HOH: LaurenNoms: Ashley, Morgan, WillVeto: MorganWhite Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the gamePreviously on /bb/: >>214336705
lauren
dead season
TOTALHAGDEATH
>>214340897THE BAYOU BADDIE
You think you can talk to me however you want because im dressed this way
>>214340897no no nosuperlauren
KEANU 4 BLOCKBUSTER
Liz was still robbed idc idc idc
Lauren's comic was sexyVince's comic made him look old and tired
flashback to big mak being erratic after winning bb comics
>>214340936>not a weaselGROD
>>214340918Like a retard? What point was she making, that she knows she looks stupid?
Lauren's gonna put a band aid on her little boo boo
>>214340918>fully clothed hippie dresswhat did she mean about this?
>>214340941One of the worst players of the season. Good thing she was dumb enough to bring Chelsie to the end instead of cam.
does Keanu have an inkling that he's going up?
lauren cut her finger
>>214340897the files are being flipped through
morgan's on cloud 9 tonight
get the medic
>>214340962GET THE MEDICS IN THE HOUSE WTF SHE’S GONNA BLEED OUT
will fucked up his knee or something?
I volunteer to kiss Lauren boo boo
Kelley gets hit on at bars
lmao twitter is so angry at avaif ashley goes on thursday we're reaching bb21 levels of seethethough blockbuster during jury is kinda retarded
>>214340987Yeah, but he said he WONT be wheeling around the house looking like a fool like Christmas
Reminder we were extremely close to another hag cookout season
>>214340990It keeps Keanu in the game so I hope it never ends
>>214340990yeah blockbuster still being around is very stupid, but since it's making the hags melty and given grod will hopefully tone down the endless twists next season with the sheer melty about rachel getting twistfucked I'm at peace about it
kat’s nipple piercings
Keanu said it was hard not to stop looking at Kat's pierced nipples
>morgan won veto keanu’s cooked yo
>>214341011quite literally the only reason it wasn't a steamroll for the hags was because of ropes going full retard
>Ashley about to state the real reason Christmas made third place in BB19immediate feed cut
Jimmy wouldn’t have let this happen
>>214341039>losing to Ashley or will lol
>>214341034very based noooticer moment keanu
too bad BB comics wasn't around for s9. imagine crazy james's comic
>>214341052who
Is she dumb enough to put Keanu next to a hurt Wont and Ashley?
>>214341053if god was real he wouldn’t allow lauren to get hurt
>>214340998shes enjoying it
>>214341053oops uncropped
>>214341074she should put up the hobbit but she's close to her, same with kelleythere is 0% chance she puts up vince given he is the entire reason she's hoh
>>214341074Who else what should be put
>>214341011>>214341043the hags only got so far because vinny/zach/lauren/Morgan targeted everyone but the hags
>>214341074vince and morgan are gonna tag team heri fear only a grod 3hr edibles dr sesh could dissuade her from nomming keanu
>>214341080FACT
>>214341074she kinda has nobody left because she's close to Vince, Kelley, and Ava
>>214341086>drying a knife like thatwhat the actual fuck?I'm buying a plane ticket to louisiana to smack her parents for failing this badly
>>214341086be careful washing knives!
THANK YOU MORGAN
butter on taco?
If I want butter in my taco?
>>214341086aaahhh noooo lauren youre supposed to dry it from the non cutting side
>>214341093throw up vinny. that weasel would boot lauren ezpz in the next couple of weeks. keanu and him were discussing how lauren and morgan are really the only comp threats left in the house
>>214341093He's going to be pissed if he goes up and its a pretty big chance he stays
>>214341080christcucks finally btfo
>>214341120h-hi
>Lauren? It's Allison. You're free to make your own choice but we advise you heavily from putting Keanu up.
>>214341142saturday night taco and sex night yahoo!
>>214341142>we did a good job hon
will's the F2 goat
>yeah I cut myself sometimes>what are you gonna tattle to the principal or something?
>Ava don't look, I'm about to deep throat this thing
>keanu: ava, dont look im about to deep throat this thing
>>214341170
>>214341173>alright ready? *pretends to spit on it*kek that was funny
>>214341178>>214341173how DARE you talk to me like that!
>>214341178>you'll never sit at the dinner table, eating tacos and cracking jokes with king
>>214341193They don't have Rachel to back them up on attacking Keanu anymore
>>214341173>>214341178lel
>>214341204i know she is seething she didn't get a cape
I’ll say it Ava has terrible fashion sense
>>214341129You forget that vinny mirrors in all his convos? lauren & morgan are vinny's untouchables. I still think he would take lauren over morgan too at this point since he knows rachel never respected lauren as a player
>>214341216Kelley would've likely beasted the comp too
>>214341233that was said week 1 amigodid you send this by fax or something?
>>214341233you just don't get her cool nyc modern hippie style
lauren bath incoming
I love post veto win morgan
>>214341265yeah i was worried we lost her yesterday but she's back
>vince: i want to taste laurens prickly pearlol wtf
>>214341254People have been thirsting for her lately just my unpopular opinion I guess
Reminder Kelley is a Latina
>>214341288things that sound very, very bad out of context kek
>>214341170ciggies with gothren
>Vince: I wanna taste Lauren’s prickly pear
Here's the condensed version of how the Keanu/Lauren conversation is gonna go:>You're putting Vinny up right?>...>Okay, your putting me up>...I just think.... you like have the best odds of winning against them>No shit, but so does Vince and he has the votes to stay. I'm telling you Lauren, I'm a number for you and it doesn't make sense to jeopardize that>..............yeahAnd then Keanu will go on the block
>>214341291I think if she shaved and actually stopped her slob 60s larp she'd be a lot more attractivestill wouldn't save her rodent face, but still
why does he keep that body covered up
vince just said he wants to taste laurens prickly pear
>>214341320sounds about right
Reminder Lauren is a Latina
>>214341352MAMACITA
>>214341326Keanu is above thirst trapping (unlike that faggot Zach who was shirtless every day)
wearing a shirt makes my back itchy so if i was in the bb house id never be shirtless unless i was in the pool/hot tub/showering
Reminder Keanu is a Latinx
>>214341307Lauren is done eating. BATH TIME!
reminder rylie is colombian
We'll be right back We'll be right back We'll be right back Fuck off already
Lauren has the gen z stare
reminder jimmy is orwellian
vincisters... they clocked our toxic masculinity
will must be feeling better
>>214341439Women will never understand victory like us men it’s why I’ve given up on dating altogether
papa WON’T be having two working knees
>>214341439>hypermasculinethey're so retarded kek
>>214341439thats tea
>>214341439>winning a comp to save your game should elicit no emotion
>>214341468same im a gay faggot too
>>214341439BLOCKBUSTERGOTTAGO
>>214341485we were robbed this season fellow gaybro
>>214341439>we need to remove this game mechanic cause somebody I don’t like wonvery logical thinking
ashley cam talk outside by herslefsaying keanu and kelley have her vote in the endava and will too>everyone else. try harder!
>>214341439Women hate that we enjoy life way easier than them
>>214341494whose the bun in the burger boys?
>>214341439menbros they're dissing us
Ashley confirming Keanu has her vote and shockingly kelley
>>214341500bitter freak
>>214341439>bb25>fuck comps they're sexist as shit, bb is supposed to be a social game>bb26>yas queen slay I love the arena, equitable comps galore, us women are up>bb27>fuck comps they're sexist as shit, bb is supposed to be a social game
>>214341500she'll have rachel smacking sense into her in jury
>>214341500>this isn’t big brother anymore it’s just competitions>by the way the biggest comp beast has my votewhat did she mean by this?
ashley said shell vote for keanu to win the game (maybe even kelly) and also will and ava obviously
>>214341537rachel will be in a different house by herself
Vince and Ava are convinced they will become celebrities from this.
kek why is ashley seething about vince and morgan? is she just bitter because of the hugs? neither of them even betrayed her
maybe if ashley wasn’t a giant cunt all season she’d have better odds on the block
tyler: don’t blame me https://x.com/taylorallen133/status/1964419300338651623?s=46
>>214341571she's been hot and cold on morgan all seasonI'm sure in general she's just being a bitter betty in the five stages of grief that her game is done
>>214341571she's just a bitter betty is all
Let’s be real. Ashley and Keanu’s games were also twist fucked. They both deserved better.
>>214341614Let's be real. You should stop posting here and end it.
okay im kindof mad that this lazy old bald nigga is injured because production cant do a physical blockbuster now
>>214340961>>214340962can someone upload a webm or streamable clip of this
>>214341635it’s just gonna be keanu vs ashley
will and ashley hate morgan still
>>214341614Rachel hated Keanu and wanted him out this week. If she was down one n-bomb and lauren was hoh then yeah maybe she starts working with him again because she'd have lost a fuckton of power, but keanu was always gonna have to win out
He WONT be listening to Morgan's mood swings
>>214341614let us be brutally frank, unless one of the hag side won this hoh, even without the twist this would've been the inevitable outcomethe hags themselves and the hag fans will blame it all on just blockbuster or rachel getting evicted but you have to be able to win SOME comps, and non of the hags but morgan and rachel are capable (with the exception of ashley's week 1 veto)
I think Will isn't that injured and is milking the injury for game reasons
>>214341439why did these people have to find our show
>>214341623I’m done watching this season anyway. You don’t treat your reality star this way. She deserves better hopefully she gets on survivor.
>>214341664would be based if he’s just milking it cause he doesn’t wanna do the blockbuster
>>214341674Yeah, she can lose there too. Now fuck off.
>>214341635>Rachel: Keanu, don't let me down.>Keanu ends up going right after her
>all four cams on the cope and seethe sesh by the compflopsKWAB
>>214341648nvm someone already did it ! >>214341086
Big brother has officially become the challenge…
>>214341674its not an airportyou don't need to announce your departure:)
>>214341674yes we can watch her lose there too
>>214341674seeya later faggot
think there wont be hide n go veto this late in the game, like what two more weeks
get fucked taran
>begging for a power cause they can’t win compsKWAB
>>214341648https://streamable.com/iztvv2with sound if wanted
alums are just pissed because now they know if they come back they can be twistfucked tooeat shit has beens
>>214341635Keanu won the puzzle
>>214341725She wouldn't be allowed to use that spot anyway
i still cant believe zach didnt use his power. what a fucking pussy
>>214341747hundo pthis struck fear into the heart of every alum that if they came back it wouldn't just be a free ride
>>214341760He was just ensuring his two alliance members would fall in love and bone. A true bro to Vince
>>214341760at least the rodent didn't get ten grand
>>214341701although i wouldn't mind a 720p version..
>>214341760he didn't give the filthy fucking hobbit the money. that's based in my book
why does ava refer to herself in third person?
>>214341760yeah at least vinny wouldve done it and more
>>214341587glad it wasn't a full week /out/ twist
>>214341739damn it got flagged
I still think Zach didn't want to be in the house with morgan
>>214341739>>214341820aaaa gofile it i got to watch it but not save it
>>214341817thank grodhate that shit
They found a dead bumble bee for Kelley's collection
>>214341820>>214341842https://gofile.io/d/azE92Mi wonder if its cause i labeled it as "lauren cuts herself" weird
based dead bug collector
>>214341868label it "lauren kitchen oops" so it doesn't trigger the autoflag
>>214341863aw :(rip lil bro
BB Unlocked in the by
I like when Will talks directly to the camera and calls us America cause it feels like I’m watching Bernie Mac
What’s exactly wrong with collecting dead bugs?
>>214341888https://streamable.com/nik1xiback on streamable
>>214341906there's your final 4
>>214341902nothing. it's the hiding them around the house for the ants to devour that would ick me
I miss TMC
Will hyping up the MTV Video Music Awards for some reason
>>214341902entomology gives normies the ick
GET YOU SOME SWEET TEA
ava is SO fucking bitter kek
>>214341946zach is such a humongous faggot *heart hands*
>>214341966meanwhile mince having fun in the living room kekget punted into the sun hobbit
>>214341946kek
>>214341946lol is Zach lurking /bb/?that video gets posted and suddenly he's commenting on it
Vince and Morgan are giving cappers some kino
>>214341978They're so cool
>>214341946>dude get them to bring back one of the main enemies of your crushlel
>>214341978dream final 2 <3
>>214341978them
>>214341991fuck my cam 1 was on an ad
>>214341989anons here mine Twitter and reddit bro
>>214342001>already doing couples insta posts togetherkelsey my angel it's over
time for mince to superhero and chill in the wine room
Vince and Morgan are so cute together. He should really just break up with his ex and be with her instead.
>>214341902i dont remember female bug pokemon trainers
>>214342024but twitter would get mad
>>214342019he's still wearing her hairband and was talking to ava last night about spoiling her if he wonluv me vorgo but idk
Morgan has decided to use the veto on herself
>>214342024
>>214342001kek Vince’s pose
>>214342001
>>214342036twitter hates them already literally nothing would change that beyond morgan going full cultural revolution and denouncing him on a live
this is dangerous vinny. you were in on the whole plan to trick morgan into using the veto brother
>>214342059its sarcasm. genuine shame that true love is stifled by the court of public opinion.
>>214342052kek wondered if anyone caught that
>>214342078I figured you were shitposting but we do have plenty of autists who need to hear it for real kek
>>214342052a new big brother marriage
>>214342017yeah
morgan still wants the judges to be a thing
>>214342106of who, her vince and will? lmao
Vince you massive faggot, stop working with the useless blacks
>>214342106cookout is so back xisters
Will Vince ever manage to unite Morgan & Lauren for his game? It's his biggest obstacle besides Keanu for the $750,000 and weasel always puts it on the backburner
>>214342106NO ONE believed in the judges more than morgothat's her baby and it will live no matter what
>>214342100what are Quinn and Johnny Bananas doing???
>>214342123Vince ruined the season
The three seethers outside are all saying they and Rachel are gonna be bitter jurors who vote for whoever they like
Vince is a better player than Rachel.
>we need to bring up ashley’s spiritslol fuck off morgo
>>214341946
>>214342150we can all run off a few dozen players that are better than rachel
>>214342123he loves his morgo
>morgan telling vince he needs to nominate laurenlol
>>214342024Ya think Morgan would still be interested outside the house?
>>214342150Rachel is the only player to have a good hoh this season
kill yourself morgan
>>214342174ole vinny gonna find himself in a pickle again if they boot keanu this week
holy delusional morgo thinking they can keep the judges together and that ashley or will can beat keanu in the blockbuster
>>214342174she despises 20yo sexy youthful girls they make her blood boil
>>214342001>>214342054wtf was that like a lil kawaii desuu
>>214342162thats larlar baby
He WON'T give a fuck who played "the better game" when voting for the winner
>>214342165It's true, that as a domineering power, she was better with quiet Branden supporting her stuff.Still, Rachel was truly a monster at comps and saving her own ass independent of Branden. I wouldn't minimize that.
>>214342174oh the tangled web of lies you have to navigate poirot
>>214342174bless her she never quitscould just chill with vince and let things be this week but noooooo
>>214342178definitely
>>214342199your logical and level headed jury members folks
>>214342174cant stopwont stop
>>214342203hehehe
>Zach's comic had a banana
Morgan and Vince for final 2 fuck bitter jurors.
>>214342106>judges
>>214342178if whatever is between them is legit then possibly? the social media reaction to them in and out of the house will be a big hurdle, if anything
>>214342162For weeks, my desire for Lauren has been infinity. But Infinity + 1 is still infinity. Indeed, Infinity + Infinity is infinity, as is that squared.I sit, amazed at that clip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sze0JlKaTyEAnd yet, greater infinities exist.
>>214342257yo you should send her exactly this when she's out
>mfw lauren shows up on feeds
>>214342257>>214342271im gonna send her this too
>>214340336i dont wanna gets my hopes up i will
>>214342287let's all send it to her!
Ashley says she most definitely won't be hanging out with Lauren in NYC after the show, unless maybe Lauren is hanging out with Ava.
>>214342271I'm fine being the Cyrano de Bergerac, waxing poetic to her soul, as she focuses on some inane Cristian.
confessing my love for lauren in the instagram dms
hope
>>214342305surely this will upset lauren???
lauren just ripped a fart
lauren opened the door and tooted but then used her cape to waft it at vinny
laurens ripping ass again
>>214342305she will especially if lauren wins, calling it nowhalf the coping and seething animosity in house vanishes by finale time
Ashley: "Listen, it's okay that she's the most boring person here. She's also one of the sweetest and prettiest. You can't be all three. You can't be fun, outgoing, and pretty. And sweet."
>>214342316Women only break wind, and perspire, and inspire the deep soul of eternity.
>>214342305this is why black people shouldn't be in jury. even will said he's voting bitter, and the n-bombs didn't even get betrayed. they just fucking suck.
ashley SEETHING over lauren saying she’s never been nominated cause everybody forgot about her. mad ass hoe.
lauren threw the comp
>>214342331she's also NOT black
>i could've gotten it
>>214342337I don't actually think this cast will be as bitter as they're coping right nowexcept ava she's an emotional cunt
Boston rob would’ve ran this house
>if its memory...he won true and false hoh
Can someone do the math for me?? Do we still got two doubles / a triple eviction left
>>214342367Most casts realize it's just gameplay...after...and become friends.Of course, I'm sure none of that is realizing post-game evaporating monies involve being friendly, the equivalent of Star Trek: Voyager one-shot episode guest stars appearing at conventions.Golly. I've had a bit much to drink tonight. My cynicism is off the charts.
>>214342398any vet with more comp ability and a strategic mind could've mindfucked the entire castrachel was never known for her strategic chops and while she was a lot better this season she was still sloppy as fuck >>214342418we'll get 1 double on the 18th and they should be good barring any other twists
>>214342428holy yum
just got back from the bungalowis lauren putting up keanu?
Kelley isn't going to vote for Vince to stay
>>214342431ty
>>214342454yup. told vince she is just going to nod along when she has her 1 on 1 with him like she did during her first HoH when she put him up
Keanu vs Ashley in blockbuster is gonna be fucking hilarious. He’s gonna stomp a mudhole in her.
Imagine Lauren answering jury questions.>im scared
>>214342454Yeah, he just needs to beat Ash and Won't in the blockbuster. Light work.
>>214342496>i.. uh.. allied myself with vince from the start. and i.. i made moves... that.. i.. i thought were good..
>>214342496jury questions would scare the shit out of me too, and then a speech on live tv?i'd be a f2 choker for sure
>>214342496imagine she suddenly turns it on and delivers a jag level speech
lmao
>>214342537this too
Rachel has abandoned the jury house. She’s pissed.
the angelic lauren
>>214342537IT IS WHAT IT IS
>>214342548catlady asshurt soothes my soul
Morgan brings up a good point, Keanu isn't unbeatable, he just thinks he is.
does morgan really genuinely think ashley can beat keanu 1 on 1? lmao
>>214342537
Poor keanu, since rachel left he became non-entity in the house
we are back on the keanu gotta go ride again
>>214342608she's trying to manifest it more or less kek
>>214342607she's right but he has two easy layups this weekeven morgan beats them
Ava is scraping plaque from her teeth and rubbing it on her legs
Ashley won veto
>>214342648anything can go wrong on those quick comps thoughone wrong step and it's over
>will: this brother (zach) has been gone a long time and he's still hurting herkek
Papa Will finally unleashing all his pent up anger and frustration toward these fools is hilarious.
>>214342674ashley was barely functioning during the last blockbuster
>>214342657YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK LIKE THAT TO ME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE GOOD DENTAL INSURANCE?
lauren is trying to remember
Lauren’s tootsies
>>214342718I wish to psychically help her neurons do the heavy lifting.
>>214342718Idk, Lauren's indecisiveness makes her less attractive to me.
>>214342742ded.jpg bring it on
ashley has completely checked out of the game
lauren morgan and vinny on the inevitable block next week
>>214342772good, makes it easier for the king
Ashley thinks Taylor’s full name is Taylor Mack
Keanu will win the battleback
>>214342832I thought she was confusing JohnnyMac for someone else at first
>>214342861qt
No repartee, neither witty nor base and gutteral.Just...existence, the purest of human condition. Lauren, thou art.
>>214341929
>>214342903That's a lotta fancy woids for "I wanna get all up in her funk."Sorry, CBS corporate. Lauren-love has taken off as an existential independent entity.
Will just found out that Rachel told people that Taylor is dating Kyland. He clearly has thoughts about that but doesn't want to express them on camera.
not even listening to what morgan is saying, just staring at lauren
keanu should be up in lauren’s room right now talking about the bible
>>214342794hows that work? lets assume keanu goes and its a crapshoot HoH so anyone can win>Avavince morgan and kelley?>Willvince morgan and lauren>Ashleyvince kelley and morgan/lauren?>Kelley??? she said she might just say fuck it and do vince morgan and ashley?>Vincemorgan will try to force him to do lauren for "The Judges" and he might do that so something likekelley ava and lauren >Morgankelley lauren ava
>>214343011few people listen to morgo if she's not talking about rimming
I'm gonna be excited when these three are gone and we stop cutting interesting convos to them
>>214342903funny all the caped house guests are actually villains
>>214343017he has all of tomorrow for her to ignore his well thought out points
grodner is gonna make sure ashley leaves thursday after how bitter against production she is being
>>214343041mmhmm
jut got back from the bungalow. why is lauren and morgan still in their comics costumes?
>>214343041clock it
>>214343064theyre cute
>>214343064waiting for their DRs
>>214343064to stink em up
LAUREN!!!!!!!
>>214343077ashley gonna shit talk those shoes or no
>>214343103IS!!!!!!!
how is morgan so good at bb??
>>214343125A!!!!!!!!!!!
need them to call lauren to DR so she can take a bath after
>>214343126she never exits game mode
>>214343103Hell yeah
Why haven’t we had a gay showmance yet?
>>214341439If the most petite søyboy ive seen in a long time is "hypermasculine" now then I must be fucking Gigachad thundercock
>>214343150you put two faggots on at the same time they'll never stop fucking each other
just win something yo
>>214343148fuck yeah
>>214343150there have been several especially on bbcan
>>214343150they are like 2% of the pop thats like askin why isnt there a jew showmance
ava's been seething over the comps for 24 hours now
you did sit in your bedroom for 60 days you fucking hobbit
why cant morgan just work with lauren already?
>>214343171Derek F and Kyland were on the same season and didn't do mansex
>>214343212she voted her out!!
>>214343259>>214343259>>214343259>>214343259new
>>214343201fuckin hate that rodent
>>214342772She’s going to drop her retard act any second r-right hagsissies?
>>214343792shes about to turn it on like kaycee
