what is that thing that americans pour on their popcorn
>>214314408They call it's "butter" but it's oil and yellow dye.
>>214314408Hot piss
>>214314408something tangentially related to butter
>>214314428>yellow dye.Yellow #5 Lake (E102) and FD&C Yellow #6 Lake (E110) to be specific.
>>214314408Salt and fat, basically pure flavor
>>214314447I thought rfk was going to ban artificial dyes
>>214314408Hydrogenated corn oil.
Why are they allowed to call it butter if its not actually butter?
Isn't it basedbean oil? It's some kind of oil. It's not real butter in any case. Tastes great though.
>>214314490I doubt they'll ban all of them. They banned Red Dye #5 which was probably the worst of the lot as well as a few others.
>>214314501Where I live, the self-service machine says "butter flavoring" but the counter specifies "butter", so I wonder if there's some marginal difference or if theaters are such a commercial culture staple that they can do whatever they want with impunity.>>214314490"KENNEDY, Jr.: In some countries, foods with tartrazine have a warning label that it may cause ADHD in children. Today, it's made from petroleum, not coal tar. Either way, it's crazy to add this to your kid's favorite foods.It doesn't even change the flavor. This yellow dye isn't just in junk food. It's in the foods that we consider healthy. It's in everyday kid's snacks like popcorn, mac and cheese. Fruit snacks. It's in sports drinks like Gatorade and so called Vitamin Water. It's even added to chicken broth, to corn, to pickles, to mustard, and to yogurt.And of course, our kids get sick. And we lovingly feed them chewable vitamins, which have, surprise, tartrazine."Trump probably likes popcorn too much.
>>214314408flavoranyway, it's like the knowledge the shitty nasty overpriced "butter" wasn't really butter became an open secret and then just kind of accepted as what you but on popcorn. it's legally labeled "popcorn topping" or somesuch shit to indicate it's not really food
>>214314652But why not just use real Wisconsin butter?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAglwPbDnQ
>>214314408Man that's disgusting imagine the greasy fingers that touch the seats and other surfaces. Truly repulsive. Do they hand out wet tissues with butter popcorn?
High fructose popcorn syrup
ITT: europoors pretending they've never seen melted butter before
>>214314688lmao
>>214314688>Memories of Butter
>>214314490He can't actually do anything like that and he's about to lose his fucking job anyway.
>>214314688
Somebody post the fat popcorn wizard guy
>>214314408Amerigolems truly are repulsive creatures
>>214314408
>>214314408It's flavor. What do Europeans put? Grated cheese and sliced meats?
>>214314879How much money would it take for you to chug one of these?
>>214314879If I chug that, I'll have ingested 30,720 calories. Is this a sustainable bulking model?
>>214314428Does it taste good?
>>214314911Checked. In the UK they put sugar. You basically get kettle corn in pre made bags at the cinema. It’s not near as good or as fresh as in the States
>>214314408dont care, tastes good
>>214314688>memories of butter
>>214314955I hate to admit it but yeah it tastes fucking great. Add the orange """"""cheese""""" powder and it's kino time
>>214314501They do this a lot in the U.S. half the shit in the supermarket is poison listed as food. Cheese, peanut butter, yogurt, tons of stuff is basically a blend of medical waste flavored to taste like the food whose name it carries. I think I’ve seen them do it with fish and sea food too. It’s ridiculous. You have to check the ingredients.
>>214314879Ingredients:Basedybean Oil, Artificial Butter Flavor, TBHQand Citric Acid, Beta Carotene...wtf is TBHQ?
>>214314688>trans fatthey're even in the food now?
why do euros pretend like putting oils on food is something americans invented
>>214314929What does a container of Snappy brand Butter Burst popcorn oil cost?
>>214315024to be honest, quite
>>214314408If you're lucky it's anhydrous butterfat, this >>214315052 is one brand but they don't own the recipe because it's just actual dairy cream reduced to eliminate water and with milk solids removed, leaving the natural flavor that makes butter taste like butter in a shelf stable grease that liquefies when warmed. It is a one ingredient product that works and tastes better than melted butter because it doesn't make the popcorn soggy and less is needed for the same flavor. This is rare now. Generally what they use in those pumps is a coconut oil blended with butter flavor and food color or if you're at a really shitty place it's some canola or other shittier oil based blend. 20ish years ago when the place I worked switched from the good stuff to coconut everyone could tell the difference immediately.
Buttery topping is Christian, trad, and conservative.
I liked to put pickles in my popcorn :)
>>214314955>Does it taste good?yeah why do you think we put it on the popcorn?american food tastes really good and our portions are huge.
>>214315048>Snappy brand Butter Burst popcorn oil3 pack at walmart for under $100
>>21431504828USD apparently. But only $13 each if you buy four. That's a bargain.
>>214315127
>>214315079it's also vegan. but unironically.
>>214315021>peanut butter Wait WHAT!?Tell me pic-related is safe?
>>214315223Unless it says natural, they make it with baaasedbean oil. You have to get the shit that says Natural, made with just peanuts and salt
>>214314408I used to work in a theater and a shocking number of people would ask for a cup full of this butter flavored oil. Sometimes they'd ask for it mixed with soda, but they'd chug it down all the same. I even saw one lady pour two boxes of peanut M&M's into half a cup of this stuff.
>>214315223Sorry bro, they're secretly genetically mutating you into a peanut-hybrid
>>214315223They put molasses and a ton of garbage in most of it. Not sure about that specifically. Check the ingredients and make sure it’s only peanuts and maybe salt.
>>214315318>baaasedbean oil.kek
>>214314408you know in the matrix how they liquify the dead and feed it to the babies in the matrix?american lardpigs get liquified after death and fed back into the system so that young mutts can enjoy all those reclaimed syrups and seed oils
I’m an American dammit and my dad was a marine. I won’t sit here and listen to y’all bad mouth my country dammit.
>>214315436They wouldn't do that because that's recycling and recycling is communist.
>>214315456they are willing to recycle when it's profitable
>>214314688My boomer parents scarf down margarine by the bucket and legitimately think it's healthier than butter. I made cookies not too long ago and took them some and my mom was gushing over how good they tasted and asked what was in them and when I told her I used actual butter she right away went on a tangent about how expensive and fatty it is. Meanwhile she and my dad go through a container of margarine every 2-3 weeks because they dump it on everything from fucking boiled vegetables to toast. It's no wonder I lost 20 pounds the summer I moved out of my parents house. Fucking boomers and their fucking cheap poison.
>>214315029They need to find something to feel superior about when their cuisine is some of the most unhealthy on the planet.
>>214314408oil, yellow dye and Diacetyl (butter tasting chemical)
>>214314408Probably that high fructose corn syrup stuff.
why is butter illegal in america anyway?
>>214315961Americans adhere to a form of ultra-veganism which prohibits them from eating anything made from a plant or animal. Everything is made in factories.
They put it in popcorn in cinemas here too, just a bit less. The popcorn is still noticeable yellow and different tasting compared to home made
>>214314408It looks tasty as fuck
>>214315961someone post that webm of the horde entering buc-ees.It's impossible to convert people into lard golems if they're permitted to eat natural food
>>214314490>falling for something in the say it don't do it presidencyGet your fell for it again award.
>>214315126Asian food tastes better and it doesn't get you morbidly obese even if you eat it non stop.
Would you like...some buttah?
>>214317749Americano delish
>>214317749KekIf foreigners want to know what it tastes like, go to a shitty seafood place in your neighborhood and order shelfish with melted butter. Oh? You've already done that? Crab leg night at Paddy O' Tools Oyster Bar? Well guess what! You've tasted fake butter! Bet you thought it was the real thing, didn't ya faggots? If your butter dish doesn't have a candle underneath it to keep it melted - you're eating American popcorn butter. Choke on it, chappie!
>>214317983if fake butter is seed oils + coloring then that's good actually, it's healthier and if people cannot tell the tastes apart then that's a total victory
>>214314929That's a fairly small amount of slop for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>214314501>>214314436>>214314428>>214314408bongolia has fake vinegar because most yuros are muslim and real vinegar has trace amounts of alcohol in it
>>214315223anon PLEASE just read the ingredients of the things you consoom...
>>214318108I've visited lots of Muslim countries and they all use ordinary vinegar.
>>214314812>He can't actually do anything like thathe can. the FDA just has to declare it dangerous> and he's about to lose his fucking job anyway.why would he>>214318208>>214314871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642x2Y3Zla0bongs eat fake vinegar because all yuros are muslim
>>214318227Woah you're fucking dumb, stop posting.
>>214318232you eat fake vinegar because real vinegar isn't halal, go pray to your box, faggot
>>214315024>..wtf is TBHQ?it's a preservative that prevents the fats in oil from going bad and it's a known carcinogen
>>214315029in bongland they eat shit like salad cream on eels because they are poor
>>214315436in yurop they eat fake vinegar because all yuros are muslim and real vinegar isn't halal
>>214314428But when Italians pour oil and vinegar on sandwiches to make them soggy instead of using mayo, I'm meant to think it cultured and fancy. Make up your mind, euros.
>>214318317your IQ is bellow room temperature standard values
>>214316445GMS! and shalom>>214315961it isn't but based bean oil is cheaper
>>214314408People.
>>214317894>>214317749nah, that's what yuros eat>>214318067>sneed oil>healthy
>>214318350everyone stop, we have a schizophrenic writing a mass quote, check it out
>>214318339yuros are so fucking retarded 175,000 yuros die each year because yurop hasn't invented AC >>214318356>2 >masslol you are retarded and gay
>>214314408sneed oils
>>214314911I order salted popcorn when im at the cinema twice a year. I also am very slim and can run up the stairs without collapsing. But then again i cant afford sugar topping because i have to feed ahmat and his three wives.
it's refined coconut oil, salt, msg, color and artificial flavor
I'm fine with the basic flavacol but the slop fountain calls to me.
>>214318512>yellow 5Mmm
>>214314688Does margarine dream of hydrogenated sheep?
>>214318208That may be so, but muslims in europe are on a conquest so they will make the natives bow to their every whim for every the smallest victory over their culture.
>>214315347>rapeseed
Why are 3rd worlders jealous of our liquid butter flavored popcorn topping?
>>214314431>take your date to the cinema>she pees in the popcorn bucket before the movie starts
>>214314879>oil for topping
>>214319348Lol, I was so mesmerized by your vid that I forgot what board I was on (/b/)
>>214314549i mean there are probably some slop lobbyists fighting tooth and nail against RFK. kids won't want lucky charms if all the charms are brown and grey turds
>>214318796kek
>>214315549i wonder if the lead poisoning destroyed boomer's common sense or if they were that ignorant all along. just because it's "not butter" doesn't mean you should put it on fucking everything. if it looks like a spade and steals like a spade, it's probably also a spade and you should treat it as such
>>214318796>margarine>>214319405I used to have to eat that shit as a kid because I didn't know any better and back then it was the "healthier" option. I'd melt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and pour it on my bowl of popcorn when I watched Transformers. Four years from now, I'll find out that fake butter gave me terminal cancer.AIN'T THAT A BITCH
>>214314955It tastes like what it is and there's a reason it's only popular in the US.
>>214314408popcorn oil but i like to fill my cup with it and take a suck of oil after i put a handful of popped corn into my mouth
>>214314428Jesus Christ
>>214318604better than yellow 1 through 4 i can tell you that
>>214318512Based movie theater employee
>>214314686Big chains don't because it's cheaper and the average normie is used to the slop oil. Smaller or fancier chains like Alamo use real butter, and a couple indie theaters I've been to all use it as well
>>214314929it would free flow through your intestines and out of your asshole before before you even finished the jug
>>214314408Freedom. You have to be American to taste it properly.
>>214318676lmao
Once again, when Italians put oil and vinegar on their sandwiches, or when fake Italians dip breadsticks in oil, it's seen as refined and upper class compared to butterMake up your minds
>>214314879>calories per servingwhat in the obstruction is this
>>214318335There's a difference between pure olive oil and whatever passes as oil in the USA.
>>214314495this the new star trek alien?
>>214316366I recently travelled cross country and managed to stop only at buc-ees. Hit like 5 of them. Their gas is usually 20 cents cheaper than anywhere else and they have the cleanest toilets of anywhere so it’s a great place to take a little rest and drop the obamas off at the pool. No idea why people would be rushing in one though. Their food is a little overpriced and not really anything to write home about, especially in the South where really good food is everywhere for a lot less money.
Do you Europeans even go to the movies? Do you just sit silently at the screen for the full duration and side-eye anyone smiling?
>>214318886
>>214319767Who’s the guy with the gay glasses? He looks like a fag
>>214314688>I'm still thinking about that butter
So European movie popcorn tastes terrible?
>>214321350they dont have butter, its not halal certified and they dont have movie theaters, its haram
>>214318335That's extra virgin olive oil, not highly processed seed oil (machine lubricant)
A chemical that causes popcorn lungs and some guy sued a popcorn brand and won a lot of money.
>>214315454>emotionally fragile
>>214321427that dude had popcorn twice a day, every day, for 40 years.
>>214314436It's literally not related to butter in any way.
This confuses and enrages the american
https://youtu.be/iCiqR6grJzY
>>214314879
>>214318873made in india?
>>214321574I’d like to see them put a warning on wine like that. Most booze has equivalent calories to coke
>>214321700No it does not.
>>214314408It's like some sort of butter flavoured corn syrup.
>>214321700It's fucking bullshit that liquor doesn't have to have nutrition facts labels like every other food and beverage.
>>214321826If the manufacturers aren't required to publish that information how are customers supposed to know?
>>214321892Oh I'm all for nutritional stats and detailed ingredients on alcohol, but saying that most booze has a lot of calories is outright false.Ethanol delivers 0 energy into a human body. In fact the process of filtering it out is a net caloric loss. Unless you're drinking sugary liqueurs strong liquor has no calories.
>>214321559Some of those American artificial food colours look like antifreeze. Very neon looking.
>>214319767yuros are too poor to afford popcorn?
>>214321970Straight liquor maybe but that was specifically about wine. Wine isn't gin. Even bottled water has nutrition facts labels, liquor should not be exempt from the labeling all other food and beverage is subject to
>>214321559you eat fake vinegar because real vinegar isn't halal
>>214314879Stocking these when the apocalypse happens.
>>214322016Well the same thing applies to vinum — the energy comes from sugar, so unless you're drinking sweet wine like a philistine you're not intaking a lot of calories. Using a single umbrella term for all 4 sweetness levels of wine is silly.There's also the fact that the fruit cultivars available have been bred primarily for sugar content, which is another problem.
I love popcorn, but I hate the toppings. Everytime I buy commercial corn it had salt and even butter added even as unpopped kernels. Fuck that shit. Popcorn taste delicious on it's own, what the fuck is wrong with everyone?
>>214322038But real vinegar is literally halal.If you drank a bottle of it you wouldn't get drunk.
>>214321378>>214322038You rode the short bus to school, right?
>>214319435I don’t think anyone is ever going to believe how deranged and retarded the boomers were. As they die off and the demographics shift, they become almost the stuff of legends. Gen X are burnouts, Millennials are spoiled and emotional, Gen Z are dopamine fried doomscrollers, but none of them are Boomer grade retards. Boomers were not only dumb, they were also angry at how dumb they were which translated to just a generalized anger, smugness, or warped world view in general. They were a vile generation the likes of which few civilizations ever see.
americans are too poor to afford real butter
>>214322147>>214322117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642x2Y3Zla0keep crying you tranny ass bitch
>>214322198175,000 yuros die each year of being too poor to afford AC and yuros eat fake vinegar because they are too poor to afford real vinegar
>>214322213You already linked this video, you fucking retard.Certified windowlicker right here.
Why is the world obsessed with us
>>214314408jew cum
>>214314408You think that's gross? In Europe they do the same but with mayonnaise. In Serbia, they use Russian semen.
>>214322213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpCv0cVz2AEYou are a retarded gorilla nigger, the blackest coon to walk this earth.
>>214322147the shortest one and yet you ended up here, with me!
Everyone's shitting on it not being butter yet it's delicious and one of the reasons movie popcorn is better than home made everytime (which I use real melted butter on)
>>214314966Unironically bumming me out hearing that
>>214318232an vaxxed idiot :)No wonder you ramble like an autistic person
>>214321970vodka is like 200 kcal/1dl.in comparison coca cola is 42kcal/d1dl
>>214322249>>214322315you eat industrial chemicals because you are too poor and muslim for vinegar you retarded tranny >>214322268they don't have food in yurop because they are too poor and retarded
>>214322633someone get his mutt some corn syrup hes going into shock
>>214321574Many mexicans get diabetes. This shit is killing them. I still drink it myself.
>>214314879Amerifats are disgusting animals.
>>214322658>>214322731don't die of no AC on me, poorfag retard
>>214318108>>214318227>/pol/faggotry out of nowhereTouch grass faggot
>>214322731I agree. What country are you from though?
>>214322776careful your blood pressures rising
>>214322828>hating bongaloids is /pol/top kek, tranny boi>>214322869is it getting hot? are your eels melting, retardo?
everyday I wake up and thank the sky that im not a fat dumb american
>>214322869That's only because over 50% of us are non whites, if you only count white people we're not that fat
>>214314939>30,720 caloriesthat's a fairly small amount of calories for a single person's day
>>214322969everyday I wake up and thank god I'm not a poor ugly smelly fat dickless yuro
>>214314490The man literally drinks blue dye
>>214314408Why the fuck would you put this shit on your popcorn and get your fingers all oily? Hope US cinemas at least provide wetwipes or something.
>>214322928I'm a bong and I hate bongoloids too. We consume just as much, if not more, goyslop than Amerisharts.
>>214319348Imagine the diarrhea
>>214323055my kinoplex has a black guy who holds a nice fresh towel for you to wipe the crab leg debis and falcon droppings off your hands in the restroom next to the penis inspection room
>>214323112Are you allowed to take crab legs or other assorted seafood snacks into the dilation station?
>>214317344>eat til food coma>rest and digest>1hr30min later hungry again
>>214315549>>214319435American boomers got bombarded with diet knowledge in the pre-internet and very early internet days at an age when they were starting to settle into their ways. This coincided with the height of 'natural fats make you fat' and 'margarine is a healthier alternative to butter' mantras that permeated diet books until the early 2000s. They are beyond repair as a generation.
>>214323009
>>214321826>>214321700Wine has a ton of sugar and is far worse than soda. You definitely will get fat off drinking it. You can cope all you want pretending the calories don't matter though
>>214323009>dicklessWeird projecting from someone who has to get his dick mutilated at birth to please his jewish overlords.
>>214323339all yuros are castrated at birth
>>214323416You've been seething this entire thread because someone dared to say colored soibean oil and corn syrup is bad for you.
>>214314490A politician lied?! Stop the presses!
>>214323451nah, you've been seething because I pointed out yuros eat fake vinegar because real vinegar isn't halal and yurop is a muslim nation
>>214321215kek
>>214322869Idk if u know what zoomers are but we're sorta ripped
>>214314490member when Trump made him eat McDonalds and drink Coke? And RFK had to put on a fake smile and hide the painful disgust through every bite.
>>214321559What do you have against beef tallow, libtard?
>>214322537And gasoline is 8100 kcal per 100ml, surely it'd make amazing survival rations where delivering energy is the most important thing, not providing macronutrients. This is how you sound counting substances indigestible by humans for the caloric intake.Do you know how the caloric value is measured for foods? By burning. Literally the same process used for measuring energy density of coal. Alcohol has to be filtered by the kidneys, which takes energy, it is not digested in the intestine which would supply energy.>>214323314You're falling into the same trap, counting ethanol as calories.If we go by the true caloric values of sugar content in wine, as per attached image, it's a completely different story. Yes, sweet wine has a lot of calories, no one is denying that, but who the hell drinks sweet wine? Not even semi-sweet, straight up sweet.
>>214316366
>>214314408butter flavored coconut oil usually, some theaters use conola oil, but most use coconut
>>214321640Beta carotene is in carrots and contains vitamin A. Bet you couldn't "see" that, europoors.
>>214323857>Europe>nationAmerican education.
>>214324754yurop is a third world country with no cultural differences from "country" to "country". they are all controlled by brussels. American education went to the moon, yuro education has yet to invent AC
>>214318341>d bean oilgood goy.
>>214324835>American education went to the moon
>>214318335I'm Italian and I've never done this
>>214314428Real (raw) butter is ridiculously hard to find in the U.S. In fact, you have to go out of your way to find real food in general.
>>214318796lels
>>214325036Nah, it's everywhere but more expensive, of course. The fake shit is a fraction of the price, so low iqs buy it in droves. Then they expect the real food to be the same price but scoff at the higher price believing it to be gouging them.
thats the oahl mhm good shit rite cher
>>214324932there is no yuro flag on the moon, retardo
>>214323930I think he just always looks that way.
>>214325233There's a French flag on the Moon, you can see it with a good enough telescope, you uncultured fat swine.
>>214324986Shut up, yes you do. Europe is super cultured. t. a finn
>>214325036you people just make shit up
>>214325318yurop has no culture, you just pray to a box in saudi arabia and watch American tv and movies
>>214323930thankfully, the worm in RFK's brain ate the part of his gray matter that contained those memories, so he's fine
>>214325036It was funny when i visited USA and wanted to see whole foods that i had seen in a south park episode. I visited New York and there was one right next to the sky scrapers (black rock being one of them) at the wall street area. Turns out it was just a normal european super market. In USA only the rich can afford normal food.
>>214324835Brussels is a benevolent master. It provides everyone with welfare as long as we upkeep the hate speech laws that punish everyone critizing them.
>>214324331Figures you'd cherry pickABF is even worse
>>214325390in yurop you fags eat jelly eels
>>214322165Yeah the hippies really sucked but you fags who complain about boomers still have most of their views, you're just too dumb to realize
>>214314408I pour it on my crab legs too
>>214322268Why is the us so obsessed with the rest of the world? You import every single nations, races and religion ffs and you fuck up any country whenever you want to for the benefits of the jews.
>>214314408sneed oil mixed with flavacol (fake butter flavor)
>>214315021american cheese is still actual cheese you Homeopath retardthe additives are emulsifying salts
>>214327016more like the rest of the world is trying to come here since we are the only first world nation
>>214323055these things called napkinsand popcorn is porous
>>214318108
>>214327459I'm not, I just hate third worlders
>>214316445>the say it don't do it presidency>theYeah, they're really breaking new ground on that front.
>>214315077>fancy word for Ghee
>>214322992Every Walmart in middle America is full of obese white retards.
>>214327847Why is obesity not considered a health problem over there?
>>214322992Let's be real. Most white people in the U.S. are as grotesque as the lesser races. Most of them look like inbred hillbilly horror characters. Like something out of The Hills Have Eyes. They're almost pig-like in appearance. Some of them still have some splendor, but the vast majority of people in the U.S. are ugly. The expression "ugly American" is absolutely appropriate and the only reason anyone would think otherwise is because they're never left the country.
>>214325081You have to find a local farm and that's assuming it's even legal to sell for human consumption in your state (in many states, it isn't). A big part of the reason it's so much more expensive is all the red tape around it.
>>214327459Oi mate, you have a liocense for that meme?
>>214325328Nope. Half my paycheck goes toward food and I spend significantly more time than anyone I know seeking high-quality food.
>>214314408>>214314428Won't your hands get sticky and disgusting?
>>214325318I don't even consume oil let alone pour it on bread.
>>214325390>In USA only the rich can afford normal food.Yup, basically.
>>214320816>drop the obamas off at the pool.Oh my science! This is highly offensive, my good sire. Please try to think of others. Let's build a better world.
>>214323992what type of gas station food does this unit get? Tacos and sandwiches of course and chips. Maybe some delicious "cheese" dip. Ah, to be young and extremely fat...
>>214318796If /tv/ were legitimately smart, this would have at least 10 (You)s. We have fallen :(
>>214329131/tv/'s verbal IQ was rated and it was one of the lowest of all the boards
>>214325390It is shitty. I've been to Europe around 10 times and noticed the food on average is better and cheaper. In the US, to get quality food, you have to look a little harder and pay more. In europe the average slop isn't quite slop, it's fine. The beef is noticeably better.t. burgermerican
>>214328022Having big bones isn't a health issue. More mass = more beauty to behold
>>214315133I can find it for $19 with 4.99 delivery charge. I wonder if they charge that for each gallon or if you get a discount buying in bulk?I can’t find any 4-packs for $52 or anywhere close. Mine all say $100. Where are you finding this? I need my slop!30,000 calories per gallon. That’s a bargain! Oink, oink, piggies.
>>214314408Working a shift in the mines will change a man
>>214318796Based.
>>214329910>I can find it for $19 with 4.99 delivery charge.Humanity has reached the point where we can get foreigners to deliver sneed oils colored with chemicals right to our doors on demand using pocket computers. Michelangelo, Shakespeare, Socrates, we can thank them for leading us here. Imagine what our children will be able to do.
>>214329131Is the post really that smart or only understood by smart people?It's basic referential comedy. And you certainly don't need to be smart to enjoy Dick.
>>214329240>>214328974Honestly it's the same with pussy. In USA men throw obscene amounts of money at completely mid (and often brown) women in order to get sex. Here in europe you are seen as desperate if you have to buy anything to a woman, and the pussy is top tier white women.
>>214329944yes, but ive put in enough years in the mines to the point where i can get a free small soda whenever i go to the theaters
>>214330252>you certainly don't need to be smart to enjoy Dick.you must be fucking dumb them lmao
>>214330394Ironic.
>>214315025oh dey hea alright
>>214320962you're just mad you're too ugly to pull it off
>>214314495whats this nigga up to these days? he done anything?
>>214331705He’s been getting dogwalked as a scapegoat for the rest of the administration so when he gets fired they can point out how great they are for fixing their own problems
