a fast tracked sequel. Has good reviews and somewhat naturally occurring memes. Best Superman film since Reeves.
Don't care what 4chan contradicting shit is. I enjoyed this movie and I don't care what you faggots think.
>>214311609lol, you're looking for physics logic in a capeshit movie? Selectively high standards you have for your comicbook slop, huh?
>>214311235Lookin good, Diaperman!
>>214311638>It made good moneyyou still telling yourself that?
The whole city was destroyed but conveniently enough nobody died or sustained heavy injuries. Awesome writing!!!!!
>>214311650DUDE JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN AND CLAP AT THE SEX JOKES
It was actually FUN like a comic book. They had silly shit and other heroes swooping in and quips. The thing jackhammering the eyeball was fucking hilarious. Or that background fight in the sky while he's talking to Lois. There was so much inventive shit in it. Makes me want to check out the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Remember when they tried to cancel Gunn and the whole cast said they wouldn't work with anyone else on a sequel? That was awesome. He beat the stupid cancel culture system and now he's winning.Feels like a win for everyone.
>>214311744Go to sleep Gunn, you pale pedo fuck
>>214311691You're still convincing yourself that it was a box office bomb? You people are just retarded. There's a sequel with a release date and you still pretend that it was a huge failure. I've never seen such delusion. Indian zoomers are doomed. Just believing your own reality doesn't work in the real world as you soon will find out.
>>214311796If you hate me and my movie why are you promoting it with clips? lol, this doesn't even make sense anymore. The people contributing with the most images and videos are "disparaging" the movie with their totally organic "hate". Very strange times on /tv/. You got rabbit season and duck season mixed up and I'm here for it.
Why was he there?
>>214311424Shut the fuck up you antisocial dimwitted Snyder incel. You are completely fucked in the head.
>>214311625Owen Hart moved after falling to his death.
>>214311691It’s getting a sequel you Cavill faggot jeet
>>214311691$611M post-Covid is fantastic
>>214311114That's nice, Jeet.
>>214311691Jesus those hands are tiny.
>>214311925fuck...he screamed "look out" as he was falling as well. everyone thought it was fake even when they stopped the match and announced his death.
>>214312045Especially for a reboot. I thought this now was legitimately going to bomb because nobody was excited for yet another Superman reboot. People are over reboots of the same characters
>>214311925>watches capeslop>compares it to the death of a beloved entertainer You fucking faggot. That's enough of this shitass board for a while.
>>214311114they hated anon because he spoke the truth
>>214311114fairly accurate.i didn't enjoy seeing superman super weak in every way for the whole film. starts off battered and has his bones broken and shoulders dislocated etc all the way to the end. never seen superman so weak, and it didn't add depth to his character either. i can see how children would like the film, if they've never seen superman before. it's full of anime style characters, the dog, the stupid sidekicks, the cartoonyness of the whole thing.i just finished watching man of steel for the first time about half an hour ago or less.it was alright, I like the superman portrayal, but it's missing the whole middle of the film. it goes instantly from him becoming superman to having to save the world from the general he'd been told about 5 seconds before.it felt very mechanical, like it was a transformers film, the justice league felt like that too, lots of metal crap and no point to it.pity Henry Caville couldn't be superman again, he was good for the role.lots didn't make sense in the film, felt like they were chopping and changing things to try to keep the audience from guessing the next bit, but in that way it felt forced.i doubt anything will top Christopher reeve's superman, especially the first one - it had it all, felt like a film for one, cohesive, and was family friendly, did mahlke you hope for him, show a little weakness for him but not too much, and felt real enough while also being a comic.superman 2 was good too, which is mostly what man of steel followed.i never bothered with the superman before caville, a friend saw it at the cinema and said it was just a lame remake.
>>214311925rip Blue Blazer
>>214311341yeah it was lazy computer animated poo poo.none of the fight scenes felt good, none were satisfying and you never want to root for him.it's odd.
>>214312403fag
>214311482U first snyderjeet
>>214311453the lantern guy was pretty lame. I mean in terms of powers - why can't they make a single good green lantern in films?
>>214311341>Finished the fight with his Ultimate Attack: the Spinning Lightsabre Penance Stare of Urban Annihilation
>>214312484
If you wanted a cheesy comic book movie straight from 2002, this movie delivered.Other than that, it was trash and looked like garbage.
I predict Supergirl will be well received by critics and audience. Make 500-550 million and continue the build up Man of Tomorrow big event movie-A billion
>>214311925RIP best Hart
>>214312566So I liked the movie but shocked how cheap it looked. Is this what modern Hollywood is? Transformers 2007 unironically looked better. Decent flick but jesus christ.
>>214311925>>214312167>>214312403>>214312653>crack open an rando capeshit thread>see owen hart RIP King but i'm out of tt. not ready to go down this rabbit hole again
>>214311925Austin has repeatedly dogged him after his death. I don't know why. Everyone said he was clean performer. RIP to the king.
Correct answers: >Automatons>”Golly”>”Get back to the fray.”>”Nothing funny about good journalism, Lois.” >superman(read:not clark) & lois interview (tradition)>”I was doing good!” An adage on the old grammar idiom, which became a 30 rock joke. Superman does good, you’re doing well.>squirrel obviously even the mobile game ad was cute >superman being vulnerable after jor el’s message >temper tantrum toward lex (tradition)I’m going to rewatch the movie and add more when synderbros inevitably call me a fag
>>214311925I hope you're in Heaven big guy. Rest easy Blue Blazer.
>>214311848>>214311915Go to sleep Gunn
>>214311894Do you need a reason not to hire The Bunk?
It was just a really good movie. Can't wait for the next one.
>box office failure>extremely divisive>they are rushing out a sequel at breakneck speed so they can kill the DCU asap whilst saving faceSpectacular failures all around from the pedo, Snyder won and has a legacy that will live on forever
>>214310952Best capesloppa since Endgame, unironically. The Batman sucked and was so faggy, this movie mogged.
I dunno, it's a divisive film for sure. To me it got the comic book dorky feel correctly. It didn't have the heart or soul of Superman like Man of Steel or Smallville had. I hold those in very high esteem. Also didn't help that they straight up went with the "sent him to Earth to conquer" angle. At least in Smallville, it was ambiguous. MoS was a little too charitable with "you'll le inspire them to achieve wonders" when there's really no reason to. The action involving Superman himself was pretty bad, he didn't seem super at all. He struggled, he strained, he hardly got to show off his invincibility and true strength. In short, I don't think this was a good Superman film. Barely a fun Justice not-League film. It was fun, just not worthy.
How do snyderbots still exist. Why couldn’t you chuds help promote your gods career on wokeflix. You ungrateful rats
