>>214368749
It was fun and I'd do what he did. I interviewed the writer who wrote the book it was based on. He told me he absolutely hated hated writing his very first stories on his first typewriter.

The movie script used was one of 5 optional scripts, he chose the one filmed as he thought it was the best version.

>>214368840
When and Where did you interview him

I don't understand why he jumped to egypt. He hates sand and it gets everywhere.

>>214368749
I would get to work much faster, so I would be able to use the free time to play some video games and maybe watch a movie sometimes.

>>214369064
why would you need to work you can just teleport into bank vaults and just stacks of cash

>>214369096
After you get past a certain age, there's nothing really left for you to do besides work. You can feel needed, AND important, AND in control, and even get some money for it instead of being a fucking criminal.

>>214369124
Why work If I can just travel the world Like he did

>from the director of Peanut Butter and the writer of Chocolate

>>214368749
I'd probably do the same thing he did with his power, but I found his character to be pretty annoying because he never learns from his mistakes. At no point does he do anything to protect himself from the guys shooting electricity at him when he previously teleported just to get a diving suit so he could go surfing.

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>>214368749

It's a great movie. Director Doug Liman is underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcM7jrRBMzY

>>214369139
Meh, you'll understand when you're older. It's all the same shit everywhere.

>>214369124
I don’t believe it. There’s no way I’d choose to work if not working was an option.

Never seen it. Avoided because of crappy reviews.
Should I watch it? Critics were wrong about In Time. That shit was fun, even if dumb.

>>214368749
Find some abandoned bunker in the woods. Weld it shut, but install vents. Teleport shit into it. Starlink solar-powered bunker NEET. Hunting would be much easier.

>>214369338
It's a fun movie and it shows my favourite depiction of how a teleportation superpower should be. If I could have three I would choose this movie's version of teleportation, being indestructible and having a healing touch.

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>>214368749
I prefer the original jumper. And if you don’t want to see me again I would understannnnn eee annnnnee and….

>>214369124
Nice try shlomo

>>214369171
meh you'll understand when you've read a history book. it's not at all the same shit everywhere

>>214370072
meh you'll understand one day that reading is gay. Once you have read one bok you have read them all.

>>214368749
Haha imagine if someone like McVeigh had those powers. Now that would be wacky.

>>214369338
Very fun "male power fantasy" flick, MC went from a chump to an untouchable criminal living the dream but then the second half of the movie came and you know, you can't have fun, bad (white) guy needs to learn accountability and be punished etc etc + romance slop albeit some kino scenes and some narrative that some people can dig are still present

>>214369338
Adding to what most people have already praised about the movie, watching it fills your head with all the untapped kino potential the director never explored.

>>214368749
Hated the christfag villains, how did they even find out he had powers in the first place

>>214368749
Jamie Bell is relentlessly handsome

Basically be the red guy from the X-Men prequel
Just teleport dudes into the middle of the Pacific

>>214368749
>No sir, I don't think it's wise to make New Palestine just wall them in and take them out

>>214368749
Rape

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>you know, I was in this film too

>>214371747
>how did they even find out he had powers in the first place
They investigated for years, following his crimes, and that's what would happen irl.

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>>214368749
>would you do if you had is powers

Film would have been more interesting if they hadn't introduced random christian antiteleport men
I want to know how a guy who can teleport would spend his life
How would he launder the money? He can teleport but that doesn't mean he knows how to handle that much money
What happens when banks put CCTV in their vaults and he inevitably gets spotted?
How do you arrest him if he can just disappear? There would be an international manhunt for a magic teleporting man

>What would you do if you had his powers?

Rape. Wait, sorry, I thought this was the Hollow Man thread. Nevermind still rape.

>>214369124
>After you get past a certain age, there's nothing really left for you to do besides work
lmao what the fuck
>being a slave is your highest ambition
you know you can work for yourself, and...
how about... oh, I don't know... having kids?

>>214372676
>>214372767
Assuming he doesn't get caught doing the action of teleporting on camera (i.e. he always "jumps" off-frame) it'd actually be a pretty interesting case from detective and prosecution's perspective
>We have him on tape stealing from the vault, we even found a few hairs that were confirmed to be his
>But we also have him on tape at a bar LITERALLY a thousand miles away only a few minutes later. He's even wearing the same clothes!
>We checked the hospital records, he isn't a twin
>We had a tech team check the videos, the timestamps are accurate and there was no editing involved
>What the fuck happened here?

Even if we went with this idea >>214372704
>We have his DNA from the victim's rape kit
>But we also have his DNA from where he spat on the ground outside the bar 1000 miles away a few minutes earlier/later

>>214372676
>How would he launder the money?
You simply buy stuff with cash.
>What happens when banks put CCTV in their vaults and he inevitably gets spotted?
Police starts looking for you but you can be anyone anywhere on the planet, you're relatively safe.
>How do you arrest him if he can just disappear?
Apparently a taser does the job, and I assume some sort of Faraday cage would be used to keep the teleportman in cell.

>>214372676
>What happens when banks put CCTV in their vaults
Wear a mask, do it in countries far away from you and preferably always different countries. That should make sure they don't even figure out what's going on in the first place, but you could also try doing it at relatively small banks out of the way that are unlikely to be decked out. Even small towns need banks.
Hardest part would be scoping them out without getting spotted actually.

>>214372676
>What happens when banks put CCTV in their vaults and he inevitably gets spotted?
are you retarded? wear a mask and gloves, and even if leave DNA it's one guy out of 7 billions on the planet
anyway there are countless ways to hack life semi-legally. I'd personally open a restaurant or cafè, get the food done in some shithole where the food is good and dirt cheap, and charge twenty times what I actually spend to get it. and this is just one example

>>214372676
>What happens when banks put CCTV in their vaults and he inevitably gets spotted?
We end up with the "Death Note" fallacy where people say he would get caught.
Okay, convince a jury that the same guy, withing a two hour difference managed to phase through the walls of three different banks. How? Your honour, magic or something, put him in prison?

>>214373826
If you really wanted to throw people off, you could do it all in one far away country, and always teleport in from nearby the bank on camera. Teleport nearby a couple times after the robbery and hope you get caught on camera again.
If you really think it's inevitable that your powers will get sussed out this is the best way to fight it, pretend you can only teleport short distances.
You could also pretend you can only phase through walls but it's harder to pull off.

They should have had the scene from the book where the leads fuck for the first time and the girl is all like “wow you sure this is your first time?” and the faggit mic responds
>I read a lot
Jesus…

>>214368749
It's a fun, light and entertaining movie and I miss this type of movies. Back in the day you always had some cool short action films with linkin park on soundtrack, and they didn't aim at becoming a cinematic universe or even to get sequels.

>>214372676
I liked the introduction of the second jumper and how he had a lot more sophisticated way of utilizing his ability comparing to Anakin. He had a remote hidden base in the middle of nowhere with surveillance and shit. That was cool

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>>214368749
>would you do if you had is powers
tell you what I'd do man... I'd jaunt around to impress some fine ladies being all like "check this shit out, Im the Nightcrawler" as I leave behind a cloud of acrid black smoke then they'd be all coughing for their lives and so impressed that I'd finally do two chicks..at the same time

Not sure there'd be much to do after having the rest of your life secured having gotten money, outside of fucking around exploring the world, going from a random rooftop in Vegas to a random rooftop in Hokkaidō and the like. The issue would be for people that get bored easily and would try to abuse their powers more and more until they'd fuck up and either be found out, caught or end up dead.

>all of these wagies imagining committing petty crime with teleportation ability
you wouldn't even need money with this power. most money goes toward bills which you wouldn't have. no need for transportation, no need for permanent shelter because there's free shelter all over the place if you know where it is, etc. even food is free in the right places if you really don't want to hustle, though you still could and it would be much easier being able to teleport. instadoordash and chill

>>214374719
>Hokkaidō
this anon has mastered the blade...

>>214374719
Creating a better world perhaps. Stopping criminals, scaring world leaders. Become a deterrent, a walking nuke.
>Start a war again and I'll teleport you inside a wall

>>214375082
>scaring world leaders
Just kill them instead

>>214375212
They would just be replaced, we just want to keep them doing good.

>>214375240
keep killing them until you get an actual good one and not another evil one who's just doing good things because you threatened them.

>>214375050
>no need for permanent shelter because there's free shelter all over the place
You would still want a home sweet home, sleeping in museums or whatever and eating at night in restaurant kitchens gets boring in the long run imo.

>>214375370
This

I used to jerk off to the sex scene in Rome

>>214373020
>from detective and prosecution's perspective
I've always wondered how early super natural crimes would be prosecuted. I assume some version of we know it's him. You know it's him. We don't know how, but that doesn't mater. The law doesn't need a how. Only a motive and proof they did it.
Like jumper would be brought down by marked bills. Then charged with possession of VS theft. He would jump away of course but would mostly live on the run.

>>214368936
it was an AMA, I may have slightly exaggerated

>>214368749
My friend refused to watch Looper because his girlfriend thought it sounded like Jumper so it must be similar.

>>214376492
I like Jumper but I don't like Looper.

>>214376492
I was very disappointed that Looper was not a spinoff of Jumper

>>214368749
6/10 fun if forgettable flick. I'd probably just travel around, grab authentic Japanese ramen whenever I feel like. I guess you could just teleport into a bank vault, load up a duffle bag with cash then teleport half the planet away to fund my escapades

>>214368974
He wanted to prove he could beat Sam Jackson on his own turf

>steal a lot of money
>go to a random south american jungle
>pay top dollar to create a compound in the middle of nowhere
>unassailable shit, like big ass walls, and make it triple, wall then 10 yards then wall and again
>Very thic walls
>Basically create an impenetrable perimeter first
>Teleport materials inside
>Teleport chinese workers, or from a different south american country
>Pay them to make a rape dungeon, fancy, comfortable
>Install signal jammers in my compound
>Make both contractors have a special phone, I may need to do renovations/a different compound in the future, if they worked well and did a good job, or did extra (like they installed extra stuff I haven't thought of in my dungeon or did extra work on those walls to make them sturdier or something)
That's basically all I need

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>>214372301
Jumperfags don't even know that Anakin and Bilson were studio demanded replacements for the original leads.

Anybody know who the original actors were without Googling?

>>214376886
Teresa Palmer and some British dude who was hot at the time, think he starred in that film about gambling with Kevin Spacey.

>>214369096
>you can just teleport into bank vaults and just stacks of cash
why even bother with the middleman? the point of money is to exchange it for things, but you could just warp in and take the things while remaining under the radar as opposed to banks being mysteriously robbed and raising high alert.

>>214377448
That's what the other jumper does, he grabs a car when needed, why bother owning it.

>>214377448
>>214369096
>anon gets godly magica powers
>"If i steal less than 80k from the bank I can fit into my 401k bracket without the 0.5 tax deduction..."

>>214368749
Too unbelievable, theres no way you could hunt down someone who could teleport at will like that.

>>214369124
I hate work and the reason I don't want to be a criminal is because I don't want to harm my species and cheat other people, not because of some post-moral ego trip. I don't care at all about status or feeling important or having a place.
>>214372767
>>214369984
>theft advocates call work advocate a slave and a jew
It's funny because I thought his post would be the dumbest in the thread, then you come along immediately and one-up the retardation
Anyways
>>214368749
OP I'd get a job as a special courier and just wait until a minute before I was supposed to arrive to tele there

>>214376795
How dull. I'd teleport chinese OLs in to build me the impenetrable fortress and make them strip and just watch them build and tell them to build faster and laugh and twirl my moustache and crack a whip. Since I'm being evil after all.

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I liked the movie, it was entertaining. Assuming I wouldn't be hunted, I'd just hire other jumpers like me and start a logistics business. The movie makes a point of being able to jump both yourself and other humans and objects, therefore I would just jump shipping containers all around the world and make lots of cash legally. No need to break the law if you have literal magic powers with no downside.

>>214378043
>find their identity
>find out where they live
>fill in their apartment with solid brick and mortar

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>>214377597
That is kinda neat. Hayden is living in posh real estate condos. And the other Leaper is hiding in caves with just a refrigerator and a microwave.
This movie really does have levels.

Side Question:
>"Would you... still?"
but remember she's a proud size queen now

>>214378210
Wouldn't work, the government would not allow you to freely live like that. They would want to experiment on you or at least prevent you from getting caught by their enemies and being forced to teleport nukes and shit.

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>>214378373
>Assuming I wouldn't be hunted
>would not allow

Well then I'm inna woods buddy, and spend all my free time jumping into famous people's homes when they're away and use their WIFI to shitpost on 4chan for the lulz.

>>214378446
Now that's an interesting idea, use your powers to get ahold of powerful peoples phones and say crazy stuff on twitter to start international conflicts.

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>>214378499
I would jump into everyone's home while you're on the pooper and put https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U on repeat at full volume on all your computers and phones until you stop hunting me.

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>>214368749
>nooo don't shit in my mouth emma watson that's so disgusting

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Why doesn't /tv/ find 40+ yr old women attractive?

Bella Ramsey doesn't want your dick. But Rachel Bilson does. JUMP up and date her, cowards!

>>214378932
>Why doesn't /tv/ find 40+ yr old women attractive?
>
>Bella Ramsey doesn't want your dick. But Rachel Bilson does
This is where you are wrong, those women are still hyper picky. Maybe 10% less picky than the 20 year olds but they would still turn their nose up at most of us. As long as the government is here to play their daddy they have no real need for men.

>>214378671
lol

>Travel the world, see any place i want, basically tourism but at its absolute best
>Teleport into houses n shit, i always had this weird obsession/interest of wanting to know whats inside that building or how it looks inside
>Kill every single world leader in like 10 minutes for shits and giggles, leave a paper saying the will of (catholic) God will be fullfilled
>Also threaten a bunch of powerful people to further my agenda(not just politicians, id scare gamedevs into changing their games into ways i want them to)
And thats just the things off the top off my head. But im pretty sure the best part would be waking up in a queen size bed in a 5star hotel in new york, getting breakfast in paris, going to several mountains all over europe, asia and america, having lunch in an authentic burger joint in the us, sightseeing japan, rural china, wildlife reserves in africa, and finally ending the day with dinner in a beautiful restaurant in italy.

>>214379307
>rural china
What extreme fetish is that?

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>>214368749
He’s literally me.

>>214370174
Thanks for sharing, roastie.

>>214379423
no fetish, china has an unfathomably beautiful natural enviroment, most of asia does really. Id also go to south east asian beaches n shit, those big rocks coming out of the ocean are really cool and i wanna get on top of them and look out to the horizon.
Id also fuck with seamen by bringing them fresh mcdonalds n shit, id also definitly visit tibetan monks in a lost temple or smth

>>214379599
>natural enviroment,
That's not what "rural" means but I get it, you want to see mountains and shit, not squalid farmlands haunted by malnourished chinksects kept in slavery after losing their social credit points.

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>>214379029
If that's true Rachel needs rape correction for the good of mankind. I mean, I'd JUMP her bones, wouldn't you guys?

They should adapt Griffith's story.

>>214379951
Prequel?

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>>214378373
>teleport nukes
Now you're thinking with portals.

>>214379974
I suppose you could call it that. That novelist wrote it as a tie in for the movie about the character. It's way better than the original book imo.

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>>214380164
The YouTube Red sequel was about rape.

Be careful what you retards wish for ya just might get it.

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>>214368749
sad how they are unable to reproduce kino like this anymore

>>214368749
as others have said taking money from banks would be too risky. i would either go directly to the source and steal money from the bureau of engraving and printing in DC and steal money from there, find a way to change the printing record so it would go un-noticed, or i would just steal famous artwork thats locked up in rich people's vaults or houses they don't visit often, stuff that normally gets stolen, so it doesn't cause any major investigations.

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>>214379951
They did, in the tie-in videogame.

>>214368749
I love it, because of all it's flaws, it was still fun, because it's what I would do, except that hero part. With powers like that, you can change the world for lulz.

>>214380971
>or i would just steal famous artwork thats locked up in rich people's vaults or houses they don't visit often, stuff that normally gets stolen, so it doesn't cause any major investigations.
1. that shit doesnt get normally stolen
2. to whom would you sell it? i dont think you know any of the people who not just could, but would buy a stolen painting

The tv show with the blonde girl named Henry was cool. Nightcrawler from x men and the book the stars, my destination have intrigued me with teleportation for years.

>>214381222
art gets stolen all the time. you're right, it would be hard to find a buyer, but i bet teleporting to parties all around the world would eventually net you a connection. that or the dark web.

>>214381260
anon, 99% of the darkweb are honeypots. the fbi runs like almost every single child porn site on the planet.

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>>214380926
>Dakota
Yum

>>214380926
MCU stuff really blocked out all the 'weird powers not quite superheroes' type films. If you'd have asked me in 2012 if this is how it would have gone down, I'd have said there would be more money for films like Push or Jumper.

>>214368749
Would've been better if Jamie Bell was the main guy

>>214381507
this is a christensen board
that was indeed not his best acting though

>>214369402
That fugitive living in the woods was found by some random hunter.

>>214381703
He married a billionaire

>>214380971
I'd blink into fort knox and steal a bunch of gold then melt it down and reshape it. I doubt they take inventory of that place enough to notice 2-3 of the 147,000,000 ounces of gold go missing now and then.

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>>214381488
It didn't help that Jumper stands apart as an exception to how bad most of these types of movies were.

>>214382462
I won't argue that, most of them were bad. But then you'd get a few that were pure kino. They don't make them enough nowadays for the kino to have a chance.

I guess we did get a lot of 'weird powers at a weird school' shows on streaming a few years ago (Umbrella Academy was maybe the high point there, and Wednesday is reprocessing a lot of that energy right now).

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>>214382462
That movie starred a girl from the Real World Cancun and she cheated on her boyfriend and the movie filmed her fucking dudes

She also starred in "The Ruins" which is kino. But I'd bet my house Jena is a bigger whore than this blonde girl.

>>214377677
lmao

>>214378135
>It's funny because I thought his post would be the dumbest in the thread, then you come along immediately and one-up the retardation
Work does not make you a slave, but you or that other poster clearly holds a worldview which does not include being an owner of anything or working autonomously. It's as if the original post can't even comprehend it. And there are apparently no loftier goals than grinding away indefinitely for the sake of it? Thus, slave mentality.

>>214368749
>What did /tv/ think of this film would you do if you had is powers
I'd:
Kill everyone involved in journalism
Kill everyone involved in hollywood
Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
Kill everyone involved in banking
Kill everyone involved in government
Kill everyone involved in the music industry
Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
Kill everyone involved in big pharma
Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
Kill everyone involved in the property industry

>>214382462
Even so, I really do miss that 2010s era before capeshit blew up and blocked out the sun for everything else.

>>214382599
Eh.. web design? Pretty please?

>>214380926
This movie is actually one of my favorite. I love and miss that seedy early 2000s Hong Kong adventure aesthetic with a tall white protagonist wearing a long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up. THAT was our peak

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>>214368749
Rape Bitches with timestop and get away with it.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>214369096
fuck being a criminal, I'd just teleport to the moon and bring some rocks back. you could also go to mars and collect samples

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>>214368749
>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.
>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.
>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.
>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.
>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.

>>214383035
>moon
>Mars
Sir, his jump scar... it leads directly to Nevada!

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>>214383056
I always wondered how they met. Turns out she's been fucking him (while married) since the "To Do List".

It's why Rachel says she was "devastated" after the "3 month romance". She's probably the one whtold Aubrey's husband to kill himself.

>>214369124
Bro I hope you're baiting

>>214375082
You could easily just be shot by a sniper or something when your guard is down. Making powerful enemies would be a bad idea.

>>214383035
>teleports to the moon
>the pressure and temperature difference instantly kills you
Great idea.

>>214369096
You cant do this since they track the serial codes on the bills.

>>214383414
That's what money laundering is for...

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>>214368749
>Can teleport anywhere
>Still gets easily caught everytime

>>214368749
>What did /tv/ think of this film would you do if you had is powers

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>>214383412
The character can only teleport to places he's been to before. Did you even watch the movie?

>>214383437
>/tv/tard thinks he is in Breaking Bad'

>>214383459
First, it wasn't my idea to teleport to the Moon.
Second, it's anywhere he's SEEN (which is why he also uses pictures).

How would you actually steal money? Because banks don't actually have shelves filled with cash and even something like gold bars will be locked behind triple locks. You could probably steal electronics and try to sell it, but it's harder than you think and you won't became a millionaire overnight.

>>214383459
>Humper

>>214383056
Based Hayden. Fuck women.

>>214381736
He was stealing from the hunters, don't shit where you eat.

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I always loved the idea of teleportation as a power, but this movie fumbled it almost as bad as X-Men did Nightcrawler

>>214383704
When banks get robbed, it's usually the storage boxes that get raided, not the actual cash.

>>214383704
You could steal from the Loomis trucks as they're doing their deliveries. Or just teleport directly into Fort Knox and grab a few gold bars. Plenty of options.

>>214383934
>Or just teleport directly into Fort Knox and grab a few gold bars
Who's gonna tell him?

>>214383056
source? can anakin really not make his girl cum?

Shitty adaptation even by adaptation standards. The book has him catching terrorists, no magical negroes.

You can't jump from the IRS thougheverbeit

>>214383848
snood

>>214368749
I wouldn't be cold in the winter

>>214380926
camilla? she was so fucking hot, wheres she?

>>214368749
Zillow postings.

>>214374071
You get cool points for calling it jaunting but those girls would freak out and report you.

>>214376423
on plebbit.
well, I saw a screenshot of it.
on someone else's phone.
that was in a fictional film.
that I saw the script of.
in an article in a newspaper.
on someone's lap on the train.
in a photo my friend showed me.
on a library computer.

>>214376795
>chinese workers
>impenetrable fortress falls into powdery lumps the first time it rains

>>214375050
It would inevitably turn out similar to this movie. Odds are you aren't the only one with the powers. Have others had it before in the past? Present? Future? Lots of research and experiments to test the extent of it. After acquiring money, you would probably also get doctors and scientists to run tests on you. You'd probably live a monk-type lifestyle as you learned more and more about the powers. You'd have to debate letting anyone know because people would want to try and replicate it.

>>214377677
americans are mentally ill

>AHEM
the amount of female posters on this thread is sickening and disturbing, and makes the whole thing stink like rotting uterine walls.
go to crystal cafe you fucking boring cunts

>>214369124
>>214369171
this is a broken down and well conditioned wage slave

>>214368749
Become a travel vlogger, but eventually someone would probably figure out that you never passed through customs or your purchases wouldn't make sense geographically.

>>214369338
>Should I watch it?
Why the fuck do you idiots keep entering threads where people are actually discussing the movie or show and then ask this?
What do you think these people are gonna answer?
What the fuck else are you gonna do? It's completely free to watch a movie. You lose nothing. If you don't like it you can turn it off. Just fucking watch it??

>>214383030
Self sabotage is the worst nerf.

>>214372676
Yeah this basically. Interesting premise that goes in the complete wrong direction. It's one of those movies that makes you feel like your idea is better than the filmmaker's.

>>214372704
Teleportation would be far more helpful in raping than invisibility.

>>214383056
because she fried her hormone system with pills, burnt the end of her clit off with a 800rpm vibrator, and never loved any of the men she let use her hole

>>214383507
they accept USD in saudi arabia, just pop over there and use it to buy gold

>>214382599
do law as well
and anyone involved in (((ngos)))

>>214383848
Opening scene of X-Men 2 bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gay4V1yBBPc

>>214372676
That's basically the original premise. The Templars were made up for the film franchise.

>>214382374
to save millions.

>>214383030
The women that cancelled Max Landis

>>214383838
No.he wasnt. Some random douchebag accidentally foundbhis bunker and reported it. The hunter had no idea he was a fugitive. He just didn't like someone living in the woods.

>>214384244
Hmm... I'll have to think about it some more.

>>214382599
If you were a jumper you wouldn't have any issues with any of these because you wouldn't be a coward hiding from the world in your fictional fantasy worlds that these people are ruining for you currently.

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>>214382622
This movie was like the origin story of a superhero.

>>214384202
all the women are now wondering how I know, when they try so hard to conceal their presence.
you're about as convincing as a t****y

>>214368749
if I had this power.
I would take impossible creepshots of celebrities. And then publish them for free.

>>214384385
I watched that because someone here said I should, and it wasn't good or memorable.
i just remember the usual pointless tantrums.
the problem is, I can't remember if I liked anything in it.

>>214384385
I cried when the chud died.

If I had jumper powers I would jump

>>214369338
Yeah. It's a fun movie. It's not great, but it's not bad.

>>214384254
how does the mc realistically overcome this

>>214383704
>steal state secrets
>sell for bitcoin

>>214384104
and actually it was a dream all along

>>214384423
It was a teen movie. It was set up well for a sequel. It could have matured from an angsty teen supernatural powers movie.

>>214383957
fort knox literally only exists to be the U.S. gold bullion depository. the gold is still there, it's just not attached to our current fiat ponzi scheme currency anymore.

>>214384632
but how do you get real money?

>>214384507
just don't be a victim of childhood abuse lol

>>214384701
get this: people will give you obscene amounts of real world currency for bitcoin

>jump pure columbian cocaine to any euro country and sell it to some dealer

Id steal an Astronaut suit, find out where every single nuke in the world is, jump them all to Mars, then tell the world that whoever finds them first can have them. I'd use a couple to get rid of some problem children like Pyongyang and Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Mecca, though.

>>214384396
>>214384751
the hero we need

>>214383704
>>214383889
>>214383934
>>214383957
>>214384694
You guys are retarded. You don't steal from banks, it's a federal crime. You definitely don't steal from Fort fucking Knox. You steal from private all-cash businesses. Weed dispensaries, cash 4 gold places, etc. Tons of money/valuables that the business has no way to track once you take it and which would not get the attention of the feds.

>>214384795
but all the villains steal from banks in my cartoons and that's all i know

>>214369402
>Teleport shit into it.
Indian detected. everyone else would be more concerned with teleporting it out

>>21436940
you would go through all that trouble just to do the same shit you do now which is hiding from the world and playing video games

>>214384763
faggot detected

>>214384662
I really don't remember it, I only watched it a couple of years ago but nothing stuck. something about them being in a street and screaming at each other. police after then, bla bla and someone's shot.
too many "realistic" superhero things around.
the film is coming back to me now, something about a darkie being angry for no reason

>>214384795
they can't track the gold you steal after you melt it down, anon.

>>214384875
is there any reason why not to?
given the amount of people doing it, it must be a reaction to how sick and awful the world has been made of late.

>>214384977
can't melt gold without a giant furnace which are all tracked by the feds anyway. they'd just run through the list of a few hundred furnaces and see which one has recently been set to gold mode and you're done.

>>214384977
That's what I said you blathering moron. Do you not know how to read? An ESL? Maybe you're one of these 1.6 billion Indians I hear so much about that are apparently waggling around my internet with a turd hanging from their chapped unwashed sphincters? You know what I'd do with my Jumper power? I'd go to your house and one by one jump every single person inside 50 feet in the air one after another.

>>214385025
wat

You can melt it with a microwave.

>>214384716
that happened in Chronicle?

>If I had jumper powers I would kill journalists and nuke cities !!
what the fuck is wrong with 4chan?
just say rape like a normal person.

>what would you do

I'd start teleporting billionaires into volcanoes until morale improved on top of doing whatever I wanted

>>214372676
>if they hadn't introduced random christian antiteleport men
I hated it even more when they introduced the device who keeps wormholes open for ordinary people.
You can literally beat that trash device by teleporting to the sky then teleport back from midair, wtf can they do about this? they don't have multiple devices to follow a chain teleport, and they can setup shit when they're falling midair. Problem solved.

>>214385083
what you said was that stealing gold from fort knox was a bad idea, then implied stealing gold from other places was a good idea because they couldn't track it. i'm not sure why you're being a seething pants-shitting incel about it.

>>214383459
>"Did you even watch the movie?"
>makes incorrect claims of how jumping works
You're embarrassing.

>>214385310
This

If you take out Musk or Bezos, everything else will be given to you for free, you don't even need to teleport to it

>>214385310
that's extremely antisemitic, anon.

>>214368749
if i had those powers i would go fishing every day. if i caught anything, id then travel around the world gifting fish to my various relatives.

if super powers were a normal thing/not illegal/crazy negros didnt hunt you do down because of religion, then Id probably start a business revolving around transporting small objects that need to go long distances fast. Theres really no reason to commit crime with the power, youcould make lots of money legitimately by jumping.

>>214385528
I'd just teleport people with me for insane prices. Would cut down on private jets too!

>>214385451
Yes you dipshit why would you steal gold from Fort Knox and incur the wrath of the federal government when you could just knock out local cash 4 golds? I know you're retarded but this should have spelled it out for you buddy. I'm not an incel, I busted a fat nut on my girlfriend's stomach 2 days ago and filled her belly button up with cum. I already accused you of shitting your pants and you're just saying the same thing back at me. Get your own material kid!

>>214385544

good idea. all these retards wantingto steal gold and money from a bank dont understand some dude could just legitimately pay you 10k for an instant teleport instead of flying on an airplane for 8hrs.

>>214385585
>13 year old newfag esl tries the toughman routine after three days on the site

>>214385598
rich people spend like 200k a year keeping pilots on retainer, they would probably pay even more for a jumper, you wouldnt even be doing actual work 99% of the time. Just hanging around waiting for someone to call you for a quick jump.

>>214385598
lame. who needs money when you can teleport between a girl's legs and instantly ejaculate before she even realises.
you'll have so many babies you can be rich off child support

>>214385585
because fort knox has 147 million ounces of gold as opposed to some cash 4 gold place that might keep a few oz on premises at any given time. also holy fucking cringe at your seething incel posts.

>>214385310
I wouldn't teleport anything, I'd listen, which is what no one else did

>>214385159
sure, whatever you say lol
>thinks a metal microwave can melt metal
derp

>>214385684
god damn it

>>214385598
the government would want to study you, theres no way they'd let someone publicly have those powers

>>214385710
haha

>>214385025
Nigga you can smelt gold and silver in your garage with a propane tank

>>214385707
What temperature do you need to get to?

>>214368749
It was a good premise for a movie, but the movie itself is not good.
Also I saw Hayden in Jumper before Star Wars.

>>214385617
What's your deadlift? I'm 30 and could literally kill you with my barehands you fat /tv/ incel. What's your 1 mile time? You couldn't escape me and I'd have my way with you like a boar in heat.

>>214385680
Yeah how are you going to melt 147 million ounces of gold you stupid nigger? What, you teleported into one of the most secure vaults in the world one night and took everything you could to some abandoned bunker or something in the middle of nowhere now what? The most powerful organization in the world knows who you are now because they either ID'd your face, got your DNA, tracked your phone, or got it any other number of ways they have setup in Fort Knox to stop people from stealing from it. And now they're looking for a guy who has a gigantic amount of gold. Even stupider than just knocking out safe deposit boxes like in the movie.

Between the gold and the cash you can clean a single cash 4 gold place out for 6 figures and the only people looking for you are going to be local pd. Hit a few of those and a few dispensaries and you've got enough money to not have to worry about anything again in your life, and literally nobody is looking for you. I mean fuck, if you really want to hit a big vault you'd be better off hitting something like BASF or Johnson Matthey where you'll still probably have to deal with the feds but not at the same level as if you stole from the feds.

>>214385684
god its funny every time

>>214383035
yea just teleport outside the firmament that'll end well

>>214385895
Would you need to take all 147 million ounces? Maybe you could start with just, like, 23 million ounces, and see how that goes?

>>214368749
Half kino, half shit. The kino half is top tier though.

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>>214368749
Very good movie, cool concept, a lot of fantasy food for thought.

I made the mistake of watching the TV show Impulse. DO NOT make the same mistake. It's trash. There is one (1) good moment where a dude with the power shoots his kid when cornered, very unexpected. The rest is 95% teen drama trash. Second season is much worse and goes full woke with interracial couples, white men bad, sexual harassment preaching, you name it. Read the books if you want more in that universe, they are ok, not good, not bad, but much better than the show at least.

>>214385895
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>214385895
>dude i bench 49 quadrillion times the mass of the universe and can run at infinite speed times 2 i will kill you with my bare ha–

>>214368749
>would you do if you had is powers
I would cleanse the world.

>>214375240
Kill the people choosing the replacements.

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>>214385684
Damn it.

>>214385778
this woman will never miss a chance to be in a sex scene

>>214381488
>>214380926
I like to think that Jumper, Push and Chronicle are from the same universe

>>214385895
>>214386554
lol

>>214368749
Impossible to answer because nobody watched it. Look how retarded that poster looks. We thought the same thing when it released.

>>214368749
The BTS footage where they talk about how they created the look/sound of jumping and how they filmed the colosseum fight was neat.

>>214378373
>not allow
>freely
>experiment on you
>prevent you
>getting caught
>forced
I, uh, I cast Teleport.

>>214382582
Nepo baby mentality

>>214382599
If I were a Jumper I'd wait until you got about halfway through the porn industry list and then kill you leaving the world to ponder and infer why all journalists and Hollywood types were killed by the invisible hand, but only half of pornstars and porn producers, and none of the targets people mainly only whine about because they're rich and have low time preference.

>>214385025
I could smelt gold with a blowtorch and an aluminum pot, but instead I'm going to teleport into every fed base until I find the tracking sheet of all "giant furnaces" and then teleport between all of them smelting gold simultaneously in short bursts just because you said I couldn't.
When the feds catch up to me to arrest me or point a gun at my head, I teleport away to a non giant furnace area.
Oh what's that, but I'd lose the last batch of gold when I get caught?
What a shame. I definitely won't just teleport into the fed evidence locker and take it back once it's cooled, or better yet, teleport somewhere entirely different and grab some more.
Do you not get what teleportation allows you to actually do?
>uh but they'll find you anywhere
Really? They'll find me in a given isolated nook of a given random limestone cavern with just enough access to fresh air for oxygen where I teleport in to sleep? How confident are you of that?

>>214384390
(women (male))

>>214388364
>anyone who strives to do anything must be a nepo baby
t. slave

>>214383056
>>214382548
Why is this guy gossiping about everyone's love lives?

Learn to teleport my body but leave pee and poo behind.

>>214388633
You're not an ambitious self-starter if you're looking down on workers who form 99% of all production as slaves for not being obsessed with specifically material pursuits outside of their job.
The world doesn't function if everyone wants to be an entrepreneur.
You're not business-minded if you think agreeing to do something for money makes you a slave.
You're a nepo baby or a LARPing NEET trying to console yourself. Either way, you need to stop being such a repulsive subhuman kike.
The first world wasn't built by kikes like you, it was built by wage workers who used to put in 60-70 hour weeks.
Your obsession with personal glory is infantile.

>>214388770
That's a woman

>>214384396
>I would work for free
Why are all of the ideas so retarded?

>>214388887
Some of us are white (non-Jewish) and would just go around saving people to the max

>>214385310
Every time you kill a billionaire you create more billionaires because of inheritance

>>214388860
I'm not reading all of this cope. Having ambition is a good thing and calling everyone who has ambition a "nepo baby" does little more than reveal that you have a slave mentality. Even Indians who move to the US start gas stations and things like that. You are probably just part of some permanent underclass who prefers to bucket-crab everyone around you rather than try to be autonomous in any way. Born to be a cog in the system. Do I look down on workers? Absolutely not. But I look down on you and your pathetic mindset.

>>214368749
I would deactivate starlink.

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>>214368749
I would teleport Snood to my rape dungeon.

>>214368749
I would get naked and start masturbating, then as I was about to cum I would jump into a woman's locker room, ideally with my pogo stick inside a lady and blast my jumper juice into her bounce house, then jump away again before anybody knew what the fuck was going on.

There's no point in discussing how to evade the paladins because they'll eventually track you down no matter what. Any surveillance camera footage is enough to get your picture to every airport, harbor, and police station in the entire world. Fingerprints, hair strands with DNA, etc. Eventually you will run out of places to teleport.

Remember, you can't teleport where you haven't been before.

>>214388942
why?

>>214386261
I liked it.

>>214389099
Wear a mask, gloves and a hat.

At least four posts about "rape" ITT. None of them are funny, all are a bit odd. who posts this crap?

>>214389279
The female poster is angry you guys

>>214383459
>The character can only teleport to places he's been to before. Did you even watch the movie?
Oh really? He traveled to the sphinx before?

>>214384795
>You definitely don't steal from Fort fucking Knox
There is nothing in fort knox, when was the last time you watched the news?

>>214384507
Hire a professional hooker that can handle a nervous incel to help him get over his virginity.

>>214368749
>I jump

>>214373020
You could make a M. Night Shyamalan sort of film out of that. Have the entire movie is just a courtroom drama of some dude being charged for committing a crime using superpowers and the prosecution has to try and prove he has them.

>>214374071
how about fucking two girls at the same time but they're in different locations

>>214368749
Petty, vindictive shit.
If someone ahead of me in line wasted time asking about what's in the meatball sauce at Subway or someone in public was having a phonecall using speaker mode, I'd follow them into the bathroom and teleport them into the middle of the Antarctic.
Stuff like that.

>>214385310
Make sure Notch, Gabe and Tim Sweeney all go together.

>>214389124
not him, but it's ugly, intrusive, unwanted ad gives even more third worlders the internet.

>>214389304
the female poster is the one who made the rape posts and the 'angry' reply to it.
she's desperate for attention and to be raped

>>214388544
you think blowtorches look hot because fire's hot, but metal needs to be nearly as hot as the sun to melt, or it wouldn't be metal.. think about it. did you ever see someone's watch melt on a hot day? there you go.
as for your idea of teleporting to every furnace, you hadn't seen them before and no one showed you inside the federal evidence locked so you aren't going in there either.

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>>214385895
>ah, ahm real strong n real fast n yer in trebel

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>>214380926
they flop