This dude is the king of "videos nobody asked for"
let him have his fun talkin bout his kinos. spedditor.
You're the retard that's been watching someone you don't even like for a decade
>another trannytruther thinking he can hang with /tv/
>>214321939Null Lost. Mastercard™ and Visa™ won. James won.
>>214322051You're bragging about another man's money
>>214321939his OpiniOn On mOvies is the mOst retarded shit
>>214321939This is literally the best kind of James video, this is all I would ever ask of him.
>>214321939Phantom of the opera is kino though
>>214321939>NOO >You must pander to my extremely narrow autistic tastes >counts hair follicles of an average looking man for 10 years.
>>214321939Still no Nosferatu (2024) review
>>214321939Imagine being obsessed with your childhood fixations haha
>>214322123No review. I refuse.
>>214321939that would be Veritasium.Today we're gonna drop a bomb on Manhattan. But first, here's twenty minutes of me complaining and speculating.Last five seconds: nothing happens.
Love how all the comments are like>I can watch James talk about anything! Please more videos like thisKek get fucked OP
>>214321939BimmyPosters need to fuck off back r*ddit4chanigans will always be pro Rolfe
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214321939You're the one watching this shit
This is what happens when you have a whole subset of people who only watch crap like RedLetterMedia or Critical Drinker. The idea of earnestly discussing silent films or film history is completely alien.
>>214322359He's made movies, retard.Are Joss Whedon and Gunn threads off topic too because they started out as nerds?
What was the last video you asked for?
>>214322070This. James is at his best when he's talking about things he actually cares about - old horror and sci-fi movies. That's why the first few runs of Monster Madness are just as classic as early AVGN imo.
>>214322452bimmys film opinions are embarrassing thodude doesnt enjoy citizen kane because he "is not interested in the newspaper business"per his autobiography he went to special school and probably has assbergers.
>>214321939Those are literally his best videos, troonther. What, butthurt that he didn't put out another AVGN video for you to cry about?
He discovered real high school is what he did. He was a brave independent filmmaker and on this board James Rolfe is a hero. End of story
>>214321939This guy is STILL need goo-ACK
>>214321939NO TIME for avgn, has to raise muh kids>>214321980bimmy shill
>>214321939Him talking about his autistic obsession with old horror films is the best shit he puts out. Even though it's probably all plagiarized now.Modern AVGN is completely unwatchable cringe but I might watch this one. Always liked him talking about being a kid watching random horror slop at 12am he would get autistically obsessed with.
>>214321939James needs to stay in this pocket and stop making cringe AVGN videos. Hang up the nerd, James.
>>214321939Will we ever get a version of the Phantom like the one in the original 1910 novel? I like pic related version because the depiction is at least ugly as shit, but in the OG story the Phantom is a goddamn undead corpse rotting with stretched and yellowed skin, all sorts of fucked up.
Tell me about the Nerd! Why does he wear the hat?
>>214321939this is exactly what James should be doing. And the original Phantom is still certified kino even after 100 years
>Being the balls on the dick (1995) 30th anniversary
>>214321939No that’s Mike
>literally just the same truther "memes" being spammed over and overYou troons don't even hide it anymore.
>>214322502OH MY HEAVENS HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT LE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO THE IMDB AND ROTTEN TOMATO AND NYT EXPERTS? aaaahhhh~ *faints like a total faggot into someone’s arms*
>>214322625>In the original novel, Erik is described as corpse-like and is referred to as having a "death's-head" (human skull) throughout the story. He has no nose; eyes that are sunken so deep that all is seen are two skull-like eye sockets except when his golden eyes glow in the dark; skin that is yellow and tightly stretched across his bones; and only a few wisps of ink-black hair behind his ears and on his forehead. (His mouth is never described in as much detail, but is referred to as a 'lipless' 'dead mouth' by Christine, and Erik loosely acknowledges that his mouth/lips are abnormal later on when lifting up his mask to display ventriloquism.) Chaney got pretty damn close especially for 100 yeas ago, even wires to stretch his mouth
>>214322736This, plus redditspacing. As I said, they don't even hide it anymore.
#grateful
>>214322734As if I'm not aware.
>>214321939>"videos nobody asked for"You fags have the weirdest fucking demands.
Then why are you subscribed to him? Duh
>>214322777God they are so fucking pathetic. Trying to push some guy into their next lolcow target. No wonder this insane retard is homeless. His own family probably doesn’t even want him around
i first watched the 1920's Phantom about 10 years ago on this big DVD set of public domain horrors, and honestly I was blown away by it, it had a strangely modern feel to it, it also seemed really complex in that there was a whole bunch of action scenes and shit like the Phantom swimming in the sewers breathing through a pipe and setting elaborate supervillain traps, but how come movies after the silent era don't feel like that again until maybe the 60's or so? Even better example is the stuff Buster Keaton did. Like in the 30's and 40's and 50's movies start to feel way tinier and more stiff with no real action (barring a few examples of course).
>>214322752The Phantom's book depiction always reminded me of the ghost in The Tractate Middoth by M. R. James from old ass BBC's A Ghost Story for Christmas series.
>>214322604>the best shit he puts outmaybe 15 years ago. Nowadays it's just a boring wikipedia summary.
>>214321939Imagine listening to the film analysis of a literally retarded person
>>214322675People give Mike shit, but he carried Cinemassacre when James was gone filming the movie.
ITT: everyone defends bimmyeveryone pretends to like the AVGN movie
>>214323319look at this trooner crying his redditor tears into his trans-colored keyboard
>>214323285>carried Well he released videos for the channel I guess
>>214323319Sorry not enough Rex Viper or NO TIME jokes for ya
>>214321939>videos nobody asked for>watches it anyway
I tried to show my wife's son the early AVGN reviews starting from beginning and they haven't aged well.
Why do people even bother shitting on this guy these days? I remember noticing his videos were turning to shit 15 years ago when i was in HS
>>214322029When will you faggots give up and realize he was always a joke here lmao Beans make you fart
>>214323285Hey Mike, how’s Gadget?
>>214323445Sentiment constantly shifts on JamesLoved, then a KEK, then loved again (no review, I refuse), then the slob era came along. Acting like he's hated here and will always be shows how much a sad redditor you are.
anyone else just love the electric banter of the AVGN podcast??https://youtu.be/w56maBqDS00?si=dzPQ2KUiJdeAeTRb
Fuck this pants pissing retard
>>214322123>hereditary gave him nightmares
>>214323491Hereditary is the best horror movie of the last decade
>>214323474This is pathetic. You weren't there
>>214323529(You)
>>214323536I was. What’s pathetic is pretending like everyone always hated James hoping we’ll go along with your reddit snark faggotry.
>bimmy
>>214322777>>214323144>James Rolfe's shitty band and stupid duck stomp isn't funny because some homeless schizo on reddit also finds it funnyOdd "logic"
>>214323563Name 2 that are better and I’ll explain why you’re wrong
>>214323220And yet my statement stands.
>>214323598Man, all this stuff is/was kino though. This just makes me realize how boring and cultureless nu-e-celeb shit is.
>>214323599Remember when truthers came out vehemently in defense of Ryan trooning out and that he was heckin cute and valid?
>>214322604AVGN was just him making his friends laugh and he kept making it because it got popular. James never was into gaming that much, he's into filmmaking.
>JAMES OWES ME A HOME AND SO ILL TRY TO MAKE HIM THE NEXT CHRIS CHAN FIGURE FOR A DECADEOdd “logic”
>>214323693thats why his filmmaking is so good
>>214323747The whole making of that film was a mess. I don't blame him.
>>214323319>arrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh dissent save me distroonxerskek, do a flip faggot
james owes me Super Mario themed roleplay sex with the 2012 hairline.
>>214321939>doesn't put out videos for a while<FUCK BIMMY AND HIS BITCH WIFE FOR ROBBING HIM OF HIS TIME TO PUT OUT VIDEOS FOR US TRVE FANS TO ENJOY LMAO KEK HAHAHAHAHA>puts out videos<NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS HAS BEEN TO PUT OUT VIDS KEK HAHAHA
im gonna take you back to the pasthttps://youtu.be/ut3n8-9JM5o?si=kBGl7121gC5bWJ2i
>>214323221>Imagine listening to the film analysis of a literally retarded person
>>214323598Kills me people still reference the Chibi one. That happened when most zoomies were still 4 year old iPad kiddie.
>>214323221Who else makes film analysis?
>>214324014More i looked into Chibi the more I found out how spergy he is like having a mock funeral service on Twitch for Iwata
>>214324128Yeah but it's always either the funeral service, I LIKE THAT JUMP, and the Caveman thing. Same three things on repeat for years and years. Stale shit.
Read the book.
>>214324201There's even an audiobook read by the man himself for illiterate redditors.
>>214323599/tv/ has given shit and praise to James when warranted, unlike trooners who despise him and seek to actually harm him unconditionally. I noticed a very interesting phenomenon amongst them that they instinctually hate anything James likes, from Godzilla to old horror to Rocky, if James likes it that means it's bad, like James is the only one on earth who likes these popular things. This is psychotic behavior.
>>214324274It’s literally BPD woman behavior except these are balding fat guys and homeless crack heads lmfao.
>>214324201its fucken insane lmao, dude is literally retarded
>another James review kino
>>214322736Reminds me of that fag Dan Olson getting mad at James for not appreciating that shitty arthouse movie
>>214322123have you ever reacted like this to a movie?
>>214324523If a literal retard can make millions then what’s that make you, the homeless schizo obsessed with him?
>>214324677not retarded enough.
>>214322499Monster Madness 2014 for me is the end of Cinemassacre canon. Anything decent after that point that James occasionally farts out by accident is just bonus.
>>214321939Are you retarded? These are exactly the videos people want him to make.
>>214322123He mentioned it in some interview and he said he loved more some other cheap budget movie also called nosferatu Lol
>>214321939Shut up redditor, James is not the next Chris Chan, or whatever you fags like to think he is. James is at his best, quite entertaining and at his worst, boring but harmless.Get over yourself and let him be.
>make harmless shitpost about James and his autism>samefags nuke the thread about "troother trannies"unhinged
>>214324871>AutismHe's reviewing a classic silent film
>>214324871You faggots always go into hysterics when you encounter anyone outside of your insignificant little hatesub. Maybe just stay there.
>>214322029This. Fucking them.
Truthers were justified in the beginning but they've gone increasingly more deranged and nonsensical over time, now they are more indefensible than James
I don't care what you think James is a gem and only weirdos don't like him. His input is always valid and he's universally well received, you should not be seething at a passionate man doing what he loves
Would you rather spend time with your family or edit videos alone for people who shit on you?
>>214322502James had loving parents that helped him with his learning disabilities, and look at him, has a family, he is happy and had his mark on the internet.You are pitiful if you hate James for having people that cared about his well being, but you are tranny truther, what can I expect?
>>214324956>Truthers were justified in the beginningNo they weren't. They've always been deranged faggots who think that because they watched AVGN on repeat that they have any inkling of what James is like IRL or worse still that they have a relationship with him.
>>214324956They were never justified, they parroted some opinions from here and took them at heart.They made of James their own personal Nemesis. That's pathetic.
>>214321939I asked for it, James was at his best with classic Monster Madness
>>214325044>>214325060They were right about the slobs and documenting the detrimental effect they had on the channel
>>214325002James isn't Noah, he doesn't care about these losers that are less than 1% of 1% of his audience. It's why they cling to the one time he mentioned them so dearly.
>>214324921exactly, it's autistic>>214324922/tv/ is full of shitposting about literally everyone. The fact you get this defensive over an e-celeb and make it some giant discord conspiracy is frankly pathetic. I say again; you're unhinged.
>>214325269>defensivekek, never beating the allegations.
>>214325306absolutely mind broken
>>214322123How can he rectify his hate for the whore that was Lily Depp? It's not even a horror movie, it's a "whore gets her comeuppance" movie.
>>214325353*poke*
>BALLS>on the>DICK
>>214325380>"discord trannies could be here" he thought to himself
>>214325654The diet is going well, one chair.
>>214325269>exactly, it's autisticWhy exactly, you humongous faggot?
>>214325717Basically um talking about basically um old movies basically um is autistic basically um.
>>214325074For a moment I thought you meant Noah from the bible.
>>214322090This. I appreciate James keeping the flame alive.
>>214324836He's a plagiarist, liar and a hack.
>>214326220>I COMMAND YOU TO BUILD AN ARK AND FILL IT WITH TWO COPIES OF EVERY MOVIE SO THEY WILL SURVIVE THE FLOOD
truthers still seething they gave money to some dumb crowdfund movie and got ripped off by someone revealed to be more autistic than they are.
Ehy reddittors hate James when he just wants to raise his kids?
He was wildly popular and now he uses that popularity to platform movies that he thinks are under appreciated by modern audiences. What about this is confusing to you?
>>214327764I haven't seen this version of the phantom, but fell in love with ALW's version also of course the musical in Broadway. :3 might look at it later desu also the 1943 one with claude rains was good too
>>214327901It’s mostly interesting for Lon Chaney Sr. Worth reading his wikipedia at least. He did his own makeup and had an interesting life.
I wish he'd review latest slop product as of an internet culture warrior and only talk about latest twitter topic.
>>214327949I was thinking I heard the name beefore he was Frankensteins monster also Wolfman right?
So much Rex Viper kino.
I notice (except during the real height of the cuck era) /tv/ mostly just breaks James balls for any retarded shit he does or says, but truthers legitimately HATE the guy with boldface malicious intent. Is a guy like James really even worth hating with such intensity?
>>214328265No. It's purr envy tbdesu hes doing what he wants to do and has a family he loves
>>214328048Nah. Frankenstein was Boris Karloff and Wolfman was his son Lon Chaney Jr.Chaney Sr. was the orignal Hunchback of Notre Dame though. He Who Gets Slapped is another good one of his movies.
>>214328265LOOK AT ME IM ACDC
>>214328336I think i've seen sr's films-whats left of em though >-<; it's always unfortunate looking for lost stuff whether it's media, games or whatever the case.
>>214323598To be honest, Game Grumps used to be somewhat funny when JonTron was around.
>>214326084>Me when I read these threads
>>214328265>Is a guy like James really even worth hating with such intensity?Yes. I want James Rolfe to suffer.
>>214326432Fuck off Mike
>>214323747Polibius episode was pretty good take on found footage, he can make shit work sometimes.
>>214322123>tfw your favorite Bull blows a particularly voluminous load in your wife's poopchute
>>214328265It's funny to joke about him and shitpost, but I absolutely cannot fathom hating him. He seems like a nice guy and a lot of his productions are amusing.
>>214323614The LighthouseSmile
I don't think James has ever watched a movie.
>>214321939you don't think a video about a 100 year old movie might be interesting?
>>214328265Truthoids are about the same level of retardation as James, he was their father figure and e-daddy so they actively despise him. /tv/tards are thankfully somewhat smarter so and realise that James is kind of a sped. People on here definitely do hate the screenslobs for taking advantage of James’s passive willingness to just go along with shit suggested to him by his “friends” though. The height of that era where they tried to make the channel into their own shitty RLM was absolute garbage.
>>214322502Half of this board doesn't like Citizen Kane (and countless other classic movies) for absolutely fucking retarded opinions. You people are too obvious
>>214330228He used to be a passing normalfag back in the day.
>escapes turbosperg hell to become an indie director, rock star, internationally renowned celebrity, and familySUPREME JAMES VICTORYTRUTHERS ETERNALLY BTFO'D
>>214328265I saw Rex Vipor at Ozzfest 02, my girlfriend got a backstage pass and I never saw her again. Still glad to see the band back together.
>>214322502sounds like perfect content for this board then
>>214330228in his mind this was the Predator handshake
>>214321939>the guy basically invents a genre of videos>still doing original content>doesn't give a fuck about gay algorithmspretty based
>>214331081
Pick your top 5 classic era AVGN episodes
>>214331081James owes me Moriticia Addams-themed sex.
>>214321939kek, he's trying to get on the Criterion Collection bus.
>>214330917looks goofy but it worked. He's not wearing boots. 3/10 prepardedness10/10 adaptability.
>>214331178Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all Mike guest appearance episodes I'm realising, I guess the slapstick hilarity of those ones were probably his ideas come to think of it, like shitting on Bugs's face or beating Michael Myers over the head with a diarrhea bag).That old man who jews James out of cash in the TCM episode is probably the funniest actor he ever got on the show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVtwVXMPBY8
>>214331630he is clearly from the city, but you are right he adapted pretty well
ain't got no aguafuck wrong thread
>>214331779Those episodes and the Board James Dream Phone episode prove that James could unironically make a good horror comedy movie, they're all gold. If only he had time...
>>214322502>Wait, you mean someone who didn’t find something interesting didn’t enjoy it?You sound like the biggest fucking fag. Let James be retarded like the rest of us.
>>214322483>moviesmovie
>>214321939AVGN shit needs to die now. I just want a proper monster madness back lads.
>>214322359He's a movie maker talking about movies. I didnt know Phantom was 100 years old today. Based Rolfe dropping interesting on-topic fun-facts!
>rambles on about a shitty harrar movie>oh btw I was a 'intendo land but that isn't important
>>214322734IKR? They were funny back in 2021, but now it's just obnoxious and sad.
>>214321939Don't post rapist.
>>214328265He's fun to talk shit about, but I don't hate him. He did pretty well for himself, considering he's very autistic and a bit incompetent at certain things.
>>214328265that's the nature of reddit
>>214328265James went all in with his back up dream when being a film maker was too hard.
would a weirdo that didn't invent indie filmmaking drink like this? I thought so.
>>214335332
>>214321939His hairline is looking like the Phantom's
>>214330917THE TRIUMPANT DOUBLE PRONGED STICK LEADITH THE SPERG INTO THE PROMISE LAND OF THINE ROCKY MOUDIN WITH MOIKES 12 INCH DOWSING ROD
>>214331178Atari pornnintendo powerwizard mario 3 review32x sega reviewthe 3 part ghostbusters review
Why does he like horrible 100+ year old movies anyway?
>>214322604If jame doesn t get a hair transplant soon I will cut my cock off
>>214335506i'd say it's because no one else does, and that is the mark of a true kinnoisseur. He just doesn't realize it.
>>214321939just watched it. it's kino. reminds me of old Monster Madness vids. wtf are you so salty about? in this house, Bimmy is a HERO. END OF STORY.
>>214332028I watch all whatever 100+ eps on a vlc playlist shuffle around october it keeps me in a perpetual arrested development that reminds me of a time that libs and jews didn't make life unbearable for men over 25
>>214335551ill cut my tits and clit off and call myself Seymour Krelborn