Why didn't he want to date her? Who does he think he is?
>>214335864She was anorexic by American standards
>>214335864I'd fuck her if I got to eat lasagna off her back during it
>>214335864The whole show is just his jerkoff fantasy, where he gets to fuck women who look like this.
>>214335864I'm sure this happen to you all the time, you ginger faggot.
>>214335992least morbidly obese burgeristani
>>214336128Literally. That pic of him chiron'd "Masturbator" is the be all, end all. Arguments in his head and a museum where people come to look at the q-tips he's thrown in the corner. "Look at it, look at it! He's just thrown them in the corner!" We may as well be in the hotel room while he blocks the exit. Hope it was worth it, Pamela Adlon (it wasn't).
He definitely has a type.
>>214336429Adlon was so fuckable in this series. I imagine she's thoroughly walled at this point tho
>>214336574Even his daughters in the show are this exact phenotype.
>>214336574Crazy how this episode foreshadowed his cancelation
Was it Adlon who said him jacking off in front of her wasn't a big deal or was it Silverman? I could see both of them saying that but I always kinda inferred Louie was too close to Adlon to do that to her lol
>>214336195Nothing in Louie was meant to be realistic you dipshit. It ventured into surrealism often
>>214336744Yeah, and it conveniently always ventured into him fucking a blonde skinny woman. Surrealis ideas feeds on subconsciousness. You can definitelly see a pattern.
>>214335864This show was so forced sincere and unfunny it’s amazing anyone watched it. The only funny part was when Louie hit the nigger button.
>>214336797Ok, well he's only human after all. A jewish one at that. Be happy he just fantasizes about Aryan slim beauties and jacks off into plants instead of spreading real degeneracy like most of his people would do in his position
>>214336866This isn't funny to you? https://youtu.be/0maYbn8ED-A?si=GVi6TiWHvBxn8R68
>>214336889He's half-irish, quarter-mexican, quarter-jewish. His grandfather converted to catholicism and never told anyone he's a jew.
>>214336972One drop rule my friend
>>214336889It's Weinstein who jerks off into plants. CK cums onto his fat ginger belly.
>>214337013You sure it wasn't both? Louie jerked off in front of them consensually anyway, wherever it landed
>>214336907this cracked me up when i first saw it. i love how she called it the art button
>>214336866>>214336907Wow I really should have read the end of your post I look like a fucking retard
>>214335864"I actually think it's disrespectful to date you when, in the back of my mind, I feel like I'm settling for someone that I'm not really attracted to. Simply lose some weight and the entire issue will be resolved. Unfortunately, even if you do lose weight, we'll probably never make a great couple since I'm the one who had to explain this ugly truth to you. Fortunately for you, you'll increase your chances with men that you probably find more attractive than me. Nice knowing you."
>>214336574>>214336693
>>214337326When will he lose some weight?
>>214337401Never? What incentive does he have, other than obvious health benefits that most Americans don't give a fuck about?
>>214335864She was right
>>214336866The first season was funny, once the critics started sucking off Louie it got to his head and he thought he was Woody Allen instead of just a funny guy. I remember he used to be so fucking funny on O&A then after this show started to take off he came in with Gervais and talked about training with a boxing coach and he seemed like a huge fag.
>>214337401Probably never. He's the type of leftoid white male who thinks there's something absurd about trying to be sexy. Exercising is dumb and fascist and possibly even gay. Except when black men do it. He'll outsource his partner's sexual fantasies to athletes. "I'll bet you really want to fuck that guy, don't you babe? Exercise? No, thanks."
>>214337050"comedians Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov reported that Louis C.K. invited them to his hotel room, asked if he could take out his penis, and then proceeded to masturbate while they were present. They stated that he ejaculated on his stomach during this incident"
>>214337493He's not like that at all lol he's just lazy. Have you ever even heard the man talk about anything or have you just seen IBG memes and based your opinion of him off those?
>>214337510Well slap my ass and call me Susan
>>214337510
>>214337485Louie is better than Allen by a LOT. Allen is one of the most pretentious modern hacks to grace the industry. His best career move was fucking off
>>214337552>THATS MY BOY
>>214337493He did excercise with Mickey Ward to get in shape for a comedy tour. It never had any visible effect.
>>214337401>tiger bridgewhat zoo
>>214337510so they said yes? remind me why he was cancelled again
>>214337579He seems like the type to spin his wheels uselessly burning 100 calories in a 30 minute cardio session, call it good and then eat an entire large pizza for dinner
>>214337527Okay the IBG stuff is an exaggeration. But otherwise no, he is like that.
>>214337597They said they didn't have time to say anything, because they thought it's a joke. They he pull out his pants and started jerking off and they were like WTF.
>>214337622He's really not at all. He's never spouted any lefty talking points and says stuff that would piss them off constantly, ESPECIALLY post cancelation when he stopped giving a fuck."There is no such thing as an Asian male"Lmao fucking gold
>>214337641but he had enough time to jerk off and finish, which means they stayed and watched without protesting or leaving. they are retarded
>>214337641That's a lie, he asked if he could do it first and they said yes. He never "trapped" anyone and especially never assaulted anyone
>>214337597Also he was asking co-workers on the filmsets if he can jerk off in front of them. No studio wants to risk a lawsuit.
>>214337641>they didn't have time to say anything, because they thought it's a jokeWomanspeak Say "stop" out loud right nowMeasure how long it takes youTry it again with the word "no"Etc
>>214337726Wow, someone is a victim-blamer. Reported.
>>214337770But announcing a report is against the rules, even when you're joking, anon...
>>214337702He wasn't doing that on any production sets you retard. He would do it in private, in between work
>>214337897I reported it to the feminist police, obviously, not 4chan police.
>>214337897Did you report him?
>>214337941PHEW! OK, I don't think the feminist police get paid enough to come after me. Jannies on the other hand are vicious...>>214337958I decline to answer that question
>>214337931Guess again.
>try online dating>>214336714the woman I want to date>>214335864the woman that Im matched withits so over
>>214338034Damn. He's stupider than I though. Alright, that's twice I've made a fool of myself itt
>>214338043Even better when the person you match with is the first and the person who shows up is the second
>>214336724Adlon was literally naked with him in a bathtub for an episode
>>214338407It's different when it's in a movie in front of the crew. Also he was probably wearing a cock sock and not jerking off.
>>214338034>2 executive producers confirmed itI get that gooners aren't known for having good judgement, but i find it hard to believe he just out and asked this in front of at least 2 other people.
>>214338482>wearing a cock sock and not jerking off.if that little goblin was naked in my vicinity I would go all out and fuck the consequences. I dont even know why she gets me going like this.probably from californication
>>214338533Really clouded judgement on his part, but hey, jews have done FAR worse to bust a nut
>>214338534Based womanlette enjoyer
>>214338533>>214338580The post-nut clarity has to be almost mind shattering
>>214338612It's not just being a midget, it's her feisty no bullshit tomboy personality and attitude. She's fun too.
>>214338533The actress complained to them at the time and they confirmed it to NYT when it became a scandal years later during metoo. How hard is it to understand?
>>214338622Well now he sells everything directly on his website, no middle man, and it's not like he actually lost a ton of fans, so I'd say he didn't come out so badly
Horace and Pete is a masterpiece that no one has seen because it came out just as he got cancelled
>>214338802It also came out exclusively on his shitty site
>>214335864Her monologue was manipulative bullshit.
>>214338838That was always the only way to get it, numbnuts >>214338802A masterpiece indeed. I should do a sober rewatch yo fully appreciated, now that it's been years later and I'm not the same man I was when I first watched it
>>214338802Bullshit. It came out in January 2016. Sold to Hulu in October 2016. Cancellation happened October 2017.
>>214338875She is still a woman but she had a point
>>214336630She was OLD then and it's been 15 years. she's so far past walled she's.... a really old wall. A walled wall.
>>214338838>>214338889My bad for attacking you, I for some reason thought you said it came out on his site JUST NOW for some reason
>>214338908I know it but she definitely didn't look walled in the series or in her show which came out shortly after Louie finished. She did well fighting that wall
>>214337510....her? Seriously, ck?
>>214338933You've really been shitting up this thread. Are you ESL or just an actual retard? Sincerely asking.
Adlon is a total babe in Lucky LouieI liked the series a lot too, more than most people at least
>>214339004Just a little high, sorry. I'm not shitting it up that badly
>>214339025>when she casually offers charlie her ass in californication in top&panties
>>214335864Post-nut clariry?I'm torn between fapping to people I would fuck, does this give them power over me?But then I lose any and all interest in them after shooting my load, what the hell?
>>214339181He never fucked her though. He did fuck this one.
Maybe it's me taking back my power and control over my own life, and not kowtowing to societal expectations to date mid women.Maybe it's the porn Shmooleys winning, idk, but at least I'm not going home to a total DOG at night
A comedy where a Jewish protagonist repeatedly sexually gratifies himself with White women? How unusual! It's not like every comedy follows that same formula with very few exceptions.
>>214339277You seem to be obssessed with the Jews. Show us where they touched you.
>>214339277yes, this show is about how great a fuck louie is kek. at least watch before shitposting
He literally masturbated on a children's stuffed animal at his friends house. I left the chat after that episode
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>>214338889>That was always the only way to get it, numbnuts Wrong. You used to be able to watch it on Hulu.
>>214335864A standup who can do a set at the Comedy Cellar, and bang the occasional blind drunk 7/10, or atleast trick them into watching him masturbate. Beat it, fatso
