The only good piece of analog horror ever made
>>214357938Idk. This was genuinely haunting.https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ZeYaXo8wig
>>214357938based Victory Position
what's this from?
>>214358053Local 58
>>214358058Thanks
>>214358024>the bodycam is under VHS compression
>>214358129The series is a compilation of VHS tapes discovered by the person narrating via text
>>214358024.....
How are you feeling today?
>>214358429Loric
>>214357938I liked this one too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDoi9vT5OvM
>>214358178How did the bodycam end up on VHS? That's retarded
>>214358024hadn’t seen this one, great ending
>>214357938first time I saw this it made me really uncomfortable
>>214358024>>214358299>>214359180>One (1) competent cop shoots and kills one killer and the other is arrested>Killer is just an extremely gruesome and prominent serial killer, not something supernatural or otherworldlyNot really traditional analog horror but interesting I guess
>>214359281I think it’s implied that the one who was killed wasn’t the original killer seeing as it was a former cop. at least that’s how I took it
>>214359280It's the most realistic one of them all.
>>214357938All PA has is Amish and the Boiled One. Don't take this from us.
I really enjoyed the first two seasons of Monument MythosVita Carnis too
>>214359703James Dean is no man
>>214358429It's been a harfam kinda day man.
>>214358429>try to draw all day>still blank pageDORCELESSNESS
>>214359999Day ain't over yet nigger.
>>analog horror>>is created with digital video editing and uploaded to digital video streaming sites on the world wide webFucking zoomers.
>>214360120
>>214360126>STOP ENJOYING THINGS!!!
>>214358429I’m loric all the time
>>214358429I've been feeling pretty ponnish if I'm quite honest anon.
>>214358429gb2kyne
>>214358429sadness
>>214358024This is always gonna have my respect for making redditors seethe and for portraying serial killers as nothing more than perverted pieces of shit
>>214357938Because it wasnt called analog horror then and all the “analog horror” is just ripping it off
>>214361314>portraying serial killers as nothing more than perverted pieces of shitI have never heard about this for anyone but Dahmer.
>>214357938yeah it's really good. but i guess people will call it reddit nonetheless
>>214359628Maybe for canada lol
>>214361370Reddit is the momument zoomer shit. Channel whatever was its own thing.
>>214361374I genuinely believe if the US were surrendering that they would do something like this. It is very similar to what Imperial Japan told its citizens
>>214361361That's because faggots love glorifying them. Bundy famously killed for sexual reasons. Gacy too. Even the killers who pretended they weren't turned on were sexually assaulting their victims most of the time.
>>214361404>momument zoomer shitwhat's that?
>>214361424The US doesn't glorify suicide. More likely it would form militias. That said I live in the south so maybe the north fags would push that.
>>214357938You mean that specific clip or the Local 58 in general?
I wonder if this is based on "Slaughter Valley" created years ago by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp. I see a lot of similarities.
>>214358024I'd have found this spoopy maybe 15 years ago but it just comes off as try hard now, along with most EAS videos too
>>214361424Imperial Japan said to fight to the last man woman and child.
>>214361467>Translation: I grew up watching 80s movies about fighting against evil commies
>>214361461Monument Mythos
>>214361577never heard of it
>>214361424Imperial Japan encouraged going out fightingif there was really a situation where the US was being overwhelmed but there was a period where the feds maintained control of the airwaves, they'd encourage armed resistancea suicide pact is a Canadian or British type of thing
>>214361424but isn't that the point? that you literally can't resist, so the only option is to kill yourself
>>214361619The only country I can actually see going Jonestown is North Korea.
>>214359180They don't think about things like that. They're young and stupid and think you can just add filters and make things look old. They don't even understand why there's an issue. >Everything was all old and VHS looking back in the past, right? Duuuhhhh.
>>214361583some of them are ok but it goes into this whole retarded narrative, tried toohard at “world building” for me. I submit to the chuds Kane Pixel’s rolling giant:https://youtu.be/wWNMsZ44oocNot sure if this quite fits analog horror but the whole dead mall thing unsettled me
>THE TIME HAS COME>ACCESS TO A SCHEDULE-FREE PHARMACY IS IDEAL>PLACE BOOSTER (HOLE OF SYRINGE) FIRMLY AGAINST UPPER ARM AND PRESS THE PLUNGER UNTIL CONTENTS ARE INJECTED>THANK YOU>JOIN YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR PRESIDENT
>>214361763Kane Pixel is only interesting as far as he has an A24 deal but hasnt made shit. Even the australian zoomers made 2 movies.
>>214361844idgi
>>214357938"analog horror" and "liminal spaces" are the first things that actively made me feel like an out of touch old man watching the kids obsess over cringey shit
>>214361763looks cool
>>214361844
>>214357938How is Late Night with the Devil? I've got it in my backlog and I wonder if I should even keep it on the list
>>214362016it’s worth a watch. wasn’t as good as it was made out to be but it’s at least a 6/10
>>214357938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaUObk1igsQ
>>214361694Only if they had a gun pointed at them. A gun held by their own.And it's as weird as it sounds.
>>214362052The actual horror is that this just exists IRL
>>214362016The only people whos opinion I respect said it was worth it for David Dalmatchians peformance.I no longer respect them.
>>2143620296/10 is still far higher than my average fare
>>214362052wtf man
>>214362052cool>>214362088shutup fag lol
Why did SCP fail?
>>214362153Troons took over.Simple as
>>214362096I’d give it a watch then! I enjoyed it. your scale is probably more stringent than mine, though. for example I actually really enjoyed The Cleansing Hour. somewhat similar premise
>>214362167This. Game over.
>>214358024>A bunch of censored gore and AI generated images>No plot or story, just "the police found all this stuff"This is what zoomers find scary, huh?
>>214361343That's a good one. Well structured and somewhat frightening.
>>214362207I’m watching the previous entries from the creator and there is an overarching narrative. I thought the ending of the video was pretty neat. what do you find spoopy, per chance? I’m looking for something to watch, youtube or otherwise
>>214362307Nta, but Descent always works. Just go for it completely fucking bling.
>>214362185>The Cleansing HourThat was a solid 6/10 by itself. Nothing special, but nothing bad and competently put together.
>>214358429nage 24/7
>>214362167This, but unironically
>>214362350lovely film, I usually rewatch it every year or so. might be about that time again…bit tonight it’s going to be The Damned, Raw File, and maybe Man Bites Dog
>>214362429>Raw FileWhere did you get a rip?
>>214362624couldn’t find one unfortunately. my mom’s Amazon Video account on my tv is gonna have to tank the $3.79 kek
>>214362153>>214362167It was always gay and annoying, and just got more gay and annoying as it expanded. You can't literally just create a fictional universe version of reddit and then act surprised when reddit types end up infesting it.
>>214362207Even zoomers recognize the "police found a thing" videos as the lowest effort crap in the genre.
>>214361361What the fuck are you talking about?
>>214362808Hope the they/them see this bro...
>>214362718Friendly reminder you must be 18 to use this site
>>214364930friendly reminder you can tongue my NEET anus
>>214357938Backrooms is kino even if you contrarians want to deny it
>>214358429Loricbros, squad up
>>214357938there's a really spooky one that's shot like an old-timey home beach video, low res and blurry etc. the dad sets it up and the wife/kids all play in the water for a bit. then a small empty canoe floats into frame and all of them stop what they're doing to stare at it. it approaches the shallows and each of them wordlessly gets into the boat and sits motionless as it slowly floats back out of frame until we see nothing but the ocean until the video ends. love that one
>>214358058Local 58 and Gemini Home Entertainment (MAYBE Greylock if you want a more modern analog horror) are the gold standard for the medium and will never be topped
>>214362167this is actually true and more horrifying than most SCP stories
>>214362016I saw it on Easter in theatres and had a blast Set and setting for sure. It has my favorite depiction of THAT I’ve see so far. Last 10 minutes go hard.
>>214362429Man bites dog is KINO and nobody talks about it anymore
>>214365794agreed, I’ve seen em all and thoroughly enjoyed them>>214366400that’s what I heard! just downloaded it tonight :) god I love being unemployed
>>214366458Hell yeah, it was my first real introduction to the genre/style like 15 years ago have fun
>>214358429Kyne every time she won't stop sucking.
>>214357938Qrd?
>>214366482I look forward to it!>>214366518read the thread unc
>>214362808sorry you're still not a woman
>>214366518it's just a gay video showing some nerd's idea of what it would look like if the US actually managed to get invaded and lose (assuming their citizens will willingly commit suicide, for some reason)made sense for the japs handing out hand grenades to civilians but I feel like feds would sooner give out APCs and rifles and tell people to dig in before they just say "die and give them your land lmao"oh wait fuck
>>214357938wtf is analog horror?
>>214362153SCP wiki has managed to stand the test of time while other horror media/wikis have fallen off or become hot garbage. just look at the backrooms.
>>214357938All of analog horror sucks balls>What if le moon was actually an evil Lovecraftian entity with a cult which kills people when they see it>What if there were weird trees that you needed to throw people at to to save the world from being transported to a whole different dimension and another actor replaced Reagan in the elections but he isn't the real guy but some weird clone copy thing which cured humanity from deafness>What if le heckin' demons won (wow, what a novel concept, not like demonic propaganda is common as fuck nowadays)>What if life were a videogame and you could fall down to infinite rooms where random mold people hunted you downFucking FNaF VHS is more interesting than this crap>>214366619Retard, it's fake. The point of the video is that the weird moon cult that appears later sabotages Local 58 like they always do (fuck they probably control the station tbf) and send out a fake message to make people off themselves for some weird ritual bullshit, and then the station manages to eventually regain control and tell people it's a fake. It's retarded as fuck but tbf all of Local58 is, plus a fucking environmentalist message about le heckin' ozone layer and how we should live in 15 minute cities and eat ze bugz
>>214366748>Retard, it's fakewhere did I ever proclaim it was a real US archive video lmao, get your head out of your ass
>>214366774I mean in universe you tool. In the Local 58 lore it isn't an actual announcement from the US, it's a fake message spread by the moon cult for ritual purposes, like how they also later air a cartoon that encourages kids to lay down in graves and look up at the moon (not kidding)
>>214365794There isn't a single "analog horror" that's of even decent quality. The best one is the fucking flesh pit Jurassic Park one and only because it's not really so much a horror experience but just an autistic amount of effort into making dozens upon dozens of era-appropriate posters and videos of the park.
>>214358429Nice stealth gif.
>>214358429I'm andric as fuck right now.
There's a cool game on steam where you take phone calls from people and you have to guess based off clues and lore what monster they are being invaded by
>>214362153It was fun when they were a few stories with few details but there is too much stuff now, the world they created doesn't work it's too big to be le secret spooky
>>214358429lmao remembering that this dood went on to make the Digital Circus clussy show
>>214366893that one's my favorite too but I'm biased because I wrote a novel in the setting.
>>214357938this but unironically, even other videos from this guy don't even come close
>>214365666Source?
>>214357938>access to a loaded firearm is idealruined by this sentence. access is not only ideal but necessary because otherwise the rest of the instructions don't make any sense. sounds kind of dumb otherwise like they put no effort into writing the last announcement their viewers are supposed to ever see
>>214357938Suicide is a mortal sin though. You wouldn't be joining God.
>>214361844who's this bitch? some pharma ceo?
>>214361574>t. never been to the southThere's nothing realistic about that shit. No matter who it is, if any president tells people to kill themselves, he's gonna get killed himself.It's more likely that a president would tell people to take arms and kill as many of the enemy as they're physically capable. Now that is what Imperial Japan was ordering.
>>214366653A "horror" genre for zoomers to act like old VHS tape effects are scary. Some have interesting stories though. Wouldn't say any have been actually "scary" but some sure kept me engaged nonetheless. Just expect a lot of bad ones for every single good one you find.
>>214367641The whole concept doesn't work in the US.A leftist president would order that people surrender peacefully and that it's for the good of globalism. A right wing president would tell people to start shooting the invaders personally.
There are no faces.There are no faces.
>>214367641>they put no effort into writing the last announcement their viewers are supposed to ever seethey were pressed for time m8
>>214368072According to the video it was a leaked pre-prepared video to be shown in the event of a lost war. They had all the time in the world.
>>214358429Teluge unfortunately
>>214368006holy fucking pol brain please kill yourself this has obviously nothing to do with reality and is an artistic impression why the fuck do you think that this is the appropriate place to throw insults towards the "other team" i don't care i don't even live in the us
>>214357938UHTelevision and filmes?
>>214368162>please kill yourselfNo.Which is my point. Most Americans would also say no.
>>214368006>A right wing president would tell people to start shooting the invaders personally.This already is kind of a scary concept. Would be fucked to see in an emergency broadcast.
>>214368181REALLY???!?!?!?!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE DON'T KILL THEMSELVES EVEN IF YOU ASK KINDLY!!!!DID YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK I THOUGHT AMERICANS WOULD KILL THEMSELVES IF A SCREEN TOLD THEM TO?!????????????well thanks for clearing this up
>>214362052>An actual breakthrough in analog horror. Nothing paranormal: just the pitch black side of society being stumbled upon.>This is the kind of analogue horror that breaks free from the crowd. No surreal imagery, no jump scares, just the dread and anxiety which comes with discovering an illegal marketplace like this.>This is great analog horror. No jumpscares, no supernatural or paranormal, just the seedy underbelly of humanity, full of dread and anxiety.>puts the horror back in analog horror. no jumpscares, just pure dread and anxietyare these all bots?
>>214366748>another actorPut some goddamn respect on James Dean's name zoomlet
>>214368210You seem really upset. My point is if they were trying to do a realistic emergency broadcast of a worst-case scenario then they fucked up. If they tried to do an artistic impression of the US then it only went to show how little they actually knew.A good version would be one of the above two scenarios: instructions to allow the invading soldiers to take control, or instructions on how to kill the soldiers taking control.I'd be absolutely disgusted by a country that just tells people to shoot themselves.
>>214368239not knowing is part of the horror
>>214368260you're a soulless machine with no spark of divinity
>>214368305Anon, if you like the idea of people shooting themselves in the head so much, you should try it yourself.
>>214368326i'm sorry for everyone who has to interact with you
>>214368340Same here. By the way you talk you probably smell like shit and curry. Fuck off, 'jeet.
>>214368361trying too hard
>>214368006What country would most likely have a suicide broadcast?I'd say modern Germany.
>>214357938I remember really liking marble hornets back in the day but i never finished it. Did it fall off or did they stick the landing? Might give it a rewatch if they did
>>214358024>eldritch moon horror attacks earthpretty fuggin cool desu
>>214368455Marble Hornets was retarded as fuck but it got worse and worse and worse as it kept goingStill ended up better than EverymanHybrid or the other series that was cancelled because the creator was a pederast. Honestly kinda sad I know all of these, I really need to forget about all this shit and go watch some good content for once
>>214368239A lot of pseuds like analog horror and say shit like this like they're sipping wine in their mansions. It makes them feel pleased with themselves.I kind of like that video and how it's all about child trafficking and some kind of chemical weapons trade but I'm not sure what the cam footage is all about near the end.
>>214368561Ah shit one of the compounds is adrenochrome. Based
>>214358429Really too big honestly
>>214368455NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB OR GIMME 20 DOLLA
>>214368561You're critical of people's praise but are too stupid to understand context clues.
>>214361763the biggest strength analogue horror has is the unsettling feeling that the weird videos cause you, it's not necessarily having jumpscares, it's more about painting you creepy ideas, while not really knowing the full context so your brain tries to fill the gaps unconsciously, and the old format look awakens those childhood memories of watching vcr tapes when you were by yourself, so in all, the whole format tries to trick you into thinking what you're seeing could be real, especially when you see them reposted on other sites, as if they were recovered from some guy's basement and not produced recently for a youtube channel.the problem is that once one of the videos becomes a hit, the content creators have to start milking them to gather more subscribers, by adding stupid lore, characters, twists, spinoffs or sometimes even creating full wikis about the phenomenon, which completely destroys and dilutes the mystery, turning it into a generic creepypasta.the idea of doing a non fanmade backrooms movie is baffling because it automatically falls into the previous description, no way it can spook you if there has to be a script full of dumb dialogue, retarded characters and a shitty forced cgi monster.
>called "analog horror">is an entirely digital medium
>>214362005Does the boy come with the truck? Can I drink the water?
>>214362153Seekers was better and died before troons found out about it
>>214369207Wait, it was HOLDERS not seekers.
>>214361844you have wild delusions if you think some one as placid and dull as kamala could bother doing anything of the sortshes the IRL female equivalent of the fake colin powell character in Mars Attacks
>>214361343great stuff. also really liked the short slenderman series the same guy made. spookiest one out of all them imo.https://youtu.be/domlSRu34Mk
>>214368260tl;dr>AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>214368260The point is that this has you wondering what kind of invasion is taking place where the most viable outcome is suicide, where killing yourself quickly is more viable than to die fighting back
>>214358024I don't know any of you guys find this sort of thing scary. It's too masturbatory and up is own ass to take seriously. The dark ambient music right as it starts, the text presentation as opposed to just vocalizing the facts for the viewer like a news story. It's abject silliness. Nobody who wants to relay information to you would ever do it like this. Scary things in life aren't scary because they're "supposed" to be scary. They're scary because you can see yourself in the situation and you don't want to die or be maimed.These videos are more like playing an instrument, and that instrument is "analog horror." It's neat, it can even be cool, but not scary.
>>214357938Based but Mandela faces can be spooky>>214358429Feeling ponnish desu
>>214359669I WILL BE WATCHING
>>214368426The fuck are you getting Germany from? People here are very decidedly not comfortable with suicide.
>>214357938Local 58 was cool when it was still operating under the theme of being a TV station where weird shit happens late at night, but then I guess he ran out of ideas for that formatting fairly quickly, so it just started randomly doing shit like cutting to someone's dash cam, or a guy's sky watching home movies. A side note, but Nexpo also kind of made the whole analogue horror thing really cringey with his incessant misuse of...the dramatic pause. Also, what the fuck kind of a sign off is "I love you all"?
>>214357938Get out the way fag.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bo50C1NSHTg
>>214361343It's dead.Let it go
>>214361361>*Tip my fedora
>>214362153Oversaturated.
I'm a James Dean kinda man.
>>214370515You vote like you have some kind of collective suicidal ideation things going on. News stories coming out of germany do carry the suggestion that ethnic germans probably must want to kill themselves.
>>214372120By whom?
>>214358429every day i'm ponnishin
>>214372174No? The ruling party still has Christian in its name. Christians aren't big on suicide, you know. They only want the poor to die.
>>214372186By endless normies, who's want Reddit updooods for their shitty OC's
>>214358024>gay VHS effect on literally everything >no true sense of diegetic vs non diegetic >stupid lazily written slop with faggoty ass character names 8th grade edgelord crap, literally read creepypastas and SCPs with better writing and that says a lot cuz usually they’re SHIT too, guess the internet never changes
>>214358024>loud noise is scaryIt leaves nothing to the imagination, as we all know its more effective motivation of fear than input we receive visually or audibly.
>>214368509Yeah tribetwelve dude is an eye doctor now which seems crazy, he should be in jail honestly Aside from essentially grooming a few minors, he basically made a move on one irl didn’t he?
>>214357938its that easy
>>214372948You're only describing the elements of this genre's style and saying you don't like it. That's not critique, it's just a tantrum.
>>214373114It’s poorly executed. It’s poorly written. I’d rather watch a semi-decent found footage film like Catacombs or even Marble Hornets than a le heckin spoopy powerpoint presentation with digital vhs effects and lazy writing. Everyone knows epistolary is best saved for literature anyway. It got old fast on the screen. tl:dr You are a retarded autistic faggot, and probably born in 2004
>>214373159As Above So Below* but point still stands this analogue horror stuff is boomer whatsapp slop for FNAF fans born 2001-2006
>>214368162>>214368210Underage b&
>>214361424>It is very similar to what Imperial Japan told its citizensAs others have pointed out, your understanding of recent history is extremely flawed.Beyond that, I took it as a more existential threat than "your fellow humans are invading your territory."
>>214372958It's true.>see spoopy thing2spook4me>imagine spoopy thing16spook9me
>>214358429these are just your average sharty nu-variants
>>214357938This one really is great. Imagine locking yourself in the basement, making sure you're surrounded by darkness, and watching this play out while hearing the sirens, screaming, and gunshots outside.
>>214358429There's a *when you nut but she keeps on sucking* joke in here somewhere
I used to like Monument Mythos before he became a tranny and started injecting that shit into his videos
>>214373821It's clearly something so horrific that you don't want to risk being alive and letting it get you.
i like the dinosaur stuff
>>214370515About 32,000 german civilians, mostly women, killed themselves in the final month of WW2 to avoid soviet torture and rapeThat's not counting all the officers who killed themselves to avoid trials
>>214376034thats nothing compared to the 6 million that voluntarily suicided in their work camp pools
>>214357938someone start running this on broadcast tv and see if people do it
>>214362016Skip the intro, it ruins the movie.
