>wake up>it's 1999>turn on tv
>shit my diapers >cry
>>214325287>he took the goo goo gaga pill
>>214325257>prepare mentally for 2 years before 9/11I'll be ready this time
>>214325315Goo-Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga linked up?? Sneed it or feed it?
>>214325347And I don't want the world to see me papa-paparazzi!
>wake up>it's 1999no it's not
>>214325257>wake up>it's 1999>check talkbacks>still banned for calling Moriarty and dishonest social climbing hack>check irc>still banned for saying probably smells like he looks>check the weeks kino releases in "Film" magazine>Have a choice between American Beauty, Fight Club, Three Kings, Bringing Out The Dead or Being John Malkovich>Decide to stay home and scrape out my various cone pieces to see how much resin I can muster>dudeweedlmao>Watch Channel V>Yumi Stynes makes me horny>Back online to jerk off to hentai sample image webrings>Go to sleep>Wake up and microwave 1kg of fries and eat them on plain bread>Check talkback>Still banned>Check irc>Still banned>Check Ogrish>Still banned>Go back to bed
>>214325257i don't understand why people take music videos from 1990 and think that they made a good meme
>>214325257>cat is alive>delusioned enough to pursue life after finishing school>still believing>smug time traveler tells me the future is all in the making, you hold it in your hands and your mind is free>Thanks tv, it was nice as it lasted
>>214325257>wake up>it's 1999>party
>>214325257What was his endgame?
>>214325663To rock rock rock rock rock the microphone
>>214325257>>214325663what is this expression meant to convey?
>Kiss me out of the bearded barley
>>214325663"Sir, are you having a stroke?Sir?"
>>214326623>This summer...
>>214326307Disdain for plebs.
>>21432662390s pixie dream girls were the best.
>>214325663he passed on the curse
>>214325495>That fat fuckGlad he's irrelevant nowI miss IRC/AIM though
>>214325287>tells us his daily routine in nostalgia thread
>>214325257>wake up>you're in finlandWat do?
>>214325663Why the guy dances with a Wii remote?
>>214326955>go kill Pewdiepie in his crib>prevent WWIII
>>214326993that was before the wii was released
>>214327219So he predicted the future? Or was a time traveler
>>214325257Thank God we had cable by then.
>>214325257>1999>tvzoom zoom retard
>>214325257my brother, a few friends and i watched a gundam wing marathon on teletoon for y2k
>Welcome back to TRL
>>214325257Fun fact: this guy grew up to be the antagonist in Squid Games
>>214326955
>>214325257JIZZ STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DONGAS I RAK RAK RAK RAK RAKAMAKAFONE
>>214327366Middle
>>214327366Why doesn't he pause them then do naughty things with their naked bodies, like those Japanese nature documentaries?
2019 girl a cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLH2zNdXsmA
>>214327622Why is she wearing pajamas
>>214325287Based anon. That's what diapers are for!
>wake up>It's 1999>Immediately get to work autistically recreating every anime and manga I can remember from 2000-2025 so that it can't be made without tortious interference by me
What is it with low IQ degenerates who like low IQ degenerate music? Have they remotely considered not blindly conforming to the whims of their pleb demographics? instead they love patting each other on the back, validating each other's naked inadequacies.
>>214327734Why not?
>>214325663to bumfuck that mc
>wake up>it's 2001>turn on MTV >push the tempo >push the tempo>push the tempo>push the tempo>SHAKE WHAT YA MAMA GAVE YAAAAAAAA
>>214327761>pleb demographicsThe joke is the kid in OP is how snobby rich kids dressed then.
Such a great time.I used to go watch the big screen back then, and most of what I saw is considered classics now.Also, for reasons, weed and psychedelics were freely accessible in my country at that time.On the side I was working as a DJ, often covering two or three events a weekend.
>>214326955Ugliest fucking creature I've ever seen. Hope he got bullied to death.
>>214325257Freestylea
>wake up>it's 1928>you go to the premiere of Ravel's Boléro>it's so inaccessible and challenging you leave screaming he's "AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN"
what's wrong with finland?
>wake up with a splitting headache hangover>it's 2001>turn on MTV>WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT >WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT>WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT
>>214325257>>wake up>>it's 1999I wish
>>214325663i hope one day i will operate on this level
>>214325319>anon picks up phone in 1999>Hello, is this the DHS? HELP THE TOWERS ARE GOING TO FALL THERE'S A PLOT TO KILL AMERIC->"You're mistaken sir, that's not due for another 2 years"
I want to go home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIaWeVL1JMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMtf_ouMTHw
>>214325287>He was already goo goo gaa gingWhat a fucking faggot lmaoSpermchads ww@?!
>>2143280991999 was the last year my parents were really together and it felt like I lived in a semi semblance of a stable household
>1999>episode 1 promotional shit with jar jar's face everywhere on everything. the kids seem to like it
Checking out Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 1999. Christ, the top ten is such a pile of crap except Sixpence None the Richer.
I feel sorry for everyone who didn't have the chance to experience the 90s or early 2000s.
>>214328270I'm remembering how smug I was about heavy metal at the time. I wonder how Soulfly is doing now.
>>214328270>BelieveThat fucking song is responsible for autotune. Thats how they sold the weird robot voice to consumers.
>>214328270I'm not a rap guy but I remember Hard Knock Life.
>>214328156I was just listening to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I&list=RDHEXWRTEbj1I&start_radio=1
>>214328270Here in Germany the 90s charts were absolute kino, even 1999.
>>214328401More or less the same in the UK. Probably for much of Europe too.
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY SNEEDAS I ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK THE FEED AND SEED
>>214325495lmfao hits too close to home
>>214328401>>214328426
>>214327622fucking soulless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j2lJ2fCTL4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUvhQfO3vzQ
>>214325257>daddy was nasty with my asshole last night>take a shower>I don't feel clean at all>go back to play videogamesit is what it is.
>>214325257Zoomers will make these threads talking about 2000s nostalgia of turning on MTV but then have a meltdown when people bring up Robbie Williams who was the most played guy on MTV
>>214328401>European 90s chartsSeriously, some 50% of them was euro-dance.
>>214328675I wish it was 100%.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYKgOII2_Ek
>>214328270By 1997, US charts were so infected by modern RnB you wanted to vomit.
>>214328099>internet in its infancy, no social media, peak gamingI would go back in a heartbeat
>>214328675>Switch on dance music station>Like 99% of it is from 1995-2005kino...
>>214328923I lived through it. I still don't know what RnB is. It seems to be just rap unless it's not rap and it's just generic pop.
>>214329023I pray everyday that eternal recurrence is true.
>>214325495>Back online to jerk off to hentai sample image webringsMine wasn't hentai but regular porn webrings were fun. Remember "trawling" google to find porn?
>>214325257>wake me up>it's 1999Oh God, please make that happen
>>214327818>jumjum jaa wajum jaa wajum jaa
>>214328074K I N O
>>214328270No. 28 is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1nGPM9yHA
>>214327622NO THANK YOU
>>214329485would
>it's 1999>go to the magazine store>buy some computer graphics magazine with a CD-ROM containing 12 different programs>try all the demos>wait 10 minutes for my 640x480 render of a metal torus floating above a canyon with flat water at the bottom to render in Bryce 3D 3.1 Demo>turn on the radio>shabadabada, it's tha muthafuckin d-o-double-g (Snoop Dooogg!)good times
>>214325257Stupid fucking zoomer faggot, it was 2000 not 1999.
>>214329089I used webcrawler. Back then you either used the webrings, or preferably the hyperlink compilation pages hoping you wouldn't have to jerk off to the same 10 sample images over and over.
>>214329569god i loved this shit. just rendering those same mountains, making the sky a weird colour, throwing in a big reflective sphere because why not.it really is that 90s retro 3D all the kids are into now. like some blank VHS box art.
>>214329666>hoping you wouldn't have to jerk off to the same 10 sample images over and overBut by golly would we ever jerk off to the same 10 sample images. Session after session, night after night, load after load blown with careless abandon with onto Grandma's computer cabinet...
>>214329602Literally nothing was different except fucking up writing dates for the first for weeks
>>214329712It's different cause you're not genuine, you're dishonest, you weren't there and didn't experience it.Also you don't listen to music.
>>214327818Middle school me was absolutely pissing and shitting my pants with laughter watching this video
>>214328121Kek
>wake up>its 1999>get viciously beaten with a belt and screamed at by my father all day
>>214329569>load up Poser 3D>start with nude woman template>finish with nude woman template
>>214329849Skill issue
>>214329569>Bryce 3D 3.1 Oh well, a memory is unlocked.
>>214329666doing this on webtv in the living room was a challenge, and i was very much up to the task. youth.
>wake up >it's 1999>turn on tvNice.I think it was the only TV show I properly watched in 1999.
>>214325257>was a dj starting around 98>people used to think i was into that tune because they thought that's what "techno" was
>>214330114When I was in 9th grade I called this fart gape at a sleepover and my friends still talk about dying laughing
>>214330114Indeed. MTV helped, and back then it was actually good.
>>214325257Back in the days of stylin' all over another man's steeze and not having any regerts after. It was better times. It was da bomb.
>Nookie and The Bum Bum Song on TRL>pokemon trading card game>super smash bros>The Matrixpeak
>>214328675Ja ja ja Coco Jambo...
>>214325663I should do this to someone on the street next time they try to lock me in a glance
>>214328044He's on tv and on /tv/ and you're just on /tv/. Guess who won
>>214325663>What was his endgame?To go to his friend's house to play diablo 1 or something. This is why he is carrying a ps1 controller. I think both were staring each other because both knew(probably from the clothes) that they are hip hop aficionados, so that ps1 dude decided to throw a lil dance move as a secret hip hop handshake. It probably meant that "this kiddo is aiight"
>>214327511cause they're all fucking ugly and gross just look at them
>>214325257>1999one of the most succesful years for Cinema industry
>>214325257everyday of my life I think about the year 2000, and how I can't just experience it like a Groundhog Year over and over until I die, and I wasn't even close to being old enough to go to a bar.Imagine being born in 1982 and experiencing that year as an 18 year old.I can listen to DJ Assault but I can never hope to experience anything as remotely good as that in my entire life. CTR, RRT4, Age of Empires II, Deus Ex, You don't need to go any further.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae5FYlDB_QI&list=RDAe5FYlDB_QI&start_radio=1
>>214325257>RAKAMAKAFOWNHE SAID SHE SAID BUUUUUULLSHIT
>>214325663>when you are so comprehensibly styled on that recovery is impossible
>>214329770>you weren't there and didn't experience it.Youve never written out a date in your life Alpha scum.
>>214331108based
>>214331108keep worming curvechad
>>214331532Goddess siren.
>>214325663I started walking around with my ps controller, because of this video. I thought we were all going to start doing it.
>>214325663I'd merc this kid in Halo 2 lmao. Hit him with sticky grenades before he even sees me.
>>214327800underrated
>>214325495mIRC was where I met my 12 year old gf. That was the shit.
>>214325257>>214325663>>214329485Are there many people in Finland that look like this?
>>214325663He is fast!
>>214331653You never know when you might need it for 2-player in a game.
>>214325287>shit my diapers>smile
>>214331316
>>214326955>wake up>you're in finlandthis is me everyday. so i do what i do best, drink.
>>214331938only in Homo city and Asshole town, also Manchester is also getting unfortunately blacked.
>>214332060>so i do what i do best, drink.I'm a couple thousand miles further from the North Pole, and this is my strategy too brother.
>>214325257AHHHHHHHHHHHY2K IS COMINGPLANES WILL FALL FROM THE SKYTHE BANK WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEYITS OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>214330136post setlist
>>214328270Awful, but catchy. I still remember the tune of like 80% of the songs on that list. I wouldn't know a single song on even the top 10 from last year
>>214331045I saw star wars, tarzan, stuart little, wild wild west on the cinema
>>214332060
>>214332088I'm waiting for snow so I can drive my 80s lynx
i always thought they were form the UK not finlad lol
>>214332301No but the UK has many of their own cheesy electronic bands.
>>214326760she is objectively ugly you fag
>>214325495>was it ever cool?
>>214330413Miał ja na wiosce szambo
>>214328505underrated
>>214332347Bit gay.
>The majority of people on 4chan weren't even born before the year 2000
>>214332569I was born way before the 90s.
>>2143325691946 here
>>214331926Same. Man I miss my 20s...
>>214325287and that's when you were 30 years old!
>>214325663Can I get a qrd on what this is from and what's happening
>>214332569>People born in 2007 ar 18 now
>>214332713https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM?feature=shared&t=224
>>214328372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCukvSW4iJs
>>214332843kek, I used to love Eurotrash.
Well, I was 10 so I pretty much just watched whatever my parents were watching, probably seinfeld or the x-files. I always watched the x-files with my parents, maximum comfy and I have some core memories getting scared from the episodes. I did watch farscape and stargate sg-1 on the sci fi channel though, my parents didn't really like sci-fi stuff. or put on Nicleodeon and watch spongebob, rugrats, rocket power, or all that or rockos modern life or angry beavers or whatever else I watched as a kid. I didn't watch too much disney channel but I did watch even stevens and a few other shows there. Also pete and pete, clarissa explains it all, etc. Oh yeah, toonami in the mornings at 6-7am before school, I used to watch gundam wing, zoids, dbz, whatever else was on early in the morning over there. I did watch cow and chicken, johnny bravo, courage the cowardly dog, ed edd and eddy, recess, all those other cartoon network shows but I was always more of a nickelodeon kid. I genuinely feel bad for zoomers. My childhood literally was so much better than yours, it's objective fact.
>>214325257>drop from school >start working double shifts>2010 hits>buy as much bitcoin as I can>2021 hits>sell 1%enjoy life
>>214329089thank god I was never corrupted by that kind of shit.For me, it was the Netscape men's section. They had softcore porn, most of it was clothed but some of the women were topless in some images if I remember. I used to print out the images on my dad's computer and then jack off and cum onto the papers, and the ink would run and it would dry all fucked up but I wiped it off and stored a pile of them in a drawer in my room.Then, one day my sister and her friend were over and I was downstairs and they went into my room to fuck with my stuff, went into the cum printouts drawer, I mean they were hidden under some other stuff but they found it easily and they started laughing loud and called my mom upstairs and they showed them to her and the worst part was her friend I liked a lot and had a crush on her but she found the cum printout drawer so it was all over for me then. God my sister is such a cunt, to this day she's still a cunt, fuck her.
>>2143325691984... the best year lol
>>214332739the math adds up and I do not like that it adds up
>>214325257Watch the International ChannelIt's time was brief though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1T1dS-bh4s&list=RDy1T1dS-bh4s&start_radio=1
>>214333092>never got corrupted>had a drawer full of cum warped printouts
>>214329034I thought they made it specifically to play in malls.
>>214332688I mean, I was 17 and she was pretending to be 14. She was hot as fuck though.
>>214333378>>214333092
>>214325257Its funny that this was Scott Adkins when he was a kid
>>214334216I'm old enough to know where the word fap came from
>>214333547TAKE ME BACK…. NOWWWWWW
>>214327818I somehow managed to fuck up my copy of X-Wing Vs TIE Fighter on my Windows 98 so that the ONLY music that ever played was 'Weapon Of Choice' by Fatboy Slim over and over again. Just that one song, looping forever instead of anything in-game music (I can't even remember if the base game had music, I can only remember weapon of choice.)
>>214332739>someone born the same day I found 4chan is old enough to post hereFuck, oh FUCK, OH FUCK
>wake up>it's 1999>turn on computerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k
>>214325287kys
>>214329485NEGROIDSEGROIDS
>>214332713Man, if you don't get it now you never will
>>214327755kek I would watch a legal/miserycore drama with a guy doing this
>>214332060Can’t wait for watching moomins best winters episode soon>>214331108Nice ones
>>214334829I ruined this song for myself by using it as my alarm clock for all of college, I'm a heavy sleeper so it would play for its entirety every single morning, just hearing it makes my old roommates cringe even today.
