>Destroys his career in 30 seconds
>>214365422Reminder that it's Sam himself making these "le self deprecating" threads. Nobody else gives a third of a fuck anymore.
Could he build a gorilla nest with all the hair he loses?
>>214365422career?
>>214365422>loses control of the conversation >starts chimping out and destroying shitDamn. No wonder /poltv/ loves this unfunny faggot
the secret ingredient to building a gorilla nest is hair from the norwood 3 vertex
>>214365864/tv/ is pro-Harland and always has beenGorilla Nest boy fucked around and found out
>>214365422can't pop a balloon like that if it wasn't always empty
>>214365422He clearly didn't destroy his career since his career for the past decade was being Tai Lopez for slightly edgier kids. He can do literally anything his main audience will still follow him. What happened however, is a total humiliation and a clear evidence to bring up each time Sam will start ranting about being so cool and having all figured out. He was a fucking nerd in a high school - he remains a fucking nerd.
>>214365422>Still harping over this literal nothingGet a fucking life
>>214368289Seriously. The overwhelming majority of people are still at their core the same person they were in middle school and high school. Sure, they can change attitudes, beliefs, appearances, etc, but for most, that's just a shell covering up their true self. Sam tries to distance himself from it by looking like a roided hobo, but he's still the same insecure, awkward, artsy, nerdy /btard twink on the inside, and it doesn't take much for him to start battling to keep that insecurity buried.
>>214365422Most viewed Harland podcast by the way.
>reinvents himself by losing his breath grappling with a 60 year old
>>214368289>>214368510(You) are really embarrasing.
>sam hyde>career
>>214368613You say that like it doesn’t just make the whole situation even worse for Sam kek
>>214368613Who do you think Harland will take out next? Dude is on a rampage
>>214367517thisharland is normpilled
id fight sam hyde and im half his size and smart enough to know that's usually untenable, thats how dumb and weak and slow he is.
>>214365422The more lucrative career for Sam is probably just what he's doing with the grifter podcast thing. He was never meant to have mainstream success. And these days, what does that even mean? MTV awards are on CBS right now, so tv is kind of meaningless anymore. What's even on adult swim these days? He has his patreon followers and he probably always will. That's probably a good living, even if he never gets the respect of people who would watch Harland or Tim and Eric or whoever else he turned off with the gorilla nest shit. The types of people who STILL like Hyde and Gang in 2025 think the gorilla twigs thing was "based".He's been destroying his career for a decade straight. This was just the nail in the coffin for any respectability he had.
>>214368742Sounds about right. He's got too much baggage to be anything bigger than an internet grifter. The more he tries to push it, the more the pedo allegations will resurface and he'll have to talk about it
don't understand whatever he's talking about, don't know who he iswish people would stop pretending that any of these mainstream "comedians" are anything at allThe very idea of watching a standup set alone with no other content seems about the most plebian thing you can do.
>>214368796Content? WTF are you talking about? Sam's not really a stand up but why do you want stand up mixed with something else?
>>214368668Harland, Tom Green, and Norm were all friends because they started around the same time in Canada. I think it turned out that two of them grew up pretty close to each other.
I went out for a walk today and snapped this photo of sam hydes home.
>>214365422Can i get a qrd on this?
>>214368824Standup shouldn't exist in the modern day, skit comedy is vastly superior and further filters out people.
>>214368975Forced meme
>>214368975Sam goes on boomer comedian's podcast. Sam keeps making himself look retarded bringing up /pol/shit unprompted and getting no engagement from boomer. Sam's plan to surround boomer with his toadies to establish dominance backfires because boomer figures out the brown one (not pictured) is retarded and had no comedic chops and zeroes in on him. Sam pulls a hail mary by flipping the boomer's table over, noticeably embarrassing/distressing his longtime partner in comedy Nick Rochefort (guy to sam's right with the red face). The boomer then asks Sam to give his plugs and censors them out in the edit. Says he will attend Sam's show but never went.tl;tl;dr: Sam gets clowned by a boomer and makes a fool of himself basically.
I started watching the Harland Highway Podcasts after Sams episode and it's basically live action Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Honestly worth checking out some episodes.
>>214369160It's just not space ghost without zorak brak and moltar.
Holy shit fuck off.
>>214369253>posts hieroglyphics
>>214369160Yeah I saw the Dusty Slay one and it was weird and hilarious. Sam clearly can't handle that kind of back and forth. He doesn't have the silly sense of humor or the quick wit.
>>214368975>Harland told Sam to build a Gorilla Nest>Sam flew into a fugue state and built the nest using Harland's desk>two tribes of autistic retards will argue over which one of them was really angry in this improvised comedy podcast
>>214367517Sam is chmping out about fafo now>err someone keys your car and you beat their ass>err there could be legal issues>err boomer take much?He should have just made the gorilla nest
>>214368629stfu nerd
>>214365422>>214369379>seasoned and experienced comedian runs rings around a youtube grifter sending him into a ragethere's nothing complicated about it
>>214368510sammy boy caught hiv, he's looking gaunt these days
>>214370285As far as I'm aware, sam hasn't said anything about what happened besides it was a bit (which Harland denied). What can he really say though?>uhhh sorry I got outclassed and chimped out as a result. I will now make a gorilla nest so we can all put this behind us haha....
2017... I am forg- huh? O-Oh, I mean... 2025... shit.
>>214365422wha happun
>>214370393I never knew what this was from and always assumed it was SNL because it kind of looks like that ugly Jew one. Turns out it was some NYC public access program. How the fuck do you find something like that?
>>214368289Who the fuck is tai lopez
imagine making seething over sam hyde nationalism winning your entire lifedo anything else
>>214365422Sam flipping the table was actually the least embarrassing part of the show. Him sperging about seed oils and constantly accusing Harland of being Jewish to the point they had to restart the show four times was way more embarrassing. The part that actually destroyed his career was when he asked Harland to tell him when he was joking and when he was being serious, which was a direct quote from Ian Jomha during his Sam Hyde documentary.
Is it true null is a pdfile?
>>214370581It was called The Special Without Brett Davis. It had many great episodes all of which are available to watch.
>>214370707>The Special Without Brett DavisI know, I found that out recently as I said. I think I thought it was pic related originally>It had many great episodesI watched some clips and didn't like it. I am from a land intrinsically opposed to NYC and probably biased towards disliking things from there.
>>214370638Remember to dono at least 10k to Sam Defence Fund. If you can't then get a skill and then dono. Dono at least hundred dollars. Dono and get Hyde crypto and gamble. At least dono skill dono dono
>>214368510dunno m8, I was fat in highschool and fixed on that, now its gone and I dont really think about it anymore
>>214365550>Sam himself making theseI don't think so. People jump to the antagonistic advertising theory far too often now. There are a lot of people out there who legitimately will agree with any idea that they see repeatedly posted. >Nobody else gives a third of a fuck anymore.Correct, although I'd go as far as to say no one really ever gave a fuck. As with many of the worthless spam threads we get, they're created by one autist.
>>214370924Sam's antagonistic marketing is always obvious and always revolves around "he's not funny!" and then "oh, but he IS" and then you see links being spammed about whatever he just put out or put out in the past.In the Harland case Sam didn't even link to that shit on his X when he links to virtually all of his other podcast appearances. Sam knows he fucked up and was exposed as a faggot fraud.
>>214370707>>214370755/pol/tards lost their minds over it in 2015 because they perfectly ridiculed their e-daddies Milo, Sam hyde and others in one episode.
>>214370956How's the weather in Bombay?
>>214370986spotted a seething shill
>>214370975>/pol/tards lost their minds over itI seem to remember spam threads of that picture with that quote without context. Very much like these threads actually.
>>214369047nice cope
>>214368847Remember when Tom Green got drunk and passed out on stream and Harland climbed over his fence to check on him in a comedic way while also probably being seriously concerned for his friend? Classic. You think Sam would climb over his fence to check on a passed out Charls? Hahah nigga couldn't even build a gorilla nest, he'd leave his boy to die for sure, and then spout some self-help grift about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to make something of yourself when you're passed out drunkenly on stream.
>>214368975nosy
>>214371073Sam would climb in and take Charls' shoes and wallet.
>>214368975Hyde went to a normie boomer podcasts, boomer made few dad jokes and Hyde had a fucking meltie, because he cannot take any pressure outside of his safespace. He tried physical intimidation when he had absolutely nothing else left, but boomer was just laughing at him while Hyde was shaking and breathing heavily.It was peak embarrassment.
>>214371095>the Harland meldown>Extreme Piece of Shit>Glazing Spic Fuentes to slurp up Groyper bucks>Embarrassing Christian LarpSam's batting average has tanked.
Can someone just post a link because I don't care enough to search for it
>>214371274No
>>214371274These threads are solely for one fag to spam his Sam Hyde folder and say a few canned phrases. If you actually want to see it you're going to have to look it up.
>>214365422I WAS ROIPED
>>214371417Sam deserves all the hate he gets.
>>214371274open wide lil niggahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU&pp=ygUZc2FtIGh5ZGUgaGFybGFuZCB3aWxsaWFtcw%3D%3D
>two guys having fun on a comedy podcast>audience has a melty over who "won"
>>2143711761.1 million views is tanking in a month?
>>214371469>>214371046
>>214371453That was gay and boring as shit
>>214370393Is this dj doug pound or supposed to be him I don't understand the picture
>>214368958>shits in his own nestyep thats sams for sure
>>214371176Who sucked whose dick after this podcast?
>>214371453>wix.com promotionAn Israeli company.
>>214365422I hate how dysgenic everyone in this picture is and that's just a frame. Who actually watches this shit? Whoever you are, get a fucking grip on your life jesus christ
>>214371027Yeah it was literally the opposite of what trannycels claim happened
>>214370359He could have just made the gorilla nest in the first place. Unfortunately "man acts silly" is something Sam thinks makes you gay. He simultaneously wants to be a funnyman and intimidating which is borderline incongruous.
>>214371482>Marty Mcfly explaining to Trotzki why communism is bad and the latter doesn't give a fuck as he is lighting his cuban cigar
>>214368510I'm not even the same person I was five years ago.
>>214371911>Marty Mcfly>Martino De La VolarFTFY
I mean, pretty much. He made a mistake of doing this right after fucking over fishtank.>wp2 flop>fuck over fishtank through incompetence>gorilla nest table flip>jet gets outed by people on twitter for wasting time trying to fuck contestants instead of doing anything to fix the showwhy should we give a fuck about what Sam is doing at this point? him and Jet had lightning in a bottle and lost it. Time to hang it up.
>>214372100What kinda of smooth moves was that slavic retard putting on?
>>214365422Sam makes his own content, so who is dropping him exactly?
>extreme peace is dogshit>made charls suck a dildo>gorilla nest incident>jet is a sex traffickerwho the fuck still likes mde at this point
>>214372142who knows, the women he vets have mental problems.
report eceleb threads as off topic.
>>214372199any fans that haven't corralled into his cult who can see the benefit of the doubt factor for him has evaporated
>>214365550You underestimate the unbridled autism of the type of people who obsess about minor celebrities and topics that they have absolutely no power over whatsoever. Go to /biz/ and you will see the same anons posting dozens or times daily for years on end about the same topics to a dozen or so other people.These people are deeply unwell and genuinely believe they are fighting a holy crusade against their enemies. The reason they post here is that they're banned from normal sites over persistent harassment.
>>214372290t.
>>214365422Be cautious and don't click on any links in these threads
>>214365422How many times do you think Sam has replayed this incident in his mind?I'm getting jonah hill vibes
>>214365422to be fair i haven't paid attention to mde since fishtank season 1, so, for me, his career was over long before this
Sam?You're a faggot.Sorry about your dried out sliced up pepperoni coloured penis with two different shades of skin, you nasty ass Trotsky looking kiddy diddling bitch.
How's the game going sam?
Burt just marky posted again and more of Jet’s grooming texts were leaks. Is it over for real this time MDEchuds?
>>214372641>Is it over for real this time MDEchuds?Yes this is it. I can feel it. His empire of hate is going to crumble
>>214367517Harland is shit and he shits on norm every chance he gets over a petty grudge.t. guy who watched the other podcasts
>>214367517>always has beenNobody here talked about him before the marketing push that started recently. At most he was "that guy who used to have minor roles in movies like half baked"
>>214372777harland knew norm. you didn't. mind your tone
>>214365422Sam has destroyed his own career like 5 times already I don't think he really cares anymore.
>mention gorillas>sam goes bananas
>>214368958kek
genuine MDE fans would cite fishtank's lower moments as what truly blackpilled Sam after he got back on his feet, Sam wasn't exactly killing it with The Great War type content, but Fishtank had some fairly high legal costs (and the people are a mentally mixed bag, some bad contestants, Jet going full sexpest)The Harland incident was "bad" mostly because it released the same week as Extreme Peace (wp2) a project that was gassed up for half a decade and of the 20 or so skits maybe 4 had some real charm. Nick's reactions during the podcast also made people think at the time that Sam was BOMBING but afterwards they kind of hinted at hating this boomer industry type guy. They are already blacklisted there will never be a majorly produced movie or televised show with the 4 ever, although Eric (despite being construction God) literally deserves a chance at a real role. Eric can act, Charls as well they have some real cultivated skill in humor and timing, Sam is a great writer but his political lens removes a lot of the humor. I dont blame Sam because the blackpill just does this to jokes and humor you dont really feel like joking when your Maslow Hierarchy is sacrificed for freakshows
>>214365422You look raped
>>214370986I hope he sees this bro
>genuine MDE fans
>>214373178>Jet going full sexpestRedpill me on this
>>214373178>Sam is a great writerThe only thing Sam can write effectively are autistic screeds, he is incapable of writing a good skit or joke.
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