They can't keep getting away with it.
>>214322838lara croft has always been white,you dumb nigger.
>>214322838sophie isn't going to look as good as a brunette
>>214322838>twitter screenshot thread
>>214322961They’re not banned, faggot, so until they, are don’t bitch about it.
how the fuck do you from this to whatever that is in the OP?
>>214322838Isn't Sophie Turner a Bong?>>214322910Not in the new game which is what the Tweet is referring to
Lara originally was a latina, but def not black
>>214322838Lara Croft has always been an obese black transwoman, chuddies.
>>214322838>dark skinned Wat. Also, this is legit a role Sydney Sweeney could play. I mean, what's the most famous thing about Croft, if you get what I'm implying? ;)
>>214322838>notoriously dark skinnedlol what?
>>214323049You are subhuman
>>214323076Yes, and so is the character
>>214323065
>>214322838Disregarding the sheboon opinion, this movie is going to be so badHave no idea what they are even going to do, Sophie is too old and ugly for nu-Tomb Raider and laughable for old-school Lara Croft
The is Croft. Lara Croft
Laura Cruz was the first name for the heroine of the Tomb Raider games, picked by Guy Miller. It was first changed to Lara due to Americans not being able to pronounce Laura and Cruz was later replaced with British name Croft
>>214323255The name* is CroftI had one job and I messed it up.
>>214322838Sheeit nigga we wuz tumb raiderz n sheit, dem evil wypipo be stealing our cultah
>>214323273>Americans not being able to pronounce LauraSays who? It's a pretty common name
>this is notoriously dark skinned
>>214322838Can people not tell thats a clearly fake screenshot? I mean thats not even a real profile, Twitter only allows your @username to be 15 characters
>>214322838I don't think lara is dark skinned, but she is tan from exploring outside all the time, and has dark hair. It's like they go out of the way to cast every video game adaption wrong. Thankfully I don't give a shit
>>214322838>A British girl is playing a British girl who was last played by a Norwegian, and prior to that, a French girl>Why isn't she blackHmmm.
>>214323312How the fuck would you even know that
>>214322838>dark skinnedisnt she british and tanned from raiding tombs in the desert?
>>214322838Honestly this seems like a pretty crap casting choice. I can't see her pulling off anything that isn't scared teenage girl rape victim or a giga slut
>>214323306We're talking about Americans here..
>>214323345Twitter tells you that when you make an account. Twitter has almost a billion users. I assumed it was common sense given how widespread the platform is and how many teevee threads are just reposts from there
>>214323310yes, women are stupid and often don't know what they're talking about.
Think they're getting video game color filters confused with skin colors.
>>214323065Overrated. Literally only looked good in one movie (Hackers, 1995)>you're le gay!No, I would still fuck her, I just don't think she's all that attractive.
>>214323415nta, but i wouldn't fuck her because she's batshit crazy. could care less if she has a "pretty face", and her body is not what it used to be.
>>214323360She's an upper class Brit from the 90's. So she's definitely white in the original trilogy for sure. Not sure if the newer reboots changed anything in that regard. I don't think I've played any Tomb Raider in about 20 years.
>>214323498To clarify, I would fuck her at the time of the TR movies. Probably not anymore.
>>214323415you're le gay!
>>214323415You mean Foxfire 1996
Lara Plank
>>214323076In every game she's always had a brownish tint to her skin. Only blind retards think she's some pure aryan white girl.
>>214323589You mean Mojave Moon 1996
>>214323544Even in the reboot she was a super white British girl. They somewhat gave her a tan in the 2nd one but she wasn't notoriously dark skinned.
croft is a bong with a tan ie. whiter than you
>>214323590need to get fuckced by her
>>214322838They should make a Turok movie instead
>>214323076No one gives a fuckabout the new-now-old-actually game, get with the times nigger
>>214323602The PS1 had like 5 polygons on screen. So saying you have to be "blind" is pretty fucking retarded. You can't make anything out for sure. It could be a tan. Maybe it's not tanned at all. Maybe the devs were trying to apply some baked in shadow effect. We don't know. What we do know is she's an upper class Brit from the 90's who were majority white at the time. So white is always the safe bet.
>>214323415>only looked good in one moviei think she looked ok in Gia. Maybe it's the shorter hair that fits her better? as also seen in >>214323589
>>214323415She was hot in mr and mrs smith
>>214323415Based takeI always felt the same about her, specially as she walled into the 2000sJennifer Aniston was another one, she was just too plain for my tastes, her looks were severely overrated
>>214323963you can say she walled but "walled into the 2000s" is incredibly wrong... you can argue tomb raider, gone in 60 seconds and girl, interrupted are damn near her prime
>>214323076>>214323602She's still white.
>>214323963>Jennifer Aniston was another one, she was just too plain for my tastes, her looks were severely overratedI agreed back then, but when I rewatched Friends recently, I realized how fucking cute she was in the first few seasons.
>>214323733this
>>214324074Girl interrupted she was still OK, her Tom Taider did nothing for me, her face was already too walledI mean, compare any of those roles with her Cyborg 2 role, now that’s an angelic face
>>214323122>I mean, what's the most famous thing about Croftthat she looks retarded and talks like a valley girl?
i really like the phrase "notoriously dark-skinned"
>>214323393Yeah, and it is a common name in America.
>>214323590that's hot though, and Lara is supposed to be fit
She has an ugly triangle tattoo which can only mean she thinks of herself as the top of a pyramid
>>214323602That's called a tan. It has nothing to do with genetics.>>214322838#WokenessIsOverParty
>>214324828I'm genetically predisposed to getting tanned :)
>>214323310>slight tan and brown eyesthat is a latinx womyn you pig
>>214322838since when is lara not a white british woman
>>214323733>>214324286They put out a movie with same concept starring Adam Driver, it bombed.
>>214323733>>214325151What about a Nanosaur movie?
>>214323312Because this is a marketing thread for whatever abomination they're going to eventually make
>>214322838Like Wonder Woman, they've been "adjusting" Lara Ctroft to get the fans to accept her as a brown girl.
>>214325388I mean Wonder Woman should be more brown than white anyway
>>214322838Grace Caroline Currey would make a better Lara Croft than Wonder Woman. Croft doesn’t have to be tall
>>214325703Nope. She's Amazonian, which is Eastern European, and is a superhero version of Snow White with blue eyes, pale skin, and black hair
>>214323306I think it's the LAR-UH vs. LORE-UH thingAmericans pronounce Laura as LORE-Uh
>>214326045that is indeed the correct pronunciation. do bongs pronounce it incorrectly?
>>214323114She's literally a British aristocrat what are you fucking talking about?
>>214326105her original design was a beaner. the actual release character was never spicspanic.
>>214326009if you make it up in your head that way sure
Here is your Lara Croft, bro.
>>214326168i'll take it
>>214323590Incredibly sexy
>>214322838If Sophie Turner is involved in 2025 it must be some low budget b movie trash. And based on game sales no one actually cares about this movie being made. We are now at the point of twitterrace crying that a white girl shouldn't play a white girl in a b movie adaptation of a game they've never played and never supported.
Dafne Keen has the tiddies required for the role.
>>214326101I think Bongs pronounce both names the same way, LAR-UhBut what do I know, I'm American
>>214323602She's British you fucking retard. They aren't all blue eyed and blonde haired, almost none of them are. She's modeled after Emma Peel with bigger tits.
>>214326127Maybe in early development. The character as appears in the game is English.
>>214326168based and tiapilled!
>>214322838Lara was not "notoriously dark skinned" but also not that light skinned
>>214324144aniston was actually pretty homely when she was young, as opposed to courtney cox who was a 10/10 smokeshow in her prime. i will admit that later in life aniston had a much better plastic surgeon and looks loads better today.
>>214326274And accent.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3QiqeJ3GPb0
>>214326406Would be weird for a woman who spends as much time outside as she does to not have a tan.
>>214323273Literally everyone who played Tomb Raider saw Jurassic Park. No one had a problem with the first lady's name like 2 years later
Notorious light skinned girl as all British women are. Hell, the Queen mum was a redbone
>>214323065She always looked weird to me. A lot of celebrities from that time period did. Brittany Spears, all the boy bands. They all had mullato dysgenic undertones and I was confused why nobody ever pointed it out.
>>214326453Is that AI enhanced?
>>214326446seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>214326486Calm down. That's our little baby, Laura.
>>214326502Way too much bush for a baby.
>>214322838>the whitest girl in americaBut she's British, and Tomb Raider was originally at least a British IP. But yes Lara was going to be from south American, but they thought better of it.
>>214326533>well axthually she was going to be x in the preplanning stages
>>214326552Yes I'm glad they did think better of it.
>>214323065she has always look gross tbqht. 40+yo coomer
>>214326288Laura is LAW-ra like laurelLara is LA-ra
>>214326644so it's pronounced Yanni Croft. got it.
>>214326464Same reason why I never liked Jessica Biel, she has the face of a quadroon but no one ever points it out
>>214323273That's my name and it's pronounced LAH OO RAH properly, but anglicized it is LAH RAH or LOH RAH
>>214326406Yeah, because Brits aren't typically all that light skinned.
>>214322838thinking about people's skin color all the time, unless you're relating it to "immediate concerns", is literally mental illness.>see person>first thought is "this person's skin color is [X], therefore [y]"It affects more libs than conservatives, it seems. Crazy that people get so influenced by what journalists, politicians, teachers, etc. say that it puts them in this rotten, stupid frame of mind. People are so ridiculous.
>>214326777Lena has a pretty standard northern European white woman skin tone.
>>214326406
Why are they always making tomb raider? They should try making an akuji the heartless movie.
She has the face, and is British, the main problem is she's too slim. Lara Croft has an athletic physique. Sophie looks more like a supermodel
>>214323065Angelina Jolie was the best cast and nothing will compare:>olive skin>brown hair>piercing green eyes>minimum C cup boobaWhy would they cast a porcelain skin chestlet like Sophia Turner is beyond me
>>214326829Yeah, like Lara Croft. She's a typical looking dark haired aristocratic looking British lady with two sets of big guns. Literally M appeal
>>214326874Sophie is a chonker, not slim or athletic
>>214326902Nice bit of side boob too.
>>214326902Helps that the game was a lot more relevant back then so you could cast an a lister for it.
>>214326947Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast!
>>214322838But how will she look posing next to a dog or a horse?
>>214326902because men are gay like this now>>214323415>>214326592>>214326757
>>214326913Why Kate Beckinsale has never been cast as Lara is beyond me.
>>214322838copa and seethe, lady.!
>>214323310>tanned>brown eyesNot white according to /pol/.
>>214322838>sophie turner>america>lara croft>notoriously dark skinned
>>214323590Salsa looking real jacked, baby.
>>214327015Because they had Jolie
>>214327056Until 2003 yeah.
>>214323753Pic related is the very first Lara Croft model.
>>214327111They are the same age. So by the time they rebooted Beckinsale was old
Fucking Sansa as Lara Croft?This is the dumbest casting ever.
>>214327111>I don't think I ever watched Tomb Raider>...oh that's why
>>214327134Maybe I want an older, world weary Lara film.
>>214327140She's bri'ish and looks pretty fit.
>>214327173>why did that video game character do that video game thing?
>>214327173Its pretty game accurate. Not sure what you would be expecting from a Tomb Raider film considering Lara fights dinosaurs and the undead.
>>214327224Does she fist fight a T-Rex?
>>214327201I wouldn't trust that weak pudgy bitch to beat up Warwick Davis, much less battle dinosaurs like the actual Lara
>>214327262Maybe.
>>214323602Shes just tanned
>>214323602Everyone has a brownish tint to their skin
>>214327292>pudgywat
>>214326288No. We pronounce the laur in Laura to rhyme with four, and the lar in Lara to rhyme with tar.
>>214327382why are you posting a random ugly crack whore?
>Let's cast Box Office Poison for our new Tomb Raider movie! What could possiblie go wrong?
>>214327382who is this fat bitch
>>214323632>Mojave Moonshe was only 21, sicko!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBHgxTl9OGo
>>214327116kinda reminds me of kyla cole
>>214327433>weAh what do you know, Sadiq
>>214327311Bloody sar
>>214326045Tara is a weird one, though. I've watched Buffy, and Willow's gf's name is pronounced like terra by the American cast. So for the longest time I thought her name was Terra, until I heard Giles say it properly
>>214327111Imagine 2 hours of just a hot woman fighting sharks and other sea creatures. Done right, it's a recipe for hundreds of millions.
>>214327505Yeah, we don't really have "Tar-Uh" in America, lolTara rhymes with Sara: Terra, Serra
>>214323544If you don't follow a trend of gradual darkening of white characters, it's called white washing.
>>214327111Now we know who did this.
>>214326406she looks bogged in the last versions
>>214326274>>214326446>>214326486>>214326502This is literally the perfect Lara Croft cast out of every single woman in existenceabsolutely the biggest wasted casting of our generation. She's been in action roles before too.In a very slightly different timeline this would have really happenedYou should be incredibly mad about this
>>214326406This is really problematic. A grown adult woman, with shorts and a tight shirt, not overweight and with secondary sex characteristics?!? This should have an X rating and maybe should be banned outright. I can't believe juvenile "men" want to play such a sophomoric program with a fantasy depiction like this. shame.
>>214327475there's a huge run of films dealing with boomer lust for younger women, beginning maybe with Manhattan in 1979 to a ton of films in the 80's (Blame It On Rio, etc.), American Beauty in 1999, Lost In Translation, Whatever Works in 2009, etc. They never stopped making them but nobody's dropped a full list yet and it seemed to end around 2015 with An 'Irrational Man', who is incidentally also a murderer.
>>214326406For me it's triangle-boobed Lara.
>>214327793Naw I'm sure you can go back a lot further than that. This is an evergreen genre. 2015 aka [current year[ seems like a good cutoff though as the end of fun and the end of movies that appeal to anyone but sickos and teenagers.
>>214327770Too unathletic (fat) to portray Croft
>>214322838>Linebacker shouldersgive that girl some anavar and lets see how big she can get.
>>214322838I wouldn’t give a fuck if it is some hot black pussy but it’s always the ugliest fattest she noon mother fucker
>>214327116omg those eyes are incedible
>>214327889She's the perfect amount of fat
>>214327492Arabs have brown nipples
>>214327889
She's a terrible casting, not cause of that but because she has no tits and is a terrible actress
>>214327733no, that's just trash.
>>214323312Chuds are so easily baited its hilarious
>>214326406She really looked awful in the first game.
>>214327889Lara Croft is from a time gays haven't hijacked hot girls, so they weren't roided out abominations. She's perfect.
>>214327913if you want a lara with nice eyes...
>>214327948Did any GoT actor ever end up with a good casting after the show?
>>214327939There has never been a more perfect casting opportunity in the entire universe
>>214322838>"whitest girl in American"lmao what a dumb gorilla.
>>214327893I agree with this. Lets turn her into a science experiment.
>>214327972a British tranny worked for Eidos in the early 90s
Is this the rare example of a main character being bleached?
>>214328040You are being baited by a fake image retard>>214323312
>>214327918>posts tits>no timestamp
>>214322838nepo baby getting roles funded. you can always make another tomb raider movie and manchildren will eat it like slop, but that bitch has an expiration date.
>>214322838Miss Jasmine Jerome likelyonly eats kosher.
>>214327882>Naw I'm sure you can go back a lot further than that.but Manhattan was the generational cut-off, where Muriel Hemingway represents the up-and-coming gen X crop.
>>214328146Its not a real image. Its created just to make you angry. Its not a real account
she's just too pale for the role. she's almost irish
>>214327770There's another casting involving her that's going to waste that I'm way more mad about.
>>214327939You are missing the pointJolie was perfect casting because she had nice tits and no assDafne Keen looks like a slampig compared to her
>>214328188I don't feel angry at all though.Im chilling, watching firefly, and practicing finger drumming.It's a pretty good time.
>>214328307>she had nice tits and no assLara has ass though?
>>214326757tasteless faggot
>>214328307NTA, but I would rate Daphne at least somewhere in the 7+ range.She's easily better looking than say, Ana de Armas.Which is just an ugly chick, high 5/10 perhaps, with loads of makeup on.
>>214327906literally thiCCCskidattle
>>214327913yeah cast HER
>>214322910Lara has always been of a rather tawny complexion, not pale white.
>>214327882>This is an evergreen genre.Hardly, you think a movie about a gen Y husband wanting to bang a zoomer in high school is going to become the next best picture winner at the oscars like American Beauty did?> 2015 aka [current year] seems like a good cutoff though as the end of fun and the end of movies that appeal to anyone but sickos and teenagers.Maybe, though there are some decent low budget horror releases now, but the romance genre switched over to a format where older women look for younger men, in films like Adore (2013), The Idea of You (2024).>>214327116Lara Croft has brown eyes for god's sake, why does everyone on film need reptile eyes.
Noggers: Why whyye climb mountain tho?Also Niggers: Why aint'nt Lara Croft snap apens?
>>214323273That's non-canon and is not the actual character of Lara Croft.
>>214328419>Ana de Armas is just an ugly chick, high 5/10 perhaps, with loads of makeup on.She was a 9/10 in her prime. pure sex0
>>214328338Im glad you weren't angry. Next time use your critical thinking and be a bit more suspicious of Twitter posts instead of taking them all at face value ans treating them like actual opinions
>>214328637One day, perhaps, you will wake up next to a woman and learn how makeup works.Good luck though, you can make it.
>>214328679>and be a bit more suspicious of Twitter posts instead of taking them all at face value ans treating them like actual opinionsThey don't need to be real anymore.The issue is that they seem perfectly possible.I've been threading them as such for quite some time.
>>214322838>Lara Croft>notorious dark skinned
>>214326406For me it's fifth from the right
>>214327939She'd be a great pick for Lara, but Hollywood would probably require her to wear blue contacts in order to be *really* pretty.
>>214328755bruh, I dated a girl who was 8/10 with makeup and 5/10 without. relax.
>>214328933This girl needs long hair and bangs.
>>214322838Jazzy is a big stupid nigger
>>214327939>>214328289Sydney beats her physically and is way more demanded though.
>>21432751020 years too late.
>>214328461I can only imagine what kind of sweating halfwit nerds that are in the audience for this event.
>>214328942It's just not fun the next morning.At least one I dated would look like a Disney princess next morning.Rough times.
>>214328836It seems like you have trouble distinguishing between falsehoods and reality. Did you know 75% of posts on Twitter are made by bots? As in there is no actual human making them, no human actually having the opinion
>entire thread built around the idea that people have forgotten that tanning is a thing
>>214329016why in the fuck would that old cow be Lara Croft
>>214322838this "lara croft, the posh english woman, is brown" gaslighting shit is fucking wild
cast him
>>214323415you're gay
>>214329016Sydney can be Lara and Dafne is Laura, just do both versions because why the fuck not
>>214327033/pol/tard here, they're are white are you're a faggot
>>214329016Dafne's body is just as good, and she doesn't have a potator face. ergo, Dafne>Sweeney
>>214329449Sean was a big guy.
This is the real lara for me
>>214329491Sean with a healthy hairline looks bizarre
>>214329160Bet she has fun when they talk to her and wheeze, that is if security even lets them get that close lol.
>>214329505classic
>>214327893Yes. Varbie Sophie pls
>>214328933This is literally Lara's face. It's uncanny
>>214329481>>214329238not that dafne is bad or anything but Sydney is simply the GOAT
>>214329505>>214329549which porno is this
My favorite Lara is Alicia VikanderNot even memeing
>>214322910To be fair, she was originally latina before changing it to british.
>>214329016true but dafne is a nasty woman and will do demaning shit on-camera
>>214329772*demeaning
>>214329653alright, that body ftw
>>214328962>This girl needs long hair and bangs.You have to admit it still looks very much like Miss Croft.
>>214329999It always looks like she's channeling three different Spice Girls at once.
>>214326757Biel is not for plebs
>>214329505I got this from limewire
>>214322838Who is missyjasminejerome and why can't I find a trace of any of her social media?
i agree with her that this casting is atrocious but its because she cant fucking act and probably had to do a lot of anal to get this role
THE RAPE SANSA
>early example of gender-swapping (lara = female indiana jones)>boring, uninspired story>not a single good movie or show>the alicia vikander one flopped>muh boobs, but she's a feminist girlboss>zero memes as a result, despite being around for 30 years>not a single memorable villain, or interesting gadget, or mcguffin, or scene>helped launch angelina jolie but her movies are forgotten slopwho cares. a franchise for coomers and trannies. joanna dark would make a better series, and it's topical (recovery of alien ship)
>>214326406She was tanned due to being an explorer who probably prioritized essentials instead of sun screen
>>214323415>Overrated. Literally only looked good in one movie (Hackers, 1995)She looked her best in that crappy cyborg movie. She is overrated. Same with Brad Pitt, both mid personalities propped up by Hollywood.
>>214323963>she was just too plain for my tastesThats why they get popular though, sydney sweeny is another one fat tits but ugly face.
>>214326464>They all had mullato dysgenic undertonesJust say Jewish.
>>214323733>Turok movie insteadThe backlash to the castings would be glorious since American Indians are all bleached.
>>214329491he still looks old as fuck here I bet he was probably 18.
>>214323065Bitch could have been perfect but goddamn John Voight money is not enough to make a kid happy. Fucked her body with tats and she was always crazy about eating like a regular person.
>>214323278>The name* is Croft>>I had one job and I messed it up.The road to success is paved with failure.
Lara is tanned from being in the Sun/traveling, not genetically dark.>character has SLIGHT tan>we HAVE to cast the darkest person on the planet
>>214331894just cast the other kind of indian and the dinosaurs die from the smell
>>214329491For you.
>>214332084Her mom is French-Canadian, those women are all crazy sex fiends. Surprised Jolie she hasn't fucked one her kids yet.
>>214327889She's got a perfect base, just keep her active and put her on a slight calorie deficit for 2 or 3 months before shooting begins. Tons of action movies have far more intensive training regimens trying to get their layabout stick actors/actresses to be fit enough to not be an insurance liability jumping down 3 steps. Getting slightly leaner by losing, what, 15lbs? Easy.
>>214322838>notoriously dark skinned I hope people are taking him to task for this
>>214328933Looks like she could play a Catwoman there.
>>214326947They should get Chris Barrie as the butler again. He looks even more suited now.
>>214322838>The whitest girl in America Why does she say that like this is a bad thing? Why do you have to be so racist against white people?
>>214327262no she has to use handguns for that, you silly
>>214322838>notoriously dark skinned
>>214322838She bad
>>214325020SAR Please she is Indian beauty
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