Was Gawain right to call out Queen Guinevere on her hoe behavior?
>>214319818A hoe is a hoeSo if I'm pleb or CountI talk with the exact same tone
>>214319818Is that a young Neeson?
>>214319869Yes, you should watch Excalibur, great film
>>214319876Honestly this movie kinda looks like shit
>>214319891Looks pretty good.
>>214319891it is shit.nostalgia fags just like it because its old. the acting is horrible, the dialogue is cringey,the plot is all over the place,its unwatchable.
>>214319945It is objectively the best knight movie there is
>>214319876let the boy try!
The king without a sword! THE LAND WITHOUT A KING!
>>214319818>mfw I see a black knight
>>214320089thats like saying the best diarrhea ever
>>214319945has some of the best cinematrography I've seen in a film, it's like a painting. the actors are mostly seasoned stage actors, the suits of armour and weapons were real, made by one of the best modern armourers.it felt like a poem, captured the feelings and the magic and is a masterpiece of film.if you're a pajeet or have been brought up on marvel, then don't watch films, stick to animated cartoons.
>>214319818Literally in the middle of watching it right now. Gawain did nothing wrong. Puta whore was in the wrong.
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>>214320691Dark Soul if he real.
>>214320452gawain was shacking up with morgana. yes she had nice metal tits, but she went full hag mode later
>>214319818I literally thought this was Fidel Castro
>>214319818It's always been funny to me that Lancelot was never part of the King Arthur story until 12-century French cucks invented him and shoved the character into the myth.
>>214320929Massive red flag right here.
>>214320993Mordred is also completely fucking different and also an invention of the French from the fucking 13th century.
>>214320929>>214320993>named him Lance, French for spear>he's suddenly the strongest and best fighter, can even beat Arthur who has a magic sword>Arthur's wife falls for himyeah, seems like foreign fan fiction. wonder what the original stories were like
>>214321049explain
>>214319818the trick is she only *behaves* like that AFTER the accusation
>>214321062He's the bestest fighter and all the women love him and he wins duels even when wounded despite the fact that he was fighting for an injust cause
>>214320691
>You're right. I am not yet a knight.>You, Uriens, will knight me.holy kino
>>214321092heard someone say "I might as well commit the crime if I'm accused of it" before regarding similar circumstances.makes no sense in reality, but some people are retarded
>>214321109Kino.
>>214320089Not that there is any competition at all.
>>214321072We wasn't originally Arthur's son and there are also versions of the story were he's in alliance with Arthur and dies with him in their final battle. He was made a villain countless revisions later.
>>214321112*kills him instead*
>>214321109That's the stuff.
>>214321179A shame there isn't more.
>>214321207who was the original enemy? just morgana, and did she always sleep with Arthur to beget a son?
>>214321497Morgana wasn't originally his half-sister either so no incest (Again added later), he originally fucked one of Morgana's sisters though (which I guess is confusing, so the sisters, of which there were NINE and Morgana merged into one by modern day). They also weren't witches, they were originally virgin priestesses. As to villains, Arthurian legend has a bunch, not just one big one. Notable examples being, Reuda (or Rhita) the Giant, King Mark of Cornwall, Osla Big-Knife, and Lucius Tiberius, when in one tale, Arthur fights back against invading Romans.
>>214320929Even more crazy is that he was inserted at the behest of Eleanor of Aquitaine, a known strumpet.
>>214322670Man, being a ho back then must have been wild in terms of hygiene.
>>214322322>King Mark of CornwallOh yea, I forget the Tristan legend is connected to Arthur. And sure enough you hear themes from Wagner's T&I in Excalibur.
>>214319891>>214319945>>214320397Why don't you fucking shoot yourself if you have such shit taste.
>>214320405>>214320022Don't forget Wagner!https://youtu.be/JJ4Ox454zMs?feature=shared&t=72
>>214323337Bit of Carl Orff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JNlOTccdck&list=RD0JNlOTccdck&start_radio=1
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>>214319818Boorman was freak for filming his daughter getting stripped ad plowed
>>214323946Anything for a good scene with that man.
