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Arthouse & Classics

Capeshit edition

>QotD
What are the most /film/ic cape joints?

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Queen of /film/
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>>214353401
Based J.D. Salinger's offspring taking capeshit back another 10 years
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Superman (2025)
Any Spiderman joint pre Miles Morales era
What a retarded edition.
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capeshit is garbage
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>capeshit /film/ thread

aight i'm out
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>>214353401
>QotD
The Heroic Trio directed by Johnnie To
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>>214353401
>QotD
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>>214353456
We don't watch trannylover slop here, cuck. This is Sarah Gavron general.
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>>214353401
>QotD
Judex by Georges Franju
...Or Judex by Louis Feuillade
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>>214353518
Shit, even.
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>>214353573
Based Gavronbro.
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>>214353401
Always Be Pimpin.
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I can't believe no nigga has mentioned Danger: Diabolik. This general is so cooked.
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>>214353401
Bakeblocking faggot edition
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>>214353607
Certified hood classic.
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>Léa Le Dimna as co-writer of Hirokazu Koreeda "La Veritee"
>Léa Le Dimna as co-wroter of the new Ryûsuke Hamaguchi film
Let's just admit she's just a fucking translator for once and that's it.
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>>214353607
My eyes are blinded from the swag overload.
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>>214353607
>Always Be Pimpin
Al-WES Be Pimpin
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>>214353401
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>>214353401
can tv be film?
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>>214353279
>Not many people go around calling the character by her name.
Yeah, I do that sometimes and I also made the second post you shared with airport.png. I really don't see the connection though; I'm a special case and there is more than one fan of Suspiria posting on 4chan outside of /tv/. Plus the film deals with occult themes which /pol/ absolutely loves. I'm not even sure why you thought that was me, to be honest.
Full disclosure: I haven't frequented /pol/ since Trump was elected at the end of 2016.
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>>214353401
First the guy compares Pyun to fucking Rivette of all directors then tells the baker to make a capeshit edition pretending an exception doesn't prove the rule. Two terrible ideas in a row. And the baker actually complied.
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>>214353862
Ok, I believe you.
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>>214354009
>the baker actually complied at digital gunpoint*
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>>214354009
>baker to make a capeshit edition
Which came at fucking 307.
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>>214354162
I was thinking about baking but it would be just as controversial
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What does /film/ think of the Shazam serial
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The Rivette comparison was misguided, he's much more like Lynch.

https://youtu.be/fbTUWA-sNLg
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>>214354093
Silence, cuck.
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>>214354257
You might be the only dude who has watched it in the entire world, Zoom Zoom. What did you think of it?
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>>214353627
It surely has been mentioned, you would do good to check the 'chives before making such claims.
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>>214354933
I can't tell where she is in this picture.
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>>214354499
What a piece of shit.
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>>214353770
Source?
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>>214354465
>>214354933
Silence, trannyloving cuck.
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>>214355016
>What did you think of it?
I thought it was really bizarre just how cold-blooded he was. He pretty much killed all the villains without hesitation. But overall it was a fun series, especially reminded me of the 1936 Flash Gordon.
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>>214355053
That's because she got plastic surgery.
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rip bruce lee rip yusaku matsuda rip brandon lee
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>>214355112
Wonder Woman
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>>214355053
She's standing beside her bull.
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>>214355165
They didn't give no fucks back then, and Shazam is no Bruce Wayne. Gotham City would have been better off if Frank Castle killed The Joker in that one off comic. Batman is just as bad as The Joker; they need each other to make their lives make sense. Fuck those egotistical bastards.
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>>214353401
unironically Batman Forever
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>>214355232
rip elliott gould
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RIP Jermaine Jackson
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>>214355388
Silence, trannylocing cuck.
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>you She's standing beside her bull.
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>>214353537
You're still here though
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>>214355624
Prove me wrong.
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>>214355755
Nigga I’ve already linked this nigga at that tranny party
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>>214355781
>>214355854
>looks like a tranny
>fucks black fags
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>>214353592
Those guys don't pass
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>>214354933
Bogged
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Another terrible OP.

>>214353428
>>214353627
Only good posts itt.
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this thread = ass
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>>214353401
>What are the most /film/ic cape joints?
2003 Hulk. Funnily enough, I foresaw that Ang Lee would have several Oscars as a child based on this picture and my mother said I was being ridiculous.
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>>214356156
The first reply was good. It went down after that.
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>>214356179
>first reply was good
Literally the worst post in the thread by far.
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>>214356165
tbf he already had several oscar nominations we he did Hulk
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Why does Francis Ford Pedolla hate color?
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>>214356249
how am i supposed to know which one is more accurate to the way the space was actually lit
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>>214356319
>natural lighting coming through massive windows all throughout the open building.
top, all day.
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>>214356165
A bit long but I genuinely enjoyed it.
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>>214356348
>natural lighting
how can i be sure that's not inside a studio
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>>214356467
Because 25 years later all the film sets for this film still exist, in Thailand, completely abandoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVE07NP2L2I
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>>214356499
that's really cool actually, thanks for showing the video. I have the actual 5 hour film downloaded but still haven't gotten around to it
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>>214356507
>>214356590
Silence, trannyloving cuck.
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>>214356551
here you can see inside the main throne room. the set encompasses 1000 acres I think. https://youtu.be/BsqTxqnuSF4?si=6FBCYIHZwSntiLCi&t=697
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Hey, Gadonfag, go spam on /hor/, to battle the Montpetitfags.
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>>214355403
Schumacher doesn't get mentioned enough in vulgar auteur conversations.
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>>214356590
>pic
She's doing the thing!
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>>214356249
Is this that thai epic you kept shilling nonstop a month ago?
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>>214356656
>Schumacher doesn't get mentioned enough in vulgar auteur conversations.
Agreed, Falling Down and Lost Boys are kino.
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>>214356674
Err yes, I found the Francis Ford Coppola edit ( a good rip) and found that he sucked all the color out of it. I still think I can convince Arrow or somebody to remaster this film. The culture, the costumes, the music, the drama, I love it :D
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>>214356707
>The culture, the costumes, the music, the drama, I love it :D
Live, laugh, love.
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>>214356747
>Live, laugh, love.
It's actually more Eat, Pray, Love given it's SEA.
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>>214356707
Would you say you want that aesthetic injected in your veins?
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>>214356770
>Would you say you want that aesthetic injected in your veins?
Absolutely 100%. I thought Japanslop was kino until I saw that film. Then I realized Japanese were just pretenders, and barely had to put up with anyone other than themselves.
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>>214356764
Fuck, that's what i meant actually. Ignore my post.
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>>214356790
>Japanese were just pretenders, and barely had to put up with anyone other than themselves.
What do you mean by this?
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>>214356849
>>214356652
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>>214356819
For over a thousand years Japan had little wars with themselves. Aside from little excursions with Korea, they never had such chaos as SEA. Read up on the ancient SEA history. It’s actually nuts.
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>>214356880
>Read up on the ancient SEA history.
Got some /lit/ and kinos you wanna rec to the anons at hand?
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>>214356880
For me, it's the Pyu
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Kowloon Walled City kinos in shameful scarcity.
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>>214353401
Anyone find the Pyun cut online yet?
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>>214357028
Bloodsport made great use of the setting, and the big bad (Bolo Yeung) in it was an actual Triad security guard.
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>>214357065
A torrent was posted last thread.
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>>214356937
That film is a great introductory lesson. Essentially ancient Burma during that repeatedly kept attacking Siam for hundreds of years. At that time Siam was split into two cities knows as Ayutthaya and Phitsanulok. Europeans and China have their hands in the pot too since Ayutthaya became a very important center of trade. They did like years long sieges on Ayutthaya until it finally fell. Then a kidnapped Siam lord who grew up in Burma reorganized the nation and then conquered most of SEA. A golden age of trade ensued and the nation grew rich and fat over a period of 250 years that it basically became a goal of the rest of SEA to conquer. One of the last Ayutthaya kings made his son Christian and built a church then the Thai loyalists executed the entire royal family and killed all the Europeans. Hence Thailand was the only SEA nation never to be colonized. They had like 150 kings in the span of 1000 years with many being assassinated, executed, dying in various ways. Dying in big battles. It’s pretty interesting lore.
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>>214357080
I used to watch this a lot at my best friend's house when I was a kid. It was usually Van Damme / Stallone, a car movie like Fast and the Furious, or some Hollywood classic like Jaws. Good times.
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>>214356627
Goddamn that's nice. Would love to visit if I ever go to Thailand again. I'll bump the film up my list and I'll try to get to it before the end of the month.
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>>214357028
The city from the original Ghost in the Shell was partly based on it.
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>>214357164
>It’s pretty interesting lore.
You bet.
I always like when kings get killed and instasuceeded by the next in line, which is like a 5 year old kid that will die at 10 years old due to being poisoned by his 14 yo sister that wants the throne or something.

>>214357199
You sure? All I've read about GitS is the city being based on Hong Kong.
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>>214357263
Lmao. That happens except they chop their heads off. Poison was for women.
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>>214357151
Ah I see. That's an older version of the cut, but the 2025 one still hasn't been ripped.
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>>214356880
What does that have to do with filmmaking though?
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>>214357278
Visiting the ruins of Ayutthaya was great btw. Wish the magnificent Buddhist city still stood. Seeing the remains of 1000 Buddhist statues is very eerie.
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>>214357318
Nothing. I just always thought Japanese history was interesting growing up. I wasn’t exposed to SEA history until recently as it’s not something many people even think about in 2025.
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>>214357164
Is the film you are shilling feature race wars between the Thai and Europe? I want to watch some race war kino in that vein and if it is an epic that is the cherry on top.
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>>214357352
No unfortunately it takes place hundreds of years before that. But it does feature Portugal who were friends with Burma at the time.
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Apparently Persian women were a part of Chinese imperial harems. Kino for this?
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>>214357381
I don’t want to see whites and Asians being friends. I want to see Asians brutally genghis khaning them niggas all the way to kingdom cum. Make them pasty niggas go PRAAIIZEE JEEEZUS
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>>214357298
Nevermind I was wrong. It IS the newer cut. https://x.com/rarefilmm/status/1964576235713155466
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>>214356507
>>214356590
jesus, she's more plastic than slut
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>>214357406
Cringe.
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>>214357406
Europeans take a backseat in that film they are merely there for the most part. They supplied SEA guns of course but they still fight with sword and elephants mostly.
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>>214357278
Yeah, I've always thought poison was cooler than chopping heads off like a psychopath, that's why I always play female thieves in RPGs and MMORPGs. Extra points for humilliating niggas who're a whole foot taller than you and at least a 100 pounds heavier with some poisoned fried rice. They take a bite and then realize they've been cucked by your plan that you've been devising since you were 5. It's kino.

>>214357319
How humid is thai climate? Seems like rain was ready to fall on pic rel. Comfy.
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ok if we're talking about arthouse capeshit, has anyone seen franklyn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Nj6a8U2uk
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>>214357469
>How humid is thai climate?
It's basically Vietnam. A lot of Vietnam War movies were shot there and the Philippines.
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>>214357498
She makes me feel funny
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>>214357469
Very humid. Comparable to Florida. Some area more humid than others. Loved it. Great aesthetic.
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>>214357386
Souten Koro
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>>214357469
> How humid is thai climate? Seems like rain was ready to fall on pic rel. Comfy.

Yea it is nice and cool year round a lot like California. You should go during monsoon for peak comfort.
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>>214357319
Are you poor? SEA is garbage, there is nothing impressive to be found there there. Pagan art is disgusting. Try Europe, Amerimutt
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>>214357555
You know what SEA has that Europe doesn’t? No niggers.
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>>214357545
Do brown Iranian bitches get steamed?
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Huh, we should actually make an asian film chart. I need some asian kino now that I'm in avistaz.
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>>214357596
Don’t need a chart dipshit I am an expert and can help guide you. What do you want?
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I’m gonna smoke some pot and hang in tt so ima be chill
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Yo I got double cinema and avi Z accounts now so my HnR ratio don’t even matter no mo. I have reached peak strength
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I pillaged that shit ngl. Going on weeklies after such a bender wasn’t so bad. But now day I strut two weeklies I bing chillin. WHHHEEEEEE
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>>214357612
I want a chart of /film/'s favorite asian kinos, with an emphasis on getting to know movies from obscure countries like 'Nam and Laos.
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>>214357555
art abou lot that jew rabbi worship cult is cringe lmao

why does your bible keep saying heaven is a magic kingdom in the sky when that's probably false in the 21st century
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>>214357722
'nam and Laos don't make worthwhile joints.
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>>214357707
lil bro a fugitive
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>>214357722
Nam and Laos don’t have good industries like EA. So SEA film you’ll need to just find a filmmaker you like and stick with. You feel me?
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Enough with the fucking charts.
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>>214357746
Mayn let the fucking cops try n catch me. I dindu nuffin.
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Thai's make kinos and there's some Filipino joints worth the trouble if you're into slow boring 9 hour films (I am)
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>>214357741
>>214357756
I still wanna know 'em. I don't think I've seen an asian joint from any country other than Thailand, China, Hong Kong, Japan, Taiwan and... Russia.
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>>214357815
The Abandoned Field: Free Fire Zone is literally the only 'nam flick you need to see.
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>>214357583
SEA people are the ugliest on the planet. No contest. European girls are out of reach, you went the copium route. You do you, but stay objective and grounded in reality. SEA stinks
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>>214357815
>russia

Low key true
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>>214357638
Already been doing that nig
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Thai pussy (not the Burmese illegals) is some of the tightest I’ve ever had. Japanese and Chinese are loose by comparison. I can barely last a couple minutes with a tight Thai snatch.
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>>214357585
Read the manga. Watch the anime. Have a negroni, have two.
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>>214355403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUhnccoD_5g
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>I think the current film industry is like a trap. Filmmakers are trapped inside, not making what they really want. The people are more making commercial projects instead of art. And audiences make it so normal. Audiences are not changing. Films are not changing. And it’s a waste. Especially when theaters are getting so good with their audiovisual systems, we should have a better way of making films to get audiences receiving them more.

https://fandomwire.com/tsai-ming-liang-lee-kang-shen-interview/
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/film/bros we are becoming too powerful

https://www.criterionchannel.com/nunsploitation/season:1/videos/to-the-devil-a-daughter
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>>214358188
BASED!
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>>214358159
damn
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>>214357596
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>>214357596
>>214358271
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>>214358271
The fuck is this shit?
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>214358319
This took me back.
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>>214358313
can't lil bro read
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>>214358188
>>214358215
For me it's The Other Hell
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What did Don Askarian mean by this?
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>>214356656
>>214356684
dc cab is one of the funniest movies ever made
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>>214357815
Philippines had fine cinema during the Marcos dictatorship. It's more similar to Latin America than Asia though
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>>214358188
If only kinskifag was alive to see it
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>>214358361
It appears to be a scene of mouth sex.
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>>214358361
Gallo ripped him off kek
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>>214358313
/film/slop
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>>214358117
You know, I've come to realize pussy tightness is something that varies from woman to woman, it's not a race thing. The tightest I've ever had was a venezuelan MILF prostitute, which makes no sense if you base your knowledge of pussy on mileage / age.

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>>214358295
I've always supported you, man, but the list must go on...
My thirst won't be quenched once I finish these charts. Then I'll become an expert and mog you all.
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>>214358482
Yeah, my boy Sasuke Jungkook has put me on some bomb shit from there.
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>>214358153
Sold!
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>>214358386
I need to watch it, I need to see what an edgy Mr. T movie is like
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>>214358533
This. Tightest pussy I’ve had was between a 50 year old Chinese milf approaching gilf and a 20 something year old Latina. I’ve had plenty of women in between but those two were the tightest. So yea it does not correspond to race or mileage it’s just a woman to woman thing.
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How many negronis is 2 many?
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>>214358697
2
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>>214358697
1; negronis suck.
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>>214358697
What's weird is that negronis suck and yet whenever I'm at a nice Italian place I can only drink them and grappa. I love grappa (especially in Winter), but Negronis taste like fucking hand sanitizer. Yet I still drink them, and the bartender at my local high-end Italian place knows me as the negroni guy.
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>>214358842
Wait, how old are you? I thought you were under the US legal drinking age, namefriend.
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>>214358881
>Wait, how old are you?
22. And I'm Scots-Irish, so I can hold my liquor. My weakness is beer if you could believe it, only time I've ever got hammered to the point of vomiting and pissing myself was getting beer-drunk.
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Zoom zooms alright
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>>214358995
Nah.
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watchin digital photographs of film photographs
such is the cinemaniac lifestyle
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We're all cinemaniacs here.
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>>214358946
How many did you drink? I love beer, man, but for me it's hard liquor. Nothing like some double whiskey with coke, no ice.
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>>214358995
Nah he's a bitch lol I'll still watch the film he recced me though.
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>>214359142
>How many did you drink?
14. 6 Stellas and the rest were shitty American light beers.
I like Old Fashioneds personally, and anything with gin as well.
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>>214359212
Yeah, man, you're a fucking psychopath. No wonder you were a kid when you did that. I used to drink daily in my high school years, but I learned the rules to drinking QUICKLY after an absinthe hangover.
Yeah, gin's goated.
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/film/ - alcohol and pussy tightness.
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>>214359285
>No wonder you were a kid when you did that
That was earlier this year. I was going through an existential crisis late at night so I just kept drinking and drinking out of boredom and an urge to silence the bad thoughts in my head. It was a rude awakening when I woke up in a bed of vomit and my floor was covered in piss though, my entire family was alarmed and outright ashamed, though they laughed it off quick and I haven't gotten anywhere close to that bad since.
I've never been a daily drinker, I'm too busy, alcohol is too expensive, and I live with my family. I usually drink on Friday nights when I have the time, and I drink a lot when I do.
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>>214359479
22 is young.
When I drank daily I did it always with friends. I've never been a solitary drinker, so the costs were pretty low for me. I think a kino sweet spot for beer is like 3 in a whole night; 14 is straight up assdruk, terrorist territory.
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>>214359630
The most I've ever had was 14, but it was over of 12 hours.
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Suprised he's not mentioning Minnesota this time.
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>>214358599
more absurd and satirical than edgy
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>>214359630
>22 is young.
I was 21 at the time, but yeah that's young for the U.S.
>I've never been a solitary drinker, so the costs were pretty low for me.
I've only ever been a solitary drinker :( that's probably why I'm a ponderous, intense, sad quiet drunk instead of a easygoing, loud fun one.
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>I'm a ponderous, intense, sad quiet drunk

Lmfao this dude is a whole ass fedora
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>>214353401
>What are the most /film/ic cape joints?
they're not /film/ but x-men(2000) and x2(2003) are a guilty pleasure of mine
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>I'm a ponderous, intense, sad quiet drunk
Wow you're deep, man.
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>>214359871
Kino pic rel.
I dunno man, I don't really see the point of getting assdruk if I'm watching kino. At home I usually only drink a beer sometimes while watching sports or a movie, the real fun of alcohol is drinking while eating or at a festive setting.
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>>214359941
I apologize for the /lit/faggotry, but picrel is pretty much the face I permanently have on when I'm /druk/.
>>214360027
>I don't really see the point of getting assdruk if I'm watching kino
I usually do it when I'm either sad/emotional or I'm coming back /druk/ from a night out and didn't get laid but have a few hours to kill. I got drunk and watched a bunch of Ghilbi movies at my cabin before I attempted to join the FFL because I was going through a lot and that little ritual helped me cope for whatever reason.
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Excuse me,sir
Well, don't you speak any English?
Pardonmy French
But we're fucking lost here!
Just point me to the West
Then we'd best, best be on the way
S'il vous plaît
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>>214360180
French Legions you mean? Why, lol?
Protip: have sex.
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>>214360500
Check the archive, he already told the whole story.
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>>214360500
>Why, lol?
I'm from a military family in the U.S and I've always had a sort of ethnic/cultural/biological urge to be in the military despite my anti-war leanings. U.S military is a total joke thoughever, so I decided to go try out for the FFL given going into the AFU without any experience is a death wish. I was there for two and a half weeks last year before they decided I wasn't Legion material :(
>Protip: have sex.
That's a big reason I'm going back to college
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>I've always had a sort of ethnic/cultural/biological urge to be in the military despite my anti-war leanings
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>>214360699
It's hard to explain unless you're from a family/culture/ethnicity with martial roots.
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>>214360699
lil bro a manchurian candidate
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martial roots
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>>214360880
Goes all the way back to William Wallace and Robert the Bruce, ended with the Vietnam War. My Dad replaced military life with gang life, while I never had anything to fill that gap in. I've just done nothing but work meaningless service jobs, and that hurts my soul.
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martial arts

hiyaaaa!
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I fucking hate americans but I really love Jimmy Stewart man, you guys should try to be more like him
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>>214361179
I was told I look like him back in high school lol
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>>214361179
Acting like that nigga won't get you pussy in 2025; you gotta ask yourself "what would Ye do" at every stage of your so called loife.
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Would Jimmy Stewart have forgiven Hitler?
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>ethnicity with martial roots.
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>>214355403
https://youtu.be/4OEvDqRr898
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Would Rodney have forgiven Dalle Dirlewanger?
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>>214361496
No, because H was a vegan.
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>>214361608
Probably not, Rodney's very sensitive about rape stuff
>>214361576
>He doesn't know about the Scots-Irish
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>>214361654
Absolutely hilarious.
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>>214353401
hilarious that they made fake rubber ears part of the cowl
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americans identifying as german or irish instead of as american is always funny to euros
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>>214361954
To everybody, not just euros.
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>>214361954
>instead of as american
I do identify as "American", it's just that "American" is completely meaningless as a descriptor and means literally everyone on American soil at this point.
I'm one of the few in my country that isn't a mutt, so thus I still say I'm "Scots-Irish", because that's a distinctively American/Canadian ethnonym.
In the UK/Ireland/elsewhere those people are called Ulster Scots.
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>>214362041
>>214361707
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I take back what I said zoom zoom isn’t alright. He’s a faggot and a nigger
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I never watch capeshit, but decided to try watching one anyway thinking maybe I'm just being too bitter. I mean, I enjoy a lot of different genres so why not. People said Deadpool was funny so decided to give that a try.

Holy fuck this is the most cringe millenial humor thing I've ever seen. LITERALLY less funny than Space Cop.
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>>214362123
Rlm commentators > their own movies

Everyone knows this
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>>214362148
Commentaries*

Btw I have had all their movies on DVD since 2014 and now feeling rich cuz they all OOP and expensive
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>>214362123
Yeah, saw Deadpool in the theatre with my sister, not even Morena Baccarin could save me from the cringefest.
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>>214361462
Ye is a literal cuck. Ask yourself what Gallo would do if you want to get pussy.
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>>214362123
shit like Deadpool, Borderlands, Rick And Morty, landfill indie music etc. are why I always laugh when millenials are like "bro we're the last good generation, we're so much cooler and smarter and impactful tban gen z..." like nigga you're just as bad if not worse lol, and deep down they all know it
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I’ll never forget passing by a Redbox by Food4Less in 2017 and hearing the little 4 year old kid prop from the grocery cart going “mommy mommy Deadpoo. Let’s get Deadpoo!” Little nigga couldn’t even say the name right. I realized right then and there that life was bad. Full of suffering. No happiness. No fulfillment for achieving any sort of higher purpose. Just pure dumb emptiness.
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>>214362444
lmao
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>>214362427
Dress yourself like a rabbi and sit in front of a mirror and be a gay gigolo?
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>>214362443
No deep down, i'll straight up tell you we suck. It's also retarded how some people rep their generation now like it's their soccer team, fucking weird behaviour. We all suck.
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>>214362443
Yeah they have htis weird chauvinism I think comes from being raised by Boomers. They got that spoiled child syndrome given they were the affluent second kids of the boomers in contrast to the more latchkey, free-spirited Gen-X.
You rarely see that chauvinism with Zoomers and I think that comes from them being rasied by Gen-X.
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>>214362487
>Dress yourself like a rabbi and sit in front of a mirror and be a gay gigolo?
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>>214362427
Ye is the only guy that made being literal batshit insane cool in America. Vince is just Diet Ye; nigga couldn't even go absolutely insane in public and instead fully adopted le tortured artist archetype as a way to get pussy, aka, the closeted insane archetype.
Ye = Black Osama; dead by self bombing as a protest act for jewish control of black hoes
Vinny G = New York Edvard Munch; dead from liver failure from drinking himself to death over a period of 20 years due to his kino being rejected by rich kids from Paris
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>>214362517
I only suck on titties, pussies, and ocasionally, dicks. We are not the same.
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>>214362973
What if i told you that's what i suck on too?
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I suck on negronis
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>>214363087
Then I would be forced to suck on something else to be different, like a pacifier.
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Derek Jarman did a Shakespeare adaptation starring Robert Fripp's wife. Cool!
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I'M STEVE-O AND THIS IS FART EXCESSIVELY IN AN ARTHOUSE CINEMA!
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>>214363252
>Derek Jarman
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Jack-Ass 2 is cinema
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>>214362973
>>214363219
I suck on nipples too. I win!
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>>214363326
lol
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>>214363396
Your own don't count.
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when did you realize anime is the true cinema?
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>/film/ - tranime and capeshit general
the fucking state of this place now
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>>214363918
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=90WD_ats6eE&si=bYjreQyUz7bPgirR
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>>214363882
after watching Souten Kouro
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>>214363882
Around the time of my transition.
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>>214363918
>and then one day, for no reason at all, the /film/ userbase disappeared
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>>214363973
cry about it
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>>214363882
At like 6 years old, Evangelion. Life changing moment.
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>>214363252
Robert Fripp's wife aka Taylor Swift's grandmother?
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>>214364228
I watched Kill La Kill on Adult Swim when I was 10 because I got up too early one Saturday morning. I was amazed by the idea of cartoons having sexy stuff and bad words in them. THAT was a life-changing moment (for the worse).
>>214363882
I intend on seeing Angel's Egg and Perfect Blue's rereleases in theaters come October.
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>>214362487
>>214362767
Kek.
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>>214356165
what? this was never even nom'd for an oscar
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>>214365091
>this was never even nom'd for an oscar
He's trying to say that he saw flashes of brilliance in Hulk (2003) and believed that the director was headed for greater things.
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>>214365812
Brokeback Mountain?
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Near every frame in this movie is pristine. I truly pity those who didn't watch the technicolor 35mm scans of it.
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>>214365893
>>214365914
Incredible how far he fell the second digital took off. Avatar is borderline unwatchable compared to his classics.
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Jim Cameron, vulgar auteur par excellence
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>>214365893
>>214365914
It’s a good film. Just too long and I don’t care about the romances of white people. The best scan I’ve seen so far is definitely the lotr trilogy. It actually is exactly the film I remember seeing in the theaters. Also surprisingly all the Fincher scans made his work a notch better in my opinion of him. But the material he works with is still shallow:
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>>214366075
>The best scan I’ve seen so far is definitely the lotr trilogy
Care to share?
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How big is the TITANIC file you are posting? I got the 5gb rip just to have it but might upgrade it just in case I get a gf.
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>>214366165
near 50 gigs
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>>214366047
You know what's really amazing? This film was produced in the 90's, and the CGI mogs a lot of modern films released today. It's unbelievable.
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So did any of you retards watch the directors cut of pyuns captain america or not. I was going to dl it
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>>214366275
Just watch the rlm botw it has all the best bits
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>>214366275
No idea. We're only itt because we saw a comic book hero and thought it was MCU.
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>capeshit
>anime
>cameronslop
When did this general just become wider /tv/?
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You just know newfag tourists came into the thread when half the shit in the first half has been snitched on buncha bitch ass pruning niggas

GET OUT OF ME FUCKING SWAMP
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>>214366149
That chunking nigger will probably soon but I have the best files from the secret sauce. Fellowship alone is 80gb
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how do I get in touch with Francis ford coppolla in 2025?
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>>214366516
Offer to suck my dick and I’ll get you a phone call
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>>214366483
>the secret sauce
clue a nigga in. I really love films.
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>>214366551
Is that the scan of Mulan I shared?
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>mulan
Yeah this thread is just fucking trash for retards now
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>>214366563
Not sure I fished it from Twitter. It's amazing, I feel legitimate sorrow for myself having seen a digital one.
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>>214366516
>how do I get in touch with Francis ford coppolla in 2025?
Go to one of his Megalopolis screenings and sit through his speech with an intent look on your face.
I might actually kek.
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>>214366516
Say his name three times in front of the bathroom mirror.
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Il piccolo diavolo gets a lot better when the film exchanges Walter Mathau for Nicoletta Braschi (her hairy pits are absolutely glorious). Fun little comedy with a few very funny bits (laughed out loud three times). Overall just a reminder that i need to watch more comedies, especially italian ones, i always feel so light afterwards. Also, didn't know Stefania Sandrelli was in this until i saw her name in the opening credits, t'was a very pleasant surprise. Also also, i watched it in italian and it was very weird hearing Lurie with another voice not his own, the one they dubbed him with did not suit him at all. Also also also, the film is dedicated to Andrea Pazienza and that's based as fuck.
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>>214366610
The Disney scans are all beautiful. Little mermaid and mulan are the best ones I think.
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>>214366440
SWAMP IZZO
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ive sent emails to criterion, multiple times, to arrow, who else should I annoy? kino lorber? idk how to contact them
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>>214366896
If we're comparing original 16/35 scans to modern BD shits, the biggest gaps have to be for Robin Hood and Cinderella.
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>>214367086
microsoft paint ahh coloring job on the right
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>>214367085
Abril Video.
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>>214367085
My uncle works for them
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>>214367217
UR FUNNY ANON
>>214367235
truth?
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>>214367266
Can confirm, I'm his uncle.
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>>214367266
The Disney scans made me think of them. Good times.
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fixing 10,000 lines of botched engrish subtitle aint so easy
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Your dedication to this one film is odd.
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>>214367671
NOOOOOOOOO I WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE IT YOU CANT DISCOURAGE ME.
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>>214367676
I'm not discouraging you.
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>>214367686
ty anon. just let me do my thang. I'm telling you. by 2030 it's gonna be saved.
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>>214367650
Hol up. Did you check if the video fps and the subtitle fps are sync? If they're out of sync you can fix them with that app from your pic related and save you hours of trouble.
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>>214367836
There's nothing out of sync... however, there are entire lines missing dialog and thousands of mispellings. I found translations of that missing dialog via the Francis Ford Coppola edit, now just trying to find the sweet spot in how the sub looks. I'll get your opinions once I find something I like. Sucks that it takes 20+ minutes to encode half the film. After I find something I like, I'll give the subtitles 1 last run through for corrections then make the final product.
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the original burned in hard sub is horrendous and covers half the screen btw.
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Where exactly do i go to get battle when i feel bore?
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>>214367955
/Philm/
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>>214367896
Here we call that "SOVL".
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I can’t sit thru 5 hours of ass 360p ahh shyt. I need a 20gb remux now. I’ve realized how important a good scan is. It makes or breaks the whole file
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>>214367971
I appreciate a good DVD hard sub. That ain't it chief. kek.
>>214367976
I'm gonna try AI upscale and see how shit it comes out.
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>>214367976
I get your feel but sometimes the movie so good I forget the file is a vhsrip or sum shi
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I downloaded a 20 gb mux f sturm over asia and it look like a different film
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>>214367976
>5 hours of ass 360p
Here we call that "SOVL"
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>>214368020
>sturm
Sieg Heil! 88!
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de-SOVL in progress
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>>214367976
Somebody post that screenshot of my post please.
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Somebody bake.
>>214368020
Maybe you got conned with a different film, be carefuk next time lil bro!
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I’m just n sum real nigga shit with my new cinma Z count SHEEEEEE
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cpu is about to burn out bros.... FUCCKKKKKK>>214368034
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>>214368047
NEW
>>214368047
NEW
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>>214368058
Put sim e ice on far shit quick NIGGA
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Man this is about to get all Baghdad and shiet
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