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best french films ever?
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Don't exist
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the color white
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>>214322772
District 13
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>>214322772
The movie that goes with the Daft Punk album
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>>214322772
That one about a middle aged woman that has sex with a 15 year old boy and was directed by a middle aged woman who cast her actual 15 year old son as the boy.
I genuinely can't remember the name of it. Help a nigga out.
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Mandibules (2020)
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>>214322772
irreversible
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>>214322772
cuties
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Taxi
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>>214322772
I watched a kino show about WW1 focused on women and it was really great. Chuds won't like it, but it's really one of the few shows/movies that does settings right. It's called Les Combattantes.
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a man escaped
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>>214322772
The one where the two lesbians have sex and stop for a smoke break and then have sex again
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>>214322772
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French movies are mostly a softcore porn garbage now a days and they deserve their crisis.
>According to the commission, a third of >French films released in 2019 attracted fewer than 20,000 viewers in movie theatres. More dismally, the report finds that only 2% of >French films are profitable during their theatrical run.
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>>214322772
this kino
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Nobody fucking cares
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>>214322772
am french and i don't watch french films. they used to be good but i stopped caring 20 years ago
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>>214322772
Unironically this
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>it's a French movie
>a bunch of random bullshit for 90 minutes where nothing happens
>quote from philosophy
>nudity
>roll credits
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if you want to watch a french film that's not two hours of a depressed woman smoking cigarettes go watch la haine
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>>214324953
David Lynch was French?
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>>214322772
OP is a FAGGOT
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>>214325119
he lived in France throughout his old age...
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>>214323057
Le Macron (1993)
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Dunno about best but I watched this yesterday and it was kino.
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>>214326398
>Dutch movie
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>>214322772
>best french films ever?

They’ve made the best live action anime adaptation ever that’s actually true to the source material.
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>>214323421
This one ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guardians_(2017_film)
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>>214322807
Nafri shit
>>214323397
Nafri shit
>>214324272
Racemix shit
>>214326712
Low iq tranime shit
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>>214327239
Let me guess, you like Le Samurai
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Diner de cons and Rrrrrrr are some of my favorite comedies of all time.
Probably kinda pointless to watch translated though, the humor tends to be language-based
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>>214322772
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>>214327805
Underrated WWI movie.
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>>214322772
Only dumb people categorize movies by the country of production.
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>>214323057
That sounds like every other French movie. I would say Charlotte for Ever, but that was a middle aged man and his 15 year old daughter.
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La Classe Américaine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udlh6uVVohg
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>>214328311
Where exactly do you think you are?
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>>214322772
The Pink Panther movies.
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>>214324953
name quatorze flims like this
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>>214328555
here you go
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>>214328618
lmao based
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>>214325144
No he didn’t you just made that up.
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>>214325144
Totally. All those daily Los Angeles weather reports were pre-recorded.
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>>214322772
The black and white one where the man and the woman talk a lot about nothing in particular and walk around a city or whatever.
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Moonraker
Lola (1961)
Stolen Kisses
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Mektoub My Love
Too lazy to post the webms
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>>214328909
Sir, this is a SFW board.
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Why is it french films that make some freaky incest stuff?
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Emmanuelle in Space
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kino
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>>214323817
france is just pointless nudity - the country
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>>214322772
the sicilians
the gypsy
both star a young alain delon.
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>>214327805
Why would a racist piece of shit like Le Samurai, a film where the love interest is black?
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>>214329105
Based frogs for being the last bastion of people who aren't fucking terrorized by boobs
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>>214322772
Fifth Element
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>>214322772
Climax. Every other frog film is pretentious garbage made for cuckolds and women.
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>>214324953
you forgot the chain smoking and jump cuts
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The best French architecture I've seen first hand is in San Juan.
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>>214323817
>they deserve their crisis
>crisis
The imaginary one injected into your brain by shills on a mongolian basket-weaving forum?
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>>214322772
I haven't seen many but i absolutely loved
-Rififi
-The Hole (le trou)
-Wages of Fear
-Nearly everything by Jean Pierre Melville and Jean-Pierre Jeunet.
-Savage Planet

Le Kinaux
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>>214329734
>Why would a racist piece of shit like Le Samurai, a film where the love interest is black
>love interest is black

There’s your answer.
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>>214329812
For me it's I Stand Alone
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>>214322772
Any love for La Planète Sauvage, The Fantastic Planet? That was the first movie that I saw when I moved to NYC, it just happened to be on HBO.
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>>214322772
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>>214329812
The picture alone is repellent, I imagine the movie.
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>>214330358
>Standing at a window, he unzips his daughter's jacket and begins fondling her. As he abuses his daughter, the Butcher, between more and more incoherent thoughts, tries to justify his act by asserting that the world does not condemn his love because it is evil, but because it is too powerful.
topkek
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>>214322772
Not best films ever, but if you like action kino, the Lost Bullet trilogy.
It came out in recent years and has crazy stunt work (fights, car chases, etc).
Those three movies are on Netflix and deserved to be seen in theaters.
Modern Taxi, without the comedy, even puts those movie to shame if you really think about it outside of them being action buddy comedies.
Also Astérix Mission Cléopâtre but I don't know if it can translate well to other languages. That movie is the only good Astérix adaptation.
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Why can't the French accurately subtitle their own films?
Why does everything have to be slightly reworded?
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>>214330517
not even the best Bresson film.
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>>214331251
what's your pick?
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>>214331366
L'Argent.
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>>214331219
French is a stupidly precise language, it can be hard to translate
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>>214331377
alright. I'm more of a mouchette guy myself
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>>214331424
I'm not talking about translations
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You watch French films for the eroticism. I watch French films for the comedy.
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>>214331471
Then you mean french subs?
Same problem, you'd just get walls of text
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>>214331219
What do you mean? I'm pretty sure the subtitles are made by the countries where the movie is released, not the country of origin.
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>all this thread
>no Les Visiteurs

It's actually A Man Escaped
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Hard to rank French films, they tend to specialise in character studies or slice-of-life films, they are funny and persuasive, maybe a bit eye-opening but never amusement parks that would hit everyone equally. Still I like this send-up of Swiss women in Paris starring Catherine Frot, La Dillettante.
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>>214331533
Yeah exactly
>>214331518
I disagree
People can read quickly enough that it wouldn't be a problem
The French just seem allergic to doing so and constantly need to reword everything even when the reworded sentence is just as long
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>>214331626
Almost anything by Rohmer or Ozon entertains me.
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Le Trou is too hard to be done so perfectly.
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>81 reply...
Le Salaire de la peur not mentioned
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>>214331652
I wonder if there are many comedies that sort of explore a Franco-Swiss or Germano-Frank identity?
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>>214331696

>>214330092
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>>214331366
I prefer The Fifth Element.
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>>214322772
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>>214331592
this is it
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Série Noire
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Le Cinq à Sept de Femmes Mûres
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>>214331951
the guy who keeps posting the Selena webms never gets into the fact that Selena is a fraction of an inch tall and could probably climb inside of your peehole if you asked her nicely
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>>214322772
Un Prophete

>>214325103
La Haine sucks. But most French movies suck so that doesn't say much.
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>>214331611
Sequel is also kino
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Quelle bande de cons présent dans ce fil de publication! Aucun goût!

Si vous voulez du cinéma (du vrai de vrai) il vous faudra suivre cette liste, inspirée par l'un de vos Sneediens:

- Un éléphant ça trompe énormément;
- Les VALSEUSES — ça c'est vrai kineau;
- Préparez vos mouchoirs;
- Buffet froid;
- Danton de Depardieu;
- Martin Guerre;
- Un grand blond avec une chaussure noire
- La petite queue d'Anon.
- Série noire
- Mille milliards de dollars
- La chèvre
- Les compères
Le fugitif

PATRICK DEWEARE ET GÉRARD DEPARDIEU SONT LE DUO ULTIME DU CINÉMA FRANÇAIS.
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Bump
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>>214332680
Vincent Cassel peaked with this one. It was all downhill after these movies.
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>>214324953
Don't forget incest or statutory rape of some variety
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>>214332676
>Aucun goût!
Calmos, moi j'ai dit La Classe Américaine (1993), c'est dur de faire mieux.
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Sometimes I watch "Le Chagrin et la Pitié" to jog my French.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEHI_Vz77yI
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SUBWAY
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I just want to say you people have terrible taste. The last great French movie was Holy Motors.
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my 2 fav french movies
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>ctrl+f fantomas
>0 counts
your life is so miserable
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>>214323176
You mean Les Mignones
Also Pauline a la Plage
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>>214331626

That bitch is in every French film. She must live in the Eiffel tower or something.
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>>214322772

Black Emanuelle
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I got absolutely shit faced off tequila and covid on an overnight Aeromexico flight last year and fell asleep watching Anatomy of a Fall and when I woke up the lady next to me told me that she watched the entire movie on my screen with the subtitles and that it was an amazing movie.
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>>214323817
>Crisis
>When it's randos receiving millions of my fucking taxes to make the 30rd migrant/cuck/feminist movie of the month
The whole scheme is an elaborate way to suck more public money to shit out propaganda only one or two idiot will pay to see.
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>>214328113
That's a great movie but it's so sad I don't think I would ever willingly sit through it again.

My list (in alphabetical order):
Amelie
Beauty and the Beast (pic)
Children of Paradise
The Grand Illusion
The Rules of the Game
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>>214331626
>never amusement parks that would hit everyone equally
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>>214335853
kek I keep trying and failing to watch that movie. Once when I was 13 this other kid sat next to me and offered to watch Chronicle on his PSP together, I fell asleep almost immediately and when I woke up he'd eaten half my airplane meal (possibly as retaliation) and I only saw the ending.
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>>214322772
lascars (2009)
it's like an animated guy ritchie. shits funny asl.
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>>214322772
Taxi 1-4, Asterix and Obelix (first three), Angel-A, Leon, Joan of Arc and Fantômas i guess.
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>>214337129
Oh yeah, and District 13 >>214322807
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>>214323421
>Les Combattantes
Ahahahaha - how many of the ladies participated in combat?
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Are the latest French films no longer intellectual because the French populace is now filled with third world invaders who don't speak the language or have a noticeable IQ?
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Greatest French movie ever made.

/thread over
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>>214337443
The Tati films are wonderful indeed.
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>>214337443
I bet you meant The Rabbi's Cat
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>>214336795
If you haven't already, the cartoon tv show is up on their official YouTube channel. Don't know if it's ever been subtitled, though.
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>>214322772
The ones with naked girls in. This does not narrow it down much I admit.



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