>>214322503
Means fuck all in this day and age, people who put the least effort into everything and have the right connections get through life easy. Kind of like sam.

What is Frank Hassle’s skill?

>>214322586
>Kind of like sam.
kek

>GET A SKILL
>surrounds himself with a bunch of lazy wiggers who do shitty graphic design, failed rappers, and a car salesman

>>214322503
gorilla nest

>>214322586
sam became a failure has been who fucks trannies despite all his privilege and good fortunes.

>>214322981
Bravery.

>>214322981
be fat

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YOU CAN FIX YOUR LIFE
By following these rules:
>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink raw milk
>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to
>Get a Skill
>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction
>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself
>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge
>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing

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>its a sam watches pedo hunter vids when he did the exact same thing as the perp episode

>>214323118
last step: fuck enough trannies until you graduate to Marky

>>214322981
hasslin'

>>214322586
Ok so then get good at making the right connections and be ready to take advantage of an opportunity when it arrives.

>>214323010
This is a skill. The ability to assemble a team.

report eceleb threads as off topic.

>this ugly trolls fans dedicate their lives to shilling him for free

>>214323592
This is a skill

>>214323884
kys

>get your jewish father to give you thousands upon thousands of dollars to put it into bitcoin and throw your much funnier friends under the bus
great skill Sam

he had his fun now he tells young men to settle down

Why do the obsessed sharty zoomers refuse to do so thoughbeit trukenyke

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>>214323007
My ultimate realization with these guys is that none of them, not even Nick (often cited as "the funny one"), graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid you imagined might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.
Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Sam unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.
And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.
Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference and that they stole all their jokes from imageboards. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.
No wonder Sam considers Joe Rogan his saving grace, Joe is of the mindset that you can actually be a comedian if you just declare you are and hump a stool on a stage, and everyone will believe you. It's a delusion. And Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.

>>214325617
Ruse is the talented one

>>214322503
skibidi chungus

>>214323227
>just be a psychopathic jew nepobaby
awesome bro

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>>214325726
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>214325668
not really they're all talentless hacks, he does seem to be the least bad out of the bunch though which is to say he's still awfu

>>214323067
>has more money than you would in 20 lifetimes
lol alright bud
nick also fucks trannies btw

>>214322586
>My life sucks because I have no connections.

Lol, keep coping

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>>214323186
>it's a sam falsely accuses simmons of doing something sam actually did episode

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>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as sixteen
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

How do people not see through this guy's shit.

>>214328509
Marky was 15 when they started talking and the pictures of saw of her before they began talking were from when she was 14. Sam was 28 at the time. If any Fishtank contestant did anything close to that Sam would have lead the cancel brigade against them

Is anyone actually mad that he fucked some eastern european underage slut?

>>214328604
no proof other than the photos of them naked together. everyone knows middle schoolers are hoes anyway. sam is based and you're just jealous. also he's just a comedian dude lol haha you take sam WAY too seriously lol :) HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT MDE NEVER DIES

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>>214328896
>>214328870

Shouldn't he be consistent in his beliefs then? He's the first to cancel others for inappropriate behavior with minors when he himself assfucked a child. Simmons didnt do anything with anyone. He just used AI to write a book and ESL fucked up the wording when he said to respect AOC laws.

>>214328896
>no proof other than the photos of them naked together
You mean other than her testimony and the leaked DMs proving it?

>>214328509
Sam's content is psychic poison. It's AIDS for your soul.

Man I'm jewin it for my torah

>>214325726
Seems like the only thing you are good at is making excuses

Why does this creepy groomer keep getting spammed

Stop shilling yourself sam

>>214329194
if a jew was acting and living as sam you would see him as a pure manfestation of moloch and mammon but because its le epic alt right man from 10 years ago you feel the extreme need to defend him for some reason. be your own man

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>>214322503
>>214323118
>>214325617
>>214328509
I said this in the last thread and I'll say it again:

if you hold sam to any high standard, you're the retarded one here. an overwhelming majority of famous people in history turn out to be pariahs or narcissists or grifters. every billionaire is a guaranteed psychopath.

sometimes sam makes decent content. sometimes sam gives decent advice despite being a hypocrite. he is a contrarian, and so it rubs most people the wrong way. I am also a contrarian so his advice videos are extremely cathartic for me.

i didn't watch the flat earth video and don't intend to, but did he really imply that the earth must be flat because it's round according to the mainstream?

>>214329244
Wait, aren't you the guy that makes the threads on /t/?

>>214329681
idk what youre referring to i only go on /tv/, /diy/ and /lit/

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>>214329581
Sam could be a contrarian all he wants. Hell he could be a complete scammer/grifter all he wants as well. The problem is that his constant shilling here has turned him into something like an STD that won't go away.
Sam also has this aura of arrogance and hypocrisy. Many people are uniquely allergic to this mix.
He deserves all the hate he now gets. Especially after the Harland appearance confirmed everything about him.

>>214329724
Oh, well there's somebody that makes threads dedicated to shitting on Sam Hyde over on /t/. I think you two would get along

>>214329754
>He deserves all the hate he now gets. Especially after the Harland appearance confirmed everything about him.
I couldn't agree more, but he's literally a troll so these retards creating threads are just ultimately feeding his narc energy.

it's a lose/lose for me too because sam stops producing actually decent intellectual shit when he's in the spotlight.

>>214329754
So before the Harland incident, what was the biggest reason for me to hate him?

>>214322503
He's one of the most repulsive people imaginable. An amalgam of some really bad Jewish stereotypes, Richard Spencer tier alt-right faggotry, gymcel youtube life coach faggotry, tech bro rationalism, and a fucking wigger. And he isn't even funny anymore.
Just absolutely disgusting on every level.

>>214329798
im sure there are several dedicated schizo haters that post about sam constantly. im just a regular hater as someone who used to watch MDE in 2010-2016.

>>214329816
Fishtank and all the spam it produced. Constant astroturfing and perception management by his wigger discord team that was blatant to anyone with a brain cell.
Before the Harland meltdown many of his cultists where under the spell that any negative analysis of the guy was fake news from trannies/leftypol/jidf/channing/etc. That he was a good guy who's relentlessly attacked for naming the jew for some reason. Before the meltdown Sam's self exposure was very selective and it allowed his retarded fans to project whatever cope necessary to absolve him of any negative rumors.
Sam's image wasn't dispelled for everyone after that but for a lot people it was. The ironic thing is that all he needed to do was make sure WP2 was good, that would have allowed him to maintain his teflon irony shield even with the Harland stuff.

>>214330111
Ok so before Fishtank, what was the biggest reason to hate him?

does anyone have that hyde fan pic with that one greasy nigga that was posted on r/MDE

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>>214330133
The obviousness that he was a poser/leech. Not everyone has a sociopath radar though, especially autists. He was shilling/botting on this site way before Fishtank, but all of that was connected to his sporadic content releases and publicity stunts. Fishtank was like that nigger that blared loud music getting upgraded subwoofers and starting to play it every fucking day. But he was still an annoying nigger before that.

>>214330441
So what you're saying is that you hate him because you don't want to see any mention of him on 4chan... so you made a thread featuring his ugly face and dedicated to discussion about him?

>>214330529
Ive never made a thread about him. Id also say %50 of the "negative" threads about him are just antagonistic marketing, especially the ones that link to whatever shit he just came out with in the first few posts.
Eceleb spam has no place on this site but its allowed because of kickbacks.

>>214330557
And all you are doing by complaining is bumping this thread and making zero difference, since it's clearly a pay-to-play scheme and you aren't countering his money with your own.

>>214330703
If I was that invested I'd make threads at least. I'm happy enough with all the angry (you)'s I harvest from Sam's retarded dickriders whenever I see a thread about him.

>>214330819
Ok, so you don't mind being partially responsible for keeping another Sam Hyde thread alive on /tv/, despite it clearly being your objective to convince everyone here to never post about him ever again?

>>214329013
yea thats the hilarity, simmons literally wasn't advocating for sex with minors, he was literally advocating for the opposite.

simmons is still a piece of shit, but he's not a pedophile, he was just willing to do what ever to try and make some amazon money. so he wrote a book about going to summer camp, but it legit does have advice on how to make friends and even how to start dating someone and get a boyfriend/girlfriend

because he's retarded and can't speak english, if you aren't reading carefully and you take stuff out of context, it sounded like he was giving advice on how counsellors can date the campers, but he was explicitly giving advice on how counsellors can date counsellors, and campers can date campers, and he excplitly says taht you shouldn't date someone who is under age and that it would be the biggest mistake of your life.

this still makes simmons a piece of shit, becuase he shouldn't be writing a book on how kids can have an easier time hooking up and dating eachother, but that is literally not advocating for child sexual abuse.

sam pretty much did defame simmons.

>>214329040
why the fuck would there be photos of sam and some girl with their shirt off, posing together intimately, with her having a big nose bleed?

we know that marky isn't a family friend or something, the only reason they would be photographed together that way is if they were hooking up.

>>214330948
Yeah, which is why Sam Hyde was arrested for raping a child.

Get real here. If there was evidence, he would have been locked up by now. Just think about how many people have hated Sam Hyde for over a decade. Why wouldn't they involve law enforcement?

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>>214330850
I have no objective other than being a contrarian and making his shills/cultists seethe over that. If the threads stop then I just post in the usual threads I like to read. But that wont happen because Sam is invested here and his discord ops will make sure they still get made.

>>214330979
you are a fucking retard.

ever heard of jeffrey epstein?

turns out that people can get away with committing crimes all the fucking time. what a fucking retarded just world fallacy you have, because sam didn't get in trouble there for he didn't do anything wrong?

do you eat rocks for breakfast lunch and dinner you absolute fucking retard?

>>214330979
tell me one plausible reason why those photos exist with marky and sam that doesn't involve sam having a romantic interest in marky.

sam even literally admitted to knowing her besides the photos, because when some youtuber asked him about it on instagram he clarified that he couldn't help him self but to clarify that he didn't give marky the nosebleed, she had a condition that made her prone to nosebleeds.

this means that sam must have known her on an intimate enough level that she felt comfortable taking shirtless photos with him while having a giant nose bleed.

dude, they were fucking.

>>214328509
nothing wrong with pursuing money.
marky was over a decade ago, as i'm sure you can understand as a "Christian" that people can change.
all fishtank contestants know what the show is before going on and they aren't forced to participate in the humiliation ritual.
>misquoting the Bible
that verse is references a King who was corrupt with greed, it doesn't mean be poor as fuck or only the poor make it to God you absolute dumb cunt.
You will continue posting this regardless of how many times you're rebuked
Carry on, faggot.

>>214331095
If Sam truly changed then Fishtank won't come back.

>>214330948
fact that he didn't get in trouble is irrefutable proof that he's a kike, in case >>214329698 wasn't enough.

>>214331095
fuck you faggot, if sam is a fucking ephebophile who started grooming a fifteen year old, got her to cross state lines, and fucked her in the ass at 16, he should at the very least be outed as having done that and he should be socially punished.

if anything it would literally help him by being finally the blow that might get him to stop being such a motherfucking asshole.

Rule #1: do not throw hands with Harland.

Dat? Is gone schtiiiiing.

>>214331095
>>214331130


imagine if any jewish celebrity in hollywood groomed and anally statutory raped an underage teenager ten years ago.

you think any of sam hydes fans would say "that was ten years ago, people can change"?

What if that jewish celebrity was religiously christian? would that make it ok?

you guys are fucking pathetic.

>>214331003
>jeffrey epstein
You mean the guy that law enforcement nabbed twice? Yeah, you're not countering my point. Despite Epstein having friends in extremely high places, even he got arrested, so what's stopping law enforcement from locking Sam Hyde up?

>>214331085
Oh, I have no alternative explanation, but the fact that he hasn't been arrested shows that they couldn't have been fucking, because if that was true, the masses that hate and seethe over Sam Hyde would have had him arrested by now.

Getting too racist for my liking. Stop

>>214331170
>imagine if any jewish celebrity in hollywood groomed and anally statutory raped an underage teenager ten years ago.
but enough about sam

>>214331199
It's literally impossible to discuss Sam Hyde without false accusations of him being Jewish.

>>214331130
every human alive is an ephebophile.
your ancestors fucked cunny. you're the offspring of cunny-fuckers.
>>214331170
>underaged
The law states otherwise.

>>214331236
>false accusations
>>214329698

I'm glad harland destroyed what remained of his "career"

>>214331184
...you are fucking retarded...

you think epstein got arrested becuase america finally was pursing justice?

look at israel. a child dies in israel every ten minutes.

what you are engaging in is a "just world fallacy"

you think that the world MUST arrest every criminal who does terrible things.

you MUST, if you are at all not retarded, acknowledge at least the possibility that sam hyde simply got away with it.

>>214331253
if he started teh grooming when she was fifteen, its still underage.

And if he got her to cross state lines so he could fuck her, thats still legally defined as under age and also sex trafficking.

also, saying that humans used to fuck teenagers doesn't there for justify in the present day for humans to fuck teenagers.

you can be ass passionate as you want about being an ephebophile, the rest of humanity still thinks you are scum. thats why we have age of consent laws that are aged the way we do. most peopel disagree with you and think you should go fuck your self.

>>214331264
How does that clip prove Sam is genetically or religiously Jewish?

>>214328509
the dude gaslights for comedy, the whole joke is that u cant take him seriously but he tries to always act serious when hes joking

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>>214331365
You look raped. When are we getting serious?

>>214331275
Epstein was arrested because law enforcement was informed of his activity and went after him. Why do you think Sam Hyde would be immune? If sufficient evidence was provided to law enforcement, why would they NOT arrest him? Really think about how Sam Hyde was blacklisted and cancelled, yet despite all of the schizo raging online about him in every weird corner of the internet, he was never successfully reported to law enforcement. Do you really think nobody tried?

>>214331386
we are never, and i mean ALWAYS serious

>>214322981
Having enough integrity and courage to confront the man who astrally projected into his dreams to rape him. All this despite the trauma of being a disabled veteran with diabetes!

>>214331318
no evidence he groomed her at 15
she was 16
fucked prime 10/10 pussi
peaced out
here you are seething 15 years later
cry

>>214322586
You can make connections too, but that'd mean actually talking to people or, even better, getting good at something.

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>>214331318
>you can be ass passionate
I sure do love a good ass
>the rest of humanity still thinks you are scum
all of humanity is most sexually stimulated by a 14-18 y/0

>>214322981
He's better at being Sam Hyde than Sam himself.

>>214331397
ok, i'm not going to bother saying this for your benefit, i'll say it for other people who aren't as retarded as you.

1. the legal system is not perfect. and we have "innocent until proven guilty". quite often times, an investigation into a crime results in a flawed investigation, mistakes being made, or other wise coming up short.

2. 50% of homocides are never solved. crimes are not as easy to investigate as CSI might make you believe (which literally was propaganda to make you think that forensic investigation was away more powerful then it actually was)

2. jeffrey epstein was not arrested because law enforcement was informed of his activity.

jeffrey epstein had already previously been arrested, and then was released on a sweet heart deal. in 2008 he was given a non prosecution agreement, he avoided federal charges entirely, the deal was no disclosed to the victims (which is illegal), he served only 13 monthes in jail, he didn't have to be in the jail during the day, he only had to return to the jail at night by curfew, many of his co conspirators were given immunity as part of the agreement.

none of the investigation into epstein had anything to do with "justice", it has to do with damage control, like wise, when he was arrested in 2019, it was likely damage control in response to several mistakes he had made and the irresponsible way he was acting that was putting at risk his co conspirators.

i'm not saying sam hyde is immune, i'm saying that there is evidence all around you that criminals don't always get in trouble.

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>>214331487
There is evidence there were in contact when she was 15. You'll probably say it's not good enough/not proof. And Id agree, but it's not "no evidence".

>>214331556
you can be sexually stimulated by something and still not have sex with it.

it doesn't matter what you claim other people are attracted to, society has decided that fucking underage teenagers is wrong.

>>214331589
Notice how you simply refuse to consider what I am saying? Why does every Sam Hyde hater glitch out like this when I bring up the question of why he has never been arrested? I have even point-blank asked them to report him themselves, and they always walk back their accusations or try to switch subjects, as if they are perfectly fine letting a child rapist walk instead of doing the right thing.

>>214331529
>da joos want you broke, dead, raped and brainwashed
>proceeds to brainwash thousands of fatherless kids into giving him money, make them vomit nonstop for content and groom a teenage girl.
>i-im not jewish guyss i'm a real christian praise god with a capital G!!!

>>214322503
>raped

>>214331614
Since the dawn of time, everyone has been impregnating cunny. When she bleeds, that is literally God's sign, she is ready for marriage and child-bearing.
So... you think God made a fatal flaw within humans then ?
Cool.

the same anti-sam propaganda. the same canards, images, copypastas, every day.

you VIL hate sam. you VIL NOT be a white nationalist like the men who fought the nazis. you VIL accept replacement migration.

>>214331685
.... holy fuck...

im not refusing to consider what your saying.

im saying that its possible that sam may have had a relationship with marky and got away with it.

why are you acting like its fucking impossible that someone can just get away with doing something shitty. its clearly retarded.

i understand that people have an incentive to try and get him to get in trouble for what he did.

its possible that there is enough evidence that the public can conclude he probably did fuck her, but not enough evidence has been presented to prosecutors, police, and judges, to convince them to arrest sam and charge him and convict him .

>>214331714
its blaspheme to claim that you know that god wants because women get periods. you heathen.

>>214331685
>why he has never been arrested?
because he got away with it and the victim chose not to pursue it/press charges. years out now the hard evidence that would get him convicted is probably destroyed, so no sane prosecutor would pursue it especially not without Marky supplying things that haven't been seen if any such stuff exists
it's really that simple

>>214331714
you're the retard that normal christian people don't want to associate with

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>>214331772
>Sam hatred is fueled entirely by politics and not the fact that he's a faggot
lol, retard. it's all ex-fans, ex-fans who are more rightwing than Sam even

>>214331786
He is only "getting away with it" if he actually did it and law enforcement was not provided evidence. He is such a high-profile person with so many mentally ill haters that I simply do not believe that none of them have tried to sic the cops on him.

If you would like to prove me wrong and prove that Sam Hyde raped a child, do what nobody else has and report him to law enforcement. Or, please respond to me and explain why you, just like the others, are unwilling to do so.

>>214331830
It's not that simple and you know it. Stop making excuses for letting a pedophile get away with something that you could have him arrested for.

>>214331822
you have no idea what blasphemy means. first blood means she has come of age.
>>214331837
>ad-hom
"normal christian" people abandoned God's Church and became their own Pope lol
Please, do explain why all humans were designed to be sexually attracted to presently "underaged" girls

>>214331862
buddy

this whole fucking conversation you have been straw manning.

i'm not even a "sam hyde hater", i'm an extremely disgruntled former fan.

and i don't know for a fact that sam fucked marky. i just, at this point, believe he did. becuase it doesn't make sense for those photos to exist and for her to literally claim she fucked him and for him to admit he knew her in the form of claiming that he didn't hit her and she just got nose bleeds.

and i think that its possible that, that doesn't count enough as evidence to convict him, but that doesn't mean he didn't do it.

and its also possible that maybe there is enough evidence, but i don't know what that might be, and it hasn't been shown to the police.

>>214331903
the bible tells you to go against you nature like, the entire fucking book.

What the fuck is original sin?

what is pride? lust? sloth?

you are literally told that lust is a sin and you should repress it in the bible.

you are fucking retarded and are going to hell.

>>214331772
>the fate of the white man depends on the roided trotsky lookalike
kek

>>214331852
forreal i hate him because he's cringe and a hypocrite who doesn't actually have any morals, not becuase i disagree with his morals.

i hate that he's a fucking liar and everything he's evangelized has just been a marketing gimmick.

i hate that i thought he was one of the actually few good role models and it turns out he's a fucking pedophile like the rest.

>>214331903
my church doesn't have a pope, sorry. we are given free will to supersede ourselves and separate from animals. shall we go back to incest and slavery as well?

>>214331772
He views the vast majority of his paypigs as lesser beings (which seems to be accurate), produces heinous degenerate content while pretending to be Christian, and hosts literal glowies on his show. Doesn't sound very white to me, but rather talmudic.

>>214331922
If you're so disgruntled, why don't you do something about it and report Sam Hyde for child rape? Come on, give me some more excuses why you are protecting him if you're so sure he did it

>>214331945
instagram zoomer converts don't read the bible

>>214331945
you really need to stop

typing like this

and mis-interpreting the word of God

Going against your sinful nature after the fall vastly differs to how God designed humans.
The Bible literally says God is incapable of creating evil btw, guess you missed that part.
Being sexually attracted to cute girls is not a sin. Fornication is a sin.
>>214332008
your word means nothing as you're not even a Christian lmfao
You're definitely free to abandon God's Church.
God outlawed incest after Abraham. We never left slavery.

>>214332063
again you straw man and shift goal posts like a fucking faggot.

the point i have made this thread is that its not out of the question at all that he fucked marky and honestly, after denying it for years because i was a fucking fan, in all likelyhood, how else can you explain all the evidence that he did it?

i'm not advocating that anyone should make it their single minded obcession to take sam hyde down, i'm not creager.

so why are you changing the topic to why i won't make it my lifes mission to take sam down by showing cops evidence? it has nothing to do with what we are talking about, its you changin gthe subject becuase, what we were actually talking about, you didn't have a leg to stand on and you were just saying nonsense.

>>214332075
literally sexual attraction is a sin you retard, why do you think monks are celibate?

orthodoxy doesn't have a pope

>>214332075
The Bible does not set “menstruation = marriageable age”

In ancient Israel, marriage often followed social, economic, and family arrangements, not just biological milestones.

Deuteronomy 22:13–29 and Exodus 22:16–17 talk about marriageable women but never equate menstruation with sexual consent or moral readiness. These laws assume parental and communal oversight—not private sexual autonomy with minors.

In Numbers 31:18, the Israelites are told to spare virgin girls after battle—but this passage is descriptive, not prescriptive of ideal marriage age. The Bible frequently records morally messy events without endorsing them (e.g., polygamy, slavery).

So, pointing to menstruation alone as a moral standard ignores the broader biblical principle: sexual ethics were governed by covenantal, communal, and moral obligations, not mere physical capacity.

“Most men are attracted to teens” ≠ moral justification

The Bible repeatedly warns against following desire alone:

“The heart is deceitful above all things” (Jeremiah 17:9)

“Do not conform to the patterns of this world” (Romans 12:2)

Human desires—sexual or otherwise—are often fallen and need moral guidance, not validation.

Biblical ethics often restrain natural impulses for higher goods: marriage fidelity, justice, and care for the vulnerable.

Young girls in ancient culture were economically and legally vulnerable; biblical law (e.g., Deuteronomy 22) often sought to protect them, not expose them to exploitation.

So, male desire is never treated as self-justifying in Scripture—it is frequently the very thing God’s law regulates.

>>214332179
Historical-cultural context: Age of marriage was situational

In ancient times, life expectancy, economic conditions, and social roles made marriage age different from today—but this does not imply moral endorsement of modern men seeking teenage girls.

Early Jewish and Christian commentators (e.g., Augustine, Aquinas) emphasized prudence, consent, and moral order, not biological fertility alone, when discussing marriage age.

Christian moral tradition consistently raises the standard

By the New Testament era, sexual ethics became more mutual and covenantal (e.g., 1 Corinthians 7:3–4).

Jesus condemned lustful intent (Matthew 5:28), raising the bar above mere legality.

Church fathers often warned against exploiting youth; consent, maturity, and spiritual equality became key moral principles over time.

So, Christian ethics move toward protecting the vulnerable and elevating marriage, not exploiting physical readiness.

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“Menstruation shows fertility, not emotional or spiritual readiness for covenantal marriage.”

“Biblical marriage assumes leaving parents and forming a household, impossible for a child.”

“Desire alone doesn’t define morality; the Bible often restrains natural impulses for justice and love.”

“Jesus raised sexual ethics to protect the vulnerable and honor mutual love, not to lower them to biology.”

>>214332108
Look at the way you are tweaking out over here. All you have to do is take the evidence that convinced you that he raped Marky and send it over to law enforcement. How hard could that possibly be?

>>214332210
fag

i don't have to go to the police for you to be proven in this thread to be a cock smoking faggot who doesn't know what your talking about.

i get it, it fucking sucks, i thought sam was one of the few actual role models too. he's a fucking faggot. even if he didn't fuck marky he's still a fucking faggot.

i'm not as emotionally invested as yuou think i am becuase you are projecting, i'm not this "triggered blue haired tranny" that you think i am. i don't even care that much, its just blatently obvious that its not out of the question that he fucked marky.

now is when you respond with something stupid again.

>>214332108
Oh and by the way, do you notice all of the walls of bullshit that are being posted to "pad" the thread and slide our discussion about Sam being a child rapist? Brother, I know you may not be agreeing with me, but this happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I post in these threads, and that's what has convinced me that I am the only one that is genuinely anti-Sam Hyde here, and truly pissing off his shills that are trying to advertise through negative attention.

>>214332245
it is an open secret that sam hyde pays for astro turfing on 4chan.

>>214332161
literally

it isn't

"Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. And likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does."
1 Corinthians 7:3-4

>>214332179
>gpt slop
learn how to write for yourself and stop reddit spacing you fucking faggot

>>214332242
Your response time to my posts does not align with the persona you are trying to put on.

unironically arguing people shouldn't have sex is the dumbest shit I've ever heard ahahhaha

>>214332272
Yep, which is why everyone, just like me, should be purely responding with insistence on getting Sam Hyde arrested. It's the one thing that truly gets the hornet's nest swarming, and obviously the one thing that hurts Sam Hyde. If you want to see the shilling stop, this is the one way to make that happen.

>>214332277
this is advocating that husband and wife be loyal to eachother.

this literally has nothing to do with men being authorized to fuck thirteen year olds.

the quote literally discusses "wife" and "husband". the woman has to be a wife for this to apply to her.

also i like ho wyou didn't respond to any of my supposed gpt slow becuase it blows you the fuck out. christianity doesn't support being a degenerate pedophile. it literally tells you to repress your lust.

>>214332321
you aren't insisting on sam hyde being arrested you fucking liar.

you are insisting that the conversation about sam hyde being a pedophile isn't worth having at all, and that, anyone who wants to discuss it should stop and instead go "give evidence to the police"

thats not hte same thing, holy shit your a dishonest faggot.

you started out by saying its not possible that he did it because he wasn't arrested, and now your changing the subject to just saying over and over again that the people who are talking about the evidence should stop and just go to the police.

go to the police with what?

we should be encouraging more discussion and investigation, in order to collect more evidence, to then go to the police with.

also, i'm more interested in the court of public opinion, marky doesn't seem overly traumatized as such that i need sam to be thrown in prison, i'd be super satisfied if just everyone knew he was a fucking ephebophile faggot.

>>214322981
He overdosed Tylenol and survived

He's a fucking legend

>>214332322
and what age did people get married back then ? retard.
I didn't respond to gpt slop because you wrote all that in 1 minute and it's again just senseless mis-interpretations.
if everyone lived as a monk humanity would cease to be. you're so fucking retarded it's astounding.

>>214332321
>>214332380
its fucking common sense, theres literally no reason for those photos to exist with marky unless sam was trying to fuck her. how did they even get physically together to take that photo in the first place? sam must have met her online and then met up with her, the only reason for a 28 year old man to so intimately develop a relationship with a fifteen year old girl is because HE'S TRYING TO FUCK HER.

>>214332380
Brother, all you have to do is provide the police with the same evidence that was provided to you and convinced you. Since you are a reasonable and normal person, any other reasonable and normal person should come to the same conclusion as you upon reviewing this evidence, right? Opening up an investigation is all it takes. Law enforcement will bust his ass and the shill threads will stop. This accomplishes your objectives in a way that nothing else will

>>214332412
i wasn't that anon that said the thing about monks, you aren't arguing with one person you fucking retard.


every retard who says retarded shit on 4chan thinks that the giant masses of people calling them retarded is just "one tranny who is seething and coping"

>>214332428
brother, i don't have to go to the police and that doesn't have any bearing on this conversation, you catastrophic, colossal, retard.

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>>214323118
YOU CAN FIX YOUR LIFE
By following these rules:

Build gorilla nest.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME SAVE ME HEATLAMPS

>>214332455
So you're okay with letting him get away with it, despite you clearly being in possession of evidence that he raped a child? Why?

>>214327426
That's not fair. Ruse never considered himself part of MDE, he just worked with them

He has actual craft and vision as a creative, and he knew well enough to dump Sam after his blowup. I've chatted with him and he's very normal, nothing like Sam or Charls

>>214332433
all you've done is reddit space, ignore when I point out clear contradictions in your retarded beliefs to scripture and then spam me with gpt slop which you don't even know what it means.
"le bleeding is only a sign of fertility and nothing more" you simply don't have critical thinking capabilities and are no different than muslims who demand straightforward answers from the Bible rather than having parables

>>214332474
at this point its obvious to everyone else reading that you are retarded to feel free to keep saying stupid shit.

>>214332494
i guarentee you that i have studied scripture far more then you.

i pray that you are educated by god to see how much of a faggot you are.

>>214332502
See how you're glitching out again? Why are you withholding evidence that could incriminate a child rapist?

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>>214329581
>if you hold sam to any high standard, you're the retarded one here

I don't, he went onto a pidcast with mild mannered boomer, heard a dad joke and completely shat himself, head to toe.
There is literally nothing of worth Scam&Hide has to tell me.

I don't understand? Why does this board hate Sam Hide now, everyone used to love him!?

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People still complain about Sam Hyde here? Who gives a shit, how can you faggots be obsessed with this irrelevant bozo
>erm the fishtank threads spam up the board
Then apply a filter you stupid nigger, it's 2025

>>214329816
The fact that he paid off mods to PIN his shittank on top of /tv/. Not even Amazon is that fucking brazen.
I haven't seen a single second of Scam's content and I never will, but I wil forever shit on him wherever he goes.

>>214330441
Your pick is exactly what happened post 2016

Sam destroyed all his professional relationships with so many of the creative talent in MDE that drove its success, to the point where he has produced NOTHING worth watching since World Peace

>>214332494
>god wants me to lust after a 12 year old because she's on her period

>>214332522
I guarantee that you're a retard who said God created man flawed lol .
I guarantee that you're a retard who went to the Church created by man, 1,000 years after Christ with zero higher power or central authority.
I guarantee you have down syndrome and don't understand history in the slightest and come up with grand cope and bending the word of God to suit your present needs as if it can somehow be accustomed to modern times.

>>214332554
He is generally well-liked, but there is at least one dedicated discord group that posts here every day trying to sully his reputation. Of course, they get big mad when asked why they haven't reported Sam Hyde to law enforcement for the crimes they say he has committed.

>>214332554
He is unfunny clown who got raped live on a normie podcast.

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>>214332554
He's a sociopath who destroyed MDE

I used to like him, before I realised he has no talent and he is genuinely bad person

>>214332588
>doesn't understand female biology
you think women instantly grow breasts or hips after their period / menstruation ?
fucking idiot
for thousands of years people would marry young cunny, the present times don't change this. You don't understand what lust means.

>>214332600
people literally do report him.

why do you keep maintaining that becuase he wasn't arrested there for he didn't do it?

>>214332642
why does this photo exist if he didn't do it? what possible alternative explanation is there? they aren't from the same state, they had to travel to eachother to take their shirts off, her get a nosebleed, and then her put her head on his shoulder and them take an intimate photo. have you ever seen him take a photo liek this with anyone else?

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>>214332600
>He is generally well-liked
On your troon discord maybe, where you can pretend this cocksucker is funny in any way. Until he goes outside of his bubble, hears 'Ripe and tight' and collapses over it like a toddler.

>>214332651
you keep with this "is/ought" fallacy. just becuase people did have sex with underage teenagers doesn't mean they should now.

you have provided zero argument why people should fuck underage teenagers, you just keep repeating that people did, and that people find teenagers sexy. thats not argument why they should there for fuck them.

you haven't compellingly aregued why just because women get periods, there for they should be having sex.

i'm pretty sure its possible for like an 8 year old to be sexually abused and made to ejaculate, and that ejaculate might be used to impregnate a woman. does that mean an 8 year old should be having sex? your being retarded.

>>214332651
yeah, people figured out it's not a very good idea and made it illegal lol, do you think they did so specifically to spite christian teachings or something?

see this is where your retarded argument falls off a cliff, there's plenty of 12 year old girls with hips and breasts but now that you've sensed that your argument is not airtight, you're backtracking. next time you're in the real church you attend (allegedly), bring this up with your priest and see what he says.

>>214332750
i second this, i would love for him to talk openly at his church about how women having periods means god wants you to fuck twelve year olds.

>>214332667
So if he was reported with sufficient evidence, then he couldn't possibly get away with it. The only other possibility is that he didn't do it.

>>214322503
He meant get good at something illegal like dealing drugs or robbery.

>>214332844
>people dont get away with crimes
lol

>took $100k of his father's money and gambled it on bitcoin

but yeah get a skill

>>214332844
there are thousands of examples of people getting away with crimes even when evidence is presented.

you are retarded.

i also notice you literally still haven't bothered to attempt to explain the photo, because you can't. the only explanation is he was trying to fuck her.

>>214328371
accused eric wareheim of being a pedophile too when he was butthurt about losing his unfunny show

brown coded thread

>>214332711
you don't understand what a fallacy is.
woman is man's completion. since the dawn of time people have been marrying young cunny as is Biblical custom. Modern times don't change this lol. you also keep using the term "underage" as if it means anything. Under what age ? the age of the law ? the law written 200 years ago written by man ? cool.
first menstruation = fertility = 6-18 months until age of maturity to bear children. really isn't that difficult to comprehend.
>>214332750
>people decided
The Law of God doesn't become accustomed to modern times.
People also decided to shut down the entire fucking world for 3 years and force graphene injections and euthanize infants. People also decided men can be women and women, men.
Giving further description so your retard brain can understand what I'm saying isn't backtracking, fucken idiot.
I'll try to say this as simply as possible for your dumb little orthodox mind to comprehend.
Since the dawn of time, virgin males have been marrying young virgin cunny. Blood = Ready to bear children. The marriage isn't consumated until the woman reaches the proper maturity, which differs for every woman and you can see from her physical attributes.
The Church Fathers (St. Augustine, St. Jerome) have debated over this and came to the exact same conclusions as what I'm saying.
You don't understand what Lust is.
Fucken clown

>>214333013
i like how you ignored what i said about how you can get little kids to cum if you sexually abuse them, and by your logic, becuase they are capable of ejaculating, that means that 8 year olds are fit to be fathers.

that blows apart your argument unless you think little boys should be allowed to have sex too.

>>214322503
Sam's life guide to success
>Step one: Have really rich parents
>Step two: Prey on mentally ill teenage girls
>Step three: Have no emotions at all, be barely recognizable as a human and be secretly miserable all the time

>>214333058
i like how you're illiterate

>>214333013
there is no scripture or law of god saying that man should be having sex with a woman as soon as they get their period.

>>214333091
and you'll find nowhere did I say that.

>>214323118
Oh Sam, if you only practice what you preached, you could have another shot at a tv show!

>>214333065
>>Step one: Have really rich parents
Slave morality
>>Step two: Prey on mentally ill teenage girls
The weak should fear the strong.
>>Step three: Have no emotions at all, be barely recognizable as a human and be secretly miserable all the time
Sam Hyde is colder, harder, less hesitating, and without fear of "opinion"; he lacks the virtues that accompany respect and respectability, and altogether everything that is the virtue of the herd.

>>214333196
are you really this homosexual for sam hyde? like do you actually find him this sexually attractive? its actually crazy how much you clearly would love to suck his cock with how much your fucking glazing him.

>>214333013
now you're adding 6-18 months since you've started thinking this through a little bit

Augustine was writing based on social norms of his time for age of marriage. didn't he have sex with a 10 or 12 year old? btw his word is not the word of god.

>graphene
you should have started with this originally, now i feel silly for arguing with an internet lobotomy victim

>>214330913
It was one of the most aggravatingly hypocritical things I have ever seen

A guy who provably had sex with a minor was morally soapboxing and lording over a guy that didn't have sex with a minor, and his neanderthal fanbase took his side because god forbid the TRT jew ever be criticized

>An ethnic jew with chinese bastard kids
This is the best the right can muster?

>>214332971
Well, according to you, the photo is evidence. Why have you withheld this information from law enforcement?

>>214333595
they are already aware of the photo.

often times, the standard for conviction do to the law, and the standard for conviction do to public opinion, are different.

This doesn't mean that, if someone hasn't been convicted, they didn't do something wrong. this is called "legalism". and its a fallacy.

>>214333477
>adding
I have not changed my position on this for years. Elaboration is not moving the goal-posts.
>St. Augustine is a pedo
I'm sure you know better than one of the most brilliant and holiest men of all time.
The Church Fathers, who literally transcribed the word of God, are as important as the Gospels. You're spiritually muslim, and your arguments always come down to "b-b--b-but show me in da bibull where it say dis". Muslims do the exact same bullshit and it's retarded as fuck.
>ad-hom
Lol.

>>214333595
He didnt do anything illegal because she was the AOC of RI

That's not the point. His moralistic grifting runs counter to his actions.

>>214333794
>Sam Hyde didn't rape a child
Are you serious?

>>214333983
He had sex with a girl that was legal AOC in the state he was living in. I wouldn't care about this but his moral soapboxing is wildly hypocritical given this fact.

>>214334027
she had to travel to get to a state where it was legal, thats not considered legal, in that instance, its still considered underage and also its considered human trafficking.

>>214334027
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SICK FUCK

>>214323592
I do this

>>214334027
So wait, Sam Hyde is innocent?

>>214334101
innocent by law but using all means necessary to fuck a retarded teenager, which deserves cultural punishment

>>214334133
...but you admitted that he didn't actually commit a crime

>>214334133
he's not innocent by law, are you same fagging to your self?

he had marky travel from a state where she wasn't of legal age. it is illegal to get a minor to travel to a state where the age of consent is different, that can literally be charged as "human trafficking"

>>214334185
So you have evidence that Sam Hyde IS a child rapist?

>>214334185
He can't keep getting away with it.

>Genesis 1:28, “be fruitful and multiply”
>Augustine argued that marriage was valid with consent alone, even in child betrothals
>He viewed menstruation as God’s natural sign of fertility, citing Ezekiel 16:7–8 (“your time was the time of love”) as a biblical marker for readiness. Pre-pubertal consummation was sinful, risking infertility and violating procreative intent.
>St. Ignatius urged bishops to oversee marriages, ensuring they align with God’s will. Consummation pre-puberty was discouraged as contrary to divine order.
>Menstruation was a divine and practical indicator, distinguishing Christian marriage from pagan customs.
"God is light and in Him is no darkness at all"
1 John 1:5
He is incapable of creating evil.
God's word doesn't change 2,000 years later because some gnostic lawmakers decided so. The laws only exist because people are not as pure as they once were, and resort to fornication. Projecting your fantasy of raping an 8 year has absolutely nothing to do with the discussion. You really have no idea what Lust is, or anything of the Bible really.

>>214334310
Here we are with the jesus shit again trying to slide the discussion about Sam Hyde being a child rapist

>>214334359
that's the Lord you're talking about nigger
and this faggot brings it up constantly >>214328509 without understanding at all what the scripture means
You also cannot be against Satan (Biblical concept) without belief in the Holy Bible.
If Sam was a child rapist, he would be in jail right now and he isn't since he broke no laws.
Fornication is a sin, and what he did to Marky truly is an abomination, but if you look at the transcripts, it was fully consensual.

>>214333729
yet you decided to elaborate only when cracks have started to come through.

i've read both the city of god and confessions. it's pretty clear that most of his ideas on sexuality stem from the time he was in and his earlier intense promiscuity. The holiest man who had a child out of wedlock, literally asked god to give him some time to fuck around who was subject to social norms 1500 years ago, wow. if you've got "non-muslim critical thinking capabilities", surely you're able to separate the wheat from the chaff. society is not robbing you of your godgiven right to fuck jailbait, you're just a pedo using faith to justify your depravity.

>>214334359
>I am not crazy! I know he took her over state line. I knew it was Rhode Islan. It's Providence. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot on Kiwifarms to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That fishtank! Are you telling me that a man just happens to upload a child molestation manual like that? No! He orchestrated it! Sammy! He shot up a school! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I bough his Gumroad! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Sammy! Couldn't be precious Sammy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a comedian!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

>>214334474
>If Sam was a child rapist, he would be in jail right now and he isn't since he broke no laws.

My point exactly. Don't need to quote a Jewish book to make it though.

>>214334474
shut up, pedophile heathen

>>214334496
And St. Thomas Aquinas ? St. Jerome ? St. John of Chrysostom ? St. Ignatius ? Tertullian ?
All pedos ?
May the Lord forgive you for insulting the Saints.
Where do you believe "social norms" stem from ?

>>214334603
i'm not insulting the saints, i'm pointing out their flaws that they've themselves admitted (Augustine specifically).
yes, they're pedos by today's standards but were subjects of their time and therefore were "forced" by historical circumstances to assume that it's normal both morally and medically healthy to have sex with a child who just hit puberty.

yes, social norms were developed with the help of both philosophy, faith as well as scientific discovery and reason. do you have children? have you taken care of a woman who is pregnant? do you know that children born to mothers in early to mid 20s are on average the healthiest with least complications and healthiest birthweight, with the lowest risk of stillbirth and miscarriage? bearing children during adolescence is associated with pregnancy complications for the mother as well, almost as common and severe as those bearing children post 30s (preeclampsia, anemia). now connect the dots and tell me how this relates to the development of social norms around the suitable time to bear children for women

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>>214335000
>I'm not insulting the Saints
>They're all pedophiles though
Repent.

>>214335143
how about you respond to the second paragraph? or is several hundred years of medical science in cahoots with "gnostic lawmakers" to rob you of justification to want to fuck adolescents? just like the saints??

also wasn't augustine against the literal interpretation of scripture in the face of science/reasoning clearly stating the opposite? i guess that doesn't apply to his writings.

>>214335241
How about you repent ?
There is no sense arguing with sacrilegious heretics.
Your modern science which dictates women in their "early 20s" produce the "healthiest" children ? Sounds like it's not an exact science since you can't pinpoint an age, and resort to vague descriptions, completely arbitrary. Zero 5G towers 1,500 years ago, people ate real food, cancer and most illnesses didn't exist. But carry on believing in the black death and whatever dark age medieval jew-ish filth. The process of giving birth was also much different than today.
It's just as nonsensical of a comparison like you did in comparing Laws, as if the Laws of the Lord is susceptible to change based on what corrupt lawmakers decide lmfao.

>>214335482
you're retarded and dont understand statistical analysis and never had children. ffs people used to die of diphteria and birth mortality was 10x of what it is today. cancer did exist, people didn't know how to nor had the resources to diagnose it you dimwit

there's one thing i've learned from you though which i'm thankful for - i should be vigilant against religious fervor that clouds judgement. you're no different than the looney grannies lining up at my church screaming and swearing at everyone for the most random shit but become all fairy eyed as soon as the priest shows up.

>>214335482
jesus was a jew and first christians were all jews btw, take it up with daddy sam on how to square that up in your head

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>>214335654
And you're a heretic who insult the Saints and found the ultimate truth in a schism founded 1,000 years after His time.
>muh mortality muh black death muh science
Oh ? You were there right ? Cool story.
>>214335775
adults are talking

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Thought being a Christian would dispel people from the myths our "historians" feed us but I guess not

>>214335878
kino