I uh... I don't care
>Implication that people didn't think Thunderbolts was worth seeing in theaters so now that it's on streaming it's time to really discuss the film
>>214353617Wasn't this supposed to be Glenn?
>>214353617>mf gf watched this>told me I was just like a character in the movie>watch the movie>think she was talking about the new captain america because I can be a jerk sometimes but I'm well meaning deep down>she actually meant bobwell what the fuck
>>214353617>I uh... I don't care>let me just post this on 4chan real quick tho
>>214353617Should have been a love story between him and Yelena
>>214353686>tfw you're a schizo losergrim
>>214353617This was up there with the original Dr Strange as being too good to be a Marvel movie.
>>214353617>sentrywho?>lewis pullmanwho?>disney+who?>wewho?>comicbook cliquewho?>followwho??>6 days agoWHEN?!
>>214353617>comic Sentry - aryan Gigachad>movie Sentry - some guyI know it's not easy to cast for these types of roles but couldn't they get someone who looks at least vaguely like the character?
>>214353617Folks, I love Disney and their in-house ministry of truth.
>>214353711Heterosexual romance>LE BAD
>>214353722insane jeetshill takethe movie is utter bogstandard capeshit slop
>>214353617>AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T RAPE ME PLEASE I BEG YOU DON'T R-ACKThey found the perfectly cuckolded looking guy to play Bitchry.
>>214353686dump that fucking cunt
>>214354119Wtf is even going on in this
>>214354119To be fair, Knull is way more broken than Sentry, and that's saying something with how broken Sentry is.>>214354158Maker of the symbiotes (a nigga as old as the universe, original vampire) comes to Earth. Sentry tries to stop him. Knull breaks Void out of Sentry and absorbs him.
>>214354158Edgy shit about the origin of the symbiotes who were created by that guy. Really bad stuff
>>214354158spider baddie grabbed sentry and killed him by ripping him apartthose are sentry's entrails flying everywhere
>>214353617I'm just glad they kept him white, and didn't try to nigger up his character.
>>214353686Well, you do get lost in the void fromtime to time.
>>214354245White males are still allowed to be mentally ill and pathetic.
>>214354245meeting the bare minimum is enough to make you happy?
>>214353727...bruce?
>>214353727Metal Gear?
>>214353617that nigga has incel face like glen powell
>>214353617I’m still waiting for him to spit out the chewing tobacco
>>214353734You'd need a time machine to go back to the 80's to cast him.
>>214353617Nobody ever cared about Sentry.
>>214353617Pic related was better.
>>214353617>>214353686Haven't seen this shit, but I know that when he gets posted anons post the gayest shit I've ever read
>>214353734Be glad because he was supposed to be played by a chinaman
I went into this movie with mediocre expectations after hearing it was okay, but all I got was yet another Marvelsop trauma dump impromptu therapy session piece of shit.
>>214354158It's a tribute to Sentry ripping Ares in half with Knull doing the same to Sentry.
>>214355220cool
>>214353617This flick was such fucking trash. I want an apology from every retard who tried to pretend that this was "actually good!"
>>214355273Who is sentry, who is ares, who is knull?
>>214353617how the fuck does a shitter like this land a leading role?
>>214355715he was in Top Gun Maverick.
>>214355715His dad is Bill Pullman
>>214353711>>214353763It kind of was though, wasn't it
It's actually impressive how this film was completely void of anything. I was told that it was one of the best recent capeshit films and was a realistic examination of depression or whatever. >blond girl says she's sad/lonely at one point>bad guy traps people in the shadow realm and they get out by having the blond girl say she also feels sad sometimes>rest of the runtime is bickering between the main cast, ebin quips, and bad fake Russian accentsVery boring movie. Anyone that says it was good has to have a maximum IQ of 80.
Posting capeshit should be bannable offence
>>214353617why is the Sentry supposed to be a big deal? is he going to sell movies like the F4 was supposed to according to comicfags?
>>214355811unfortunately it had turned into a mommy thing by the end. Flo Pugh being inherently sexual wound up feeling like bait.
>>214355932Disney is extremely insecure about clinging onto the shrinking capeshit dollar, and was trying to pre-emptively cuck DC out of Superman by doing their version first.
>>214354709Hmm Dolph would have been good.
>>214354119Character so powerful they always job. I hate this trope.
>>214353617This is the second time they put of Marvel's Superclones on the big screen.I want Gladiator to be next, but I know they're going to make him the zestiest blackest actor they can find
>>214353617best character in the movie though
>>214354245whiny, wimp, suicidal, schizo, sure hooray for white represent I guess.
>>214356558That's what makes him interesting. If you want a Mary Sue look no further than Superman.
>>214353617Nepo babies suck.
>>214356603He isn't interesting, you can only use the character once otherwise the trope gets tired. >We could easily win with bob, but he could also end the worldSame crap they pulled with Hulk. Lazy writing.
>>214353719well it would explain his imaginary gf
>>214354925Interesting the two superman clones were better than the actual superman we got. The bar is low but damn.
Sentry vs Hulk when?
>>214356725MCU has 4 hulks now.
Gesaffelstein is rocking with that trailer song. First thunderbolts and now wuthering heights. Soundtracks are making a comebacks this year.
>>214353617dollar store ben foster
>>214353617As a Sentry fag I was pleased.
>>214356705>Sentry or this guy better than Corenswetsure is Disney in here
>>214353617This character only exists so Pugh can femdom him.
>>214354119Knull means fuck or dick in swedish kek
>>214353686He's endearing though, Florence Pugh feels the need to protect him
>>214357243What's his superpower again? Wasn't it retconned to be reality warping powers? Hence why now he has every power in the power handbook.
>>214355765Wasn't that character also named Bob?
>>214355220this
>>214353617He looks like the Gypsy Crusader
An OK take on a concept of some loser getting power. The movie was too low energy for me to care though.
>>214357286Not a fan of Starlord man baby superman with daddy issues.
>>214354925His character was butchered >>214356705Hilarious considering he wrote that shitty adam warlock. He fucking sucks
>>214353674Thank god it wasn’t, he’s too much of a chungus to make it work
>>214353617... which is why you made this thread, right?Marketing is getting really fucking weird recently
>>214353686No it’s because you fucked a nigger
>>214353766The jeets are all over at DC, Marvel is /tv/-approved if the movie is actually good
>>214353617
>>214354119>he tanked this
>>214355896India should be rangebanned site-wide.
>>214353617>now that it’s out in Israeli+Cunt, I pirated this months ago. I will NEVER give a single penny to any jewish garbage. Even pirating it and giving it my attention is too good for the shit this jew nepo fucks defecate.
>>214360165Adam also had mommy issues, Gunn is a one trick pony.
We're at the point where it does not matter if the MCU produces a good movie. It will never be popular again.
>>214354925He looks more Sentry, desu.
>>214360279You gave money to Jews as soon as you were born, doesn’t matter if you’re in your 30s. That’s the reality of life in America.
>>214353617let me guess... Bill Pullman's rising nepo star?
>>214353617He's white only cuz the chinese actor couldn't film
>>214360411Still not giving the jews money now. Sorry, Lipschitz
>>214353617But I thought 4chan chuds said modern day audiences dont exist and people actually want straight white male actors?
>>214353617>I don't careYou cared enough to shitpost on /tv/ about it.
>>214353617I still don't understand his superpower.
I actually like this character along with the comicsSomething about a superpowered schizo just tickles meMolecule man is also hilarious
>>214353617When I think Sentry I think edgy gigachad. Not some scrawny looking Jew.
>>214360905Sentry has schizophrenia and agoraphobia in the comics.
>>214361025You think this face cares?
>>214353617I really dislike his face and it makes me want to avoid anything he's in
>>214353686>he was beat as a kid>former meth head>jobless loser who took the sentry sermon to be somebody lmao
>>214354119Let me guess, this evil guy dies, every hero or good guy or recognizable name who he happened to hurt all come back to life, and everything goes back to the way it was.Comic books are so fucking retarded.
>>214360228damn I didnt know shang chi barely made any money despite being released in the height of capeshitno wonder they want nothing to do with himI thought he was a liked character, always wondered why they kept kicking the sequel down the road
>>214353734Ridiculous generic suit btw.Americans have no talent like japanese
>>214363522Lets see some japanese suits.
>>214353617Why are there 500 characters in Doomsday?Why don't they just have Sentry tear Doom in half?
>>214354119does every sentry comic have to reference people being torn in half
>>214353734Part of Sentry is that he's unassuming. You can't just cast 80s Arnold. Realistically you'd need two actors but one that can act meek and unassuming with a decent build is a good middle ground.
>>214353617Then why did you make a thread, retard?
