/tv/ - Virgin mummy >3000 years of no pussy (incel) >Coll - Television & Film

Anonymous

09/06/25(Sat)16:46:26 No.214330838

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Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)16:46:26 No.214330838 Archived

Virgin mummy
>3000 years of no pussy (incel)
>Collects bugs (weirdo)
>Kidnaps the girl (perv)

Chad archaeologist
>One-liners sharper than his jawline
>Collects guns
>Gets the girl

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)16:47:22 No.214330861

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)16:47:22 No.214330861

>>214330838
>Chad archaeologist
Who would that be?

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)16:50:53 No.214330932

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)16:50:53 No.214330932

>>214330838
He was a former French Foreign Legion officer, not an archeologist.

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)16:51:06 No.214330938

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)16:51:06 No.214330938

>>214330861
me. he is LITERALLY me

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)16:55:57 No.214331043

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)16:55:57 No.214331043

You picked the insects off plants, no time to think of consequences

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)17:02:03 No.214331182

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)17:02:03 No.214331182

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>>214331043
>playing tf2 with this blasting was 16 years ago

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)17:17:09 No.214331528

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>>214330838

Anonymous
09/06/25(Sat)17:49:56 No.214332337

Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)17:49:56 No.214332337

>>214330838
>oh my god this twitter post is brilliant!
>i should post it on 4chan and make myself look like a giant tool!
you did it