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>still no conquistador sequel
can somebody please do Pizarro and Cortes at least?
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>>214319807
Mel Gibson would never make a film where the horrors of Colonialism are explored, he's a massive racist.
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>>214319855
>horrors
the conquistadors were kino though
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>>214319807
No please, don't touch it. It would be woke revisionist stuff about how the demon worshipping cannibal tyrants were actually le good savage and how bad white colonizers were yadda yadda yadda
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>>214319914
Tell that to all the natives they enslaved under the encomienda system (while pretending it wasn't actually slavery)
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>>214319922
Not to mention that by all accounts, the natives just rolled over and accepted their new masters. It would be a boring movie
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>>214319855
>horrors of Colonialism
Replace horrors with virtues and colonialism with civilization
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>>214319914
How edgy of you. Is this your first time on 4chan? No school today I guess.
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>>214319922
Nobody does this
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>>214319944
you obviously know jackshit about all this
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>>214319855
he absolutely would, but he would paint it in a neutral, objective light, without le bad racism angle, and that's not ok for hollywood
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>>214320068
>smuggie reddit post
midwit detected
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>>214319807
Do it yourself you lazy bastard.
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>>214319922
>>214320036
>you should be grateful we slaughtered you!
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>>214320070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9kT1zpVbpc
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>>214320079
He's glossing over stuff but right
By the time they got there the north American population was plummeting the weather has heated up and the natives couldn't adapt.
Yes the rebel natives straight up made them their leaders. They were tired of their born rich enslaving and killing and raping

I bet you werent taught in school that the native population by 1400 was shrinking at an accelerating rate and the Europeans really didn't do much
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>>214320118
these people still brutally slaughter each other while blaming the CIA for it
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That's what they don't tell the world especially over seas

North America was literally a post apocalypse land. Everything has collapsed. Everyone has broken into smaller and smaller tribes. You have "commanche" and "Sioux" etc tribes which actually were hundreds of competing tribes
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>>214320118
Who are you quoting?
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>>214320091
You can't be "objective" about colonialism while still depicting it positively
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Give the "Europeans killed the natives" anons time to look up the thing they are already arguing
>>214320191
In North America, Hawaii you can
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>>214319807
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Hawaii is the perfect example of why colonialism in North America was a good thing
Look up native Hawaiians history. Full of slavery, genocide, eating babies, sacrificing babys, killing women when at fruit in the wrong months

Go nuts look it up lol
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>>214320191
without colonialism, africa, asia and america would still be paleolithic shitholes
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>>214320228
They are entitled to ruin themselves if they want.
>>214320230
And that would be a good thing.
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>>214319807
>Be Hernan Cortez
>witness brutal human sacrifice
>witness Aztec priest cutting a victim's heart out to hold still-beating heart in the air while the corpse is kicked down the stairs to "purify" the stairs with his blood
>Cortez and his amigos: "YOU KNOW WHAT, DOG? WE GOT GUNS!"
>brown people spend the rest of history acting like they're the victims while they mass-produce welfare babies.

Fuck the natives. They were brutal stone-age savages, up to and including the "advanced" Aztecs.

>>214319855
>racism is only OK when everyone hates White people
Fuck off.
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>>214320276
fortunately not all men are like you, otherwise no progress at all would have been made in history
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>26 replies
>no mentions of Aguirre
wut
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>>214320302
>you were killing yourselves
>so we invaded and killed you instead
hope you get the same progress showed to you by towelhead hordes in europe
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>>214320333
It's great, but its pretty small scale. Not saying it should have been bigger, but its not quite filling the niche we are askin for here
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>>214320374
you have low IQ and can't make proper analogies.

Your example would hold if mudslim invaders would also bring far superior science, technology and social institutions, which is not exactly the case.
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>>214319922

this
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>>214319807
Jerry Seinfeld looking ass MOTHAFUCKA
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>>214320333
>Aguirre
Was just about to say seeing this thread made me want to watch Aguirre
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>>214320228
Hate haweewenegroids.
Fat and retarded, never shut the fuck up about Muh Whitey Stole From Da Kingdum. Muh Palace Elevator.


Fuck you.
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>>214320036
You could make La Noche Triste into a movie all by itself. Black Hawk Down but with Mexica fucking shits trying to kill the white man trapped in Tenochtitlan.
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>>214320298
The stories of human sacrifice were exaggerated and bordered on fabrication. The Spanish needed an excuse to wipe out the natives, the Aztecs were relatively peaceful.
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>>214320298
>>witness Aztec priest cutting a victim's heart out to hold still-beating heart in the air while the corpse is kicked down the stairs to "purify" the stairs with his blood
For how long could one realistically stay conscious and aware without a heart if the cutting itself was done as quickly and efficiently as possible?
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>>214320123
They make Aztecs the good guys.

Aztecs.

A sanguinary, conquering and enslaving empire that was so hated by its neighbours they helped Cortez every step of the way.
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>>214320457
You should maybe do just a little bit of googling
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>>214320529
Like near instant. Your blood pressure would instantly drop you'd have blood pouring out of your chest
You need amount of blood pressure to keep your brain functioning or it automatically shuts down
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>>214320298
It's even better when you find out that had ONE CANON and 12 arquebuses in total.

>>214320457
>The Spanish needed an excuse to wipe out the natives
They didn't. They were heathen, which was reason enough in their eyes. And yes, the human sacrifices were as bad, to a farcical degree.
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>>214320559
It's zoomer humor

See a thing
Make up a lie

That's it
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It's basically the same as Indian, paki Russian humor

See a thing
Make up a lie

That's the joke
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Most native americans were too primitive to fit in a modern westernized society
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>>214320457
No they weren't. The Aztec people were a death cult who believed that their gods rewarded them with bountiful harvests and penty of rain when they offer human blood as payment.

However that only applied to the Aztecs. The rest of the Mexican native populations tended to be 2nd-class victims of the Aztecs. American/Canadian natives were nothing like anything found in Mexico. Mexican natives discovered how to forge metal (especially gold) while the American/hockey-hoser natives were literal stone-age peoples who thought that metal was a magical substance. The Mexican natives also developed complex math and a written language, while the American/Moosefucker natives were too primitive to understand that concept.

There's a real possibility that Tenochtitlan was Atlantis. Plato describes Atlantis as being on a land so large it seems to circle the ocean (Gulf of Mexico). Plato describes them as producing a gold-like alloy we call "orichalcum," and the Aztec did produce such a metal they called "tombaga." The city itself even vaguely resembles Atlantis, and if you rewind the clock it would probably look even more like it.

The Spanish were still dicks with NA natives too, and within modern narratives very few discuss New England explorers heading out west only to find some tribes already wiped out by smallpox, war, and other shit done by the Spanish a century earlier. Western explorers think the Anasazi disappeared into thin air, but all I gotta say about it is "the Spanish got there first. That's why they're gone."
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>>214320413
They are bringing their way of life that is entirely alien to you, destroying how your society operated in the process. It is literally what colonialism did.
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>>214320642
>Zoomer/Indian/paki) Russian humor
See a thing
Make up a lie
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>>214319934
Notice how none of the pro-colonizer posters ITT have responded to this one
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>>214320529
You will unironically stay conscious longer if your head is quickly cut off than if your heart is cut out
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NOW, I ADMIRE HERNÁN CORTÉS, I DO
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>>214319855
It was the Spanish who witnessed horrors, imagine exploring a beautiful city only to get to a pyramid in its center and see that its steps are covered in blood and the people on top of them are taking a man's heart out and everyone around is singing and dancing like it's something perfectly normal.
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>>214320534
>was so hated by its neighbours
All of their "neighbors" were savage cannibals too you dumb redditor.
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>>214320676
>the conquered are enslaved by the conquering
woah no way, thats never happened before 1540. cant beliee yt peppo do dat
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>>214320036
>1000 medieval men ally themselves with 10000 natives
>take down an empire of MILLIONS

Make this kino happen
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>>214320759
shut up, i want one of those bodysuits made of a jaguar cuz they are cool as hell
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>>214320759
>>214320759
As someone who is 1/4 commanche Grandparents
I get a kick of out Asians trying to discuss this all the time. They think there is some native Americans they can turn against us lol
They come off so insulting on accident because they have no idea the culture besides propaganda. It's just hilariously insulting. It would be like me trying to turn zoasterians against india but having no idea the culture besides click bait
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>>214320130
it was a mixture of several things, mostly European disease and weaponry. There were still many enormous battles that the coons all lost
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>>214320663
Read Plato's Timaeus, bro. Just do it. It'll change your mind about wherever you think Atlantis is located. I read it, which is my basis for it and not the Marvel capeshit. Plato even describes Atlantis as being under a water deity (presumed to be Neptune/Poseidon). Sure as shit as it turns out, Tenochtitlan was under two water deities (Chalchiuhtlicue and Tlaloc). That would be abnormal for Aztecs since their primary deity was Quezacotl.
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For foreigners. Commanche were actually rather tame but scary if you fucked with them and they were fucking insane by today's standards. That's my ancestors. To say they werent barbarian psychopath would probably upset them. Commanche reality isn't the actual name but one they adopted. It means enemy of everyone *roughly*
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>>214320333
it's better than nothing, and certainly interesting. but like anon said it lacks in scale

i recommend pic related if anyone's interested, incredible read
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The spanish/portuguese/british/french brought civilization to the Americas. Every modern western leftist who thinks colonialism is wrong should be sent back in time to be sacrificed or eaten alive by the "peaceful" native americans
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>>214320795
>medieval
They had "fire-sticks." They also had years of organized military strategy dating back to the Roman phalanx. Being trained in military strategy is one of the basics of an officer. And they also had diseases that the natives had absolutely no immunity to. And imagine being a primitive hearing gunshots. The sound alone will keep them mentally cluttered and too disorganized to mount a pushback.
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I'm not defending the Spanish. Their ultra-Catholic views laid a lot of brutality and murder on their own citizens in the Spanish Inquisition. They were so cruel and evil that they made up "purgatory" (that's not in the Christian Bible) to convince themselves that they'll still go to Heaven after all of their cruelty. And I'm not defending the natives. They were extremely brutal too. The whole situation was one giant "who was the best-armed asshole?" The winner was decided with boomsticks.
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>>214321447
>inquisition was...LE BAD
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>>214321074
And War horses. The natives were terrified by cavalry,and had no tactics to counter it. Pikemen were also something they could not deal with, especially when showered by bullets, bolts and arrows. The obsidian blades were very efficient, but shattered on steel plates, and had trouble with heavy clothes and leather.
Etc.

And finally, the natives treated wars as religious activities. Their empires never met peer equivalent enemies, they just bullied the conquered tribes with raids. They had no real concept of total war against another nation.
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>"it's such a good thing the catholics colonized the americas and stopped their barbaric violence!"

meanwhile, the catholic church
>"you said something bad about the catholic church? welp, time to shove a metal dildo up your ass and tear out your tongue and set you on fire as punishment"

the aztecs might've been violent with all their human sacrifices, but they didn't even sadistic torture methods to keep the victim alive and in pain as long as possible, unlike the catholics
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We really need a historically accurate Cortes or Pizarro biopic.

What most people think is that both Cortes and Pizarro managed to nuke the local empire "because they had horses and guns" and that's just blatantly untrue. There were so many ways this could have gone differently, and at multiple occasions the Indians could easily fucking kill either.

The conquistadors won because of the sheer balls they had, balls that boggled the mind of the natives. The fucking cheek of Cortes arresting Montezuma in the midst of Tenochtitlan and Pizarro by the way pulled the same fucking stunt at Cajamarca, with full awareness, 12 years later and also managed to get away with it. It's almost as if the sheer audacity of the stunt just mogged the Indians into submission every time.

Militarily, the conquistadors could have easily been crushed and the horses and guns were never that much of an advantage, there were never more than a couple hundred in each army.
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>>214321610
the inquisition was bad because it was abused as a political tool to denigrate rivals positions by accusing them of heresy. it was an emblematic piece of the overall decline of the spanish empire, but that was mostly the fault of very bad habsburg fiscal policy (especially phillip III). the inquisition contributed heavily to the black legend even though it wasnt really that brutal other than the burnings
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>>214321695
The conquistadors never had enough of horses and guns to actually win and the novelty wore off after the first two times the natives faced them in battle. They were at times facing tens of thousands that could easily swamp them with sheer numbers while they were reloading.

Both Pizarro and Cortes won 100% psychologically.
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>>214321695
their attitude towards war was different than europeans also. europeans practiced total war while the aztecs had a far more limited way of waging war. i dont think im talking out of my ass, but still google it
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Gotta love how all these people saying the indigenous americans deserved to be wiped out and destroyed are probably the same people crying about mass migration into europe
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Are you guys excited for Aztec Batman?
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>>214321789
The indians knew the spanish were very strong. Thats one of the reasons they allied themselves with the "invaders" against the aztecs. One conquistador was worth like 10 indian warriors
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>LITERALLY the "Sorry but the human sacrifices WILL STOP" meme
I fucking love Don Pedro de Alvarado
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>>214321953
The Aztecs were a terrible society and hated universally throughout the parts of Mesoamerica that hadn't been subjugated by them. People on 4chan usually don't even know Cortes fled to Tlaxcala after he damn near died in Tenochtitlan the first time and lost a good part of his men.

They literally had mountains of human skulls in full display everywhere and the cruelty they practiced ritually is something you only see in comic books nowadays. Their holidays they would slaughter 20,000 people in the capital Tenochtitlan alone. Everytime they had a serious decision to make they would drag a specially prepared drugged-out person out of a dungeon and rip their heart out while they are still alive to secure good auguries. Most people can't even imagine it. Probably not the worst civilizations Earth has spawned in its time but pretty damned close.

The Incas were more laid back but they still literally tortured children believing the more tears a tortured child produces the more rain the rain god will send. We have a fuckton of archeological examples of ritual child sacrifice from the Inca empire.

As crude and unrefined the Christians were you have to be insane to somehow consider them morally worse than the enablers of the two aforementioned cultures.
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Buen día, vuestras mercedes
¿Está permitido hablar en español en este hilo?
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>>214319855
I genuinely do not understand how anybody could believe that Mel is racist after watching Apocalypso. The movie is so emotionally in touch with these jungle savages, it is immediately clear that Mel is a genuine humanist who understands that all men are children of God.

>b-but muh pack of niggers muh oven dodgers
Just because he's redpilled to these problem elements of our society doesn't mean that he's racist. He rightly judges jews and blacks by the content of their character, not the color of their skin.
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>>214320123
Wtf is wrong with people
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>>214321820
It's correct. Basically,they conducted raids, at times decided for religious reasons, to capture prisonners they would later sacrifice (and often eat afterward). It had the effect of culling populations under their rule, preventing most revolts.
Like most human sacrifice culture, it was highly dysgenic, since they wanted to sacrifice to the gods the most beautiful, healthy and strong individuals, creating an accelerated anti-evolution.
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>>214322129
thats why I love Mel
Objectively Apocalypto isn't in the slightest a racist movie, the protagonists tribe are shown as cool people vibing in touch with nature and living happy lives. You really have to engage in pretty serious mental gymnastics to make the argument this movie is racist.
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>>214321798
it was necessary to root out the backstabbing jews and muslims
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I NEED CUTIE JADE MAYAN GF TO FEED FRUIT! AHH!
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>>214322183
Even with the historical inaccuracies the attention to detail of the culture is exhaustive. I dunno what kind of racist would put in so much work into making such a foriegn culture it feel so authentic on screen
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Mel Gibson is wrong. The Aztec Empire is just a strawman insert for the British Empire that he despises so much. By commutive property, the Aztec Empire must have been based because the British Empire was based, and both were the enemies of the Spanish too.
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>>214322098
And at the same time as the Aztecs & Incas, Europeans were waging brutal religious wars over dumb shit like eucharist was literal or metaphorical so what's your point? Humans do fucked up shit?
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Imagine what the conquistadors would see
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>>214322253
Not just authentic, but relatable. The protagonist tribals have personal aspirations, problems etc which are very relatable to anybody and everybody. They're presented as real relatable people in a way that a real racist could never in a million years authenticity achieve.
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>>214322299
Europeans are based and Alliance/Order. Heathens are cringe Horde/Chaos.
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>>214320457
>Aztecs were relatively peaceful.
Kek. all the other tribes and city states absolutely hated them and for a good reason
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>>214320118
Imagine caring about the lives of non-whites lmao
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>>214322286
Ramblings of a diseased mind.
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>>214322356
Oh yeah?
Imperial Japan in Hacksaw Ridge? Based.
British Empire in the Patriot? Based.
England in Braveheart? Based.
The South Africans Whites in Lethal Weapon 2? Based.
Lord Humongous in Road Warrior? Based.
Therefore, the Aztec Empire are also based.
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>>214322450
you sound like you suck cocks
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>>214320298
Dangerously based. Fuck these uppity brownoid thirdie cunts forgetting their station, and trying to come into our house and tell us how to do shit.
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>>214322329
>that hand though
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>>214322695

That’s why she’s being sacrificed
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>the little girl from Apocalypto is all growed up now
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>conquistadors
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>>214319807
If apocalyptico was so good, how come it didnt have a univserse?
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>>214323787
Because its not in English
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>>214323787
Because the story is over? The pursuers are all dead. Jaguar Paw is done and moving on to a new forest. The city is dying and will be completely dead in a few years. The new arrivals will help with that downfall. You do understand that stories end right?
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>>214319807
If you want conquistador kino watch Aguirre, the Wrath of God.
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>We're going to a sacrifice! Oh glorious day! The God's will surely bless us with an eclipse for our holy offering!
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>>214319914
this,
Imagine how desperate they were to volunteer on the expedition, far from the homeland, when they had to survive in the conditions that would be a challenge even for modern day US Ranger.
And most of them weren't even professional soldiers.
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>movie about mayan decline / collapse which happened hundreds of years before the new world was even discovered
Wouldn't have been mad if the people were Aztecs but they were Mayans and while the Mayans weren't wiped out they abandoned most of their bigger settlements that were lost to the Yucatan centuries before the Spanish arrived.
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>this thread
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>mfw trying to tell the cute girl that I like her
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>>214320221
Whoa momma, gonna have to look for dis
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>>214319934
They deserved it
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>>214324662
it's not... the best
Chris Plummer as Atahualpa; gives a very weird performance
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I read the journal of Bernal Diaz recently, it's a great read. It's quite insane how they managed to survive, they faced almost insurmountable odds, lost half their people multiple times, got injured every other day, yet they still prevailed.
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>>214320529
LMAO.
>leave behind writing and images of mass human sacrafice
>n-n-no really white people are le bad reddit told me so!
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>>214320457
>>214325443
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https://youtu.be/qRII1SIVEdc
watch this, it was really good
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>>214319807
Top 10 films of all time. Sad I will not be able to watch it for the first time again
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>>214325623
you will never be a moderator
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>>214325295
Off the top of my head the only times I remember him telling tall tales was ho we escaped la noche triste by pole vaulting the canals and how he watched an otomi warrior split an aztec nigger in half with his obsidian sword.
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>>214319922
This.
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>>214320457
>the Aztecs were relatively peaceful.

It's very hard to find a human civilization, any period, more evil and warlike.
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>>214325714
Wasn't him, that's what Alvarado said he did, that's why they called it Alvarado's leap. Bernal Diaz said he made it because he didn't take any loot, most of them died because they stuffed their pockets with gold, which caused them to drown if they slipped down the causeway. Most of what he said was pretty accurate I think, obviously he exaggerated here and there, but I think it's a pretty good account of what happened.
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>>214325803
what's this?
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>>214325967
it's ai
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>>214319807
>its so fucking over
>never been more over
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>>214325967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hern%C3%A1n_(TV_series)
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>>214319807
>>still no conquistador sequel
predator would be much better
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>>214326260
gonna have to watch that, thanks
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>>214319807
Hernán (2019) does it quite well
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Netflix presents: the Aztec princess
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>>214320457
insane levels of reddit
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the princesa azteca
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>>214322226
it decimated the textile industry that was burgeoning because it was run by moors in valencia. all that merino wool was wasted
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>>214326549
not enough facial modification and jewelry
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>>214326522
The horrors of slavery are always downstream of the group. White slavery looks like a work camp as basic order and integrity are maintained, work is required but you get what you need. South American slavery is downstream from the people enforcing it, which were the other browns higher up in the pecking order. Their inability to maintain order and structure meant the demands placed on them were only possible with horrors unimaginable to the white man.
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>>214320642
NNA's had their copper culture but never advanced beyond it and apparently went decadent before finally collapsing.
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Black Robe is neat for "white man in native lands" movie
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>>214320642
Plato? Really? Tenochtitlan was by some estimates founded sometime in the early 14th century A.D., Plato lived roughly between 425 and 347 BCE that's about a 1600 year difference
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>>214326494
>>214326549
Now we’re talking
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I feel like this movie has done the most solid job at showcasing rot of civilisation and collapse
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>>214320676
>>214319934

Listen up faggots. How dare white people do to brown people what they'd been doing to themselves since time began. Fuck outta here with your bleeding heart bumlshit. Whites just, as usual, did what browns did but better. That's the source of your seething. Grt over it cause Noone cares faggots.
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>>214321447
This has to be b8 from reddit, right?
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>>214324248
>Hey Manolo, I heard there's a shitload of gold in a jungle somewhere
>Count me in hijueputa!
Oh sure, such pathos
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>>214326193
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hern%C3%A1n_(TV_series)
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>>214326614
Aztecs didn't have *that* much facial jewelry as far as we know, that was more of a Mayan thing.
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>>214326727
You mean white people came into your society, immediately deposed the elites that ruled you, and you somehow didn't emerge from your bloody savage slave like tendencies immediately. Why didn't they institute colony wide struggle sessions?
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>>214319807
>Cortes
Hernan has a series
> Not very good, but they did it
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>>214326614
Netflix presents: the Aztec sisters
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>>214319807
>muh sequel, muh franchise
midwit.
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>>214322299
what a faggy quote
>ummm actually everything is relative, maybe the real barbarians are us
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>>214319855
>Massive racist
>Makes quality film with brown people

Right....
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>when my vidya references kino
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Netflix presents
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>>214326617
that has nothing to do with my post. Meds now.
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>>214326209
but seriously, ayliums might as well have landed right in Tahualtlyiueerneaulntl Valley. Imagine seeing those European ships after your average super violent Mesoamerican foot chase through the jungle. It would be like seeing god, confronted with death, truth, horror and beauty all at once, stronger than you've ever thought possible. It would be mostly indescribably.
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>>214326723
>civilisation
>tribal shit
pick one
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>>214319807
We need a Hernan Cortez biopic
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>>214319807
Would be pure wokeshit
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The blood meridian aesthetic of dudes with pistols going deep into uncharted savage territory is such an untapped goldmine.
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>>214327101
imagine getting abused by aliens, anal probing. like it happens to humans from UFOs
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>>214326723
>showcasing rot of civilisation and collapse
Any other kinos about this theme?
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>>214326951
It could be fantastic if it had been done by the right people around 2000-2010, but it probably will never happen now.
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>>214327108
It's irrelevant. The city is supposed to be 'their best higher self' and all the worst things happened there and came from there. We all live in the city now, too.
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The Netflix Hernan series is disjointed and all over the place and misses on much of the intense drama of that story. It is easily the most fascinating story in all of civilization, imo

If you have a hard on for Cortes you will love hearing the FULL story here
https://youtu.be/uraDUVCRsNc?si=rTm95XaosFSCqp06
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White people rule
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>>214320642
A ton of other tribes besides the Aztecs did human sacrifice too. It was considered normal in the region. The Aztec just did it at industrial scale and were brutal to the tribes they conquered as vassals, which is the reason all the other tribes were so willing to ally with the spanish
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Why Timmies act like the inquisition isn't pretty much sacrificing people to appease the supernatural too?
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>>214321447
The Spanish were based af trad chads, you should be defending them. They saved Mexico and Central America from the human sacrifice death cult religion they were under.
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>>214319807
To be honest the movie would be boring. Spanish conquistadors conquer multiple tribes with a single pistol and a couple of muskets. That’s literally what happened. It would be a boring film.
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>>214327101
Too bad the alien Europeans didn't show up at a much later time in their history. The natives would still be around and doing their thing even if they were hostile
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>>214321695
The Conquistadors didn't even wear much steel because it was too hot. They adopted the same cotton armor the Aztec s used.
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>>214327639
Also, Apocalypto only works because it's a chase movie kinda like First Blood.
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>>214327697
I'd watch a whole movie of the first group just hunting and going about their daily lives
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>>214327786
Search for tapir penis btw
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>>214320795
>MILLIONS
>stone age retards growing corn and squash on a lake of shit water
(x) Doubt
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>>214327639
>all violence and oppression is le same
mind-blowing
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>>214319855
>he's a massive racist
Yeah but he's the sort of racist who went out of his way to learn about different cultures to be more accurately racist only to end up with a respectful view of the difference in human societies the way an anthropologist would appreciate.

Unless you're jewish.
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>>214327670
I'm a devout Jehovah's Witness. I think I'll plan a trip to this beach and convert these nice people. Surely they'd be receptive to His Word, Our Lords, and would welcome salvation. I'm going to look up tickets to get there now. I'll make sure to bring an umbrella, after all, it might rain!!
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>>214327641
>They saved Mexico and Central America from the human sacrifice death cult religion
uh-oh
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Again, I can highly recommend these journals of Bernal Diaz. It's quite well written, you can find them on gutenberg. It's an interesting read, starts with the 2 failed expeditions that came before, which are a nice intro. At least for me, when I started I couldn't put it down.
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What country does Apocalyptico take place in? Colombia?
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Still have never seen this. Should I?
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>>214330205
Yes
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>>214326936
What is Jenna’s Aztec name?
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>>214322098
>As crude and unrefined the Christians were you have to be insane to somehow consider them morally worse than the enablers of the two aforementioned cultures.
B-but muh racism!
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>>214322299
>this is what stupid niggers actually believe
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>>214327697
Conquista could work as a day in war movie like 1917 where it follows a spanish allied little indio kid as he relays a message or whatever to a superior and we see bits of the war through his eyes.
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>>214322098
The Catholics were dicks. They were such dicks that religious freedom FROM them is one of the reasons why the pilgrims came to America.
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It was for gold, and they enslaved the natives to mine for gold. There's no altruism involved.
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>>214320457
Yeah, they were good boys, dindus
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-mass-grave-of-maya-boys-may-shed-light-on-human-sacrifice-in-chichen-itza-180984542/
>A Mass Grave of Maya Boys May Shed Light on Human Sacrifice in Chichén Itzá
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>>214321695
Disease had reached the Aztecs before Cortez had shown up - it was already running rampant in the empire.
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>>214320642
>New England explorers heading out west only to find some tribes already wiped out by smallpox, war, and other shit done by the Spanish a century earlier
Here we go with the Spanish Black Legend.
Anglos and dutch were good guys, you can see that not only in NA colonial age but in India and Africa too.
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>>214327038
Based



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